Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Ferret Watch : Brownites V Blairites

What's with this "formal relationship" and Brown?...

2006-12-19T11:12:00.000Z

What's with this "formal relationship" and Brown? Are we to take it that unless Gordo is stuffed into a monkey suit, he is not formally linked to anything? Is our Iron Chancellor an Imaginary Chancellor?

Is Pollyanna Toynbee on prozac? They must be munch...

2006-12-18T17:47:00.000Z

Is Pollyanna Toynbee on prozac? They must be munching them like smarties under in the Sith Chancellery Bunker

what crisis said?.......and let's not forget those...

2006-12-18T17:16:00.000Z

what crisis said?....

...and let's not forget those responsible - yes, OK, I admit, Dan Quayle for the Internet, but the rest is really NuLab's - fr'instance where would that be without Tony "Lord Archer's Shade" B's greatest achievement - 802.11n standard WiFi, might I ask?

"Let's get one thing clear. This is the golden age...

2006-12-18T16:00:00.000Z

"Let's get one thing clear. This is the golden age - so far. There has never been a better time to be alive in Britain than today, no generation more blessed, never such opportunity for so many. And things are getting better all the time, horizons widening, education spreading, everyone living longer, healthier, safer lives. Unimaginable luxuries and choices are now standard - mobile phones sending pictures everywhere, accessing the universe on the internet and iPods with all the world's music in your ear."
Pollyanna

Brown's shitting himself. He thought this would se...

2006-12-18T15:38:00.000Z

Brown's shitting himself. He thought this would see Blair off early leaving the door open for him but now he could go with him.

No wonder the rats are leaving the ship.

Has anyone else noticed the similarity between Mag...

2006-12-18T15:35:00.000Z

Has anyone else noticed the similarity between Magda Goebbels in the movie Downfall and Princess of Brownite's hearts Polly Toynbee?

Epigrammes of 1651by Johne TaylorWords are but win...

2006-12-18T14:32:00.000Z

Epigrammes of 1651
by Johne Taylor

Words are but wind that do from men proceed;
None but Chameleons on baire Air can fede;
Greate men large hopeful promises may utter;
But words did never Fish or Parsnips butter.

Yates IT forensic team have a few bankers on file ...

2006-12-18T14:27:00.001Z

Yates IT forensic team have a few bankers on file and are playing Tone and mates like a tarpon. Cutting a bit of slack here there secure in the knowledge that they hold the cards. Brown trying to distance himself from crash to avoid collateral damage except some bastards have commenced a pincer movement via Sith/Cohen. Your'e fucked the lot of you. No one more so than J Pole Esq while his boss, Blair,deranged and deluded, will have to be put down in Jan.

Chris Paul, with a bumstretching Google PageRank o...

2006-12-18T14:27:00.000Z

Chris Paul, with a bumstretching Google PageRank of 0, says it all.

Dail Mail didn't attribute the comments to Levy:"M...

2006-12-18T14:24:00.000Z

Dail Mail didn't attribute the comments to Levy:
"Mr Blair's allies responded by claiming the Prime Minister believed Mr Brown had 'fanned the flames' of the row over party funding to bring down his Downing Street neighbour. "It is outrageous for Brown to play the innocent,' said one. "No one demanded more money than him - and he knew where it was coming from."http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=423159&in_page_id=1770

chris paul the serial entrepreneur socialistWhat's...

2006-12-18T14:09:00.000Z

chris paul the serial entrepreneur socialist
What's up Chris, all your enterprises keep failing when the govt grants dry up?

Did Levy say that or have the Mirror got it wrong?...

2006-12-18T14:08:00.000Z

Did Levy say that or have the Mirror got it wrong?

Daily Mirror http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_headl...

2006-12-18T14:02:00.000Z

Daily Mirror
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_headline=who-did-the-dirty-on-blair---brown--&method=full&objectid=18279649&siteid=94762-name_page.html

"But Labour chief fund-raiser Lord Levy was yesterday said to have blamed Mr Brown for fanning the row to speed up Mr Blair's removal.

He added: "It is outrageous for Brown to play the innocent. No one demanded more money than him, and he knew where it was coming from."

Chris P's site must be one of the most boring in i...

2006-12-18T13:57:00.000Z

Chris P's site must be one of the most boring in internet history!

Chris Paul - you site is excellent - an excellent ...

2006-12-18T13:47:00.000Z

Chris Paul - you site is excellent - an excellent own goal at any rate - Iain and Guido must be delighted with the additional publicity.

"the dildo merchants who pay to advertise on this ...

2006-12-18T13:38:00.000Z

"the dildo merchants who pay to advertise on this website"

peter hitchens, you are mistaken. Ihave not yet seen any adverts here for the new 'tossers within tossed-out' Cameron Conservative party on this site!

Some riposte Chris.....and annony...yus, its almos...

2006-12-18T13:14:00.000Z

Some riposte Chris.....and annony...yus, its almost impossible to remove an email...unless you use the top Government techys to do it...now if that happens...its a case of removing evidence, perjury, abuse of Government property as well the origional stuff....whooohppeeee

Some riposte Chris.....

2006-12-18T13:12:00.000Z

Some riposte Chris.....

it'd be a funny IT setup where emails weren't remo...

2006-12-18T13:03:00.000Z

it'd be a funny IT setup where emails weren't remotely backed-up on a night both for the sender and the recipient.

Anyone banking on email having been destroyed could be in for a bit of an eye-opener.

I have posted my riposte here. You may need to che...

2006-12-18T12:58:00.000Z

I have posted my riposte here. You may need to check here to understand the reference to Grope-It stuff here. Toodle pip!

Peter, I've looked long and hard for any dildo ads...

2006-12-18T12:55:00.000Z

Peter, I've looked long and hard for any dildo ads on Guido's site and despite some promising pictures of attractive women, I've not found any. Can you help?

On a more serious note, I just can't believe how stupid these Labour spivs are. Is it really possible that they've destroyed documents and in the process converted accusations carrying an maximum penalty of 10 years, into those with a tarrif of life imprisionment?

If true it suggests they either think they can get away with anything or love their leader so much they're prepared to lay their life down for him (almost literatlly). Was it Hazel Blears who said she'd jump in front of a bus for Tony?

I'm beginning to think that Blair's going to escape charges unless Levy or somebody from his private office fingers him. With loyalty like this around him, he's still got a few cards left.

Still not sure why the ferrets... besides not eati...

2006-12-18T12:51:00.000Z

Still not sure why the ferrets... besides not eating themselves, the are quite companionable to each other, except for females with young pups....not sure if Sherry B counts as that now now?

Mr DizzyI meant that the dildo merchants who pay t...

2006-12-18T12:36:00.001Z

Mr Dizzy
I meant that the dildo merchants who pay to advertise on this website do so in the knowledge that people will view their wares, some of whom will make a purchase.
No doubt lembit Opik has a loyalty card with Anne summers and Francis Maude orders all his Christmas presents from people who advertise on this site.
George "Homunculus" Osbourne likes to look at the semi naked M&S lady as he and Cammers eat their tuck (whilst David Davis sits in his office sharpening a big fuck off knife and dreams of future glory)

It is obvious that if HeebeeGeeBeee is going to ma...

2006-12-18T12:36:00.000Z

It is obvious that if HeebeeGeeBeee is going to make any headway with the media (and silence the doubters re: his orientation) he is going to have to at least shag a Sugarbabe in the next three months.

Meanwhile, back at BBCWails, a plaintive cry from the ladies' loo:

"Don't know why...
There's no asteroids in the sky...
Stormeee weather.....
With the man medical science re-put together.

Though my warm front's...
Come across for that big Cunt....
For a vast time.
He's been like lightening between the sheets...
For the absolute last time...it Seems he couldn't fit me in...
For me to fit him in...
at any ti-hime.....

The Welsh will give him a rollocking...
For preferring a Balkan bollocking To their pet weather-girl. . .
It's almost as bad as if that Sarah Teather girl...
Had given him his head
before leaving him for dead..
Behind the speakers chair
In Mark Oaten's underwhere..

Oh shit my metre's running!

Who's to chose...between Lembit and Simon Hughes...
As likely leader..
The party's in the poos...
As all can see dear?
I never thought my self a likely Minger....
Or follower of tha drunk who was so ginger...

Cheeky boy. . . Treated me like a sex toy..
He's a lush....No beatin' round the bush...

He gave me pain again...Forgot my name again...
There's nuttin Romanian here 4 me!!

Gordie's interest in rocking horses is all in the ...

2006-12-18T12:33:00.000Z

Gordie's interest in rocking horses is all in the past. He's married now remember.