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More likely to find yourself in court as living of...

2006-10-28T16:18:00.000+01:00

More likely to find yourself in court as living off immoral earnings... Although, if paying that Polly "what a fucking silly bitch" Toynbee £140,000 isn't immoral, I don't know what is...

DK

Hang on: if Polly Toynbee gives you a handjob and ...

2006-10-28T09:31:00.000+01:00

Hang on: if Polly Toynbee gives you a handjob and you give her a pearl necklace, surely that counts as payment and there are tax implications...

TRM - Yup, I knew that. Decided MILAHSF was a bit...

2006-10-27T18:28:00.000+01:00

TRM - Yup, I knew that. Decided MILAHSF was a bit of a handful, all things considered. I expect she'll be perturbed at all the sniggering the next time she is at the Brown Lubyanka.

Marvel,MILF stands for Mom I'd Like to [get to kno...

2006-10-27T18:08:00.000+01:00

Marvel,

MILF stands for Mom I'd Like to [get to know more intimately].

May I state here and now that I have absolutely no desire to know Ms Toynbee, intimately or otherwise. Thus by logical deduction she ain't no MILF (in my book anyway).

RM

ps ... a pony! Whatever happened to a nice conversation and a game of charades, the strip version? Methinks Mr Worstall's been sniffing the scandium again.

Previous link didn't work so:www.guardianlies.comI...

2006-10-27T16:29:00.000+01:00

Previous link didn't work so:
www.guardianlies.com
I hadn' heard of this before but deserves wider attention IMO.

May I respectfully suggest Winning tonight's £75 m...

2006-10-27T15:43:00.000+01:00

May I respectfully suggest Winning tonight's £75 million lottery and then being kept as a sex slave by Naomi Campbell in a dungeon made of pure cocaine and a nice cup of tea...and a pony.

peter said: "Winning tonights £75 million lottery ...

2006-10-27T15:41:00.000+01:00

peter said: "Winning tonights £75 million lottery and then being kept as a sex slave by Naomi Campbell in a dungeon made of pure cocaine?
Thats just my sugestion maybe somebody can think of something else.

May I respectfully suggest Winning tonight's £75 million lottery and then being kept as a sex slave by Naomi Campbell in a dungeon made of pure cocaine and a nice cup of tea...

Would "pollywantsacrackertoynbee" cross a metaphor...

2006-10-27T15:16:00.000+01:00

Would "pollywantsacrackertoynbee" cross a metaphorical picket line if the on-line chaps are on strike?
As for a "handy-shandy" from the Wicked Witch of the West, I shudder, not in anticipation, but in horror.

WN @ 2.27. Not sure that Toynbee rates as a MILF,...

2006-10-27T15:12:00.000+01:00

WN @ 2.27. Not sure that Toynbee rates as a MILF, does she? So maybe a fiver, including a tip.

The taxable value of a hand shandy would depend up...

2006-10-27T14:55:00.000+01:00

The taxable value of a hand shandy would depend upon the yield, also whether one can offset it against a similar (ahem) investment that proved disappointing.

"What is the taxable value of a hand shandy from P...

2006-10-27T14:44:00.000+01:00

"What is the taxable value of a hand shandy from Polly Toynbee? I foresee payroll compliance issues."
Don't worry... you need to earn more than £8500pa before taxable benefits kick in.

What is the taxable value of a hand shandy from Po...

2006-10-27T14:27:00.000+01:00

What is the taxable value of a hand shandy from Polly Toynbee? I foresee payroll compliance issues.

I doubt they have an opening for a knuckle draggin...

2006-10-27T14:23:00.000+01:00

I doubt they have an opening for a knuckle dragging little englander, but I promise Polly her virtue would be safe if they were to offer me work.

Croydonian said... Could anything be sweeter than...

2006-10-27T14:07:00.000+01:00

Croydonian said...
Could anything be sweeter than crossing a picket line on the Farringdon Road?
Winning tonights £75 million lottery and then being kept as a sex slave by Naomi Campbell in a dungeon made of pure cocaine?
Thats just my sugestion maybe somebody can think of something else.

I'd write for free just so I could listen to the s...

2006-10-27T13:51:00.000+01:00

I'd write for free just so I could listen to the scanners style head popping eminating from the peoples republic of Islington.

Isn't The Telegraph going out now as well, on much...

2006-10-27T13:41:00.000+01:00

Isn't The Telegraph going out now as well, on much the same grounds? Now there would be a much nicer paper to work for although I'm sure nobody would want sexual favours from Will Lewis ...

Could anything be sweeter than crossing a picket l...

2006-10-27T13:39:00.000+01:00

Could anything be sweeter than crossing a picket line on the Farringdon Road?

there's is this,of course:http://www.guardianlies....

2006-10-27T13:33:00.000+01:00

there's is this,of course:
http://www.guardianlies.com/Sect...%202/ page2.html
(Now that I know you can)I may start a second blog that deals with momentum stocks and links to/lays out (momentum)strategies for trading futures.The only proviso would be once you've made more than you need,you give some to charity.Secondly you read my BBC Bias Blog that I honestly believe reflects what took/takes place.

dizzy said... for the record, I don't require a ha...

2006-10-27T13:17:00.000+01:00

dizzy said...
for the record, I don't require a hand shandy from Poly Toynbee
Nor do I , all I want is to see the look on her face as she has to do it as I splash my dirty water all over her.

Pretty Polly or Pretty Awful

2006-10-27T13:09:00.000+01:00

Pretty Polly
or Pretty Awful

May I just add that, ungentlemanly thought thought...

2006-10-27T12:52:00.000+01:00

May I just add that, ungentlemanly thought thought it is, whatever the pay rates on offer acceptance is more likely if it does not include a hand shandy from Polly or anyone else?

I*'m sure these postings will be fallen upon by on...

2006-10-27T12:27:00.000+01:00

I*'m sure these postings will be fallen upon by one of the humourless types at the Grauniad, as an example of sexism in blogs.

Can I just say that it's meant to wind you up, so by rising to it, you're just taking the bait?

I thank you.

My local fish & chip shop uses the Guardian to wra...

2006-10-27T12:26:00.000+01:00

My local fish & chip shop uses the Guardian to wrap up the food, The guy there says when they do the weekly public service job issue its cheaper than buying ordinary paper....

A use at last for the paper.....

Georgina!that's a posh name for a socialist.It's g...

2006-10-27T12:19:00.000+01:00

Georgina!

that's a posh name for a socialist.

It's great to see women doing well in the world, has she got big tits?

for the record, I don't require a hand shandy from...

2006-10-27T12:18:00.000+01:00

for the record, I don't require a hand shandy from Poly Toynbee