Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Bye Bye Westmonster, Hello Whirlwind

Hey StanislavI hear they're renovating the plumbin...

2008-04-28T14:56:00.000+01:00

Hey Stanislav
I hear they're renovating the plumbing at Auschwitz. Why don't you get your nasty ass back to Poland and they can tell you all about the dwarves that were tortured, dissected and skeletonized there. I bet you'll enjoy that you freak.

To Praguetory: Now THAT'S funny!

2007-12-19T11:36:00.000Z

To Praguetory: Now THAT'S funny!

No nomination is required. It's an accepted fact ...

2007-12-16T00:11:00.000Z

No nomination is required. It's an accepted fact already.

We have to nominate Stanislav as the blog comment ...

2007-12-15T16:25:00.000Z

We have to nominate Stanislav as the blog comment king

Dear Mr shit-bagThank you for kind education on pe...

2007-12-15T03:12:00.000Z

Dear Mr shit-bag

Thank you for kind education on pee-pee stuff. Will write down in Book of Stan, which is compendium of newly-learnt term of degeneracy widely practice among British parliamentarian, is like Satan's Desiderata.

Stan, the piss thing is called 'urophilia' or 'gol...

2007-12-14T22:58:00.000Z

Stan, the piss thing is called 'urophilia' or 'golden shower'.

There is also a phenomeneneneon, which is especially popular amongst homosexualists, called the 'golden bath'.

This practice sounds rather disgusting, and I shall avoid going into any detail here because this is a fucking family blog and I don't want any underage fuckers reading this pornographic shite.

Word verification: pyssginge

Yes Mitch, right as ever. Is mouse. Miss out labou...

2007-12-14T18:11:00.000Z

Yes Mitch, right as ever. Is mouse. Miss out labour's Field Marshall Lord George Jock Robertson of Dunblane and Brussels. And Operation Ore. Thought everybody knew about him. Don't they?

Hazel gives a brilliant blow-job, Dennis, on accou...

2007-12-14T18:09:00.000Z

Hazel gives a brilliant blow-job, Dennis, on account that she can breathe though her ass.

Just thought you might like to know what you're missing.

Oh come on say what you mean! not of this politica...

2007-12-14T17:32:00.000Z

Oh come on say what you mean! not of this politicaly correct pap. are you a plumber or a mouse?

Amen Dennis. A dwarf in every hunchback's Xmas st...

2007-12-14T15:45:00.000Z

Amen Dennis. A dwarf in every hunchback's Xmas stocking; 'swhat I say but......

What, please,is there to out ? Whole fucking world know, from baby in pram to granny in Zimmer. This fucking great hulking jock nancy, Brown, is fooling nobody. Is he ?

The very belated Brown "marriage" is after the style of great 1890s wit, author and entertainer, Lady Sir Stephen Fry, a happily married, naughty nineties man who could not appear on 19th century television for more than twenty seconds without psalming the glories of male to male fellatio, buggery, bondage, copraphilia and the piss thing, whatever they call that. Lady Sir Oscar was a pillar of the early BBC, his "marriage" legitimising him and permitting his anal obsessions to be masqueraded as wit.Why, even when a young child was abandoned or worse by her obnoxious holidaymaking parents Lady Sir Stephen was there in a shot, posing for a Daguerreotype, saying, me, too, I am a young parent too, just like normal young parents everywhere, my healthy lusty creamy white tadpoles have spawned armies of healthy, normal children. Lady Sir Stephen Fry had children by his much neglected and subsequently humiliated Mrs. Nancy Brown is of that arrogant caste.

His mad bastard father, now talking to him from up in Heaven, told him he was the cleverest boy who ever was and sent him off to a cleverboy school and he has been pretending to be the cleverest boy in the whole world ever since, handpicking his own school of religious and sexually aberrant cleverboys and girls, bossing them all around his private playground.

Nobody, he thinks, can call me queer because I have these children, one out of three of whom is from healthy white tadpoles: to have children you must put the lovestick where it doesn't belong, inside a woman, therefore I can't be a petulant, humourless, oppressive, deranged arse bandit, convinced that my little secret is safe, yet prey to every other arse bandit (Mr Mandelstein, for instance) in Westminster, every shitbag journalist in Fleet street, and the target of especial venom for out gays like Mr Murdoch's creature, Sweet and Agreeable Mr Matthew Parris, off Hampstead Heath.

QED. quad erat demonstrandum, as we say in Poland. As long as Gordon thinks nobody knows and as long as he continues issuing Cleverest boy initiatives to remedy the failures of his previous Cleverest boy initiatives nobody could possibly imagine that his father's wickedly cruel misparenting might have produced the grotesque spectacle who is prime minister of the United Kingdom; the lying, bullying, cowardly, snot gobbling, nail biting, hypocritical, bombastic, dishonest, incompetent, closet Nancyboy whom we all know and loathe.

The greatest obscenity of Brown's personality is not, of course, that he drinks hot chocolate; it is that he pretends he doesn't and is thus fatally compromised as a politician, never mind prime minister, and that in this dishonesty he is aided, not only by the whole house of degenerate thieves - dancing grandad Cable included - but by the entire BBC and the MSM ,who, even at this stage maintain, bizarrely, that there is something to out. Cunts.

Mind you if somebody did mention it on the BBC the great people's tribune and popular entertainer, Lady Sir jeremy Paxman would be slithering round to Downing Street as fast as his scales would carry him, bowing and scraping and cocksucking and apologising just like he did with that thieving ponce, Peter I love Brazilian Boys' Arse's And The UK Taxpayer Must Swathe Not Only Me But Also Raymundo Rent Boy In Absolute Hedonistic Expense Account Luxury Mandelson.

Closet gays, alcoholics, priapic old age pensioners, thieves, liars, bullies, coke fiends, money launderers, nonces, transsexuals, freaks, fraudsters and poison dwarves. What is there, exactly, to out ?

What ungallant bounders you all are! I adore the p...

2007-12-14T15:38:00.000Z

What ungallant bounders you all are! I adore the perky Hazel, and with her would happily canoodle the night away, were it not that she is already Spoken For.

Petite, sexy, and a towering intellectual -- what more could a deaf, stunted, and mentally defective hunchback desire?

Is it a wig? Under studio lighting most hair dyes ...

2007-12-14T15:12:00.000Z

Is it a wig? Under studio lighting most hair dyes tend to fluoresce green, which is what I noticed was happening to Hazel's roots on QT last night.

Come on guys - I think you are all being very mean...

2007-12-14T13:45:00.000Z

Come on guys - I think you are all being very mean to Hazel. Okay, she is vertically challenged, but her physique is a good match for her intellect. Also, bear in mind that wig-makers, botox-producers and nip-and-tuck merchants all owe her a great debt of gratitude!

Will she be gracing your bash tonight, Guido?More ...

2007-12-14T13:26:00.000Z

Will she be gracing your bash tonight, Guido?

More to point surely is will Guido, having bashed her Grace, stonewall (Son of Manse style) - see Bower - and subsequently be exposed before Christmas by MSM as an adulterous hetrosexual.

Tom Bower's piece..The Prodigal Son of the Manse.....

2007-12-14T12:44:00.000Z

Tom Bower's piece..The Prodigal Son of the Manse... confirms what a sad nutter Gordo is. After yesterday's performance in Lisbon, he is the laughing stock of Europe.

I don't wish to sound disrespectful, but do they h...

2007-12-14T12:28:00.000Z

I don't wish to sound disrespectful, but do they have sub-editors at The Daily Express?

Word verification: badcoe

Will she be gracing your bash tonight, Guido?A spo...

2007-12-14T12:17:00.000Z

Will she be gracing your bash tonight, Guido?

A spoonerism perchance?

Is time for abandon all hope and get pissed.That's...

2007-12-14T12:03:00.000Z

Is time for abandon all hope and get pissed.

That's the Polish national anthem, isn't it?

God, it's dreadful. Almost as bad as that one Tim ...

2007-12-14T11:58:00.000Z

God, it's dreadful. Almost as bad as that one Tim put together on CH a while back, which was 'pulled' after a single airing. Why doesn't KTR stick to what she's good at (whatever that is)?

Will she be gracing your bash tonight, Guido?

time to out gordon? What are they all afraid of?...

2007-12-14T11:57:00.000Z

time to out gordon? What are they all afraid of? Anyone who takes an interest knows the snot-gobblers predilections anyway, why shouldn't the great unwashed be informed of the chief of the unwashed's secret? After all it's a crime to mock it so he can't be worried about that. Shirt-lifting scumbag.

Sat high above the heads and looking down on the G...

2007-12-14T11:55:00.000Z

Sat high above the heads and looking down on the Government and Opposition you notice a few different things about those running the country - namely the hairlines they'd rather you didn't see.

One that has struck me in particular is that of Chancellor Alistair Darling.

Notorious for his caterpillar-like eyebrows, it is though the avenging halo-like-circle on top of his whispy white head that tickled my fancy.

And there was me about to enjoy an early Friday lunch. The spectre of KTR getting it on with a chancellor who looks as though he has been the targeted victim of London's pigeon population is something we should not be treated to ...

Surely we could make dwarf-tossing into a national...

2007-12-14T11:47:00.000Z

Surely we could make dwarf-tossing into a national Labour Party fundraising event. We could have 'chuck the Blears over the Thames', with added bonuses if you manage to get her to land in the Archbishop of Canterbury's palace garden. As a special we could also have Hazel doing stunts on her miniature Harley ...

Beats getting money from the laboratory rat-like Abrahams.

blears is an annoying little manc but even she man...

2007-12-14T11:17:00.000Z

blears is an annoying little manc but even she managed to make that fat trout Allsop look intelligent.

And as for Alesha & Cable - he looked like a dirty old grandad dancing around.

OT:MaCavity - "we know you're in there - come out ...

2007-12-14T10:59:00.000Z

OT:

MaCavity - "we know you're in there - come out and give us our Referendum (and our back-pay you tight git)"

For those that want it, the clip of Vince Cable do...

2007-12-14T10:51:00.000Z

For those that want it, the clip of Vince Cable doing a Strictly Come Dancing with Alesha Dixon on This Week is YouTubed at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS3cSXigmLM