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Liam Byrne manages to look exactly like Lavrenti B...

2008-03-02T17:39:00.000Z

Liam Byrne manages to look exactly like Lavrenti Beria, but without any of his charm or warmth. The ideal NuLabor pod person.

Dear Mr BlokeFirst find out what most libertarians...

2008-02-29T20:15:00.000Z

Dear Mr Bloke

First find out what most libertarians think on the matter of immigration before you display your own utter ignorance.

Yes

Libertarians do believe in open borders.

However only in the absence of almost the entire welfare state.

(and many other changes to our current system of buggering everything up as much as possible.)

In a libertarian paradise you can't have both. For reasons that should be self apparent even to someone as obviously thick as yourself.

Got it now?

Well, that does not surprise me, your type never do.

ATLAS shrugged

brown said'we have to accept our own responsibilit...

2008-02-29T18:33:00.000Z

brown said'we have to accept our own responsibility for ending the environmental damage we are causing".
when will he accept his responsibility for selling our gold at the bottom,spunking £110 billion on n crock,100 stealth taxes,millions of immigrants(legal and illegal),changing constituency boundaries,pissing away all the oil money and generally making us all poor except the super rich and anyone working for the government????oh yea and giving the eu billions...lying in manifestos ...........what a turd

bofl

@Cassandra: yes, that's a NuLiebour favourite isn'...

2008-02-29T16:34:00.000Z

@Cassandra: yes, that's a NuLiebour favourite isn't it. And they never tell you that the immigrants he is talking about are Jewish-American investment bankers, employees of big Anglo-American and Anglo-European companies and Japanese heads of car companies paying VAT on luxury goods.

Conveniently forgets that the unemployment rate amongst Asians is 3x the unemployment rate amongst whites. Not quite sure how much of a contribution they can be making. Are they going to be the next JK Rowling whilst writing novels on the dole perhaps? Or the next Oasis writing left-leaning pop songs?

The next lie they love to come out with is that the NHS is dependent on foreign employees. This is readily exposed as back in 1950 when the NHS was set up there were only white doctors and nurses working in it and it worked very well too. No AIDs or MRSA or neo-TB to contend with either. Importing 3rd world doctors gave us a 3rd world health service with 3rd world diseases. No big surprise there surely.

Liam Bryne was able to say with confidence that im...

2008-02-29T16:08:00.000Z

Liam Bryne was able to say with confidence that immigrants have paid six billion pounds in tax(over what period?) and these same immigrants have cost far less in terms of using services!
Where did he get that figure? when he does not know how many immigrants are in the UK!
How does he know that immigrants cost the UK far less in services than they pay in tax?
The Toady show let him gat away with these statements without comment!
I did like the bit where Bryne slipped up by saying yes to the question of are there too many imigrants and then he backtracked as he realised what a booboo he had just made!
I can just see Brown laying into him 'big styly'!

You know the daily mirror is shit and out of touch...

2008-02-29T15:50:00.000Z

You know the daily mirror is shit and out of touch when even the commies they support stop reading it!

Gordon describes himself as a Daily Mail reader in...

2008-02-29T15:11:00.000Z

Gordon describes himself as a Daily Mail reader in the paper this morning

I might say that someone like Brown can not afford to pick and choose, but unfortunately with this Prime Minister such a phrase has a different interpretation.

Yep a secret plan to widen Sipson Lane to 6 lanes ...

2008-02-29T14:48:00.000Z

Yep a secret plan to widen Sipson Lane to 6 lanes and restrict its use to wide vehicles...

More from the friday Flint Flyers.1] Shops to be b...

2008-02-29T14:21:00.000Z

More from the friday Flint Flyers.

1] Shops to be banned from selling plastic macs [say .. three hundred billion go into landfill each year.. no one knows the figures anyway.. nerds also use plastic sandwich boxes and clingfilm.. this government to revist the whole approach to trainspotters in the UK]

2] DEFRA to insit livestock passports contain biometric data and actual photos of each animal.
[holiday snaps are acceptable]

3] Announce THERE WILL BE NO THIRD RUNWAY AT HEATHROW
[small print..announce a very long straight, wide, well lit road leading from terminal 5 to Colnbrook that will not be open to regular traffic]

4] Barcoding of children so they can be scanned into the morning register.

Messages for Gordon.

Peerages on Ebay ..they said yes as long as it goes in the politics/collectable/fraud/sleeze/ section.

Matt Groening has changed his email so no reply.

Mel Gibson is quite keen on your script for Braveheart 2.
He thinks the cutting off of King EdBlair's head and putting it on a spike is a good strong scene. However he has concerns that the McBrown character is rather unlikeable and a bit weird and the audience will be unable to empathise with him sufficently.
Also he asks, what is his motivation? Just terminall hatred and an unjustified sense of betrayal, coupled with a naked lust for power seem a bit far fetched to allow this man to carry the throne .A rewrite may be required.

Photoshoot or weekend guest list.

Prince Harry said no.
Tilda Swinton said no.
Daniel Day Lewis said no.
Fidel Castro said no as he is trying to update his image.
The Martins said Yes.

This policy was on page 52 of the Labour manifesto...

2008-02-29T14:12:00.000Z

This policy was on page 52 of the Labour manifesto headlined "a points system for immigration". Labour's compalint was that the Tory policy on asylum was nonsense (and Cameron eveidently agrees because he has scrapped it) and about the way that certain Tories told lies about immigration to get votes by exploiting fears.

Funny how your liberatrianism ends when it comes to this issue.

" A whole new generation of non-English speaking u...

2008-02-29T14:08:00.000Z

" A whole new generation of non-English speaking unskilled labourers arrive here, hand over their postal votes to 'community leaders', and settle in comfortably on the dole."

They don't go on the dole. They visit Dr Mohammed and he registers them as disabled. Haven't you noticed that Asian men over the age of 40 have a tendency to walk with a limp? Now you now why the government will freely admit that 90% of the disabled are capable of work. Its because if they forced these tossers to work they'd lose the Asian vote overnight.

Labour can forget it. As soon as they start talkin...

2008-02-29T14:05:00.000Z

Labour can forget it. As soon as they start talking about limiting immigration the LimpDems will find some poor old dear that had her vag cut off in Somalia and the floating voters will all go "oh how sad, poor dear never mind, we can find room for you" and before you no it we will be looking for space to house the other 3bn people living in god-awful countries of their own creation because we Brits are all just so nice and fair and stuff.

Fuck off the lot of you and sort out your own countries rather than coming here to pollute Britain with your crackpot ideas. We'll even show you how to do it if you're not too ignorant or brainwashed to listen.

Boris did plastic bags in November last year.

2008-02-29T13:31:00.001Z

Boris did plastic bags in November last year.

So, Nero fiddles about with plastic bags while Bri...

2008-02-29T13:31:00.000Z

So, Nero fiddles about with plastic bags while Britain burns!

Sounds just about right for that pillock!

I don't think it was "outrageous" of the Labour Pa...

2008-02-29T13:22:00.000Z

I don't think it was "outrageous" of the Labour Party to condemn the Tory commitment as a racist dog-whistle policy: I think that's exactly what it was, and Labour were absolutely right to say so. Which makes it all the worse that they are now implementing the policy in government.

He needs the plastic bags for his own dirty linen ...

2008-02-29T13:11:00.000Z

He needs the plastic bags for his own dirty linen to be wrapped up in. In fact he needs so many he can't afford to have them to be paid for.
Cunt is nice, Labour are not nice, ergo not cunts.
Aresholes, definitely!

Ah, wotta pleasure, a visit from Stoke's finest. G...

2008-02-29T13:10:00.001Z

Ah, wotta pleasure, a visit from Stoke's finest. Gary, be a good chap and pop over to the previous thread or so, Stanislav has written an essay about you under the heading "CUNT".

I have an early draft of the points system. Anythi...

2008-02-29T13:10:00.000Z

I have an early draft of the points system. Anything over 50 should get in.

Farmer -1
Self employed - 1
Plumber - 2
chef - 2
Captain of Industry - 2
Hospitality - 3
Blogger - 3
Labourer - 3
computer programmer - 3
Graphic Designer - 3
Lawyer - 3
Designer - 3
Office Manager - 3
Policeman - 3
Nurse - 3
Builder - 4
Teacher [science] - 4
Engineer - 4
Pilot - 5
Teacher [media] - 17
Ex Stasi/ KGB / security worker -18
Actor - 19
Social Worker - 30
Cyclist - 31
Environmentalist - 32
Arms Dealer - 41
Train Driver - 55
Welder - 56
Pimp/sex worker - 67
Footballer - 68
Unemployed - 70
Drug Dealer/ Underworld - 70
Council Worker - 76
Health and Safety Executive - 77
P.R. Consultant - 81
Media executive - 85
Union Executive - 98
Drug Addict - 100
E.U. Legislator - 122
Professional Scouser - 132
Hospital Trust Manager - 152
Religious minority leader - 160
Merchant Banker - 190
Hedge Fund/ Broker - 195
Non Dom - Automatic

I have long said that if the Tories did not attemp...

2008-02-29T13:05:00.000Z

I have long said that if the Tories did not attempt to make more of the problems caused by the never-ending flood of immigrants, both illegal and by foolish aceptance of those from EE, NuLiebor would do so as it was the only way left for them to win another GE.

Lo, and it came to pass.

Peter Grimes

Can't someone arrange to tie a non-biodegradable p...

2008-02-29T12:53:00.000Z

Can't someone arrange to tie a non-biodegradable plastic bag firmly over McStalin's glowering control-freak fizzog? This would have benefits both aesthetic, in the sense of concealing a depressing eyesore, and environmental, in reducing air pollution and pointless noise emission.

And NuLab's tame propagandists at the BBC pushed t...

2008-02-29T12:34:00.000Z

And NuLab's tame propagandists at the BBC pushed the "Racist Tory" card for all it was worth in the2005 election - Radio 4 Today programme at the fore. "Aren't you just playing the race card Mr Howard?"

Stephen

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS says Anon.Oh yes it has - the...

2008-02-29T12:24:00.000Z

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS says Anon.

Oh yes it has - the ban on smoking in pubs. How they loved that little ruse, a perfect opportunity to recruit a new army of state gestapo and bully decent people. Not an ash-tray left unturned, not a pensioner left unhounded.

Having destroyed our pubs by refusing to allow a smoking room, which wouldn't have bothered anyone, could La Flint now show me a single life that has been saved?

Comical to say the least.Labour, pinched a Tory id...

2008-02-29T12:19:00.000Z

Comical to say the least.

Labour, pinched a Tory idea.

Perhaps Labour should pinch the Tory way of losing elections, and then the Tories will win one.

Come to think of it, they would lose as well.

So it makes some sense not to copy anyone's ideas, just in case they fail.

Dave 'heir to Blair', be warned,

Gary

The 'government' can issue points and points and p...

2008-02-29T12:00:00.000Z

The 'government' can issue points and points and points until it runs out of pencil pushing civil servants to issue them. It does not fucking matter as the door is wide open to every 'EU national' who wants to come.

Let's face it we don't need educated Indian or African doctors, they can go fuck themselves and beg to get into this fine country , what we need is some more fucking eastern european big issuer sellers, child prostitute smugglers, beggars and dope mules - yes no points needed for those highly fuckihg skilled jobs thanks to the poxy EU and our subservience to it.

Gordon brown reads the Daily Hate Mail as it cater...

2008-02-29T11:48:00.000Z

Gordon brown reads the Daily Hate Mail as it caters to two of his special interests , the environment and nappies.

www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?

I bet there is no chance of him threatening a ban on disposable nappies like he is with plastic bags.
The fat hypocritical Cunt!
hat tip to Stanislav for the word "CUNT"
I havent lately been using nearly as much as I should.