Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Friday Caption Contest

pinky toy said... soppycow 10:45 AMWhat do you lik...

2008-03-31T10:14:00.000+01:00

pinky toy said...
soppycow 10:45 AM

What do you like slipping in, dear?

I bet it wouldn't be you pinky toy. Now run along and suck one of your men friends off 'cos your a boring cunt!

"You're either in front of Gordon, or behind"

2008-03-31T09:59:00.000+01:00

"You're either in front of Gordon, or behind"

soppycow 10:45 AMWhat do you like slipping in, dea...

2008-03-30T23:00:00.000+01:00

soppycow 10:45 AM

What do you like slipping in, dear?

Brown comes out to poll the electorate

2008-03-30T22:54:00.000+01:00

Brown comes out to poll the electorate

"Do you east Oysters...or snails...."

2008-03-30T17:18:00.000+01:00

"Do you east Oysters...or snails...."

GB: "Now, that's right young man, while they all l...

2008-03-30T15:02:00.000+01:00

GB: "Now, that's right young man, while they all look at the camera, let me stroke you, oh so slowly, on your right cheek. I'm sure no-one will notice. I hear you're a boxer; such a soft face for one so hard".

Brown - likes nothing better than slipping into hi...

2008-03-30T10:45:00.000+01:00

Brown - likes nothing better than slipping into his boxers!

(Just to piss off deadline prick @3.13am March 30)

'These are the Britons I have created!' the beast ...

2008-03-30T10:21:00.000+01:00

'These are the Britons I have created!' the beast declared with a wry grin, 'The morlock scum of the 21st century! Ten years of our create morons scheme is complete!'

Chav filth: 'Is it!'

Tireless in his search for the fugitive Osama Bin ...

2008-03-30T04:16:00.000+01:00

Tireless in his search for the fugitive Osama Bin Laden, the great defender of democracy, Gordon Brown, conducts a rectal probe of a member of the British Olympic Boxing squad.

As a hysterical wave of xenophobia sweeps the UK, ...

2008-03-30T04:07:00.000+01:00

As a hysterical wave of xenophobia sweeps the UK, and under pressure to introduce emergency measures to redress demographic imbalance, the visionary political genius Gordon Brown satisfies popular demand by illegally entering an immigrant.

Gordon Brown :-Hey boy's, we is really chillin' is...

2008-03-30T03:15:00.000+01:00

Gordon Brown :-Hey boy's, we is really chillin' isn't we. Man this is bitchin'.

Boy's. :- If you say so man, now pay up, we is going to asda for some cheap booze before you put the tax up on it again.

7.11pmIMHO sloppycow should be disqualified for ma...

2008-03-30T03:13:00.000+01:00

7.11pm

IMHO sloppycow should be disqualified for making an unduly late entry and being a very very very silly girl indeed.

In response to calls for greater government effici...

2008-03-30T03:03:00.000+01:00

In response to calls for greater government efficiency, the Prime Minister fires Downing Street security guards and assumes personal responsibility for the introduction of a blanket policy of intimate body searches on all visitors to No.10.

You can take the boy out of Gordon - but you can't...

2008-03-29T19:11:00.000Z

You can take the boy out of Gordon - but you can't take Gordon out of the boys!

Late - sorry.

IMHO Mitch wins it @ 4.47am

The victims from Jersey’s Haut de la Garenne child...

2008-03-29T17:32:00.000Z

The victims from Jersey’s Haut de la Garenne children's home confront one of their principle tormentors.

gordon"anyone for rimmer? er, I mean dinner?!!"

2008-03-29T17:20:00.000Z

gordon
"anyone for rimmer? er, I mean dinner?!!"

I read in today's Daily Telegraph magazine that we...

2008-03-29T14:51:00.000Z

I read in today's Daily Telegraph magazine that wee John Brown thinks his daddy is in charge of something called the "Lady Party". You really couldn't make it up.

"Oi daniel! "You wankers. This is the British Mens...

2008-03-29T14:50:00.000Z

"Oi daniel! "You wankers. This is the British Mens Bxosing team for the Olympics."

Wot's "Bxosing" then? Is it a polite word for bum banditry?"

No, I think you'll find it's the new PC term for felching.

Actually, Gay Gordon is just telling the lads about the laws of football, starting with Rule One: Every hole's a goal.

"Left a bit....right a bit...bullseye....right up ...

2008-03-29T13:15:00.000Z

"Left a bit....right a bit...bullseye....right up the Gary Glitter!"

Anon @ 9.13 - not Mandelscock's cast-offs again?N...

2008-03-29T11:33:00.000Z

Anon @ 9.13 - not Mandelscock's cast-offs again?
No wonder it's handbags at dawn for the two old queens.

From one fart to another!

2008-03-29T11:07:00.000Z

From one fart to another!

gordo hides his disappointment after learning the ...

2008-03-29T10:50:00.000Z

gordo hides his disappointment after learning the phrase"battered round the ring" didn't quite mean what he thought.

Not edited at all - just cropped to fit for size.

2008-03-29T10:40:00.000Z

Not edited at all - just cropped to fit for size.

Naughty Guido, you've edited the original photo t...

2008-03-29T10:32:00.000Z

Naughty Guido, you've edited the original photo to make the ABAE's GB squad look like Gordon's Bum Boys.

You are a very Brave man to take the piss out Britain's Olympic boxers.

Gordon (to the assemnled crowd): "Anyone else want...

2008-03-29T10:23:00.000Z

Gordon (to the assemnled crowd): "Anyone else want to find out who is their daddy?"