Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Unfunded Tax Cuts v Unfunded Spending Commitments

"Sorry Guido you are totally wrong, and have a poo...

2008-03-10T10:38:00.000Z

"Sorry Guido you are totally wrong, and have a poor grasp of economics

If you make tax cuts of £10bn, ie cut PAYE Tax to lets say 17p in the pound. Thats 10 bn in Yr one 20bn by year two, and in the life time of a parliament it will cost 50bn."

As opposed to 38bn a year increase in debt, which is 76bn after two years and 380bn after ten years. On top of the 600bn of debt already run up by this government. So now you can see why the government produced what "Evanomics" Davies described as a "New Doomsday book" which listed all the governments assets, including public libraries and museums. Basically the government can't run up any more debt on the basis it can pay it back using tax income, so it is going to have to start providing collateral in the form of fixed assets - like the Natural History Museum. When UK PLC goes into a recession later this year we won't even be able to make the £35bn in interest we are currently wasting on this debt and the bailiffs will be around from the House of Saud to re-claim the Natural History Museum. Perhaps they will take it down brick by brick and re-build it in a shopping complex in Dubai as a nice place to sell gold watches. They've got plenty of gold since the UK treasury sold it to them on the cheap...

Oh, by the way, £38bn in government bonds equates to and equivalent increase in money supply, and a £38bn increase in money supply will give you a 2.7% increase in GDP "growth" when measured in cash terms. So now you know how a Labour government can create "growth" whilst having a trade deficit which is in the red to record levels. Shame all that extra money supply is now been squeezed out of property and is ending up in food and fuel. 30% of voters still think you know what you are doing Gordon. Well just wait to 2010 - you'll be lucky if your own MPs will still be voting Labour.

Guido my dear man, you forgot about the £70 billio...

2008-03-10T08:33:00.000Z

Guido my dear man, you forgot about the £70 billion for decommissioning the nuclear power stations.

10:45amthe Electoral Commission needs Nuking:No pr...

2008-03-09T22:28:00.000Z

10:45am

the Electoral Commission needs Nuking:

No problemo, Colonel Madd, when we launch on Iran, our boys'll probably chuck that one in as a freebie. Nothing's too much when it comes to our buddies. We won't even notice we've done it.

8:45am"That was last year. Now the economy is fuck...

2008-03-09T21:57:00.000Z

8:45am

"That was last year. Now the economy is fucked, we're all dirt poor, our businesses are going down the pan, our homes are threatened with repossession and diesel is 114.9p a litre.

We want blood."

You have my vote mortal. Plasma fuelled motor vehicles are most definitely the future for humankind (well...for some of them anyway) and extremely eco-friendly too. I'll have mine converted at once.

PS:Prime Minister, the SMS from your admirer was s...

2008-03-09T18:15:00.000Z

PS:

Prime Minister, the SMS from your admirer was signed 'X'.

4.56am, 4:35 PMDear Mr Brown,May I take this oppor...

2008-03-09T18:08:00.000Z

4.56am, 4:35 PM

Dear Mr Brown,

May I take this opportunity to mention that I consider you to be a true British visionary.

And if I may be so bold, might I also take the liberty of conveying to you this text message, which I've just received from one of our valued clientele in response to the announcement of your latest houndbreaking economic strategy. I'm certain you will appreciate it's sincere and supportive sentiments.

*************

gordon. wow wee reely kneed a pm like u. wot unnerstanz the kneads of the peepol. smegga respecked man.

But the money does not exist in any case!http://th...

2008-03-09T16:41:00.000Z

But the money does not exist in any case!
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2008/03/gordon-its-not-politics-its-maths-warns.html

There's a new political party, the Economic Democrats, who are pointing out that money is not backed by anything physical.

9:17 PMSo great to know that someone really cares ...

2008-03-09T16:35:00.000Z

9:17 PM

So great to know that someone really cares about white working class empowerment and understands our rightful place in society.

4:56 AMDear EdI really don't wish to take all the ...

2008-03-09T16:29:00.000Z

4:56 AM

Dear Ed

I really don't wish to take all the credit for this fantastic new initiative and I'd be delighted if you would consider substituting 'Balls' for 'Brown' in the headline. Can't wait to unleash this one on the public.

Gordon

" the nasty party said...11:49 PM, March 08, 2008"...

2008-03-09T15:14:00.000Z

" the nasty party said...11:49 PM, March 08, 2008"

How appositely named you are indeed.

For your edification I am one of those white working class people you obviously know only by happenstance.

I came through the 'Social Care' system and live in one of the poorest areas of one of our Northern cities.

Indeed, from my tower block window I am sure that I can look down on you in a more realistic sense than you; looking down on the real white working class as if we are incapable of educating ourselves, or having a sense of irony and humour.

You Sir, are a poltroon whose ignorance is only overshadowed by your arrogance.

To quote on of our local heroes, John Cooper Clarke: 'Nobody can find a good word for you but I can, Twat!'

goqndlo

By the time Cameron responds to the Budget Stateme...

2008-03-09T11:55:00.000Z

By the time Cameron responds to the Budget Statement the TV pundits will be earnestly discussing what it all means for a single mother in Nottingham with 5 multi-ethnic kids, two rotweillers and a crack habit. I fear they will conclude that she will be much better off.

Spot on Dickie 08.45; problem in a nutshellOsborne...

2008-03-09T10:45:00.000Z

Spot on Dickie 08.45; problem in a nutshell

Osborne is simply too herbivorous to turn NuLabs economic record into a smoking desert and then plough salt into it.

The Tories won't be able to form a government with their present lead(BTW what is boy Dave doing about the utterly blatant difference between Conservative GE votes and seats;the Electoral Commission needs Nuking)

Sadly George n' Dave think that sitting to attention with nice shiny shoes and their OE ties with THAT knot is going to result in the election being dumped in their lap-it ai'nt.Brown will have to be dragged out of Downing Street by the testicles

A cull of 50% of existing Tory MPs and an end to the policy of fighting key marginals with Old Etonian Tax Barristers called Tarquin as the Tory candidate is needed to get a decent pool of front bench talent

Interesting to see (re my suggestion of last night)George literally cosying up to Stepanie Flanders on MarrBla's sofa....and those boots..........aaaaagh

Says Colonel Madd

anon zombie 8.34,I have just checked the list. yo...

2008-03-09T09:05:00.000Z

anon zombie 8.34,
I have just checked the list. you are on it but I am not.
spastic.

The Budget response should be Osborne's very last ...

2008-03-09T08:45:00.000Z

The Budget response should be Osborne's very last chance to show he has big enough balls for the job. The impression given to the public so far is that Cameron has carefully put together a strong, experienced, politically astute frontbench team, and then completely buggered it up by mistaking a sixth former on work experience for one of his MPs and making him Shadow Chancellor.

Osborne can't help the fact that he looks about eighteen and has a squeaky voice, but he needs to work doubly hard to counter that negative first impression. He hasn't impressed me yet, and I'm as loyal a Tory as you are likely to meet. Several people have commented that they wished Vince Cable would defect to the Conservatives, and that says it all really.

Wake up, Boy George. You are in what the military would call a target-rich environment. Stop feeling sorry for Darling and start giving him and his puppet-master the kicking they deserve. We don't want touchy-feely, big-tent, all-in-this-together consensus politics at this point. That was last year. Now the economy is fucked, we're all dirt poor, our businesses are going down the pan, our homes are threatened with repossession and diesel is 114.9p a litre.

We want blood.

thick as shit said... "I have sufficient supplies ...

2008-03-09T08:34:00.000Z

thick as shit said...
"I have sufficient supplies of silver bullets for everyone."

Everyone would be peased if you used the first one on yourself.

You NEVER hear anything like this from the BBC, bu...

2008-03-09T08:24:00.000Z

You NEVER hear anything like this from the BBC, but just watch them change when the Consrevatives are back. The BBC is new labour.

the video the fascist EUSSR and its puppets in the...

2008-03-09T08:04:00.000Z

the video the fascist EUSSR and its puppets in the neo labour party and its propaganda wing does not want you to see.

you will NOT see this on the fascist BBC!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOcG2G_6uC0

a few more years and these people will be classed as enemys of the state and locked up indefinately for trying to protect YOUR democratic rights from the fascists in Europe yet again.

if you really do value democracy then you will act NOW, yes you in the free press or do you admire Hitler? are you ALL fascists? do you want the free press and in particular the political pres shut down, or reduced to being state robots?

in the 30s we were warned of Hitler and its undemocratic imperialistic fascist ways.

yet few tried to wake the people up, many said it may even be a good thing!

we know how that ended with 6 million jews gassed because they had the power to do as they wished. they could not be voted out and anycountry once in could not escape without much bloodshed if ever.

So you in the Free press such as THE SUN, THE TIMES, THE TELIGRAPH.
yes you brag about your power to get people elected, you brag about your powers of influence, unless you start putting these powers into practice to save our democracy then we the peopl and the future generation will hold you responsable for not acting when you KNOW the EU is undemocratic and unaccountable -fascist.

what will you say to your children, should we be reduced to gulags or gas chambers or political prisoners!

WHAT WILL YOU SAY TO THE CHILDREN WHEN THEY CAN NO LONGER THINK FREELY OR EXPRESSTHIER OPINIONS?

you think it wont happen?

these are the very same people who renamed the constitution to cynically rob the people of their democracy?

yes you in the press has the power to save this country and many centuries of democracy that has brought us prosperity, a free press and fairness, and a British way of live that has been admired the world over.

BRITISH PRESS DO SOMTHING, are you traitors, cowards or plain ignorant? or are you the great free press that stands up for democracy?

you tell us, but remember you are running out of time!

I see Goldsmith wants the treason laws changed, re...

2008-03-09T07:38:00.000Z

I see Goldsmith wants the treason laws changed, read removed from the stature book.

Is Labout getting nervous?

I do hope so.

4:19 PMDear Mr Shrugged,I must take issue with you...

2008-03-09T04:56:00.000Z

4:19 PM

Dear Mr Shrugged,

I must take issue with you over your proposals vis-a-vis dog consumption. This would be economic madness in view of the fact that canines are probably the one commodity we can successfully export to China in order to redress our chasming trade deficit. Given that the Far East now represents the world's fastest growing doggy-bag market, it follows that fostering the creation of a commercial cottag-industry culture out of the present penchant for domestic pet ownership could prove to be an extremely viable option for enterprising families up and down Britain.

Yours sincerely

Ed Poodle esq

And whilst the Labour government throws Billions a...

2008-03-09T02:13:00.000Z

And whilst the Labour government throws Billions away, some dipstick in the (local Labour Party?) gets The People sued for a story about Wrekin Conservative MP Mark Pritchard.
http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_headline=mark-pritchard-mp-apology%26method=full%26objectid=20337208%26siteid=93463-name_page.html
"On 10 February 2008 we published an article "Tory MP in Exes Storm" which alleged that Mark Pritchard MP faced calls for an investigation over claims that his wife was on the parliamentary payroll whilst working as an air stewardess. We now accept this allegation was false." Oops!

The Wrekin and Telford Labour Party seem to have problems with the truth. Having being caught out in several porkies over the years.

And the Wrekin Labour candidate Alison Wedgewood suddenly announced that her hubbie's job meant she could not be the candidate anymore. How very feminist of her!

Yeah, right. That rings true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJxZdCm254M

2008-03-09T01:20:00.000Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJxZdCm254M

i think broon must be readying his british jobs fo...

2008-03-09T01:07:00.000Z

i think broon must be readying his british jobs for british workers speech again .

i am fascinated that now so much more is known about the nu labour "death star" project that he isnt reaching for the button.

hes done for if he doesnt make his speech now , basically publics view is that hes crap because he hasnt said or done anything that means anything to anybody .

weve had the statements , but no one cross examing what his vison is , its like hes made labour into a ghost ship , just some sort of empty shell.

from what i hear budget is to be unstimulating but labelled as a difficult budget. everyones just wondering what labour stands for now which is why the tory lead is so good.

basically if he screws on budget and anymore off balance sheet rubbish , no one in the city will support them , and theres already some creaking rumours on northern rock which alistair hasnt told anyone about yet , to do with junk bonds and commercial business properties mortgages held by granite with nu labour names all over it , and if he doesnt weigh in with his statement and full figs disclouser ,there gonna let that one blow.

Pat CondellWell said, mate.

2008-03-09T00:18:00.000Z

Pat Condell

Well said, mate.

I fear more for Guido's "brand", but he's big enou...

2008-03-09T00:13:00.000Z

I fear more for Guido's "brand", but he's big enough and ugly enough to look after himself...

Another comedy classic must watch from Pat Condell...

2008-03-09T00:00:00.000Z

Another comedy classic must watch from Pat Condell youtube legend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9dXGJ2rYdA