Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Rich & Mark's Monday Morning View

It's not a fucking conspiracy. You need to be reas...

2008-01-02T16:26:00.000Z

It's not a fucking conspiracy. You need to be reasonably smart to run a conspiracy. Britain is fucked because one lame brain with a cheesy grin decided that to win a leaderrship election with no ill-feeling he would offer the number two job to same sociopathis scotsman. So for ten years we have a dick head scotsman with a degree in History in charge of the economy. He knows nothing about economics - but likes talking to people that do know stuff about economics and tell him to increase public spending, find new ways of getting into debt and find interesting ways of encouraging everyone else into debt. We now sit on top of a massive mountain of debt.

Its all going horribly wrong, but its not a conspiracy - its incompetence.

DLDD, you could have just said you were Betty Bowe...

2008-01-02T12:51:00.000Z

DLDD, you could have just said you were Betty Bowers from the start and provided the link:
http://www.bettybowers.com/isbushgay.html

A simple question...would you leave any member of ...

2008-01-02T02:11:00.000Z

A simple question...would you leave any member of the cabinet alone in your house?

Well, Mitch 7:50, I definitely wouldn't stay with any of them.

You have really fucking depressed me now, fabio di...

2008-01-02T00:35:00.000Z

You have really fucking depressed me now, fabio ding dong. So what you're saying is that the swimmer from Chappaquidick is the only hetero there? WTF. I would still pick a fabulous Shrub over a dry-wanking snot-gobbling paederast like Gorgon.

'Stanislav' 7:31 zero content, are you Tony Blair?...

2008-01-02T00:25:00.000Z

'Stanislav' 7:31 zero content, are you Tony Blair?
A Happy New Year to you too you nasty parasitic group wanking hypocrite.

Rubbing Bald Heads Is Just a Frat Boy Thing, Right...

2008-01-01T23:53:00.000Z

Rubbing Bald Heads Is Just a Frat Boy Thing, Right?

http://www.satirium.com/bush-baldies/

A picture tells 1000 words...http://politicalhumor...

2008-01-01T23:47:00.000Z

A picture tells 1000 words...

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnypictures/ig/100-Funny-Pictures/Bush-Monica-Moment.htm

Just as George W. Bush is playing the gay-bashing ...

2008-01-01T23:45:00.000Z

Just as George W. Bush is playing the gay-bashing card to try to save his political career by supporting an amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America to make discriminatory refusal of equal marriage rights to homosexual couples legal, those old stories about Bush’s gay old days as a young turk are surfacing again.

There are persistent rumors about a homosexual love affair between George W. Bush and Victor Ashe, the Ambassador to Poland and former mayor of Knoxville, Tennessee. Different permutations of the rumors even have President Bush sending candy and flowers to Ambassador Ashe.

There is also a second set of rumors of George W. Bush’s college days at Yale. In this set of rumors, there is a group of 29 alumi who for the Gay Ivy Leaguers for Truth. A typical recounting goes like this:

“According to a group of 29 Yale classmates who comprise Gay Ivy Leaguers for Truth, Bush was “known to be at least sexually experimental throughout his time in college.” One of Bush’s alleged former boyfriends, Anthony Berusca (class of ‘70), told The Dallas Morning News that Bush was “deeply conflicted about being gay, even somewhat self-hating.” Berusca is convinced that this conflict led to Bush’s drinking problems, but describes the President as a “gentle, caring lover”. In 1986, the Bush family arranged for George to join Worthy Creations, a church group in El Paso that focuses on converting homosexuals through faith. A year later, Bush claimed to be straight, born again, and engaged to Laura Welch.”

It relates to George W. Bush's homosexual relation...

2008-01-01T23:43:00.000Z

It relates to George W. Bush's homosexual relationsip, since about puberty, with Victor Ashe, long-time Mayor of Knoxvillle. When some in Congress began inquiries in the fall of 2003, Ashe in December, 2003, gave up being Knoxville Mayor and was appointed by George W. Bush, the occupant and resident of the White House, as the U.S. Ambassador to Poland. That is, getting Ashe out of the U.S. jurisdiction, not available to nosey Congressmen.

Bush and Ashe are both members of the satanic cult, "Skull & Bones", headquartered in a windowless building,called "The Tomb" on the campus of Yale University. Part of the initiation procedure is for the new proposed member to divulge his entire sexual history, to several other Bonesmen, so that when he is shoved up into high office, government, finance, etc., he can be blackmailed into silence.The new member has to cavort, au naturel, sometimes more than once, with another Bonesman in a double-size coffin filled with mud.

Is President Bush a Girly Man?
"Girly Man" Buttons & Magnets

"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me"

-- President Bush, May 27, 2004

January 2004. Mr. Bush wandered over during Mr. [Scot] Reid's [senior strategist to Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin] chat with the Prime Minister. Mr. Reid introduced himself and shook hands with Mr. Bush.

The President chuckled. "Well, you got a pretty face," he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn't done. "You got a pretty face," he said again. "You're a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway."

-- President Bush in a coquettish bout of eye-batting homosexual diplomatic flirting January 16, 2004 The Globe and Mail

We at Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals have BASHed enough so-called "gays" with the blunt love of Jesus to know how to spot deviants across a crowded sale at Saks. Outside of Italian shoes, nothing sends up a rainbow-colored flare that you are dealing with a flaming homosexual more reliably than when a man breathlessly gushes the word "faaabulous!" When a Christian lady hears this word outside of her hair salon or florist, she instinctively reaches for the Bible tracts in her purse because she knows a nancy boy is within throwing range.

"It's been a fabulous year for Laura and me."

-- George W. Bush., three months after the World Trade Center towers went down.

Therefore, conservative Christians throughout the land have become increasingly uncomfortable as they dutifully mask each awkward pause with a flurry of polite applause and yells of "more wars!" during President Bush's somewhat laborious attempts at speaking. While Tony Blair may have mastered the Queen's English, our President's vocabulary calls to mind any number of queens' English. Even our least vigilant Republican social commandos have noticed that Mr. Bush has been peppering his otherwise delightful litany of patriotic jingoism and pleasantly embroidered CIA-intelligence recaps with the effeminate mating call "fabulous" -- three giddy syllables that are tantamount to coyly cooing, "Hello, sailor!"

"And we'll prevail, because we're a faaabulous nation, and we're a faaabulous nation because we're a nation full of faaabulous people."

-- George W. Bush., Atlanta, GA, January 31, 2002

Indeed, it appears that everyone our prancing President runs into is simply FAB-U-LOUS!

(Not one word in quotation marks has been changed from the official transcripts. To you hellbound doubting Thomases out there (you know who you are -- and so does Jesus), if you click on the quotation, it will bring up the page on official White House website that contains the speech in which the word "fabulous" was squealed with delight.)

Official Xanax spokesperson Laura Bush ("a fabulous First Lady");

His viper-tongued mother Barbara ("a fabulous mother");

Nimble prevaricator Condoleezza Rice (an "honest fabulous person")

Chuck Berry (who -- my stars! -- did prison time for surreptitiously filming women going to the toilet), Ray Charles, Marvin Gaye, Aretha Franklin, and Stevie Wonder ("a fabulous array of artists") -- so nice that our swishy leader had gotten over the public snub of Stevie not waving back at him!;

His whole Cabinet ("I put together a fabulous Cabinet");

House Speaker Denny Hastert & Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist ("It is a joy to work with these two fabulous Americans");

His whole administration ("I put together a fabulous team"):and

Perhaps most disconcertingly, the epitome of everything liberal (including jigger portions) Ted Kennedy ("Ted Kennedy is fabulous").

Everyone in our prissy President's acquaintance appears to be doing a "FAB-U-LOUS" job:

Again, his lovely wife Laura ("What a fabulous job she is doing");

His brother and collusive heir apparent Jeb ("He has done a fabulous job");

New York Governor Pataki ("who is doing a fabulous job");

Rudy Giuliani ("he's done a fabulous job");

Colin Powell ("he's doing a fabulous job");

Dick Cheney ("doing a fabulous job for America");

John Ascroft ("doing such a fabulous job");

Paul Wolfowitz ("doing a fabulous job");

Ari Fleischer ("done a fabulous job");

The DC Chief of Police ("you and your troops do a fabulous job");

As usual, Stan is correct about our prime minister...

2008-01-01T23:40:00.000Z

As usual, Stan is correct about our prime minister being a gibbering, stuttering, quivering lying, delusional sociopath with a serious drywank jawdrop problem.

If he didn't exist, he would have been invented by George A Romero or the creators of Alan Partridge. The demented Brown brain believes the sun revolves around him, Gordon Brown. Me, Gordon Brown. I am Gordon Brown. The office of Prime Minister is my destiny and my birthright. I am Gordon Brown. I am Legend.

This disgusting man is not interested in governing. He is simply hell-bent on fucking up the lives of the people he loathes: the Tories and the English middle-classes. He will do anything to achieve these ends.

The problem for the majority of Britons who want him to fuck off and leave us alone is that he has a Civil Service propaganda machine and the media on his side.

Today, the first day of the new year, the Number Ten website and the BBC have been spinning like fury for the snot-gobbling zombie, clearly assuming that we are all too hungover to remember the pitiful events of last year.

For the sake of the country - and the future of mankind - this man simply must be removed from office. Replace him with Billie Piper or David Miliband. Anything. Just make him go away. Please.

Word verification: jawdrop

Bush is as bad as Brown. He is at least a mainstre...

2008-01-01T23:33:00.000Z

Bush is as bad as Brown. He is at least a mainstream heterosexual, with mainly conservative tendencies, and while his Presidency may not have been a roaring success

Alas .45, Shrub is a raving poofter, just the same as Cyclops. Shrub's nickname at Yale was 'lips' ... he was alleged to be able to suck a golf ball down a hosepipe - his wife is another beard, just like Cyclops' - google Shrub and Jeff Gannon (a male prostitute that spent 101 nights in the Oral Office) - it is alleged also that Shrub and Antonia Miranda Blair have had at least one tryst at Camp (how apropos!) David - remember the toothpaste remark? Google Shrub and Skull and Bones, Shrub and Bisexual, I'll post a few links in a bit...

Further to that, I would say there is more to Gove...

2008-01-01T22:28:00.000Z

Further to that, I would say there is more to Government than "believing that society is created by imposing on it some arbitrary set of values that are said to define it". (Dr. M)

The governing party's objectives are threefold:

1) To stay in power for as long as possible

2) To satisfy an insatiable urge to experiment with the human condition, regardless of the extent to which is goes against nature

3) To play out personal grievances and envies.

Trying to maintain a sensible conversation here, so no doubt I'll get bawled down.

Cassandra I love you.Stanislav I wish I were you.B...

2008-01-01T22:26:00.000Z

Cassandra I love you.

Stanislav I wish I were you.

Bean is a gibbering, twitching and stuttering cunt.

The problem is that with MSM dancing to HIS tune, ready to re-launch his new Bean-is-a-spendid bloke who understands and is a financial God, we have to hope that: a) he fucks up b) he has a knife-thrusted into his back or c) has a mental breakdown. I don't care which.

Atlas and others see New World Order and Freemasons controling us with chips and their wealth. I say give me a machine gun, a canoe and fuck the lot of em. They don't know who I am or where I will strike. A thousand like me WILL make the difference. They trained me to jump out of aircraft and to kill people.

They cannot stop all of us all the time.

Happy new yeehah.

Mitch - you are usually on the money, but you cann...

2008-01-01T22:15:00.000Z

Mitch - you are usually on the money, but you cannot really think that Bush is as bad as Brown. He is at least a mainstream heterosexual, with mainly conservative tendencies, and while his Presidency may not have been a roaring success, it wasn't as bad as that fucker Clinton's, the self-obsessed cunt who allowed terrorism to rise exponentially on his watch.

Brown is all of the things that our resident plumber has rightly pointed out, but the most important is that he is an unalloyed Marxist with an enormous chip on his shoulder whose lifelong ambition has been to stick it to the southerners in some hideous ritual revenge for his inadequacies. Those are indeed myriad and grievous, and he is possibly the most incompetent and dangerous misfit on the world stage, and I don't exclude Mad Bob Mugabe.
Just because this deluded, paranoid gibbering wreck of a man hasn't caused the number of deaths that some of his competitors have, doesn't mean he won't. He has a bigger train set to play with, and we HAVE to take it away from him.
The embarassment of having such a self-evident cunt at the helm of our once great nation is bad enough, but the ignorant prick is downright dangerous, not just to our health, finances and wellbeing, but our safety.

Come the fuck out Gorgon, then fuck off.

Dr M, much as admire your style, I think "The fact...

2008-01-01T22:13:00.000Z

Dr M, much as admire your style, I think "The facts require no embellishment. We are all fucked" requires some explanation beyond that provided.

Dear,' G,P'K,, I wood ,like too' say, how' much i ...

2008-01-01T21:33:00.000Z

Dear,' G,P'K,,

I wood ,like too' say, how' much i aggree, wiv, yu,.' I myself teach; the, gramma' real well;,'?

PS did I use, enuff puncutuion,?'"
poeple d'ont use, enuff' comma;s anymo're do they?

PS bleedin tor'ies they,s all eton; toff,s inn'it?

I don't know about punctuation but a bit of fuckin...

2008-01-01T21:32:00.000Z

I don't know about punctuation but a bit of fucking concision would not go amiss here.

Stanislav's relentless battologizing is getting rather tiresome - maybe he ought to expend a little less effort on punctuation and a little more on economy of style. If he really were a plumber he'd probably throw a fucking pirouette in the pipes at every corner.

The facts require no embellishment. We are all fucked: if not by this lot, then some other, or the same lot under another name.

The fundamental problem is that those who seek to govern - and those who attempt to explain the aims of government - believe that society is created by imposing on it some arbitrary set of values that are said to define it. This disastrous confusion of causes and consequences is shared by all in power and anyone in a realistic position to replace them .

So bean is some seedy old Mccauly caulkin kind of ...

2008-01-01T21:31:00.000Z

So bean is some seedy old Mccauly caulkin kind of freak.

Brown is not a well informed intellectual. He was ...

2008-01-01T21:28:00.000Z

Brown is not a well informed intellectual. He was a child prodigy (allegedly), and like so many such his mental powers declined rapidly, in synchronisation with the emergence of his profoundly anti-social traits. He is now a retarded child in the body of a gross 56 year old sociopath.

Uppity oikAnon 8:35pmThank you for permission to c...

2008-01-01T21:15:00.000Z

Uppity oik
Anon 8:35pm

Thank you for permission to contribute.

Here it is:

What a cunt you are. Brown's supposedly a well informed intellectual, put yourself in a group with him do you, a deranged fucking monkey, constantly wanking and gibbering.

Good luck to you.

anon 5.53In layman's terms: well fucked!

2008-01-01T21:06:00.000Z

anon 5.53

In layman's terms: well fucked!

Everyone is welcome to comment here - bores, comed...

2008-01-01T20:35:00.000Z

Everyone is welcome to comment here - bores, comedians, trolls, nutters and well-informed intellectuals. Those of us who have the honour to belong to the last category recognise each other through the use of appropriate grammar and punctuation, even though we may occasionally hit the wrong key. The rest of you may happily ignore us, and we shall pleased to reciprocate.

Anonymous said... If ever there was an illustra...

2008-01-01T20:10:00.000Z

Anonymous said...

If ever there was an illustration of why spelling/punctuation is important.........

Punctuation is important, but its not that important.

Plumbing, however, is entirely different fucking matter, Must cross every t and dot every i in pipes and toilets as otherwise is flood of shit and icy water come down staircase and through ceiling on Christmas visitor head.

This is why plumber has such meticulous fucking prose.

If ever there was an illustration of why spelling/...

2008-01-01T19:50:00.001Z

If ever there was an illustration of why spelling/punctuation is important, see Red Despot Spotter's shit. I can even work out what Stanislav is saying quicker than anything this fucker writes.

The USA got bush we got brown is there really any ...

2008-01-01T19:50:00.000Z

The USA got bush we got brown is there really any difference? both will soon be swapped for other lying thieving conniving bastards.The game goes on and we all lose,some their money others their lives but the scum on the top keep sailing along.There appears no form of government that does not end in corruption and failure because corrupt failures are attracted to power.A simple question...would you leave any member of the cabinet alone in your house?