Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: ICM Whisper Number Puts By-Election Closer Than Th...

That Woman! I will never forgive her for toying w...

2008-05-12T07:48:00.000+01:00

That Woman! I will never forgive her for toying with your affections, Dennis. Ms Blears is of the worst kind. Her shame is such that she has gone to ground lately..or perhaps she has been strapped to the trolley...

Anyone else noticed little comments "slipping out"...

2008-05-12T02:33:00.000+01:00

Anyone else noticed little comments "slipping out" in the media regarding our Gord's sexuality? Too much for the mainstream when blogosphere hysteria was at it's peak a while back but in the current climate there are those getting bolder.I suspect the public could handle an openly gay PM,but not a lying hypocritical one,or rather another lying ,hypocritical one.

Bunty, my angel!I have been recuperating at the Pr...

2008-05-11T21:16:00.000+01:00

Bunty, my angel!

I have been recuperating at the Priory. My infatuation with that jezebel Blears exacted a heavy psychological toll, but my therapist tells me I am as normal as I'm ever going to be -- a form of words which I did not take to be especially flattering. Nevertheless, it bodes well for the future.

Dennis!! Swoon...

2008-05-11T20:46:00.000+01:00

Dennis!! Swoon...

Biggest threat to New Labour right now is Labour v...

2008-05-11T18:19:00.000+01:00

Biggest threat to New Labour right now is Labour voters.The most vitriolic phone calls and e-mails to Radio 5 Live's phone-ins now about the latest NuLab "Fuck up of the day" are from former life-long Labour voters feeling betrayed by the corrupt and spineless trough-snouters currently in power.The more the piece of shit at number 10 suffers,the more stupid he looks,the lower into the mud what's left of his reputation slides into the mud the better I like it.I'm not alone in being a died-in-the-wool Labourite,lifelong Union activist,class-warrior e.t.c. who'll tactically vote for anyone at the next election to get the shits out.tories might not like Gordo,Labourites hate the bastard and most of the rest as well.

My old grandma (she's been dead for 40 years) visi...

2008-05-11T18:10:00.000+01:00

My old grandma (she's been dead for 40 years) visited me in a dream last night and told me that the talk on the other side is that Brown will commit hara-kiri within the next 28 days. Being one of them there 10p losers it would give me great pleasure to assist the chap in any way that I can.

But aren't you pissing your money away when Mike S...

2008-05-11T18:07:00.000+01:00

But aren't you pissing your money away when Mike Smithson thinks the Tories are '90% sure of winning' this particular by-election ??

Is it the Ides of March?Now Lord Cashpoint has put...

2008-05-11T17:29:00.000+01:00

Is it the Ides of March?

Now Lord Cashpoint has put the knife in up to the hilt, joining Old Slotgob and Lard arse Prescott in carving up the Bogeyman. I wish I was there! 'He don't like it up im'
On second thoughts...

So has Goron gone to watch United today?

2008-05-11T14:31:00.000+01:00

So has Goron gone to watch United today?

Foreign Secretary David Miliband has denied claims...

2008-05-11T14:28:00.000+01:00

Foreign Secretary David Miliband has denied claims that Gordon Brown is "annoying and prickly",

They must take the general public as idiots. Labour spinning these days is so shit. Do they think we are really gone to believe that one. Don’t think Gordon’s PR advisers will be putting on their Cvs that they worked for him.

For years Labour have been doing things on the sly, lying to us and manipulating the truth. We don’t trust you guys anymore. Game over for you chaps soon, then you will see what the real world is like

There's a one eyed cunt called Gordon,Who gets los...

2008-05-11T14:19:00.000+01:00

There's a one eyed cunt called Gordon,
Who gets lost in Inspector Morse,
He ran away to Devon,
Smothering his pastie in Worcester Source.
"Shouldn't he be in Crewe?" they cry,
"Rallying the locals of course!"
But the week that saw his party die,
He was as silent as his wooden horse.

Gordon Brown will be gone in 17 months.

2008-05-11T14:12:00.000+01:00

Gordon Brown will be gone in 17 months.

I'd have thought the last things the tories would ...

2008-05-11T14:10:00.000+01:00

I'd have thought the last things the tories would want is to crush Labour in Crewe and Nantwich, so triggering getting Gordon losing is job as leader and Labour putting someone in charge who might just rescue them from complete oblivion at the next election..Far better for the tories for Gordon Brown to still be in charge at the next election??

On a further note and thought; it shows just how b...

2008-05-11T14:06:00.000+01:00

On a further note and thought; it shows just how bad things are when the Labour party and Brown may be saved by winning a by-election in a safe Labour seat. It would be almost unthinkable a few weeks ago for this seat to even be worth contesting!

What does that say about marginals all over the country?

Only a 4% difference if we adjust the figures to a...

2008-05-11T14:04:00.000+01:00

Only a 4% difference if we adjust the figures to assume traditional Labour voters will turn out and not stay at home. So 4% minimum, all going well with Labours turnout.

I think the figure is way understated. Had a customer in yesterday from Nantwich and he is staunch, red, cunt of the month Labour to the core, and he intends to not vote because Tamsin is a twat and he resents her being brought in.

11 days to polling = 11 days during which there ar...

2008-05-11T13:36:00.000+01:00

11 days to polling = 11 days during which there are likely to be:-

3 Gordon Brown dithers;

7 press/TV pictures of GB looking a complete knobhead;

ditto of Tamsin Dunwoody;

3 junior ministers to appear in press or on TV to say 'we're stuffed';

2 more PMQs where Brown is slaughtered by Cameron and further demonstrates his congenital lack of charm and humour;

notwithstanding unsubtle & puerile NuLab Tory Candidate Application faux pas, Crewe & Nantwich electorate accept that Timpson neither has two heads nor does he eat babies;

4 more appearances of GB telling us that he's listening and leading but clearly doing neither;

men in white coats come to take GB away (this may actually be the wild card which takes a few weeks longer).

In the meantime 7 appearances of Cameron who is charming, in control and Prime Ministerial.

Crewe and Nantwich; safe Labour seat? Really?

Cyber nat [12.07]Love the Video!

2008-05-11T13:22:00.000+01:00

Cyber nat [12.07]

Love the Video!

Yes, Guido dear boy, keep up the pressure. It's a ...

2008-05-11T13:17:00.000+01:00

Yes, Guido dear boy, keep up the pressure. It's a joy for us lepidopterists to watch the final stages of the inevitable and genetically pre-programmed metamorphosis of Zanu Liebore.

1. Egg stage: Kinnock
2. Caterpillar: Smith
3. Pupa: Blair
4. Imago -- a furry and lumbering moth with deformed mouthparts -- ignited by the candle-flame of public perception (or squashed on the front number-plate of a revived Tory party, take your pick): Brown.

ConHome - Frank Field threatens Brown with no conf...

2008-05-11T13:02:00.000+01:00

ConHome - Frank Field threatens Brown with no confidence

8:24 AMFunny thing this co-ordinated pincer moveme...

2008-05-11T12:58:00.000+01:00

8:24 AM

Funny thing this co-ordinated pincer movement on Brown by his erstwhile shipmates - in the good old days Cherie and Prescott never interracted at all. I heard she wouldn't let him in the house...used to chuck the bones of fatally mauled cabinet Ministers out to him in the back garden...after she'd boiled them up for soupstock, that is.

PS: Love how Tony chooses the same moment to remember he's a womble sorry Labour party member and give the expiring cunts his full, unadulterated and empathetically sincere backing. Whatever that's worth. Fucking priceless!

David Miliband on BBC Politics Show - "Wendy [Alex...

2008-05-11T12:43:00.000+01:00

David Miliband on BBC Politics Show - "Wendy [Alexander] has her job and Gordon has his and essentially they're both saying the same thing on the referendum on Scottish Independence". Wrong mate on both counts neither are actually saying the same thing and neither of them are going to have a job for much longer.

P.S. If as you say people like the Labour policies why aren't you higher up in the polls ? Perhaps you should ask Gordon as you also said that the picture of him painted by Prescott is complete nonsense and he's all sweetness and light with you. Watch out ! Duck ! Incoming ! Another Nokia hits the wall!

Anonymous said... @ electro-kevin (12.48am):"I mus...

2008-05-11T12:15:00.000+01:00

Anonymous said...
@ electro-kevin (12.48am):

"I must agree with you, mate. Mr Fawkes must be working like a dog and although I also greatly appreciate his efforts, it can't be easy to balance with the demands of family life."

Bollocks. Guido has plenty quality of life. WTF is anon and electro-Kevin bleeding going on about. I dont think he is exactly on minimum wage working a 50 hour week now, is he? Guido, more postings up please, stop slacking there is plenty more work to be done.

"Gordon is dead man ranting"Maybe it could be a ma...

2008-05-11T12:07:00.000+01:00

"Gordon is dead man ranting"

Maybe it could be a mad man lying?

Today's Scottish papers are not much better. As a a senior Labour source says "People have been lied to."

Who? is the question.

Labour government in melt down. Bloody marvellous!...

2008-05-11T11:53:00.000+01:00

Labour government in melt down. Bloody marvellous! Keep the good work up Gordon. Hope you can carry on as long as possible. God bless you!

`Another thing is women,' said Harlow, `there's th...

2008-05-11T11:49:00.000+01:00

`Another thing is women,' said Harlow, `there's thousands of 'em nowadays doin' work wot oughter be done by men.'

`In my opinion ther's too much of this 'ere eddication, nowadays,' remarked old Linden. `Wot the 'ell's the good of eddication to the likes of us?'

`None whatever,' said Crass, `it just puts foolish idears into people's 'eds and makes 'em too lazy to work.'

Barrington, who took no part in the conversation, still sat silently smoking. Owen was listening to this pitiable farrago with feelings of contempt and wonder. Were they all hopelessly stupid? Had their intelligence never developed beyond the childhood stage? Or was he mad himself?