Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Dave's Spinning Cycle, New Labour's New Slogan

I think the story that the dead tree press is igno...

2008-03-29T17:01:00.000Z

I think the story that the dead tree press is ignoring is the woeful number of flights that PR Dave keeps taking. It's a bit like the way Labore campaigning for scrapping plastic carrier bags and for Heathrow expansion at the same time ...

Lets see now, who do we want as PM?Brown ... Flash...

2008-03-27T10:41:00.000Z

Lets see now, who do we want as PM?

Brown ... Flashman? Flashman ... Brown? hmm... Brown ... Flashman? Flashman ... mmm ?

Sorry, no prizes being given.

hell, I'd vote for General Sir Harry in a New York minute. A man with most of the venality of the current shower, but a soupçon of backbone when required, standards, and none of the sanctimony.
I'm sure he'd tax petrol to the skies, but only to keep hoi polloi off the roads and pay for brandy and whores. He wouldn't pretend it was to "save the planet." Shame he's a fictional construct really. The only person I can see him losing to is the Hon Charlie Mortdecai, sadly also not real.

Slogan for Labour:New Labour; If it looks shit and...

2008-03-27T09:47:00.000Z

Slogan for Labour:

New Labour; If it looks shit and smells like shit, it's Brown.

technointheafternoon et al.. did anyone else notic...

2008-03-27T09:46:00.000Z

technointheafternoon et al.. did anyone else notice Brown have a go at the banks for off-balance sheet activities.

Fucking rich that! What with all the off-balance sheet PFI and NR finance, Brown has got fuck-all room to talk.

The more I see/hear the mendacious bastard, the more my blood pressure increases.

Brown's official slogan:"New Labour, Your Britain"...

2008-03-27T00:09:00.000Z

Brown's official slogan:
"New Labour, Your Britain"

What Brown really means:
"Your labour, Our Britain"

The Mirror Man who admits breaking the law himself...

2008-03-26T22:13:00.000Z

The Mirror Man who admits breaking the law himself and has video evidence to prove it, what a dick.

New slogan for Labour:

"So What? It's Balls!"

I think that tells us all we need to know about Labour.

As a driver I find cyclists on the road to be a nu...

2008-03-26T20:38:00.000Z

As a driver I find cyclists on the road to be a nuisance so all power to those who ride on the pavements.

Lets see now, who do we want as PM?Brown ... Flash...

2008-03-26T20:03:00.000Z

Lets see now, who do we want as PM?

Brown ... Flashman? Flashman ... Brown? hmm... Brown ... Flashman? Flashman ... mmm ?

Sorry, no prizes being given.

shame on all of you, this is trivial beyond compar...

2008-03-26T20:00:00.000Z

shame on all of you, this is trivial beyond compare

get a grip will you

NULABOUR! You were fucking told but you just would...

2008-03-26T17:45:00.000Z

NULABOUR! You were fucking told but you just wouldnt fucking listen would you?
NULABOUR! Just what the fuck did you think would happen you fucking retarded spastics?
NULABOUR! In 1997 you fucking retards got taken in by a greasy lying spiv called Bliar and you swallowed all his bullshit and lies AND you kept voting in these sewer rats for 3 elections! What does that say about YOU?

New Labour - if its Brown, its shit...

2008-03-26T17:34:00.000Z

New Labour - if its Brown, its shit...

No doubt it's "Your Britain" in the form of a shor...

2008-03-26T17:18:00.000Z

No doubt it's "Your Britain" in the form of a short-term loan, to be repaid with interest via lots of new taxes.

New Labour, Fuck Off.

"Stuff the laws? Stuff you and every other selfish...

2008-03-26T17:03:00.000Z

"Stuff the laws? Stuff you and every other selfish arrogant creep pedalling on the pavement expecting pedestrians to get out of your way."

They are my kids and I have a duty of care over them. Sorry, but that happens to conflict with my concern for petty laws as they pedal to school. So fuck you and every arrogant creep that thinks its OK for little kids to dice with death every time they go to school. Maybe you'd like to pay for them to take a taxi? Because they sure as hell aren't getting a free bus for the two and a half miles they have to travel to school. Hey they might give someone a few bruises if they aren't too careful. So sue me.

"New Labour, Your Problem"

2008-03-26T16:59:00.000Z

"New Labour, Your Problem"

New Labour, Your Wallet.

2008-03-26T16:51:00.000Z

New Labour, Your Wallet.

Labour, we don't give a fuck.Labour, who cares?Lab...

2008-03-26T16:07:00.000Z

Labour, we don't give a fuck.

Labour, who cares?

Labour, it wasn't us... honest guv.

So glad you linked that Mirror video again, Guido....

2008-03-26T16:05:00.000Z

So glad you linked that Mirror video again, Guido. Watch the cameraman nab Dave cycling the wrong side of the bollard then following exactly the same line himself.

And so what if he didn't wear one of those stupid fucking helmets that make you look like a creature out of Star Trek II?

What's the Mirror got lined up next? SHOCK REPORT: DAVE ONLY EATS FOUR OUT OF FIVE VEG A DAY.

Hypocrites.

To the old, young, infirm, blind and deaf a cyclis...

2008-03-26T15:45:00.000Z

To the old, young, infirm, blind and deaf a cyclist riding at 10mph or more on the pavement can be very very scary.

On slogans how about this?

Labour, what did you expect?

Anon at 2.23 - pavements are for PEOPLE - if you t...

2008-03-26T15:44:00.000Z

Anon at 2.23 - pavements are for PEOPLE - if you think the roads are too dangerous, don't ride a bike! Pedestrians shouldn't have to leap out of the way of a furiously pedalling cyclist.

Stuff the laws? Stuff you and every other selfish arrogant creep pedalling on the pavement expecting pedestrians to get out of your way.

This story will only appeal to people who think th...

2008-03-26T15:24:00.000Z

This story will only appeal to people who think that cigarettes should be sold under the counter and that kids playing conkers should wear a helmet.

Got it in one.

Who cares. Gordon's biggest problem is that he seems like the type of person who would fret if he put a comma in the wrong place. At least Call me Dave is a normal person.

anonymous 2.23pmthe safest way to travel is to dri...

2008-03-26T15:10:00.000Z

anonymous 2.23pm

the safest way to travel is to drive in reverse.

There are no accidents recorded for any driver having an accident driving in Oxford Street, in rush hour or any other time in reverse!!

So set a trend drive in reverse!

Who the hell worries about what Maguire thinks - B...

2008-03-26T15:06:00.000Z

Who the hell worries about what Maguire thinks - Browns's personal arselicker is all we need to know.

How about New Labour, You're Joking?(Or, perhaps w...

2008-03-26T15:01:00.000Z

How about New Labour, You're Joking?

(Or, perhaps with our marvellous AAA* education system, that should read New Labour, Your Jokin'?)

And what of the Mirror's cyclist who managed to pr...

2008-03-26T14:57:00.000Z

And what of the Mirror's cyclist who managed to produce such "stunning" video, it could only have been done hand held. So the Mirror's cyclist was also driving a vehicle in a dangerous manner. Better not add that to the article in case it shows the New Labour nut-jobs for the hypocrites that they are.

I find it very hard to get excited about this "sto...

2008-03-26T14:49:00.000Z

I find it very hard to get excited about this "story"...

*looks down*

No, nothing yet.