Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: A Candle in the Wind

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/615789...

2006-11-29T20:31:00.000Z

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/6157891.stm

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"Dont let your son go down on me",Elton always san...

2006-11-29T20:21:00.000Z

"Dont let your son go down on me",

Elton always sang

I am convinced Cameron will be in merger talks wit...

2006-11-29T19:16:00.000Z

I am convinced Cameron will be in merger talks with Labour : voyager

I think I've found the perfect quote.

People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public, or in some contrivance to raise prices.
George Adam Smith

in hock to the Co-Op, because they arrange cheap ...

2006-11-29T18:01:00.000Z

in hock to the Co-Op, because they arrange cheap funerals, don't they?

Cheap ? I don't know.............they are simply one of the very biggest funeral operators, and btw farmers, in this country. Then again I am convinced Cameron will be in merger talks with Labour - isn't it usual for two mangy dogs to mate ? At least in the corporate world it happens that way..............

A fair solution to the Labour Party's financial ba...

2006-11-29T17:42:00.000Z

A fair solution to the Labour Party's financial bankrptcy (the moral bankruptcy is insoluble) would be for each Labour MP to pledge a mere £100,000 to the Party funds, for the privilage of staying on the gravy train.
Ian

Sorry. For http://thejabberwock.blogspot.com read...

2006-11-29T16:56:00.000Z

Sorry. For http://thejabberwock.blogspot.com read http://thejabberwock.wordpress.com

Can some kind soul please post a link to Catesby's...

2006-11-29T16:54:00.000Z

Can some kind soul please post a link to Catesby's blog?

I loved the various NuLab renderings of "The Red Flag", not to mention javelin's excellent mick-take on "Candle in the Wind" - perhaps someone might suggest it to Bremner, Bird and Fortune.

One down, two to go...

2006-11-29T16:26:00.000Z

One down, two to go...

Catesby EsqI listened to your oration and I distin...

2006-11-29T16:25:00.000Z

Catesby Esq

I listened to your oration and I distinctly saw a full quiver of the lower lip concommitant with the tear(s) of grief rolling down your puffy cheeks. I gulped you gulped we all gulped at this terrible news.

Yours etc

Dr Crackers In Mourning Not

'I like CatesbyYour obedient servant etcG E

2006-11-29T16:20:00.000Z

'
I like Catesby

Your obedient servant etc

G E

Thank you nic drewI now have the image of elton jo...

2006-11-29T15:26:00.000Z

Thank you nic drew
I now have the image of elton john sweatily going down on an organ seared into my mind.
I bet Gordon brownhat would love that

Forgot this one ...New Labour's books are deepest ...

2006-11-29T15:20:00.000Z

Forgot this one ...

New Labour's books are deepest red,
It shrouded oft their lender's bread,
And ere their loans grew stiff and bold,
Their money dyed ermines ev'ry fold.

Then not raise the standards high.
Within its shade we'll duck and dive,
Though policemen flinch and bloggers sneer,
We'll keep the truth from flying here.

Respec to Javelin.Catesby wrote: Sir Elton John wi...

2006-11-29T15:19:00.000Z

Respec to Javelin.

Catesby wrote: Sir Elton John will be performing "Red Flag" ...

Elton shuffles to the front, approaches organ, goes down sweatily (on microphone) ...

The People’s Party’s in the red
Our funds are gone, our donors fled.
If selling dukedoms can’t be done,
We’re in the shit now, everyone.

Then raise a tax to clear our debt,
Within a month they’ll all forget.
Though bloggers rage and voters curse,
We’ll commandeer the public purse

"Like a candle in the wind" - unreliable(gag court...

2006-11-29T15:04:00.000Z

"Like a candle in the wind" - unreliable

(gag courtesy of Garth Merengy)

'Swift Vets for Truth' was true. That's Kerrys (m...

2006-11-29T15:02:00.000Z

'Swift Vets for Truth' was true. That's Kerrys (most unpopular politician in the US) problem.

Name another political candidate with his picture in the NVA museum?

Catesby rocks.

2006-11-29T13:59:00.000Z

Catesby rocks.

javelin - could still be in time for the christmas...

2006-11-29T13:46:00.000Z

javelin - could still be in time for the christmas number one - fab.

Are you the "real" Bryan Appleyard,or are you an i...

2006-11-29T13:42:00.001Z

Are you the "real" Bryan Appleyard,
or are you an impostor?

Goodbye Tony BliarThough I never knew you at allYo...

2006-11-29T13:42:00.000Z

Goodbye Tony Bliar
Though I never knew you at all
You had the front to prostitute yourself
While those around you fawned
They crawled out of the woodwork
And you whispered in their brain
You put the Party on a treadmill
And you made it change its name

And it seems to me you ran your Party
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing which lie to cling to
When the truth set in
And I would not have liked to have known you
Because you even lie to kids
Your integrity burned out long before
Your mandate ever did

Loneliness was profitable
The easiest role you ever played
The electorate created a egomaniac
And money was the price you got paid
Even when you were arrested
Oh the bloggers still hounded you
All the websites had to say
Was that Tony lied and lied until his face went blue

Goodbye Tony Blair
From the young man to a liar
Who sees you as something as less than honest
More than just our Tony Bliar

Anon 12.11pmI've think Dave may have inadvertantly...

2006-11-29T13:24:00.001Z

Anon 12.11pm

I've think Dave may have inadvertantly posted as comment an early draft of the new party manifesto. Like very much the concept of the sponsored links - great fundraising tool.

SOS............Save Our SeatsSOS............Clare ...

2006-11-29T13:24:00.000Z

SOS............
Save Our Seats
SOS............

Clare Short to the rescue.

Check out this leather doris on a Labour whip's we...

2006-11-29T13:08:00.000Z

Check out this leather doris on a Labour whip's website. Just wait until the wimmin get hold of him...

http://beehive.thisisscunthorpe.co.uk/default.asp?WCI=SiteHome&ID=3587&PageID=33314

Comrades,Surely you must have noticed that the par...

2006-11-29T13:04:00.000Z

Comrades,
Surely you must have noticed that the party is being run like the country's economy. There's enough money in the pockets of the middle classes for both; it just needs redistribution.

Crackers Cracknell has lost his bus fare in a West...

2006-11-29T12:58:00.000Z

Crackers Cracknell has lost his bus fare in a West End bar. Can the Labour Party spare a few quid so he can get home to see his dear old mum?

I like Catesby, makes a refreshing change from all...

2006-11-29T12:46:00.000Z

I like Catesby, makes a refreshing change from all that teenage testosterone totty twaddle from Guido.