Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Bet Wenger is Sorry Now

Apparently, Brown was the first foreigner to set f...

2008-04-17T10:31:00.000+01:00

Apparently, Brown was the first foreigner to set foot in the Chinese Olympic stadium.

Fingers crossed for it to break on the first day of the Games...

http://en.beijing2008.cn/news/dynamics/headlines/n214235681.shtml

Thanks Gordon, I am sure we did not need you, but ...

2008-04-17T00:12:00.000+01:00

Thanks Gordon, I am sure we did not need you, but it's always good to have the omen help.
Come on Fergie sock the the p******e

Bean to top himself? No way. He is up his own ar...

2008-04-16T17:29:00.000+01:00

Bean to top himself? No way. He is up his own arse too much for that. True he has a dangerously warped, fragile personality but his thick skin and crass arrogance will win out. His deluded reasoning will rationalise the 'truth' that he is a victim, and as such a 'hero' to put himsel 'up' on behalf of poor Joe Public.
The man is a real arsehole who is no danger of topping out.

Given Broon's obsessive self-regard that has drive...

2008-04-15T20:04:00.000+01:00

Given Broon's obsessive self-regard that has driven him to single-mindedly devote his sullen bawling life to achieving historical greatness to the exclusion of all else and showing in the process how unfit he for it is, AND the apparent impossibility of his doing anything to heal the ever-widening breach between his self-esteem and evident abilities, will Snotty top himself in despair, his bovine corpse twisting on a creaking rope at the top of the stairwell in No 10? I'm quite serious.

All we need now is for Brown to pay a visit 'chez ...

2008-04-15T15:05:00.000+01:00

All we need now is for Brown to pay a visit 'chez Linley'..

Henry crun you sound like a bitter twat.

2008-04-15T11:57:00.000+01:00

Henry crun you sound like a bitter twat.

For Chrissake keep him away from the IMF and the U...

2008-04-15T11:25:00.000+01:00

For Chrissake keep him away from the IMF and the UN. Global financial meltdown followed by nuclear war will surely happen otherwise.

"Apparently, all of Manchester is praying for a vi...

2008-04-15T09:19:00.000+01:00

"Apparently, all of Manchester is praying for a visit down to Chelsea"

Why would Manchester City fans be praying for this. MAn Ure fans all live south of Watford Gap as any fule kno.

OH, NO NO NO NO, OH NO! A Iraqi kid wounded accide...

2008-04-15T07:15:00.000+01:00

OH, NO NO NO NO, OH NO!

A Iraqi kid wounded accidently by a British Tommy has been given TWO MILLION POUNDS OF TAXSLAVE CASH!
WTF? The 'yuman rites' vermin are really getting into their fucking collective stride now eh? How to sabotage our country and forces and enrich themselves at the same time?
GOD GIVE ME FUCKING STRENGTH PLEASE!
This NuLab gang waste the money that people sweat blood for like its free money falling from the fucking sky!
The first thing we need to do after the revolution is hang the lawyers.

Sorry to pee all over your fireworks Guido, but Go...

2008-04-15T03:15:00.000+01:00

Sorry to pee all over your fireworks Guido, but Gordon is but a mere apprentice in jinxing compared to Prime Minister Zapatero of Spain.

His most famous performances include congratulating German Chancellor Schroder for his electoral victory a bit too early (Schroder lost), he participated in Chirac's campaign pro-EU constitution (France said No),supporting Kerry, predicting Fernando Alonso's victory just ahead of an almost fatal crash in Canada, supporting Madrid's candidacy for 2012 Olympics also with his presence (Madrid lost to London, apparently due to some confusion in the final voting).

And of course the final of the European Basketball Championship. The Spanish national team had won the world title just months before. They had had an stellar performance in the European one. Got to the final. Zapatero was there. They were ahead the whole match. Only in the last couple of minutes it became even. Final shot for Gasol, the star of the team, ball gets into the basket and... comes out of it.

Is it a socialist thing?

broon speaking to sarkozy : I look down on him as ...

2008-04-15T01:34:00.000+01:00

broon speaking to sarkozy : I look down on him as a failed intellect for proclaiming he needs to adopt thatcher politics .

broon speaking to wenger: i look up to him as a brilliant football manager with an athletic physic .

weneger to broon :I look down on his as an utter socialist nazi wanker .

sarko (interrupts): fuckin hell arsen , i cant top that one

Obviously Gordon will be behind anything that has ...

2008-04-14T22:53:00.000+01:00

Obviously Gordon will be behind anything that has "Arse" in its name.I think he misheard Balls up
and thought he said go and watch
Arse Nailing.

Well, yes, it is true. We did not want 'im to come...

2008-04-14T22:00:00.000+01:00

Well, yes, it is true. We did not want 'im to come, but 'e insist. And it is difficult, you know, zat 'e bring ze president of France plus Mlle Tutti Frutti. It was not possible to say "fuck off, sunshine, and take your jonah curse wiz you".

So 'e come and we lose. Sometimes football is like that, something 'appen zat you cannot control.

We are very disappointed, but next time we will be ready for 'im. Next time per'aps we turn off all ze lights an' pretend we 'ave gone to Dubai. Or Scotland. Anywhere.

Espece de coooooooooooooooooooooooooon.

Sorry.

Having the snot-snaffler involved in any project i...

2008-04-14T20:32:00.000+01:00

Having the snot-snaffler involved in any project is the equivelant of having a cyclops albatross dropping little dolls with pins stuck into them all over you while a black cat fucks a solitary magpie on top of that ladder you just walked under.

Hubble bubble...toil and snotgobblers.

Bang goes my tenner (at 10-1) put on before the se...

2008-04-14T19:58:00.000+01:00

Bang goes my tenner (at 10-1) put on before the season started!!

o/t i know but just had to post.....ken was on itv...

2008-04-14T18:40:00.000+01:00

o/t i know but just had to post.....ken was on itv london news talking about the internet.he said 'there are some bad things said about me ,but not as bad as in the press'

laugh!
His lackeys are obviously terrified to tell him what happens here.so ken,just to get you prepared....you are a ladies front bottom.c
can anyone do better?

Who poured the bucket of horseshit over Stephan Sh...

2008-04-14T18:25:00.000+01:00

Who poured the bucket of horseshit over Stephan Shakespeare, the Evening Standard gossip columnist, as he emerged from his London flat?
Was it Gordon?
See today's Evening Standard, where Shakespeare's Londoner's Diary pours more shit on the embattled Prime Minister.
In a piece entitled "Raging Gordon chucks his toys out of the pram", we learn that Gordon kicked over a table when he learned about the lost discs at the Inland Revenue and upset his driver when he threw his mobileacross the car.
A labour MP confirms that "Gordon got through three mobiles in a week by hurling them against the wall in anger".
We also hear that Gord has no patience with secretaries:
"He is said to shout at them abusively. He is reported to have impatiently turfed one of the girls out of her chair and sat down to use the keyboard himself".
This man needs to go into rehab.

Notice outside PM McTwat's office."Do not disturb....

2008-04-14T18:15:00.000+01:00

Notice outside PM McTwat's office.

"Do not disturb. I am solely focused on fixing the econmy."

The genius ex Chancellor rode on an economic tide of reckless spending by Govt and consumers using homes as mini banks to fund consumption Taking the plaudits from Fuckwit City commentators and equally fuckwit PM Blair. Hubris so thick you could walk on it.

This deluded manic depressive actually thinks 'economic policy' can reduce the damage which follows the bursting of the bubble on nwhich his potemkin reputation was built. He and Darling are trying to blame the banks, the very banks which fuelled this consumption binge on which UK growth and his brilliant reputation was built.

Fucking voting public you have got what you deserve especially ex Conservatives who were seduced by the Blair/Brown bullshit. Hope your homes are repossessed.

from the moment he wakes up he is bringing stabili...

2008-04-14T18:04:00.000+01:00

from the moment he wakes up he is bringing stability and helping house buyers

Aye, we're all doomed, doomed I tell ye.

No one has yet picked up on Brown Nose standing un...

2008-04-14T18:03:00.000+01:00

No one has yet picked up on Brown Nose standing under the word Arse

Will what's left of the Army please deploy along t...

2008-04-14T18:02:00.000+01:00

Will what's left of the Army please deploy along the Kings Road with orders to shoot MugabaBroon on sight if he heads west out of his bunker.

Friend of Roman

PS if the British Army can't so it the job will be delegated to the FSB

Well we all know that Gordon "plays for the other ...

2008-04-14T17:42:00.000+01:00

Well we all know that Gordon "plays for the other side"
Not so much The GUNNERS but more the BUMMERS.
Is it just me or is Gordons coat just a little bit too short?
No doubt to allow easy ministerial access for a pair of balls.

Arsehole fucking winger is a french cunt. A moanin...

2008-04-14T17:31:00.000+01:00

Arsehole fucking winger is a french cunt. A moaning french cunt at that. Who gives a fuck about football anyway.

Thick as Thieves Said:

Who gives a fuck what he said.

I heard snotty on the news saying that from the mo...

2008-04-14T17:30:00.000+01:00

I heard snotty on the news saying that from the moment he wakes up he is bringing stability and helping house buyers and some more tosh and bollox about blaming the USA but If this is his best shot and the economy sinks further(inevitable) then what is the point of his cyclopean labours and what is he doing?,fuckall i`d say apart from blaming everyone else and proving the BOE is not independent cos he made em drop interest rates.

Christ not Balls - he's worse than Zanu-Broon and ...

2008-04-14T17:26:00.000+01:00

Christ not Balls - he's worse than Zanu-Broon and he's the worst unelected PM in modern times