Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Brown's Loyalists "Part of the Problem", Not the S...

2:58 PM'Cos lose this election, Tories, and there ...

2008-03-31T21:18:00.000+01:00

2:58 PM

'Cos lose this election, Tories, and there might not be another. YOU HAVE BEEN BLOODY WARNED

Who gives a fuck.

Sorry boys, got to leave you now...got to turn over...some randy polish plumber wants to stick his rod up my cute little chink arse.

(a) The Fuhrer has no intention of losing power.(...

2008-03-31T14:58:00.000+01:00

(a) The Fuhrer has no intention of losing power.

(b) To keep power he will rig the election - as has even now been suggested (supported by Labour's rent-boy Peter Riddell)

(c) When a bill to rig the election is published, what will the Tories do? Something completely WET and useless like they did over the EU referendum (and I speak as a DC supporter) or do they organise a complete boycott of Parliament and close down all Government business (they could be very effective indeed in practice) and public demonstrations.

'Cos lose this election, Tories, and there might not be another. YOU HAVE BEEN BLOODY WARNED

Are we saying that Brown needs a magician?

2008-03-31T14:07:00.000+01:00

Are we saying that Brown needs a magician?

tnt 5:39pmThe govt is like an antivirus software m...

2008-03-31T00:42:00.000+01:00

tnt 5:39pm

The govt is like an antivirus software mfr, their worst nightmare is a cast-iron, permanent, one-off resolution to the so-called "problem" they have self-generated.

I take it you refer to a buuuuuurm, monsieur?

2.44pmI'm shaw mi graindead toll me abowt wonovose...

2008-03-31T00:14:00.000+01:00

2.44pm

I'm shaw mi graindead toll me abowt wonovose workyfick finggiz. Wozit sum sawta proatertippickul welfair bennfit?

11:25 AMYes, Jock does contain some fucking dodgy ...

2008-03-30T23:48:00.000+01:00

11:25 AM

Yes, Jock does contain some fucking dodgy idiom.

bogey 9.31am"ignorant, useless divs who sit on the...

2008-03-30T23:40:00.000+01:00

bogey 9.31am

"ignorant, useless divs who sit on their collective arse all day easting pies, swilling strong cider, smoking dope and worshipping Jayde Goodee while they wait for the next Giro."

In a multi-cultural society we should be free to adhere to anysoever religion we choose. Personally, I resent your sarcastic slight of the ancient cockney deity Jade - because, although I do not recognise her as a full prophet, I do believe her to be endowed with certain divine qualitities, and I form part of a fairly significant sect whose members are rather fond of her boobs. And she can play with my newt anyday.

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Talking of Brown's Loyalists being part of the pro...

2008-03-30T21:16:00.000+01:00

Talking of Brown's Loyalists being part of the problem.

Just a word of warning - don't forget that the dol...

2008-03-30T18:58:00.000+01:00

Just a word of warning - don't forget that the dole-scrounging classes all have a vote.

A big enough boost to dole money just before the election could keep the Evil Empire in power.

Ratsniffer:"In one way this is exactly what NuLabo...

2008-03-30T17:39:00.000+01:00

Ratsniffer:

"In one way this is exactly what NuLabor wants;"

One? No. I beg to differ:

"For a whole of reasons relating to burgeoning state employment and control of the populace, this is exactly what NuLabour wants"

The govt is like an antivirus software mfr, their worst nightmare is a cast-iron, permanent, one-off resolution to the so-called "problem" they have self-generated.

Sadly there is a huge amount of apathy out there; ...

2008-03-30T17:16:00.000+01:00

Sadly there is a huge amount of apathy out there; being fed by the liberal leftie elite who are wealthy enough to be shielded from the snotgobbler's world of shit and can afford to live away from any of the produce of it.

To them everything is fine and dandy; they care more about getting Leninspunk re-elected than they do about the lives of ordinary people.

Riots are on the cards suggest Bogeyman and kill t...

2008-03-30T15:52:00.000+01:00

Riots are on the cards suggest Bogeyman and kill the bill - I hope you're right, but I have my doubts. The only people who will riot at the drop of a giro are the cunts who are being paid for by us - like that floating turd Gary Elsby who simply won't flush.

Brenda, for fuck's sake get off your royal arse and put the skids under this perverted snot-gobbling freakshow while you still have some semblance of a realm.

id @ 4.27 - you are of course absolutely right, th...

2008-03-30T15:39:00.000+01:00

id @ 4.27 - you are of course absolutely right, the snot-gobbling monocular cunt tells us how wonderful things are in so many ways - but in ways that the educationally sub-normal products of his edukayshun sistim would fail to unnnerstand, innit?
If he said "you've never had it so good", there is just a hint of danger that they might understand, and disagree - though it would, I admit be hard to think how.

Mitch @ 7.01 "Buttman and Robbin'" - lovely, straight into the vocabulary! Thanks.

Come out Gorgon, you fucking freakshow, and join that Manc copper.

Bogeyman wrote: "The reason, of course, is that Br...

2008-03-30T14:44:00.000+01:00

Bogeyman wrote: "The reason, of course, is that Britain is stuffed with the products of NuLab's wonderful education system - ignorant, useless divs who sit on their collective arse all day"

Totaly on the nail - when I was a kid during the school holidays I was out fruit picking in Kent with my mum. The field was full of other young mums - often with their kids helping them out - it was hard work but back then the benefits system wasn't quite so generous.

Now, the fat, bloated pregnant with their 7th child by the 6th father dope-smoking slobs are not only too physicaly unfit for such work, but the very idea of leaving their council house and actually contributing to society in any way doesn't enter their Jade Goodiefied brains.

In one way this is exactly what NuLabor wants; an underclass too thick and dope-addled to ask questions, or to care about anything other than when their next giro is coming in, but come election time will vote for the hand that feeds it and keeps it in plasma TVs and fags.

But on the other hand it has created a massive shortage of people with anything remotely resembling a work ethic.

Apparently civil servants have voiced discontent o...

2008-03-30T11:25:00.000+01:00

Apparently civil servants have voiced discontent over Gay Gordon's use of obscene language.

‘Lifeless Gordon Brown’ barbs expose No10 infighting

7:01 AMCrikey! What're we going to do without the...

2008-03-30T09:40:00.000+01:00

7:01 AM

Crikey! What're we going to do without the Poles propping up our economy.

4:13am*All it achieves in the end is more animosit...

2008-03-30T09:36:00.000+01:00

4:13am

*All it achieves in the end is more animosity towards the authorities, ending a once respectful, uniquely British, relationship between police and public.*

Spot on.

*I predict a riot.*

So do I mate, coz I'm gunna fuckin start it.

Mitch, your reference to Poles leaving Britain is ...

2008-03-30T09:31:00.000+01:00

Mitch, your reference to Poles leaving Britain is only half the story. Radio 4 did a long spot on it the other day where they interviewed various employers.

Indeed the hard-working, honest Stanislavs and Stanislavettes are fleeing NuLab Britain in droves, attracted by Poland's burgeoning economy. That's right, they are leaving BRITAIN for POLAND to raise their standard of living and quality of life!

The real worry is there's no one to replace them. The programme interviewed a couple of fruit farmers and building firms who said they had NO local staff at all. None.

An electronics company found it cheaper and more productive to send headhunters over to Poland to recruit than advertise jobs in the local paper.

The reason, of course, is that Britain is stuffed with the products of NuLab's wonderful education system - ignorant, useless divs who sit on their collective arse all day easting pies, swilling strong cider, smoking dope and worshipping Jayde Goodee while they wait for the next Giro.

Their only qualification being the gold star they got at the age of nine for answering two questions correctly in a multiple-choice test, they are incapable of getting up in the morning, let along holding down a job.

Correction - one of the fruit farmers said he had a couple of English lads turn up last summer. They moaned it was too much like hard work and didn't turn up again.

Truly we are fucked.

10:57 PMprecisely prague t, i'm so glad somewoon u...

2008-03-30T09:29:00.000+01:00

10:57 PM

precisely prague t, i'm so glad somewoon understandeth the scripture according to moi.

10:50 PMI'm a big fan of the Open University, myse...

2008-03-30T09:25:00.000+01:00

10:50 PM

I'm a big fan of the Open University, myself, dear. Tell your lovely daughter to keep up the good work.

And well may you take heed, young cassandra...

because...unfortunately, I did not manage to pass my school certificate as I was to busy shagging half the local neighbourhood and ended up qualified only for domestic fowl-rearing management.

Sensitive SpellcheckerI stand corrected, yes I mea...

2008-03-30T09:15:00.000+01:00

Sensitive Spellchecker

I stand corrected, yes I meant 'sentient'.

I am stupid but a fookin Yank.

Yrs

Charlie Whelk (an alias cos I don't want another black eye from that raving looney, Campbell)

psr 8:34 PMGuess what?! I listened to local radio...

2008-03-30T09:11:00.000+01:00

psr 8:34 PM

Guess what?! I listened to local radio for the first time in fucking years too the other day and, to my surprise, I noticed exactly the same thing! Is this a record, Guido?! Were we perhaps separated at birth??? I think we should be told!

8:18 PMHe'll be talking to himself.

2008-03-30T08:59:00.000+01:00

8:18 PM

He'll be talking to himself.

8:25 PMSorta Viagra Bill eh. my good god this cun...

2008-03-30T08:53:00.000+01:00

8:25 PM

Sorta Viagra Bill eh. my good god this cuntry's fucked.

7:34amLast line 1st para did u mean "sentient"? M...

2008-03-30T08:45:00.000+01:00

7:34am

Last line 1st para did u mean "sentient"? Maybe ur a yank or summat.

Grate tribulation to a greight twat tho.