tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-29446995126426729192008-05-08T20:42:00.000+01:002008-05-08T20:42:00.000+01:00<B>Jeremy Paxman, August 2009</B>.<BR/><BR/>"<I>So, now that Gordon Brown has been relieved of his duties as PM and resettled in a caring home-community do any of you, his former colleagues, have any last final memories of the once great man ?</I>"<BR/><BR/>Rt Hon Alistair Darling " good riddance to the old twat "<BR/><BR/>Rt Hon David Miliband " Yeah, what a prick he was."<BR/><BR/>Rt Hon Jacqui Smith. <I>sniff, snuffle</I>, "oh god I just want to cry"<BR/><BR/>Rt Hon Douglas Alexander " he was a right cunt he was..."<BR/><BR/>Rt Hon Des Browne " Too right, what a wanker."<BR/><BR/>Rt Hon Hazel Blears " He never was one of us you know "<BR/><BR/>Rt Hon Ruth Kelly " shut up you slag, what the fuck would you know ? "<BR/><BR/>Rt Hon Hilary Benn " My Da thought rather well of him "<BR/><BR/>Rt Hon Harriet Harman QC " Your Da was a cunt too "<BR/><BR/><BR/><B>Paxman</B> forced to intervene.<BR/><BR/>Lets hear from you, Tony Blair ( European Union President Elect )<BR/><BR/>"Well, and let's make no bones about this, I always said the guy was just, well, y'now, a loser !!!"<BR/><BR/>Spontaneous applause all round as Tony endorses the challenge to find the New Leader of A New New and Better Caring Listening Labour.<BR/><BR/>Rt Hon Jack Straw exits left with fellow plotters <BR/><BR/>Rt Hon Baroness Royall of Blaisdon <BR/>Rt Hon Beverley Hughes MP <BR/>Rt Hon Tessa Jowell MP <BR/>Rt HonCaroline Flint <BR/>Rt Hon Lord Malloch-Brown KCMG <BR/><BR/>" Up The Revolution "some blokenoreply@blogger.com