tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post3158970221530500279..comments2008-04-04T17:42:02.890+01:00Guido Fawkeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15091277669318213298noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-24285528488703626742008-04-04T17:42:00.000+01:002008-04-04T17:42:00.000+01:00mitch,<BR/><BR/>love the parody;shame about the punctuation!What would Mark K make of it? Maybe "Sultans of Shame"!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-56531135983029287582008-03-30T10:06:00.000+01:002008-03-30T10:06:00.000+01:006:55 AM<BR/><BR/>Funny, I don't remember it going quite like that...oh well, give us a tab an papers will yous, i'm rolling now man.sultan of swingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-74820974618614437102008-03-30T06:55:00.000+01:002008-03-30T06:55:00.000+01:00A late entry to dire straits "industrial disease"<BR/><BR/><BR/>Warning lights are flashing down at quality control<BR/>Somebody threw a mortgage and they threw him in the hole<BR/>Theres rumors in the loading bay and anger in the town<BR/>Somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down<BR/>Theres a meeting in the cabinet theyre trying to trace the smell<BR/>Theres leaking in the washroom theres a sneak in personnel<BR/>Somewhere in the government someone was heard to sneeze<BR/>goodness me could this be socialist disease?<BR/><BR/>The chancellor was crucified for sleeping at his post<BR/>Theyre refusing to be pacified its him they blame the most<BR/>The FSA got rabies the BOE got fleas<BR/>And everyones concerned about socialist disease<BR/>Theres panic on the switchboard tongues are ties in knots<BR/>Some come out in sympathy some come out in spots<BR/>Some blame the prime minister some the employees<BR/>And everybody knows its the socialist disease<BR/><BR/>The work force is disgusted downs tools and walks<BR/>Innocence is injured gordon just talks<BR/>Everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees<BR/>That these are classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze<BR/>On itv and bbc they talk about the curse<BR/>Philosophy is useless socialism is worse<BR/>History boils over theres an economics freeze<BR/>Sociologists invent words that mean socialist disease<BR/><BR/>Mervyn King declared Im not surprised to see you here<BR/>Youve got smokers cough from smoking, brewers droop from drinking beer<BR/>I dont know how you came to get the betty davis knees<BR/>But worst of all young man youve got socialist disease<BR/>He wrote me a prescription he said you are depressed<BR/>But Im glad you came to see me to get this off your chest<BR/>Come back and see me later - next patient please<BR/>Send in another victim of socialist disease<BR/><BR/>I go down to speakers corner Im thunderstruck<BR/>They got free speech, tourists, police in trucks<BR/>Two men say theyre mayor of london one of them must be wrong<BR/>Theres a protest singer singing a protest song - he says<BR/>they wanna have a war to keep us on our knees<BR/>They wanna have a war to keep their factories<BR/>They wanna have a war to stop us buying anything<BR/>They wanna have a war to stop socialist disease<BR/>Theyre pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind<BR/>They wanna sap your energy incarcerate your mind<BR/>They tax your rule brittania, gassy beer, page three<BR/>Two weeks in espana and sunday striptease<BR/>Meanwhile the first mayor says Id cure it soon<BR/>Abolish monday mornings and friday afternoons<BR/>The other ones on a hunger strike hes dying by degrees<BR/>How come boris gets socialist disease.mitchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-33385837973415097202008-03-29T17:30:00.000Z2008-03-29T17:30:00.000Zbut michael martin is a crook!<BR/>his wife made incorrect claims about taxi expenses. his office then misled his own spokesman on the matter and that spokesman has resigned. you slippery, lying bastard, mike.<BR/>note to speaker martin:just give us back the taxi money you robbed, oh yes and the airmiles, then apologise that your lack of judgement has brought the house into disrepute. <BR/>you are a dishonest cunt. resign now. how the fuck did this spastic get the job in the first place?thick as thievesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-57326387184133105252008-03-29T10:50:00.000Z2008-03-29T10:50:00.000Z"Mr Martin's spokeswoman said the spending was part of a rolling programme of improvements which were commissioned by the Parliamentary Estates Directorate"<BR/><BR/>She stressed that the House included more than just Mr Martin's grace and favour apartment.<BR/><BR/>So there we have it .... everything is all right then. It seems that if Mr Martin were acting alone he would be a crook but because the improvements which were commissioned by the Parliamentary Estates Directorate,,, its all OK.sitondafencenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-52007860643965047572008-03-29T10:37:00.000Z2008-03-29T10:37:00.000ZYou may need to do the Vicar-friendly remix of the last verse!<BR/><BR/>Certain irony in a tee-totaller coming up with the winning drinking song! But I felt your pain, guys....<BR/><BR/>Marquee MarkAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-88581275174390213842008-03-29T10:01:00.000Z2008-03-29T10:01:00.000ZDodge,<BR/><BR/>Any chance you could record a hearty version of Mark's ditty as well for digital distribution?Guido Fawkes Esq.http://www.blogger.com/profile/15091277669318213298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-52363219716740703312008-03-29T09:29:00.000Z2008-03-29T09:29:00.000ZAw damn...well done to the winner. We are still going to work on music for the tune I submitted.Andrew Ian Dodgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16293965494182995460noreply@blogger.com