tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-28246896490304829572008-01-25T03:36:00.000Z2008-01-25T03:36:00.000Z2008-01-25T03:36:00.000Z"Please lock me away..." but thankfully by a diffe..."Please lock me away..." but thankfully by a different Peter and Gordon!<BR/><BR/>Messrs Gilbert and Sullivan had it right over 100 years ago with:<BR/><BR/>To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock<BR/>In a pestilential prison with a life-long lock<BR/>Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock<BR/>Of a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.<BR/><BR/>All we need to do to update this is change black to orange. Voila<BR/><BR/>(You won't believe this but th word ver for this is turdfuc!!!!!)g&s fan againnoreply@blogger.com