tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post1620428692756753681..comments2008-05-07T23:48:08.117+01:00Guido Fawkeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15091277669318213298noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-88581025361185000002008-05-07T23:45:00.000+01:002008-05-07T23:45:00.000+01:00Good one Guido - obviously I'm referring to the fact that more than 25% of your readers use firefucked :-)Guido Outernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-62284387498344645552008-05-06T14:59:00.000+01:002008-05-06T14:59:00.000+01:00bog @ 8.36:<BR/><BR/>you are a sock-puppet with Guido's hand up your jacksie and I claim my £5.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-25992243590076515102008-05-04T21:29:00.000+01:002008-05-04T21:29:00.000+01:00Nurse well done for removing TAT shats tongue from Guido's arse. Now if you could just chop her fucking hands off to stop her typing jobs a good 'un! Thank you.t(w)atinatornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-63475116792311392232008-05-03T15:43:00.000+01:002008-05-03T15:43:00.000+01:00what a bitch!<BR/>hold on... harriet harpy, is that you? I hereby etc.<BR/>note to mental woman: stalk someone else. if you want to hassle someone, hassle your husband you miserable cow.thick as thievesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1377296935491218342008-05-02T22:14:00.000+01:002008-05-02T22:14:00.000+01:00thick shit thieves said... <BR/>Guido,<BR/>'fucking great numbers.<BR/>I'm not surprised. after all, what could be better than reading political stuff which also involves satanist zombies getting their heads blown off.<BR/>that's what I call entertainment, thankyou sir.<BR/>yours etc.'<BR/><BR/>Looks like a very big job but Nurse, can you try and remove her tongue from Guido's arse please. Thank you.t(w)atinatornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-14994024566775864752008-05-02T07:58:00.000+01:002008-05-02T07:58:00.000+01:00<I>Dialup Internet: 3.3%</I><BR/><BR/>Presumably thats those bleeding edge chaps who run Harriet's blog for her.Tuscan Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11196343713837375340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-77764978704798980922008-05-01T22:27:00.000+01:002008-05-01T22:27:00.000+01:00"May 1, 2008 8:00 PM"<BR/><BR/>"Okay, so for the more technically minded, is there a high-security government web site where people living in Manchester can log on to vote for Boris?"<BR/><BR/>Here's one; more interesting question is; how do you know the visitor is from Manchester, and more, how they voted.<BR/><BR/>Enquiring minds would like to see the scriptg1lgam3shnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-86820107561052026962008-05-01T21:34:00.000+01:002008-05-01T21:34:00.000+01:00from political betting comments page<BR/><BR/>"in Tower Hamlets, one council officer was frogmarched out of a polling station for telling Bangladeshi voters in Bengali that they must vote for Livingstone"<BR/><BR/>http://politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2008/05/01/kens-day-hour-by-hour-on-the-markets/#commentsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-73302760932831044012008-05-01T21:18:00.000+01:002008-05-01T21:18:00.000+01:00I don't give a f**k about stats - I have been a life long Labour voter but not anymore. (51 year sold)<BR/>No insult to you Guido but they (stats)don't mean much anymore.<BR/>What does count is the fact that I visit everyday to enjoy your systematic dismantling of the biggest bunch of tossers to ever be let loose on this planet<BR/>Hero :-)From the original Guidos bitrthplacenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-37685225053097567452008-05-01T20:36:00.000+01:002008-05-01T20:36:00.000+01:00Guido, I hope this isn't going to prompt another bout of inanity from twatty lefty bloggers over the technical definition of 'visit' - fuck me, that was tedious!bognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-52105213244618266142008-05-01T20:22:00.000+01:002008-05-01T20:22:00.000+01:00Who gives a shit how many hits you have had? If I want shit stats i'll listen to Gobshite Brown.hit me with your rythm stick i'm proud to be a lunatic hit me. hit me, hit fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkking meahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-42856117651138895102008-05-01T20:08:00.000+01:002008-05-01T20:08:00.000+01:00Just a final reminder Ladies and Gentlemen that, <B>as of today</B>, I have merely to '<I>observe the offence</I>' of you parking illegally for me to send a fixed penalty winging through the post.<BR/>No more Mr nice Guy 15 minutes grace malarchy.<BR/>No more listening to you bleat on about your pregnant wife, sick child at the surgery, urgent delivery, just posting a letter bollocks. I don't have to listen to any of that now.<BR/><BR/>No more waiting in the rain for you to overstay your alloted time or scribbling your details with a poxy pencil. All our lovely cameras and super computer will do it for me. ( And you thought they were there to stop crime and terrorism, makes you laugh, don't it ! )<BR/><BR/>www.southampton.gov.uk/transport/parking/civil-enforcement-officers.asp<BR/><BR/>Don't even think about challenging my 'observation' because if you do, MY word will overule YOURS and your fine will be doubled Yay.<BR/><BR/>Mind you, I'd best go a bit easy or they ( my Local Authority employer ) will up my target pronto so less time in the cafe or round my mates house.<BR/><BR/>Now, about my final salary pension scheme. If I up my productivity will that enhance said pension ? Oi ! motorists, I'm not talking to you !Civil Enforcement Officernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-76653522990850235262008-05-01T20:00:00.000+01:002008-05-01T20:00:00.000+01:00Oh, Lol! This must be some kind of a game, right? I geddit.<BR/><BR/>He he he. I must come here more often.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Okay, so for the more technically minded, is there a high-security government web site where people living in Manchester can log on to vote for Boris?<BR/><BR/>Just wondering.. thought the passwords might not be too difficult.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-78649384503687060392008-05-01T19:58:00.000+01:002008-05-01T19:58:00.000+01:00nice one guido , never gonna give you up , never gonna let you down .<BR/><BR/>technically minded !!red despot spotternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-73142640667048583892008-05-01T19:52:00.000+01:002008-05-01T19:52:00.000+01:00Richly deserved and will grow.g1lgam3shnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-3401133988061489992008-05-01T19:51:00.000+01:002008-05-01T19:51:00.000+01:00<I>NOTICE the close on FTSE 100 in the last 5 trading days?</I><BR/><BR/>It suggests to me that the free market is being manipulated - more than usual.mijobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-71709923975459835722008-05-01T19:22:00.000+01:002008-05-01T19:22:00.000+01:00Cracking figures, Guido. Well done. Beers and chasers and a tootle down Victoria Street to celebrate?<BR/><BR/>If you can keep this sort of performance up from inside the Scrubs you will be doing very well indeed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-55643095724749729122008-05-01T18:05:00.000+01:002008-05-01T18:05:00.000+01:00Guido,<BR/>fucking great numbers.<BR/>I'm not surprised. after all, what could be better than reading political stuff which also involves satanist zombies getting their heads blown off.<BR/>that's what I call entertainment, thankyou sir.<BR/>yours etc.thick as thievesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-27710018138474745482008-05-01T17:43:00.000+01:002008-05-01T17:43:00.000+01:00FTSE 100- Why am I getting this perculiar feeling?<BR/><BR/>NOTICE the close on FTSE 100 in the last 5 trading days, never seen this before.<BR/>25.4.08 close 6091.4<BR/>28.4.08 close 6090.4<BR/>29.4.08 close 6089.4<BR/>30.4.08 close 6087.3<BR/> 1.5.08 close 6087.3WALKDEN MOORhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00261516950048289004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-22421348538671079192008-05-01T17:17:00.000+01:002008-05-01T17:17:00.000+01:00"Guildford" - is that were Rick came from? Last time I click on one of your links....<BR/><BR/>Anyway, RickRolling is old hat lets start a new craze - BoggyPicking.... now if we only had a video to go with it....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-42225905142912351122008-05-01T16:37:00.000+01:002008-05-01T16:37:00.000+01:00At the end of a busy day enlightening young minds and working towards a 7% improvement in faculty retention and success rates (you multiply achievement by retention, I think), I can now announce how my upper sixth virgin voters performed during the day. Independent (anti-academy), the fucking lot of them (apart from one sad bastard who's Dad is the local Lib Dem agent). What's that tell us, eh? EH? Not sure I know, really. Perhaps it means both the big parties are well effed. Or my students are thick. Given that they come to this College and I teach them...probably the later.George Streethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14935308467947775528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-44399454361815734492008-05-01T16:32:00.000+01:002008-05-01T16:32:00.000+01:00My own stats show a pleasing 36 visits last month! I'm well chuffed. Look out Guido!George Streethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14935308467947775528noreply@blogger.com