tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-11844905358035665782008-03-27T12:21:00.000Z2008-03-27T12:21:00.000ZGordon called when he gave the word,<BR/>And he said: "I suppose you've heard -<BR/>About Alis".<BR/>When I rushed to the window,<BR/>And I looked outside,<BR/>And I could hardly believe my eyes -<BR/>As a removal van rolled up<BR/>Outside number eleven...<BR/><BR/>And I know just why he's leaving,<BR/>And where he's gonna go:<BR/>He wouldn’t stop his thieving<BR/>And he didn't want to know,<BR/>'Cos for eleven long years<BR/>We've been paying more tax to Alis.<BR/>Eleven long years just paying more and more,<BR/>Watching all our money get blown my him and his mate Gor,<BR/>Now he’s taxing our booze and that’s the last straw, for Alis...<BR/><BR/>Three pence more on a pint<BR/>And more on a dram,<BR/>We threw all our battles,<BR/>Out of the pram,<BR/>Straight at Alis.<BR/>If he walks through the door,<BR/>Just tell him he’s barred,<BR/>We’ve had enough and we’ve marked his card,<BR/>As a removal van pulls slowly<BR/>Out of Downing Street.<BR/><BR/>And I know just why he's leaving<BR/>And where he's gonna go:<BR/>He wouldn’t stop his thieving<BR/>And he didn't want to know,<BR/>'Cos for eleven long years<BR/>We've been paying more tax to Alis.<BR/>Eleven long years just paying more and more,<BR/>Watching all our money get blown my him and his mate Gor,<BR/>Now he’s taxing our booze and that’s the last straw, for Alis...<BR/><BR/>And Gordon called back and asked how I felt,<BR/>And he said: "I know how to help -<BR/>Get rid of Alis".<BR/>I said: "Now Alis is gone,<BR/>But you’re still here,<BR/>You’ve been taxing me<BR/>For eleven long years.<BR/>It’s about time that you disappeared.”<BR/><BR/>And I know just why he's leaving<BR/>And where he's gonna go:<BR/>He wouldn’t stop his thieving<BR/>And he didn't want to know,<BR/>'Cos for eleven long years<BR/>We've been paying more tax to Alis.<BR/>Eleven long years just paying more and more,<BR/>Watching all our money get blown my him and his mate Gor,<BR/>Now he’s taxing our booze and that’s the last straw, for Alis...<BR/><BR/>But he’s taxing our booze and that’s the last straw, for Alis...<BR/><BR/>Now he’s taxing our booze and that’s the last straw, for Alis...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com