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A Bank Holiday is coming up - the calls not to 'pa...

2008-04-25T13:05:00.000+01:00

A Bank Holiday is coming up - the calls not to 'panic buy' will fall on deaf ears - it has already started in earnest, and now that the 'red top reading' classes have cottoned on, it looks like pictures of queues at petrol stations will be on the front pages as people go to the polling stations on Mayday !!

Actually its mostly BP's oil, not Scotland's. Then...

2008-04-24T19:15:00.000+01:00

Actually its mostly BP's oil, not Scotland's. Then again I doubt that a maladjusted mentally incompetent like you would understand that.

In the Islamic Republic of Englandistan, the blind...

2008-04-24T17:56:00.000+01:00

In the Islamic Republic of Englandistan, the blind are ruled by the (half) blind. This pleases me so much; hundreds of years of your polluting the world with your shit finally comes home to roost.

God fuck y'all.

And dwell on this; It's Scotland's oil. (and oil is, indeed, black gold)

Fucking delicious!

fucking delicious:This deluded scotch cunt is now ...

2008-04-24T14:26:00.000+01:00

fucking delicious:

This deluded scotch cunt is now a serious threat to TAT shat for the prize of spouting the most shit on the blog!

Hark at the lardy englandistaners; no oil, no futu...

2008-04-24T12:46:00.000+01:00

Hark at the lardy englandistaners; no oil, no future and no hope. A third-world country, with many cities now under immigrant control. Oh, englandistan, my englandistan...

Get real you tory twats; we rule you, and it was ever thus. Wannabee capitalists with the brains of a fucking rocking-horse.

No more Scottish oil for you cunts, and if you want to fight for it, come on down; none of you tossers could fight sleep.

It's Scotland's oil. You lot get fuck all once we are independent.

Fucking delicious!

Och aye the noo laddie, Donald where's me troosers...

2008-04-24T11:20:00.000+01:00

Och aye the noo laddie, Donald where's me troosers. Youse looking at me cunt etc etc Jockland is great. I love going there, as in common with any other third world shit hole, it makes you good coming back to England, which is at least a second world shit hole.

Two points:-1. Rix petroleum, a Hull company, is o...

2008-04-24T09:38:00.000+01:00

Two points:-

1. Rix petroleum, a Hull company, is or was under the control of the Rix family, one of whom is Lord Rix, Bryan to his friends, of the Whitehall farce.

Is this another whitehall farce?

2. The only two good things to come out of Scotland are the roads and the railway.

Contrary to the opinions of stupid people it's act...

2008-04-24T08:48:00.000+01:00

Contrary to the opinions of stupid people it's actualy the Government's tax on petrol that makes the price so high here in England.Sorry disappoint
those who hate oil companies but oil is running out and the dolllar is tanking. Prices are going to go through the roof!

Any thoughts on running one's fiesta on paraffin o...

2008-04-23T21:39:00.000+01:00

Any thoughts on running one's fiesta on paraffin or kerosene?

The septics (tanks - Yanks) have a good fucking laugh at us £1.25 per litre, equates to £4.38 per US gallon, or in green backs $8.66 per gallon; they are kicking up a fuss in California with gas at $3.70!!!!!!!!!

We are fuck stupid for putting up with this twat; he's not even a twat, twats are useful.

As for you Tony, are you jealous of Sir Sean? He's...

2008-04-23T19:52:00.000+01:00

As for you Tony, are you jealous of Sir Sean? He's 70 odd now and had more minge on his finger than your rancid wee English nob has been inside.

He's not a real Scotchman. Real Scotchmen preferring stabbing each other to sex.

Scotchland worst for violence - UN

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Scotchland has been named the most violent country in the developed world by a United Nations report... "We have been doing extensive research into violent crime in Scotchland for some years now and these have shown that in the vast majority of cases, victims of violent crime are known to each other."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4257966.stm

England's high too -- because of all the Scotch living there.

Dunfesterin said:'Dry bum me? Yes, about the level...

2008-04-23T18:17:00.000+01:00

Dunfesterin said:

'Dry bum me? Yes, about the level I would expect from an effeminate Englishman... there's more queers and nonces per capita in England than in ANY OTHER country in the world - FACT'

Fuck me Its David Brent. FACT! Sorry, i forgor to add, the dry
bumming; it will be with the rough end of a pineapple. My boyfriend loves it!
Now run along sweetheart, sorry braveheart, daddy is waiting!

Mr. Connery's a top bloke who is probably right no...

2008-04-23T17:43:00.000+01:00

Mr. Connery's a top bloke who is probably right now squitting his pants, quaking at the recollection of his seemed-like-a-very-long shot promise all those years ago to move back to Scotland from Barbados/Spain/wherever in the event of independence. And, yes, I am indeed jealous of the fellow, as I am of the many excellent Scots I know and count as friends. Don't see why as a nation they keep having to go ca in hand to Johnny Englander for his cash, though, thats all.

Dry bum me? Yes, about the level I would expect fr...

2008-04-23T17:18:00.000+01:00

Dry bum me? Yes, about the level I would expect from an effeminate Englishman... there's more queers and nonces per capita in England than in ANY OTHER country in the world - FACT

Secondly, I dont care where Hadrian's wall is. If Hadrians wall laid in London I would not give a fuck. I would have the other side of it anyway, and slaughter anyone who didnt sound as if he knew what a "bawbag" or a "diddy ride" was. More Lebensraum for us Scots. Admit it you like us lot anyway, we rule you and always will.

As for you Tony, are you jealous of Sir Sean? He's 70 odd now and had more minge on his finger than your rancid wee English nob has been inside. Dunno about anus though, you probably win on that count.

Dunfesterin - "punch an English invader off the fa...

2008-04-23T17:08:00.000+01:00

Dunfesterin - "punch an English invader off the face for not bringing his passport to Hadrians wall". Hadrians Wall, stretching as it does from carlisle to Sunderland/Nwecastle, is largely in England, as any fule kno. I therefore presume you will be acting covertly and "under the covers", if I may quote Inspector Clouseau. However I concede your point re English behaviour whilst drunk. It has much in common with Sean Connery in the presence of the fairer sex, according to the man hisself, if I recall correctly.

"at least when us jocks are drunk we aren't violen...

2008-04-23T16:09:00.000+01:00

"at least when us jocks are drunk we aren't violent like your football supporters are."

followed by:-

"When Scotland becomes independent may I have the privilege of being the first man to punch an English invader"

Ah, so you don't actually need the alcohol to be violent, is that what you're saying?

Anyway, I look forward to seeing England achieving independence from Scotland too, so I'm on your side. I'm sure England will be so much better once the jock MPs have stopped meddling with England's immigration laws.

I am sure Scotland will achieve greatness once again, just as it was before it volunteered to join the union. World-shaking, in fact. Like that other great Celtic nation: Cornwall.

Dunfesterin said... Arf arf, when Scotland becomes...

2008-04-23T15:16:00.000+01:00

Dunfesterin said...
Arf arf, when Scotland becomes independent you won't get ANY oil from us, get used to it ya effeminate English poofs!!

You'l be the first i'm gonna dry bum bang you scotch cunt!

Tuscan tony and all the other English people - at ...

2008-04-23T14:53:00.000+01:00

Tuscan tony and all the other English people - at least when us jocks are drunk we aren't violent like your football supporters are.

Your mob get tanked up and start fights with women and children, but as we have seen once men come into the fray, you back down like the cowards you are.

When Scotland becomes independent, and it will, may I have the privilege of being the first man to punch an English invader off the face for not bringing his passport to Hadrians wall.

Face it, Scotland has a better way of life than your police state and always will.

Yours deep-fryingly,
Scott

Stuff oil. 4pints of milk now £1.34 at ASDA. Was o...

2008-04-23T14:33:00.000+01:00

Stuff oil. 4pints of milk now £1.34 at ASDA. Was only £1.04 before Christmas! Thats a 30% increase in one quarter! It'll be double the price by the end of the year if this keeps up.

Without wishing to detract from the overall tone o...

2008-04-23T13:54:00.000+01:00

Without wishing to detract from the overall tone of your comment Mr B, in Italy:

1) Tennant's Super is for some mysterious reason the drink of choice of the cogniscenti, who labour under the misapprehension that it is a sophisticated North British brew (the Tuscan has worked to undo this myth but to no avail "Seen Conneeery - he drinka Supa!")

2) it is indeed served in bottles here, though apologies for assuming that was also the case in Jockland.

*returns to bottle of Harviestoun Old Engine Oil*

TUSCAN TONY SAID...if you can tear yourself away f...

2008-04-23T13:37:00.000+01:00

TUSCAN TONY SAID...
if you can tear yourself away from the no doubt arduous task of demolishing the first slice of deep fried pizza of the day, washed down with a small bottle of Tennant's Super

Mr T ,
said beverage comes in cans not bottles, this is to help the inebriated Jock/tramp to neck the lot ,stood outside a railway station shouting abuse at English people all whilst wearing a pair of fingerless mittens and piss stained troosers, plus has the added advantage of not shattering when dropped on the long winding road back to the tennements/cardboard boxes that our tartan wearin' pals call home.
You have spent far too long exposed to the civilised drinking habits of Homosexual Italians.

john d off his rockerfella:'(Sorry to be dull, acc...

2008-04-23T13:26:00.000+01:00

john d off his rockerfella:

'(Sorry to be dull, accurate and not-sweary)'

Well try fucking harder. Nearly fell asleep reading your post, jesus!

Gordo does not live in Kirkcaldy. He lives in Nor...

2008-04-23T13:06:00.000+01:00

Gordo does not live in Kirkcaldy. He lives in North Queensferry, and the armed police patrol vehicle is a source of constant amusement to the locals!

His nearest petrol stations are:

2 in South Queensferry, assuming he can get across the bridge (roadworks)

1 in Rosyth (next to the Yard pub, a free fight with every drink)

1 in Dalgety Bay (famous for selling drink to under-age kids and trying to sue the police for catching them out in a sting)

Gordo only visits Kirkcaldy to see Raith Rovers, to dine at his favourite restaurant or to carry out an occasional token public event. His constituency office is in Cowdenbeath, a town he rarely sees and where the Labour MSP's car was attacked by a gang of neds last year.

Petrol stations below:

http://www.yell.com/ucs/UcsSearchAction.do?keywords=petrol+station&location=north+queensferry&broaderLocation=&scrambleSeed=90934622&companyName=&startAt=&mqs=&targetName=&M=1&T=1&clarifyIndex=&clarifyOptions=&filterKeywords=&searchType=advance&startOoaAt=&ooa=&potential=5&lastClarifyOptions=&lastClarifyIndex=&lastSearchall=&lastKeyword=&selectedClassification=&ssm=0

Dunfesterin - 11.53When Scotland becomes independe...

2008-04-23T13:03:00.000+01:00

Dunfesterin - 11.53

When Scotland becomes independent and loses the vast subsidy it gets from English taxes you'll be begging us to buy your oil...

Look out for the stuffed ballot boxes next Thursda...

2008-04-23T12:56:00.000+01:00

Look out for the stuffed ballot boxes next Thursday/Friday...

dunfesterin - if you can tear yourself away from t...

2008-04-23T12:34:00.000+01:00

dunfesterin - if you can tear yourself away from the no doubt arduous task of demolishing the first slice of deep fried pizza of the day, washed down with a small bottle of Tennant's Super, take a quick look at the North Sea on Google Earth and note carefully where the oilfields are. You will no doubt be astounded to note that many of the most productive rigs lie in English waters, a fact not often brought to the attention of chaps like you, probably out of an English sense of pity, pity for people that consider it normal spending money on pointless projects like the £ 11.6million Shetland Museum and Archive.