tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-42856117651138895102008-05-01T20:08:00.000+01:002008-05-01T20:08:00.000+01:002008-05-01T20:08:00.000+01:00Just a final reminder Ladies and Gentlemen that, <B>as of today</B>, I have merely to '<I>observe the offence</I>' of you parking illegally for me to send a fixed penalty winging through the post.<BR/>No more Mr nice Guy 15 minutes grace malarchy.<BR/>No more listening to you bleat on about your pregnant wife, sick child at the surgery, urgent delivery, just posting a letter bollocks. I don't have to listen to any of that now.<BR/><BR/>No more waiting in the rain for you to overstay your alloted time or scribbling your details with a poxy pencil. All our lovely cameras and super computer will do it for me. ( And you thought they were there to stop crime and terrorism, makes you laugh, don't it ! )<BR/><BR/>www.southampton.gov.uk/transport/parking/civil-enforcement-officers.asp<BR/><BR/>Don't even think about challenging my 'observation' because if you do, MY word will overule YOURS and your fine will be doubled Yay.<BR/><BR/>Mind you, I'd best go a bit easy or they ( my Local Authority employer ) will up my target pronto so less time in the cafe or round my mates house.<BR/><BR/>Now, about my final salary pension scheme. If I up my productivity will that enhance said pension ? Oi ! motorists, I'm not talking to you !Civil Enforcement Officernoreply@blogger.com