Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Friday Caption Contest

Is the guy at the back Milliband?

2006-11-23T11:51:00.000Z

Is the guy at the back Milliband?

Comely brunette:"If I hold the old gentleman uprig...

2006-11-20T18:17:00.000Z

Comely brunette:

"If I hold the old gentleman upright, you open the door, and we can get him into his wife's car. "

Comely blonde: "OK, Charlotte. It is just too sweet of her to drive him home don't you think...."

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your names are all here http://www.cuca.org.uk/ind...

2006-11-20T15:25:00.000Z

your names are all here http://www.cuca.org.uk/index.php?c=piccuca

I think her name is Emma...

2006-11-20T14:59:00.000Z

I think her name is Emma...

"I recognise the blonde girl from the Totty Report...

2006-11-20T14:29:00.000Z

"I recognise the blonde girl from the Totty Report except this time she seems to be wearing a different dress. Must have been one hell of a night..."

And in the Totty Report she has been given a pearl necklace...

Yes her name is Ms. L. Aymequick.Tel 0709 201 2337...

2006-11-20T13:06:00.000Z

Yes her name is Ms. L. Aymequick.

Tel 0709 201 2337

i think the one on the left is really rather attra...

2006-11-20T12:44:00.000Z

i think the one on the left is really rather attractive. anyone got her name and number?

"There maybe trouble ahead, but while there's moon...

2006-11-20T12:39:00.000Z

"There maybe trouble ahead, but while there's moonlight, and song and romance, let's get hold of Guido, and dance...."

You lucky chap. Verrry nice indeed.

"Honestly Mavis, are there no lengths to which som...

2006-11-19T13:39:00.000Z

"Honestly Mavis, are there no lengths to which some people will go to fuck up Blair's I.D. Card scheme?".

More pictures from your party? I recognise the bl...

2006-11-18T20:05:00.000Z

More pictures from your party? I recognise the blonde girl from the Totty Report except this time she seems to be wearing a different dress. Must have been one hell of a night...

I'll play Gordon and you can be Blears and you can...

2006-11-18T18:53:00.000Z

I'll play Gordon and you can be Blears and you can be Hodge...I have fucking strange sexual fantasies...should be a Lib Dum.

Either one of those two would make for a pleasant hour or two after a quick rhohypnol martini...

Nobody will read this but I will post anyway"Iain ...

2006-11-18T15:15:00.000Z

Nobody will read this but I will post anyway

"Iain dale sees the light"

"Wow we are the best looking Tories in here..."

2006-11-18T12:06:00.000Z

"Wow we are the best looking Tories in here..."

Blonde: This photo isn't very good.Brunette: Its b...

2006-11-18T11:54:00.000Z

Blonde: This photo isn't very good.
Brunette: Its better than a picture of an empty football ground.

Guests and survivors of "The Chemical Peel Disaste...

2006-11-18T10:01:00.000Z

Guests and survivors of "The Chemical Peel Disaster Fund" pose for the cameras.

Blonde "This place is full of faceless bureaucrats...

2006-11-18T09:32:00.000Z

Blonde "This place is full of faceless bureaucrats........"

Brunette "Yeah, I just snogged the face off one"

I have'nt got the £1million actually about my pers...

2006-11-18T08:53:00.000Z

I have'nt got the £1million actually about my person, Tone, me old shag, but wot if I let matey Prescott take these 2 beauties upstairs for 20 minutes to do his "dog at hot chips" party trick? Baronet?

Ton Up?

Lord LucanDo you want to take up Inspector Yates's...

2006-11-18T08:20:00.000Z

Lord Lucan

Do you want to take up Inspector Yates's offer of free meals at Subury Open P Restaurant

Squint.............isn't that Borat ?

2006-11-18T07:35:00.000Z

Squint.............isn't that Borat ?

Mr Fawkes and friends at their audition for "I'm a...

2006-11-18T02:34:00.000Z

Mr Fawkes and friends at their audition for "I'm a Celebrity Tory A-Lister - Get Me Out Of Here"

Mark Oaten (behind camera): oh sorry, got somethin...

2006-11-17T23:53:00.000Z

Mark Oaten (behind camera): oh sorry, got something on the lense...

Reg Varney said "they wanted to let... Laura Spenc...

2006-11-17T22:58:00.000Z

Reg Varney said "they wanted to let... Laura Spence come here.

Guido: That was Oxford."

You do realise she is now a Cambridge medic, don't you...

Blonde: I think your site is great. It is actually...

2006-11-17T20:34:00.000Z

Blonde: I think your site is great. It is actually entertaining.

Brunette: Yes, much more insidery than Boris Johnson.

Brunette: He told me he is going to bring down the...

2006-11-17T20:19:00.000Z

Brunette: He told me he is going to bring down the government.

Blonde: Good, they wanted to let that frightful oik Laura Spence come here.

Guido: That was Oxford.

Blonde: Oh, that's all right then.

Blonde: He told me they use his blog to target mes...

2006-11-17T20:07:00.000Z

Blonde: He told me they use his blog to target messages online to opinion formers and policy makers.

Brunette: Have you seen the posts in his caption contest ?