Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Lembit Lobbied for Cheeky Girls

Oh.

2006-12-22T07:57:00.000Z

Oh.

Fuller wrote,I didn't know Pamela Bordes had remov...

2006-12-22T07:12:00.000Z

Fuller wrote,

I didn't know Pamela Bordes had removable legs. Probably where she hid Brillo's spare booze. It certainly explains why her favourite book is reputed to be Reach for the Doorknob by Douglas Bader.

I was referring to that paragon of minefield clearance and worldwide paparazzi domination - Heather Mills.

Anonymous said... "Limpdick O'Prik"Bloody hell, th...

2006-12-21T17:59:00.000Z

Anonymous said...
"Limpdick O'Prik"

Bloody hell, that's just awful.

Is that you Limpdick?

By the way, did anyone notice any similarity betwe...

2006-12-21T14:00:00.000Z

By the way, did anyone notice any similarity between the pic and the Cherie painting from a few days ago?

"Limpdick O'Prik"Bloody hell, that's just awful.

2006-12-21T13:50:00.000Z

"Limpdick O'Prik"

Bloody hell, that's just awful.

wrinkledBen from Bromley is lib Dem councillor Ben...

2006-12-21T12:17:00.000Z

wrinkled
Ben from Bromley is lib Dem councillor Ben Abbotts. Cllr for clockhoues, Bromley Borough. Also candidate atht eBromley by-election this summer.
A complete twat!

Lemsip is just a large walking prick...just like M...

2006-12-21T11:42:00.000Z

Lemsip is just a large walking prick...just like Mark is a large heap of mobile poo and Charles a walking Scotch bottle...that just leaves lovely Simon who, as its Thusrday, must be bi today...joy to the Lib Dems..and a happy Christmas...

Guido said: "He lobbied for his girlfriend.Guido, ...

2006-12-21T10:54:00.000Z

Guido said: "He lobbied for his girlfriend.

Guido, I know it's pantomime season and everything, but you're going to have to do a bit better than "Oh yes he did".

This, presumably, being where they met:http://www....

2006-12-21T09:54:00.000Z

This, presumably, being where they met:

http://www.mndassociation.org/news_and_events/news_room/press_releases/ball_celebrates.html

Over to you, gentlemen...

My take on the matterhttp://rightlinks.co.uk/linke...

2006-12-21T09:44:00.000Z

My take on the matter

http://rightlinks.co.uk/linked/modules/wordpress/index.php?p=124

!!!!dear god - she can fast-track her visa anytime...

2006-12-21T09:27:00.000Z

!!!!

dear god - she can fast-track her visa anytime.

"in brwak with LibDem policy" is that Brwak Osama?...

2006-12-21T09:11:00.000Z

"in brwak with LibDem policy"

is that Brwak Osama?

He should marry them both in an Muslim Ceremony an...

2006-12-21T08:58:00.000Z

He should marry them both in an Muslim Ceremony and show how LibDem he really is..............

"Three In A Bed Lembit Chooses FFM combination in brwak with LibDem policy"

Lord Fraser of Carmyllie ... Labour fingers caught...

2006-12-21T08:38:00.000Z

Lord Fraser of Carmyllie ... Labour fingers caught elsewhere than in the till

Uhhhh... he's a Tory.

Man, I just love it when an MP wrecks himself rath...

2006-12-21T07:40:00.000Z

Man, I just love it when an MP wrecks himself rather than the rest of us! Given the judgement he's shown, who the hell but a roadkilled badger would vote for this twat ever again?

Lembit, dear, if you're reading this, why do you think she seems to find you attractive? Could it be your chiselled profile or your dashing mien? Your stylish dress-sense or scintillating conversation?

Be careful of those antibiotics the GUM clinic will prescribe for your urethritis. They're very powerful and will probably destroy your gut flora; you might even end up being poisoned by Clostridium difficile. Just a word to the unwise.

P. S. How old is her dad?

If you'd ever seen the rest of the girls in Romani...

2006-12-21T07:14:00.000Z

If you'd ever seen the rest of the girls in Romania, you'll understand why the Cheeky Girls had to come to Britain. They couldn't even get work in the Drug Addled Street Walker business over there.

The Cheeky Girls seem to have been around the Lib ...

2006-12-21T00:58:00.000Z

The Cheeky Girls seem to have been around the Lib Dem circuit..someone called "Ben for Bromley" got a handful, see pick

http://www.ben4bromley.org.uk/photos/24.html?PHPSESSID=e454df258cb9c2b899507a67bdfeedee

(A very nice cheeky pic, you buy pick Meester? Good poses, all legal)

ps who is "Ben for Bromley"?

World awaits Three other Horsemen of the Apocalyps...

2006-12-21T00:40:00.000Z

World awaits Three other Horsemen of the Apocalypse
"The Vatican confirmed, late Sunday night, that scholars are searching the ancient texts for clues as to where and when the three remaining horsemen of the apocalypse might appear after it was confirmed that Take That have returned to the top spot of the UK charts." The Spine
http://www.the-spine.com/archives/431

NOW the lembit cheeky conjunction of horror? I'm worried.

The cheeky girls are actually Estonian, born in Ro...

2006-12-21T00:25:00.000Z

The cheeky girls are actually Estonian, born in Romania however.

LO is of course of Estonian parentage - so they do have something in common.

The Cheeky girls are of course hopelessly broke, their management company is bankrupt adn they owe tax, national insurance, for which they are being chased.

Maybe Chris "what a total and utter cunt" Bryant h...

2006-12-21T00:20:00.000Z

Maybe Chris "what a total and utter cunt" Bryant has stopped pillow biting and is shagging the other one. He could pay her fees with his legal winnings from spanking the Gruniad for printing his spoof conference diary illustrating his cuntness

Yeah buy Sion "fucking ugly cunt and 70's barnet" ...

2006-12-21T00:07:00.000Z

Yeah buy Sion "fucking ugly cunt and 70's barnet" Simon couldn't afford one of the girls on his meagre parlimentary income other than for a quick handjob in the bogs for 50.
Maybe the other one is in a bi-S&M relationship with that ugly bitch and god botherer Ruth Kelly. They'd both be a strappin on the cilices and feeling the pain.
Limpdick O'Prick might be a total wanker but at least he's not picking the sweetcorns out of his teeth after being seen to by some rent boy Oaten style

Now Limpdick O'Prik the gargoyle impersonator has ...

2006-12-20T23:58:00.000Z

Now Limpdick O'Prik the gargoyle impersonator has obtained a visa for one cheeky girl is there any truth in the rumour that Sion "ugly cunt" Simon is sorting out the other twin or is "ugly cunt" a step too far even for a desperate Romanian asylum seeker?

Yeah but Anonymous 11.42, did Limpdick offer the I...

2006-12-20T23:53:00.000Z

Yeah but Anonymous 11.42, did Limpdick offer the Immigration minister a discount with one of his ho's. Perhaps an overnighter for a grand rather than the usual 2

Consider the following statements from a Lib Dem s...

2006-12-20T23:42:00.000Z

Consider the following statements from a Lib Dem spokesman-

1 - Mr Opik mentioned the matter to Immigration minister Liam Byrne when they met in a corridor, reiterating that he knew the women in a personal capacity, the spokesman added

2 - But he had shown "total propriety" and had not lobbied on their behalf, a Liberal Democrat spokesman said

3 - "At no stage did he lobby anybody on this matter. He simply referred the issue through the relevant and proper channels."

So mentioning the matter to the immigratiom minister when they met in a corridor counts as the relevant and proper channels, and does not count as lobbying on their behalf.

Lady Idle assures me that the shy retiring redhead...

2006-12-20T23:39:00.000Z

Lady Idle assures me that the shy retiring redhead is wearing the shreddies the right way round.

I suggested that they might be the type of underwear that goes back to front as well, for extra longevity between washes, just like us chaps turn the boxer inside out for that extra week of wear, but the look she gave me was haunting, and answer came there none....