Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Friday Caption Contest (Why Me Edition)

Arseole is mio

2007-11-27T13:48:00.000Z

Arseole is mio

They don't call me "Il Duce" for nothing you know!...

2007-11-26T16:20:00.000Z

They don't call me "Il Duce" for nothing you know!

Mark you I wouldn't want to end up like him though!

"AN ARSE, AN ARSE, MY KINGDOM FOR A ROCKING ARSE""...

2007-11-26T14:03:00.000Z

"AN ARSE, AN ARSE, MY KINGDOM FOR A ROCKING ARSE"

"Balls, Balls, I need Balls!"

"Yes Master what is it",quoth Ed, for twas he.

"I've overdone it on the rocking arse, and my bum is covered in blisters! Prick them for me please."

"Yes oh Master"

"NO NO you fool, and pull your trousers up. Use a pin!"

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"Will no man rid me of this troublesome general?"

2007-11-25T21:46:00.000Z

"Will no man rid me of this troublesome general?"

choke choke the invisible man is a big boy.Id dig ...

2007-11-25T20:43:00.000Z

choke choke the invisible man is a big boy.Id dig my nails in his arse but ive eaten them all.

i didnt know Gordon could sing nessun dorma!!

2007-11-25T20:01:00.000Z

i didnt know Gordon could sing nessun dorma!!

Gordon Brown sings a dirge as he sees the precious...

2007-11-25T17:19:00.000Z

Gordon Brown sings a dirge as he sees the precious slowly slipping through his fingers ...

Hell hath no fury greater than a..... ........

2007-11-25T11:53:00.000Z

Hell hath no fury greater than a
..... ........

Brown explains his ineffective performances at Par...

2007-11-25T11:43:00.000Z

Brown explains his ineffective performances at Parliamentary Question Time - Every time I open my mouth, a stupid fool speaks.

(in response to Daid Cameron's latest 'proclamatio...

2007-11-25T10:06:00.000Z

(in response to Daid Cameron's latest 'proclamation')

"Why ye nae see that I am too a Libertariarian (och Ed, I cannae spell the word). Crivens, I even represent the constituency where Adam Smith was bord."

Dear Mr KellyYes. Throw-up. Like vomit.Love from S...

2007-11-24T23:47:00.000Z

Dear Mr Kelly

Yes. Throw-up. Like vomit.

Love from Stanislav

Stanislav. Re McShane, it gets worse. He believes ...

2007-11-24T21:35:00.000Z

Stanislav. Re McShane, it gets worse. He believes that not only does 'Kev' Rudd remind him of Blair in 1997, but Rudd's also going to get rid of gesture politics (which surely have to be mutually exclusive). I got to the bit about Gordon 'Rapping' and I had to turn off...

The democratic process sometimes throws up freaks like McShane, but fret not, his reward awaits in Brussels.

Resistance is useless you English bastards.I will ...

2007-11-24T21:02:00.000Z

Resistance is useless you English bastards.I will exterminate you all!

"McShane" my arse. He's about as Scottish as my Si...

2007-11-24T19:30:00.000Z

"McShane" my arse. He's about as Scottish as my Siamese cat.

The east european cunt is Rasputin's great-grandson.

Andy yes, yes, don't stop blowing my courage.

2007-11-24T19:24:00.000Z

Andy yes, yes, don't stop blowing my courage.

Dennis McCunt on the government's PM programme jus...

2007-11-24T17:33:00.000Z

Dennis McCunt on the government's PM programme just now, talking of the new Aussie PM "....and he and Gordon Brown will spend some time rapping on various economic issues." Honest to God.Rapping. Not invent. Who do these cunts think they are talking to.

And, on Iraq (enthusiastically) "... he (the new cobber-in-charge) is not any kind of a peacenik...." Thank goodness for that Mr McShane, wouldn't want any of that nasty old peace breaking-out now, would we. Who the fuck votes for people like McShane. May the good Lord send him and them rectal cancer before he gets his pension.

Gordon Brown:"For god's sake. Just stop asking me...

2007-11-24T16:17:00.000Z

Gordon Brown:

"For god's sake. Just stop asking me about the up-dated military equipment. It's in the post."

It's not over until the Fat Bastard sings...

2007-11-24T15:49:00.000Z

It's not over until the Fat Bastard sings...

Gordon was sure he was just sucking Andrew Marr's ...

2007-11-24T15:26:00.000Z

Gordon was sure he was just sucking Andrew Marr's cock, but when he woke up it was all a dream.

Gordo, pictured moments before the monthly Bukkake...

2007-11-24T09:53:00.000Z

Gordo, pictured moments before the monthly Bukkake session gets underway.

"Lord, as you instructed I have turned to the good...

2007-11-24T09:13:00.000Z

"Lord, as you instructed I have turned to the good book and I must say, reading again the story of 8 people who showed courage against all types of adversity, prejudice, danger....derision....cynicism.....people who wanted to threaten the longest unbroken period of economic growth since 325BC....."(contd for 2 hours)

The death throws of Gordon Brown. Having decided t...

2007-11-24T08:28:00.000Z

The death throws of Gordon Brown. Having decided to end it all Gordon Brown bids farewell to this cruel and heartless world. He then takes an overdose of laxatives. Truly his nappy runneth over.

Ed: I see Heineken the gerbil's one good form.

2007-11-24T07:35:00.000Z

Ed: I see Heineken the gerbil's one good form.

Hanky quickly ed. Snotty hands.

2007-11-24T07:07:00.000Z

Hanky quickly ed. Snotty hands.

"I'm telling ye Dougie, Ed's knob was this big but...

2007-11-24T00:19:00.000Z

"I'm telling ye Dougie, Ed's knob was this big but I got the whole lot in my mouth by opening wide like this!