Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Labour's Credit Crunch

Bring in the liquidators, Beira Putin & Partners, ...

2008-05-10T06:53:00.000+01:00

Bring in the liquidators, Beira Putin & Partners, who know exactly how to wind up this little gang of crooks.
I have started to de-string aunt Karla's grand piano in anticipation of the big day.

I believe Prudence is kept in an Austrian-style ce...

2008-05-09T12:38:00.000+01:00

I believe Prudence is kept in an Austrian-style cellar under Number Ten. Churchiil used to keep his brandy down there, so the doors are six feet thick, and proof against an atomic blast. McTwat sometimes goes down there to rape her in the ass, just for old time's sake, you understand. For everyday use he's got Davina Milipede in her gingham party dress. She'll do anything for a bag of sweeties that one, anal, watersports, the Foreign Office, anything daddy wants.

What these bastards (all of them) are angling to d...

2008-05-09T09:21:00.000+01:00

What these bastards (all of them) are angling to do is get the taxpayer to fund thrir political parties. Debts wiped out instantly and no beholdinmg to businessmen and corporations. They will of course NOT be beholding to the taxpayer. they do not represent us. We just have as choice of a curate's egg manifesto every 5 years. This is not democracy. Mind you, as every pol knows we are really too stupid to vote anyway. They want us to be compliant 'mushrooms'. Sheeple.#

God, I hate them!

Were all of NuLabs potential lenders made aware o...

2008-05-09T01:02:00.000+01:00

Were all of NuLabs potential lenders made aware of the partys' fragile financial position and the unliklihood of them getting their money back ?
If not, does that make someone liable to the criminal charge of

" Gaining Pecuniary Advantage By Decepetion " ?

If they have a bankruptcy sale can I buy snottys m...

2008-05-08T20:03:00.000+01:00

If they have a bankruptcy sale can I buy snottys moral compass it may well point the way to blairs WMD.

i alwaus thought that Mr Broon bore a striking res...

2008-05-08T20:00:00.000+01:00

i alwaus thought that Mr Broon bore a striking resemblance to Mugabe and shared the same principles when it came to votes/referendums, it now appears that they were born on the same day...all he needs is a good tan

FWIW I blogged this on Mon - then the FT runs it a...

2008-05-08T18:50:00.000+01:00

FWIW I blogged this on Mon - then the FT runs it as a lead story on Thurs :-)

What a fab day, 18 holes this morning, fried fat f...

2008-05-08T17:54:00.000+01:00

What a fab day, 18 holes this morning, fried fat for lunch and a afternoon blogging!
Feet up coffee in hand and a giant spliff to expand my mind.
Wait a minute, this gear is working, I've just had a fantastic idea.....
Why not legalise cannabis and license the post office to sell it? they have all the security in place,
all the weighing equipment they'll ever need, and if its legal, labelled and weighed, no one will accidentally overdose!!!
Save the rural post offices, add to the governments coffers and sort out the cannabis issue in one fell swoop, i'm a genius!!!
And on top of all that, i'd only have a short walk to my dealer.
Oh shit, my boss tells me this is not a new idea, bugger, something seems to be affecting my memory these days, must be old age. Couldn't possibly be the skunk
Do you think Gordon was bullied by dope smokers at school? he certainly wants to put the boot in. For your info McBrown,
you were not bullied cos you didn't embrace the weed, but rather because you were, are, and always will be a cunt!
Hurrah for Harry, Cameroon and St George.

With all the taxpayers' money Labour have been thr...

2008-05-08T17:04:00.000+01:00

With all the taxpayers' money Labour have been throwing at the banks in recent months, you'd have thought that some grateful bankers would have offered to help them out wouldn't you?

Och, its all turning to shit ah tell ye. It's a' t...

2008-05-08T15:07:00.001+01:00

Och, its all turning to shit ah tell ye. It's a' the fault o' that wee Miliband. Oonder ma leadership, e'n before yon wee scunner Blair, we ne'er ha' these problems. Darling an' Miliband, ye'l ken ma words here you Sassenachs that those 2 wee backstabbers are the real problem.

They're goon ha' to take me oot o' Downing Street one eyeball at a time, you see if they dinna try.

For Woman in a Raft @ 11.24"If GB had stuck to tha...

2008-05-08T15:07:00.000+01:00

For Woman in a Raft @ 11.24

"If GB had stuck to that post-it note and not tried to channel his dead father's economic spirit, he'd be unassailable now"

The point about Nu Lab is that they got into office dressed in Conservative garb. It took one term in office - during which they had to stick to the original manifesto on which they were elected - and then they reverted to type with socialist tax and spend policies in the following Parliaments.(The Tories did nothing btw)

Brown's plan was to ditch the 'post-it note' all along. Of course he would have been 'unassailable' if he had stuck to it - but that wasn't what Brown was about. He's an old fashioned socialist and has got away with murder and the Daily Mail editor aided and abbetted it.

We now witness the Conservatives up to the same trick - to get into office as the 'nice' party whilst sticking to Gordon Brown's spending pledges. Some people honestly think that they will change to become 'real' Conservatives part way through office.

So let me think - that's 2 years to the next election ... 4 years of the first term of office pretending to be something else ... SIX YEARS before we can expect anything like the policies that this country needs.

But here is another point - I don't think that the Conservatives want to be Conservative any more, like the Labourites they want the power for its own sake. What you see now is exactly what you are going to get.

Ordinary people have no voice. Britain is finished.

Morally bankrupt, intellectually bankrupt and now ...

2008-05-08T14:34:00.000+01:00

Morally bankrupt, intellectually bankrupt and now financially bankrupt.

NuLabour, the first party in British political history to score the hat trick.

Gentlemen, mark this day well, you may wish to tell your grandchildren about it one day.

That Glover article in the Mail sucking up to Brow...

2008-05-08T13:24:00.000+01:00

That Glover article in the Mail sucking up to Brown was the final straw for me. I won't be buying that rag again.

What is it with Glover and his boss?Why take a Tor...

2008-05-08T13:22:00.000+01:00

What is it with Glover and his boss?
Why take a Tory paper, print a load of socialist,nulab bollocks and then wonder why the sales keep falling..

Ahh, I seem to have answered my own question... They are socialists so only concerned with ideology not economics.

Luckily, like all socialists/ communists they will run out of cash and support and disappear.

OT, but the Daily Mail website is carrying an x-ra...

2008-05-08T13:11:00.000+01:00

OT, but the Daily Mail website is carrying an x-ray of a Python 'that swallowed a pussy'. I've often felt that hungry. But not for pussy.

"Send in the liquidators" - there ought to be liqu...

2008-05-08T13:02:00.000+01:00

"Send in the liquidators" - there ought to be liquidators.

Someone asked about Prudence. I have it on reliabl...

2008-05-08T12:58:00.000+01:00

Someone asked about Prudence. I have it on reliable authority that she is being well taken care of. Oh, yes siree, WELL taken care of.

In fact, I can hear her half-smothered screams coming from a small back-bedroom at No. 10.

Poor bitch, she doesn't deserve it.

Wouldn't Polly sell her villa to help them out?Ara...

2008-05-08T12:57:00.000+01:00

Wouldn't Polly sell her villa to help them out?

Arabella could donate the fees from her next appearance on 'Grumpy Old Lefties' on TV.

Hazel could sell her motorbike.

Ruth could auction her hairshirt.

The Labour Party needs an "Abramovich" - a rich fo...

2008-05-08T12:47:00.000+01:00

The Labour Party needs an "Abramovich" - a rich foreign sugar daddy. I nominate Robert Mugabe as I hear he has a bit of spare in various Swiss accounts. The only trouble is that he would insist of stringing up the shirtlifters and that may cause a kerfuffle amongst the Party rank and file, but apart from that he has all the "progressive" policies that Labour needs and can even match them for the speed with which he can lay waste to a booming economy.

I wonder, when the credit crunch and Brown's tax b...

2008-05-08T12:37:00.000+01:00

I wonder, when the credit crunch and Brown's tax burden really starts to bite, will that "Ethical" bank the Co-op treat ordinary customers with the same tolerance it's shown the Labour party?

It's easy! Just get the Unions to ask their member...

2008-05-08T12:14:00.000+01:00

It's easy! Just get the Unions to ask their members to stump up the cash!

But wait, their members don't have any money because of the governments stealth taxes!

What a wicked web we weave.....

Not sure if it's been noticed yet but my liver kno...

2008-05-08T11:43:00.000+01:00

Not sure if it's been noticed yet but my liver knows but the Labour party has committed suicide over Jockland. I nailed my colours to the Tory mast when I was 5 but even I'll sing a lament if they go but for Labour to force the issue is a shooting offence. 3 cheers for the Labour Party, they used to be a good adversary and kept us honest. Act 4, scene 3.

Perhaps their permatanned mate at Picture can help...

2008-05-08T11:40:00.000+01:00

Perhaps their permatanned mate at Picture can help them out, or is he in prison yet?

"That brings me to Gordon Brown. No one can doubt ...

2008-05-08T11:32:00.000+01:00

"That brings me to Gordon Brown. No one can doubt that he cares about ordinary people a lot. My guess is that he minds about the poor rather more than does Mr Cameron.......The Prime Minister does care, and wants us to know that he does....Mr Brown is a very old-fashioned politician - all substance and no style." Steven Glover.

No mention here of the fact that Brown is the main instigator and maintainer of probably the most blatant act of racist and nationalist discrimination in modern history ie the awarding of a national parliament and government to Scotland as a nation but the deliberate denial of same to England and then a concerted policy of obliteration of England into "regions" just like Hitler did to Polan-

all done under the obfuscating cover of a continuing British government which supresses anything English.

The Glover article has a Norwegian-style "nil comm...

2008-05-08T11:25:00.000+01:00

The Glover article has a Norwegian-style "nil comment" at the moment...?