Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Friday Caption Contest (Transatlantic Edition)

If I win the compo can I get a T-Shirt without the...

2006-11-27T23:20:00.000Z

If I win the compo can I get a T-Shirt without the picture of the silly twat on front?

"Birds of a feather...."

2006-11-27T18:06:00.000Z

"Birds of a feather...."

Remittance,Think you should be familiar with the t...

2006-11-27T14:05:00.000Z

Remittance,

Think you should be familiar with the traditions of the Friday Caption Contest.

* The first rule of the Friday Caption Contest is that only 10% of the entries border on funny.

* Second rule is that there is always a complaint from someone that it isn't funny (cf Brian Appleyard - never knowingly funny himself). Which is funny in itself.

* There are always complaints about "prizes".

So Master Fawkes disappears overseas without revea...

2006-11-27T07:30:00.000Z

So Master Fawkes disappears overseas without revealing the winner?

Bad form, old chap.

- lovely pair you've got! - thanks, Cherie!

2006-11-26T22:22:00.000Z

- lovely pair you've got!
- thanks, Cherie!

Ugly bird: "Are those T shirts below this picture ...

2006-11-26T19:12:00.000Z

Ugly bird: "Are those T shirts below this picture PRIZES for winners of the weekly caption comps?"

Sad club-circuit impersonator: "No, lass. Guido is tighter than a Liverpool slapper after three Baileys-and-Red-Bulls".

Booth: Do you know I ain't nothing but a hound do...

2006-11-26T16:31:00.000Z

Booth: Do you know I ain't nothing but a hound dog?

Presley: Yes, you are a bit minging.

I thought Mutleythedog was funnier

2006-11-26T15:26:00.000Z

I thought Mutleythedog was funnier

Guido - I really think stroppycow deserves a tshir...

2006-11-26T11:23:00.000Z

Guido - I really think stroppycow deserves a tshirt for that effort !!!

Superb !!

Prescott prepares for the inevitable.

2006-11-26T10:12:00.000Z

Prescott prepares for the inevitable.

Cherie: Here's £20, now show me the photo of Gordo...

2006-11-26T10:00:00.000Z

Cherie: Here's £20, now show me the photo of Gordon on a rocking horse.

Elvis: It's proof that I'm not the only overweight middle aged man who wears a nappy but the photo will cost you a lot more than that you tight arsed bitch.

Cherie: "Can you sign this for me? - It's a list ...

2006-11-25T22:36:00.000Z

Cherie: "Can you sign this for me? - It's a list of all Tony's achievements since 1997"

Elvis: "Fuck me Ma'm what's on the other side?".

Cherie: "C'mon luvvie, this is my final offer - Gr...

2006-11-25T21:22:00.000Z

Cherie: "C'mon luvvie, this is my final offer - Gracelands, two weeks next August, self catering and not a word to Sir Cliff - his place is SO last year".

Elton - It's nice of you to flash your nipple, but...

2006-11-25T20:25:00.000Z

Elton - It's nice of you to flash your nipple, but I'm afraid I don't swing that way...

Cherie (for it is she): "Do you know "Walk like (y...

2006-11-25T20:07:00.000Z

Cherie (for it is she): "Do you know "Walk like (you've had) a Brazilian?"

Elvis (not smelling too good): "Sure me dear, though it's better known (in the trade, as they say) as the Mandelson Wedding March, luv"

Especially that Welshman Brian Ape Llyard who's no...

2006-11-25T19:11:00.000Z

Especially that Welshman Brian Ape Llyard who's not even interesting.

Cherie: They're very prolific on Guido but not act...

2006-11-25T19:04:00.000Z

Cherie: They're very prolific on Guido but not actually funny.

Jus wa...anna bareYour Tony B.Get that bastard goo...

2006-11-25T17:20:00.000Z

Jus wa...anna bare

Your Tony B.

Get that bastard good and fair

And put him across my knee.

And steal his massage

from Carol C!!!

Hello Guido - you're looking well!!

2006-11-25T15:25:00.000Z

Hello Guido - you're looking well!!

Cherie:Here's me femidom, will you fit it.Elvis im...

2006-11-25T15:19:00.000Z

Cherie:
Here's me femidom, will you fit it.
Elvis impersonator:
I'm not that desparate.

Cherie: "Guido, I recognise you behind those specs...

2006-11-25T13:18:00.000Z

Cherie: "Guido, I recognise you behind those specs! Here's a letter from your pal Recess Monkey asking that you apologise for accusing him of censorship when you have done exactly the same thing yourself (on more than one occassion). Most lately with the "What did you do last Friday?" post".

Guido (continues singing): "Sorry seems to be the hardest word"

elvis impersonator: are you lonesome tonight? che...

2006-11-25T12:55:00.000Z

elvis impersonator: are you lonesome tonight?

cherie: i wouldn't sleep with you for one month's mortgage payment.

"Can you sign this copy of your death certificate ...

2006-11-25T11:52:00.000Z

"Can you sign this copy of your death certificate so I can auction it to top up the parties funds?"

Oh look, someone thinks that they are an important...

2006-11-25T10:09:00.000Z

Oh look, someone thinks that they are an important and influential celebrity.

The other one is an Elvis impersonator.

"Independent Counsel? The British Attorney General...

2006-11-25T10:06:00.000Z

"Independent Counsel? The British Attorney General and 'Cash for Honours'" this is from the Jurist. It gives some of the legal background of the position of the Attorney General (Goldsmith) and the Cash for Honours prosecution / decision. It's been discussed before in this blog but for your records, here's the link.