Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Any Answers Dave?

Rereading this whole thread after 24hours is like ...

2006-12-20T17:38:00.000Z

Rereading this whole thread after 24hours is like an experience from Soviet History: The great Hitch/Jhl war has all but gone. Next time I look I can believe Stalins Gran will be playing tiddlywinks with Lenin.

Is this really necessary guido?

If Blair is John the Baptist I can't wait for Brow...

2006-12-20T12:30:00.000Z

If Blair is John the Baptist I can't wait for Brown's public humiliation and crucifixion.

Lets just hope the bastard doesn't come back from the dead.

If Blair is John the Baptist I can't wait for Brow...

2006-12-20T10:20:00.000Z

If Blair is John the Baptist I can't wait for Brown's public humiliation and crucifixion.

Front row seats for that methinks.

Are we about to get a confession from Ed ?http://w...

2006-12-20T10:17:00.000Z

Are we about to get a confession from Ed ?

http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=39359&st=60&gopid=511675&

Bhownagree said... Yes, he (Gordon) is the Messiah...

2006-12-20T09:55:00.000Z

Bhownagree said...

Yes, he (Gordon) is the Messiah, and Tony Blair is his John...

can't argue with that ;-)

Also wasn't the Messiah, publicly crucified, dead and buried? Soon to be the unelectable one's fate, no doubt.

The spat between patprimer and Thunderbird900 is p...

2006-12-20T09:04:00.000Z

The spat between patprimer and Thunderbird900 is presently in full spate over on HousePriceCrash. One has to register to get on that forum, but it might be worth trying another Miliblog-style blitz. Give the arrogant little shit something to put in his Xmas pudding.

axemurders are usIf dining at The Ivy, I recommend...

2006-12-20T08:43:00.000Z

axemurders are us

If dining at The Ivy, I recommend for display on the table a Walther PPK - slightly more refined.

bhownaggree - welcome back my good fellow, been vi...

2006-12-20T08:40:00.000Z

bhownaggree - welcome back my good fellow, been visiting family in Brussels?

Your Brown eulogy has got the natives going. Re Brown as model of probity. How would you describe a person who benefits from immoral earnings? If interested in learning more spend a little time on researching the activities of Joska Bourgeois, a fellow Belgian and Jaguar dealer. I would be happy to connect the dots between this lady, shagging, breaking exchange controls,Orion Trust,Dorchester Hotels, take-away pizzas, Stella Artois, Offshore trust and our sanctimonious Chancellor.
In any event Joyeux Noel.

Any Answers is usually on Saturday afternoon on R4...

2006-12-20T08:30:00.000Z

Any Answers is usually on Saturday afternoon on R4 at 2pm!

patprimer74 - what significance does this handle h...

2006-12-20T08:20:00.000Z

patprimer74 - what significance does this handle have for Edward Michael Balls - "Teddy Balls" - one time member of Oxford University Conservative Association and OB of Nottingham High School like Ken Clarke and Geoff Hoon - though they were Direct-Grant boys ?

I just don't understand 'PatPrimer' from the Inarticulate One

Is this a spin-off of Guidos Ferret Watch ? Very e...

2006-12-20T08:17:00.000Z

Is this a spin-off of Guidos Ferret Watch ? Very entertaining.

"See Ed Balls caught posting here under the name p...

2006-12-20T07:56:00.000Z

"See Ed Balls caught posting here under the name patprimer74:"

http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=39359&st=30

Well worth a gander. Shows NuLab arrogance in all its glory. Glad to see others on the forum call him a cocky little git and threaten physical violence.

There should be more physical violence, I feel. It would prevent all this disrespect you get these days. Just imagine what the service in a restaurant would be like if you laid a .357 Magnum on the tablecloth, in full view of the waiters, at the start of your meal.

To:Dave'll Fix ItDear Dave,my white-haired old gra...

2006-12-20T02:53:00.000Z

To:
Dave'll Fix It

Dear Dave,
my white-haired old grandmother who went through the trenches in WWI and manned a flotilla at Dunkirk, did the Okey-Cokey with Princesses Michael and Sarah, and still found time to bear several children and grandchildren, as well as working a daily shift for the Samaritans and holding down a day job as HR Manager at Morgan Grenfell, well, she has MRI and RAC as well as chronic dyslexia, and it's really bad this time, we think she might not make it to her 107th birthday, on which she was planning to go up Kilimanjaro in a balloon and walk down to save energy for the Still Unnamed Planet and sponsor sick kiddies of the Holdhands and WishuponaSquirrel Foundation of the Maldives and Cayman Islands. But her dying wish, Dave, is that you should call her, so she can hear your lovely voice ('just like that boy who played the last Tarzan but one, what was 'is name, the little lamb') and breathe into the receiver her final benediction, and one last pitiful request:

'So Dave, please, do do tell me, who ARE Tamares Investments who gave you so much money in mid-2005 - or at least, the stuff you declared in the parliamentary register

http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm/cmregmem/051214/memi06.htm

Are they really Las Vegas Casino owners and New York real estate investors? The ones who want to Keep America Beautiful, Gaw bless 'em, and who own several properties in the City of London?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamares_Real_Estate_Investments

www.tamares.com

www.ashfords.co.uk/commercial_property_track_record.asp

findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m3601/is_31_50/ai_114702478

Dave, are you really sure they're good boys to play with? Don't let them string you along, the way that other casino boss and real estate bloke did nice Mr Prescott. Some of these boys, they're so ROUGH!!! And they don't understand our proud British Way of Life, not like you do.

And so saying, my dear old granny suddenly found she was chewing a bit of Polonium 210 sent from CCHQ 'with fondest love from Santa Maude'.

Peter Hitchens, if your ma is a millionairess, why...

2006-12-20T01:16:00.000Z

Peter Hitchens, if your ma is a millionairess, why did you go to prison?

Perhaps because she kept her Millions and foolishly omitted to bung a generous loan in the direction of the Labour Party coffers.
Blownagree you wear your learning heavily , in fact you wear it rather like a show dancers sequinned leotard…which works for me .I accept the dangerous beauty of the glittering harlequin Broon but resist the mesmeric liquidity of his depthless gaze by reminding myself he is Socialist I recommend this handy cure to you and the ruddy cheeked yeomen of the country who , thus armed , will pitchfork his ambitions into the pond. An early election may be prompted by boundary changes and if it could be held at night with torches and burning effigies . Our taste for theatre will be sated.

After all “..nought was ever done unless at some time it was begun” ….(or something)"Nihil radicibus sparget "

Peter Hitchens "something to do with heating"He ha...

2006-12-20T00:51:00.000Z

Peter Hitchens
"something to do with heating"
He hath worked in mysterious ways, we must strive to understand his message of "heating"

Yes, he is the Messiah, and Tony Blair is his John...

2006-12-20T00:47:00.000Z

Yes, he is the Messiah, and Tony Blair is his John the Baptist, whose head is about to be sliced off and paraded on a plate!

Yeah right, Well historically, after all the messianic crap, we got the sacking of the NuLab temple and 400 years of good solid (Tory) rule. Between times I believe the tribe all cut their own throats on top of a hill. May I recommend Hampstead Hill as a suitable location for the maximum TV exposure to Hoon, Reid, Harman, Miliband etc

Hail Gordon! He has brought peace on this blog!

2006-12-20T00:45:00.000Z

Hail Gordon! He has brought peace on this blog!

"each year the Treasury is the recipient of a host...

2006-12-20T00:35:00.000Z

"each year the Treasury is the recipient of a host of generous bequests! Daily, envelopes arrive bearing donations from all walks of life: the millionaire's cheque, the widow's mite. The money is received with a rueful smile and wisely apportioned for the best possible public good."

Hallelujah! Polly was right, Gordon IS the messiah! - I like this bhownagree a lot more than the other one ;-)

bhownagree I've had a damascene conversion; why di...

2006-12-20T00:33:00.000Z

bhownagree I've had a damascene conversion; why did I persecute Gordon? Why did we all persecute Gordon? Your words of wisdom have shamed me young man.

Peter Hitchens, if your ma is a millionairess, why...

2006-12-20T00:16:00.001Z

Peter Hitchens, if your ma is a millionairess, why did you go to prison? Stealing a policeman's helmet on boat race night?

Go easy on poor Gordon. With Assnt Commissioner Ya...

2006-12-20T00:16:00.000Z

Go easy on poor Gordon. With Assnt Commissioner Yates now firmly on his case the poor baby just can't stop himself from crapping his nappy. He's made a terrible mess of the rocking-horse.

Thank God it's the Xmas hols!!

Mr BhownagreeI "get" you (+:Gordon is a star, he s...

2006-12-20T00:05:00.000Z

Mr Bhownagree
I "get" you (+:
Gordon is a star, he sent my millionairess Ma £200 a few weeks ago
Dont think Im joking he really did, something to do with "heating"
She dosesnt need it, she didn't ask for it ,but there it was £200!

Bhownagree said... Yes, he (Gordon) is the Messiah...

2006-12-19T23:57:00.000Z

Bhownagree said...
Yes, he (Gordon) is the Messiah, and Tony Blair is his John the Baptist, whose head is about to be sliced off and paraded on a plate!

Au contraire, it is Gordon whose head is going to be served up on a platter as we shall discover quite soon in the New Year when he sees his leadership ambitions torn asunder and stamped underfoot.

It's going to be delicious to watch my dears!

See Ed Balls caught posting here under the name pa...

2006-12-19T23:53:00.000Z

See Ed Balls caught posting here under the name patprimer74:

http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=39359&st=30

Anonymong 11:30Au contraire. Gordon Brown is the M...

2006-12-19T23:43:00.000Z

Anonymong 11:30

Au contraire. Gordon Brown is the Messiah. An effulgent brilliance bathes his person, a radiance too bright for mortal eyes. He is a genius: he is Shakespeare, Mozart, da Vinci, Einstein, rolled into one; but surpassing them in all respects, notably his deep-seated humanity and his astounding grasp of macroeconomics. This last talent has propelled our beloved country into the starry firmament of prosperity and ease. All here are happy and smiling! Our beloved Chancellor works tirelessly while we, his children, sleep. The taxes in Britain are minimal: there is a widespread urge to pay more, and each year the Treasury is the recipient of a host of generous bequests! Daily, envelopes arrive bearing donations from all walks of life: the millionaire's cheque, the widow's mite. The money is received with a rueful smile and wisely apportioned for the best possible public good.

Yes, he is the Messiah, and Tony Blair is his John the Baptist, whose head is about to be sliced off and paraded on a plate!