Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: GuyNews : My Kinda Neo-Con Cheerleader

She is a rubbish cheerleader, her motions and jump...

2007-04-29T16:36:00.000+01:00

She is a rubbish cheerleader, her motions and jumps are rubbish, and her political ideas are inadequately verbalised and display her insufficient level of intelligence to take part in any adult debate. Send her back to her middle school squad for more training before she gives the rest of the world’s cheerleaders a bad name.

Malkin is a gibbering neonut whose primary schtick...

2007-04-28T06:15:00.000+01:00

Malkin is a gibbering neonut whose primary schtick is hating on melanin-Americans

like herself. They book her on Fox when they want to look "balanced" or they can't get Coulter.

There's a nice rant-off between her and an imaginary lizard from the Eighth Dimension at Alan Smithee's blog here. I call it for the Lectroid.

Speaking of neo-cons, did you see the one on Quest...

2007-04-27T17:29:00.000+01:00

Speaking of neo-cons, did you see the one on Question Time this week?

she is a major league fool. I'm all for a bit of ...

2007-04-27T12:44:00.000+01:00

she is a major league fool. I'm all for a bit of right-wing common-sense but she just gives conservatives a bad name with her unsophisticated and simple-minded views on Iraq, the "war on terror", etc. Books like 'In Defense of Internment'? please! Not going to comment on her pom-poms but there is no beautiful mind here.

37? Is that what she told you?Minging anyway, thou...

2007-04-27T12:33:00.000+01:00

37? Is that what she told you?

Minging anyway, though I'm the first to admit I'm not the best judge!

I would rather pump Ann Coulter than that horse Gu...

2007-04-27T11:58:00.000+01:00

I would rather pump Ann Coulter than that horse Guido. Come on man, get some pics of Katy Taylor Richards with her pokey nips oot. That's what we want!!

She is 37 years old. Get your eyesight tested.

2007-04-27T11:31:00.000+01:00

She is 37 years old. Get your eyesight tested.

She's a bit young, Guido..."Guido the Paedo" - it'...

2007-04-27T11:19:00.000+01:00

She's a bit young, Guido...
"Guido the Paedo" - it's not a monikor you should be angling for!

Does a 'huge following' mean her bum looks big in ...

2007-04-27T10:58:00.000+01:00

Does a 'huge following' mean her bum looks big in everything?

Guido, how could you? After everything you said t...

2007-04-27T10:56:00.000+01:00

Guido, how could you? After everything you said to me on that wonderful, delightfully drunken weekend of unbridled lust. She's not like me, you know. She's not a real neocon. She won't do that little thing that you like so much.

She is lame, but better than Rumsfield in a mini-s...

2007-04-27T10:41:00.000+01:00

She is lame, but better than Rumsfield in a mini-skirt.

Yeah, point taken, but I'd like to think that if you had a picture of Rumsfeld in a mini-skirt, you'd publish...

So many people against la Royale. C'mon, admit it...

2007-04-27T10:17:00.002+01:00

So many people against la Royale. C'mon, admit it, if you had the chance......

I saw this on Wonkette, tis absolutely terrible an...

2007-04-27T10:17:00.001+01:00

I saw this on Wonkette, tis absolutely terrible and one of her most cringe-inducing efforts yet.

Sorry but her name sounds too like "Merkin"

2007-04-27T10:17:00.000+01:00

Sorry but her name sounds too like "Merkin"

No thankyou Guido

2007-04-27T09:37:00.000+01:00

No thankyou Guido

She is awful - complete Bush/Blair apologist. Thou...

2007-04-27T09:26:00.000+01:00

She is awful - complete Bush/Blair apologist. Though I might if I was drunk...

Guido dude, she's about twelve! It's just WRONG, I...

2007-04-27T09:21:00.000+01:00

Guido dude, she's about twelve! It's just WRONG, I tells ya.

sorry, but no.

2007-04-27T09:19:00.000+01:00

sorry, but no.

Being somewhat ancient brown paper bags rather tha...

2007-04-27T09:17:00.000+01:00

Being somewhat ancient brown paper bags rather than ballons come to mind.

S'pose nowadays it would have to be something biodegradeable that says on it "I am not a brown paper bag".

Personally prefer Malkin, in short skirt, jumping up & down rather than a man in a funny hat.

Off message but let's get back to Lord Goldstone's...

2007-04-27T09:09:00.000+01:00

Off message but let's get back to Lord Goldstone's role in cash for peerages scandal.

Sign petition on Downing Street website demanding he stands down from deciding prosecution

"We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to require that the Attorney General be relieved of his duties in respect of the case passed to the Crown Prosecution Service on Friday 20 April 2007 following the Metropolitan Police's investigation into alleged breaches of the Honours (Prevention Of Abuses Act) 1925. "

Guido's readers will make the numbers balloon.

She's not that hot and she's clearly so stupid she...

2007-04-27T09:07:00.000+01:00

She's not that hot and she's clearly so stupid she's only good for a facial.

Wasn't she a commissar in the Richard Mulhouse Nix...

2007-04-27T08:50:00.000+01:00

Wasn't she a commissar in the Richard Mulhouse Nixon Battalion of the Viet Cong? And wasn't it her brother waging war recently at Virginia Tech? But she obviously cares for animals, so I suppose it's not surprising that so many Yanks want to stroke that pussy, but then she wants to send out white feathers ... obviously an albino pheasant plucker. But if it comes down to pheasant pluckers, could we have more of the Cheeky Girls please Guido? Just a thought, but Vulcan's Vulva ... Royal is French ... you may be focused on the wrong orifice. Bit of a Cul-de-sac that.

Guido, you're standards are dropping almost as low...

2007-04-27T08:15:00.000+01:00

Guido, you're standards are dropping almost as low as Mike Smithson's.

Of Segolene Royal he said, and I quote; "One factor that I cannot assess is the impact of Sego’s stunning good looks. I find her anormously sttractive and I assume that others do as well.”

Er.. no they don't Mike. She's a 54 yr old garlic-munching moose who wouldn't give me an erection if I'd take a whole box of viagra.

She has the same horrible overbony wrinkly French sourface as every other female middle-aged frog I've ever met.

..and I don't even want to *think* about what her vulva would be like.

Give me a BGive me an OGive ma an ...

2007-04-27T07:20:00.000+01:00

Give me a B
Give me an O
Give ma an L
Give me an L
Give me an O
Give me a C
Give me a K
Give me an S

What's that spell?
What's that spell?

Apologies to Woodstock

Guy, I'm all into the whole Asian Fetish thing and...

2007-04-27T00:11:00.000+01:00

Guy, I'm all into the whole Asian Fetish thing and everything but even I wouldn't touch that.

Jesus.