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We all heard the speech about ‘black people’ at th...

2006-12-31T00:49:00.000Z

We all heard the speech about ‘black people’ at the CF party.

Everyone genuinely thought it was David Lammy MP, making a protest in front of the entire CF membership. The rant appeared to be about multiculturalism so everyone got out their phones and started filming this invasion by a drunken Labour MP!

Indeed, it took a great while before we all realised it was this Winston guy.

His myspace page has a rotating thingy, one pictur...

2006-12-29T18:23:00.000Z

His myspace page has a rotating thingy, one picture of which refers to "figthing 4 the future".

Is it possible thyat he has the same troubles with his bowels as Lyndsey De Paul? Could they be related in some way?

I hear he`s hung like a horse and does a great ren...

2006-12-27T00:21:00.000Z

I hear he`s hung like a horse and does a great rendition of "De Camptown Races".Winston old lad,shouldn`t you be driving a bus or something?

From: Winston McKenzie - aka “The Champ” - The U...

2006-12-24T21:00:00.000Z

From: Winston McKenzie - aka “The Champ”
- The Undisputed Leading Conservative Candidate for the Office of Mayor of London

Barton - said “stop getting pissed.” I never was pissed. I am disciplined through the art of sport, and would never disgrace my family in such a way as described. No, I did not get permission from the organisers. It was a heat of the moment challenge, having been approached by some inspired members who persuaded me to introduce myself. Unfortunately for me, I was accordingly asked to leave! No if’s or but’s! - “As the party was for those 30 years or under.” Obviously it was way past their bedtime! Night, night.

Hey, Hitch! Got to meet you dude! Great minds think alike.

WINSTON - aka “The Champ”

Winston- we love you -but for goodness sake you mu...

2006-12-23T08:16:00.000Z

Winston- we love you -but for goodness sake you must stop getting pissed at parties. Getting thrown out of the CF Xmas party was unnecessary and makes for very bad internal publicity. If you want to make a speech then make sure you have cleared it with the event organisers.

Mr crosbysurely Mr Creoles greatest hit was "stool...

2006-12-22T15:38:00.000Z

Mr crosby
surely Mr Creoles greatest hit was "stool pidgeon"
I loved his coconuts

I still liked his "Annie, I'm not your daddy" hit ...

2006-12-22T15:15:00.000Z

I still liked his "Annie, I'm not your daddy" hit best.

Crackers,Thanks for the clarification, though it d...

2006-12-22T14:50:00.000Z

Crackers,

Thanks for the clarification, though it does little to settle my unease concerning the Tories vis a vis winning elections, desire thereof.

Fuller you would vote for any darkie, you have jun...

2006-12-22T10:08:00.000Z

Fuller you would vote for any darkie, you have jungle fever (+:

Winston makes Chris Eubank seem normal. He is tout...

2006-12-22T08:58:00.000Z

Winston makes Chris Eubank seem normal. He is touting for the publicity which ex boxers crave. RM : he is not THE official candidate - just tossing his hat in the ring where modest success with gloves will not be matched.

"I am a Leader. I fear no-one. I shall deliver."Yo...

2006-12-22T07:53:00.000Z

"I am a Leader. I fear no-one. I shall deliver."

You are the new persona of Baron Sacha Cohen and I claim my £5.

Anon 10:31 said: "When's the next plane out of her...

2006-12-22T06:44:00.000Z

Anon 10:31 said: "When's the next plane out of here?"

Judging by the news from Heathrow, sometime in April 2007.

On a more serious note: This chap seems more like a character from a bad 1970's sitcom; a parody West Indian playing to Whitey's every prejudice.

Maybe that's not a true reflection of the "real" Winston Mackenzie, but it's how he's going to be portrayed by his opponents.

And if it is true that he is the official candidate, then I really am beoming convinced the Tories have given up on ever winning an election.

Honestly, if I didn't already live abroad I'd be thinking like Mr Anon.

I saw this dude swanning round the Bournemouth con...

2006-12-22T00:56:00.000Z

I saw this dude swanning round the Bournemouth conference dressed like a 30s Harlem gangster. All very amusing, but is that what the Tories aspire to?

Judging by the tone of the post I would say it was...

2006-12-21T22:49:00.000Z

Judging by the tone of the post I would say it was for real. If not, then it is just what he would say and we have a very good Winston impersonator in our midst.
He is a nice guy, but sadly, eccentric to the point of being totally barking.

When's the next plane out of here, this country's ...

2006-12-21T22:31:00.000Z

When's the next plane out of here, this country's clearly fucked.

Please tell me the post above is a fake? If it's ...

2006-12-21T22:06:00.000Z

Please tell me the post above is a fake?
If it's from the real "man", I'm more depressed than ever about the state of British politics.

From WINSTON McKENZIE - The Undisputed Leading Co...

2006-12-21T21:13:00.000Z

From WINSTON McKENZIE - The Undisputed Leading Conservative Candidate for the Office of Mayor of London

Luv your comments. They make for a great political contest. Good to see so many members with their honest opinions.

By the way, the terminology "black Mayor" does not render me racist. Of course I am black, and proud. I am also a British Citizen, and very proud. The problem these days is that people are afraid to speak their minds, due to PC. The British public have become comotoze and respond endearingly to the labour virus which has corrupted this country.

The majority of politicians sit in their enclosed 'village' and discuss our future under the illusion that they know best. They do not reach out to the wider community who are full of promise and harbour great ideas. The erosian of British culture, together with Christianity, continues to diminish, yet all we do is sit back, look on despairingly and cry.

I am a Leader. I fear no-one. I shall deliver. I stand on a platform determined to rid our streets of gun and knife crime within two years. Determined to give our children a future they too can be proud of. Determined to reach out and make good of the skills and gifts contained within each of us in this country. Our citizens, whatever creed or colour, deserve more, yet when we ask, our cries fall on deaf ears. I shall preserve London's rich culture and diversity, as we once knew it.

One thing is certain, when all is said and done, the British public have pride. Justice shall be done.

Guido - keep them rolling, man. Great stuff.

Seconds out! Round One.

WINSTON - aka "The Champ"

"is"fuck Im so lazy

2006-12-21T18:37:00.000Z

"is"
fuck Im so lazy

anon 6;01There are more than one "real" Peter Hit...

2006-12-21T18:26:00.000Z

anon 6;01
There are more than one "real" Peter Hitchens.
Just because some arsehole calls himself "Peter Hitchens" and gets a byline in some rag that frets about womens periods, cancer and Gypsies doesnt Give him the right to claim to be the "real" Peter Hitchens
Peter Hitchens is who he is depending on where he is.

With candidates like Winston the Tories really are...

2006-12-21T18:01:00.000Z

With candidates like Winston the Tories really are in their death throes.

I hate to say it but perhaps Peter Hitchens (the real one) is right.

The guy really is obsessed with the colour of his ...

2006-12-21T17:19:00.000Z

The guy really is obsessed with the colour of his skin. This is off his Myspace:

"They say it's impossible. They say it can't be done. The truth is, London will see it's first ever black Mayor. The history books of politics shall be re-written. Changed forever !"

What a racist loser.

Forget the Tories wet dream of Brown taking over f...

2006-12-21T16:56:00.000Z

Forget the Tories wet dream of Brown taking over from Blair.

Brown is a busted flush and will not win any leadership contest. Reid is the likely winner. He will attack the Tories from the right and, in doing so, will probably win the next election or, at least, make Labour the largest party.

The more Cameron and co desperately flirt with all this lefty/liberal/diversity crap the more votes Reid will gain from people who would otherwise have voted Tory.

Jim said... Off topic, but Ed Balls ("patprimer") ...

2006-12-21T16:48:00.000Z

Jim said...
Off topic, but Ed Balls ("patprimer") is getting a hostile reception here at the moment.

So we know where Ed Ballsup aka pat is but where's the big Brown-Hatter himself.

He seems to be keeping his head down of late. I wonder why that is.

http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=39359&pid=512684&st=90&#entry512684

JimAre you sure patprimer is that twat balls. I si...

2006-12-21T16:47:00.000Z

Jim

Are you sure patprimer is that twat balls. I signed up for housepricecrash forum to check thunderbird900 vs patprimer. primetwat's non-responses were party line inanities of such a low level that I immediately discounted the hand of balls despite the fact that he is a cerebrally challenged dungbeetle. if this guy is our future Treasury Tsar we are well and truly fucked. Tell me ain't so. By speedpost if possible.

I hear Mike Tyson wants to enter politics

2006-12-21T16:39:00.000Z

I hear Mike Tyson wants to enter politics