Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Comment Control

I think we're all pretty proschlong here best wish...

2008-03-22T08:49:00.000Z

I think we're all pretty proschlong here best wishes and good luck.

Have you ever wondered what a corparation actually...

2006-10-04T09:55:00.000+01:00

Have you ever wondered what a corparation actually is? You can find all your answers amongst the following resources.

Oh! my old man's a dustman,and he wears a dustman'...

2006-09-27T16:10:00.000+01:00

Oh! my old man's a dustman,
and he wears a dustman's hat!

He wears cor blimey trousers,
and he lives in a 'grace and favour mansion on the outskirts of Londo' (???).

Prescott you big fat twat you fucked my song up!

Moko is a four-letter word.

2006-09-27T15:45:00.000+01:00

Moko is a four-letter word.

I like to think of TB as a "schlong among equals"....

2006-09-27T12:12:00.000+01:00

I like to think of TB as a "schlong among equals".

The C word is a good one to describe Tony Blair. I...

2006-09-27T11:24:00.000+01:00

The C word is a good one to describe Tony Blair. If however that word is banned, how about Areswipe.
I think that sums him up almost as well.

Skewing things as ever Guido,most of that days pos...

2006-09-26T22:31:00.000+01:00

Skewing things as ever Guido,most of that days posting was on the Peter Hitchens joke thread and all stayed there.What you deleted was my reply to a comment of yours directed at me that made you look a twat.That and mention of 2 Tory tales of sleaze and/or alleged criminal activity got taken off.

I would be very grateful if someone could point ou...

2006-09-26T21:07:00.000+01:00

I would be very grateful if someone could point out a better word to describe Blair. For me, the word cunt is the only one that I can think of, that descibes him totally and so concisely. I therefore feel obliged to use it every time I mention his name.

I know it is a bit sad but what do you expect in today's bog standard education climate.

Raincoater,I stand hugely reassured by your firm s...

2006-09-26T20:42:00.000+01:00

Raincoater,
I stand hugely reassured by your firm support.From this point on, its onwards and upwards for peter hitchens' schlong

I don't know what to say now I can't use the C wor...

2006-09-26T20:03:00.000+01:00

I don't know what to say now I can't use the C word..

I think we're all pretty pro-schlong here.

2006-09-26T16:30:00.000+01:00

I think we're all pretty pro-schlong here.

I can confidently assert that "Peter Hitchens" is ...

2006-09-26T15:14:00.000+01:00

I can confidently assert that "Peter Hitchens" is a man of uncommon learning and wit. I think I can speak for the nation when I say that he is equipped with a distinctive anatomical structure...

Is "schlong" banned or unbanned? My whole raison d'etre lies in jeopardy.

MaybeI am the "real" Peter Hitchens ?

2006-09-26T13:35:00.000+01:00

Maybe
I am the "real" Peter Hitchens ?

"peter Hitchens" is a front bottom!

2006-09-26T13:34:00.000+01:00

"peter Hitchens" is a front bottom!

Naw, the shirts should obviously say "I AM PETER H...

2006-09-26T13:26:00.000+01:00

Naw, the shirts should obviously say "I AM PETER HITCHENS"

"peter"I think there are far too many posting abou...

2006-09-26T13:02:00.000+01:00

"peter"
I think there are far too many posting about peter Hitchens.
Although, if Guido were to print some Hitchens T shirts,
Maybe with slogans ?

The Hitch says "don't do it (vote for any of them)"

The Hitch says "my brother is an a*******"

The Hitch says "Princess tony is a vacuous ninny"

Still not enough posts on here about ME, ME, ME

2006-09-26T12:35:00.000+01:00

Still not enough posts on here about ME, ME, ME

Gold lama thong, mmmmmmmmmmmm

2006-09-26T12:32:00.000+01:00

Gold lama thong, mmmmmmmmmmmm

Rigger no it wasnt , I was in hyde park yesterdayI...

2006-09-26T12:19:00.000+01:00

Rigger no it wasnt , I was in hyde park yesterday
I had run out of coke, had a laptop , one shoe and some half mast, wide arsed ex portillo pants ,( I had swapped my socks for half a big mac that morning) you must have seen somebody else , as you know you see all sorts in London.

Perhaps moko is just trying to make work for the l...

2006-09-26T12:18:00.001+01:00

Perhaps moko is just trying to make work for the long-rumoured blogging assistant? We should all support employment initiatives, as full employment takes up time that would otherwise be used making comments on blogs.

*runs off to comment other blogs*

Rigger are you addressing "Peter Hitchens", Peter ...

2006-09-26T12:18:00.000+01:00

Rigger are you addressing "Peter Hitchens", Peter Hitchens or this tool?

peter was it you I saw strolling through hyde park...

2006-09-26T12:10:00.000+01:00

peter was it you I saw strolling through hyde park,coked up,laptop under arm and with only one sock on.

You know it's a successful blog when we all start ...

2006-09-26T12:05:00.000+01:00

You know it's a successful blog when we all start getting self-referential.

guido requests an end to boring comments and 26 pe...

2006-09-26T12:01:00.001+01:00

guido requests an end to boring comments and 26 people (I just made it 27) take the opportunity to post a series of mind numbingly dull postings areeing
NOW THAT IS FUNNY!

Dear Senor GuidoThank you for your surprisingly to...

2006-09-26T12:01:00.000+01:00

Dear Senor Guido

Thank you for your surprisingly tolerant Blog Moderation policy ... and most of us are growing weary of so many [expletives deleted]

It has saved me from having to read the next morning my particularly moronic posts ... and double/triple-postings of the same post

Your obedient servant

G Eagle