tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post115891963350612761..comments2008-09-05T06:23:38.891+01:00Guido Fawkeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15091277669318213298noreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1159523567197612582006-09-29T10:52:00.000+01:002006-09-29T10:52:00.000+01:002006-09-29T10:52:00.000+01:00'How many Bart,you eat my shorts?'(Know it's wrong speelling).Blairs Same OL' Lame Ol' Liesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1159088223023850152006-09-24T09:57:00.000+01:002006-09-24T09:57:00.000+01:002006-09-24T09:57:00.000+01:00Mrs Oaten was concerned to keep her husband away from "temptations of the flesh";<BR/><BR/>hence they went to Bangkok rather than the Lib-Dem conference.Thomas Morenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1159058421742755452006-09-24T01:40:00.000+01:002006-09-24T01:40:00.000+01:002006-09-24T01:40:00.000+01:00Jane - Lembit Opik's "secret" isn't that interesting. He's apparently just rather fond of ladies shoes.<BR/><BR/>Even Guido doesn't think this worth a mention, despite knowing about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1159044027645830932006-09-23T21:40:00.000+01:002006-09-23T21:40:00.000+01:002006-09-23T21:40:00.000+01:00Why did Oaten go to Bangkok?<BR/><BR/><BR/>Because the Lib Dems told him to Phuket!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1159013242773694382006-09-23T13:07:00.000+01:002006-09-23T13:07:00.000+01:002006-09-23T13:07:00.000+01:00Well clearly he is trying to find himself and his sexuality.<BR/>So he can now go for man-boy, lady-girl and the ultimate experience of lady-boy, thus catering for all angles.<BR/>Oaten can stay in Thailand and save us the effort of thinking of him.<BR/>What a tosser.Penfoldnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1159009004535738952006-09-23T11:56:00.000+01:002006-09-23T11:56:00.000+01:002006-09-23T11:56:00.000+01:00Therefore the result of the competition this week has to be:<BR/><BR/>A Thai!!Geoffrey Brookinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08961581657906891056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1159008510474440442006-09-23T11:48:00.000+01:002006-09-23T11:48:00.000+01:002006-09-23T11:48:00.000+01:00Coups are usually swift and bloodless in Thailand.It was thought they were a thing of the past but the Thais haven't quite got the knack of this thing called democracy.<BR/>I don't suppose many British people could name many French politicians so there isn't much chance for Thailand.Although lots of people from Britain come here on holiday so maybe they look at<BR/>http://www.nationmultimedia.com<BR/>http://www.bangkokpost.comManfaranghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10904172979442407028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1159006385065084312006-09-23T11:13:00.000+01:002006-09-23T11:13:00.000+01:002006-09-23T11:13:00.000+01:00Manfarang said...<BR/>Anon (the kite flyer) 8:49<BR/> "Does anyone know anything about this guy... ?<BR/>63 million Thais!<BR/> He is a well respected General who is a Muslim.10:45 AM <BR/><BR/>Manfarang,you`re forgetting that we deal in good old Brit attitudes here,unless he`s got a day-time tv show or we`ve glimpsed him on ITN News in between some gormless t.v. hack crashing a car and the roller-skating wildebeest then we`re knackered.Same reason people say things like "Why do so many Lebanese support Hezbollah?" or "Bloody Hell where did all those Chinese motorbikes suddenly come from?".We`re British,we`re insular and hence we remain ignorant of the world at large until it hits us that actually we`re no longer a very important part of it,if we didn`t drop a lot of bombs we`d be forgotten very quickly.<BR/>I was impressed with how peacefully and smoothly the "coup" went,many here,the media and even on this site were just longing for a bit of bloodshed (someone else`s of course)and to be able to pin it on a Muslim.mokonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1159005679489047262006-09-23T11:01:00.000+01:002006-09-23T11:01:00.000+01:002006-09-23T11:01:00.000+01:00<I>Why Did Oaten go to Bangkok?</I> <BR/><BR/>Very simple: because Belinda told him, "Mark you must start wearing a tie more often".<BR/><BR/>Boom Boom!Julianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03851642585686790590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1159004756006980632006-09-23T10:45:00.000+01:002006-09-23T10:45:00.000+01:002006-09-23T10:45:00.000+01:00Anon (the kite flyer) 8:49<BR/>"Does anyone know anything about this guy... ?<BR/><BR/>63 million Thais!<BR/>He is a well respected General who is a Muslim.Manfaranghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10904172979442407028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158968592557614912006-09-23T00:43:00.000+01:002006-09-23T00:43:00.000+01:002006-09-23T00:43:00.000+01:00jane said...<BR/>It's not big and it's not clever. By the way, does anyone except me know Lembit Opik's secret?3:09 PM <BR/><BR/>He`s a shit local M.P. who wouldn`t recognise his own constituency if he saw a video-tape of it?<BR/><BR/>Oops,sorry,my Alison Seabeck obsession surfacing again.mokonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158954545348149462006-09-22T20:49:00.000+01:002006-09-22T20:49:00.000+01:002006-09-22T20:49:00.000+01:00Sonthi Boonyaratglin <BR/><BR/>Crazy name... crazy fellah?<BR/><BR/>Anyone know anything at all about this guy who's just taken over? <BR/><BR/>His name is an anagram of 'Anthony Blair's git coon' not that a lot of people would want to know that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158953967539250042006-09-22T20:39:00.000+01:002006-09-22T20:39:00.000+01:002006-09-22T20:39:00.000+01:00"To shag the chicken."<BR/><BR/>TWO birds and Mark Oaten????<BR/><BR/>I mean. . . Come orn!!!!!<BR/><BR/>And to think.... Lembit thought he was the heir apparent!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158953808612946172006-09-22T20:36:00.000+01:002006-09-22T20:36:00.000+01:002006-09-22T20:36:00.000+01:00My God, has he not heard of that proverb concerning pits and when to stop digging?no longer peter hitchensnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158952621903374102006-09-22T20:17:00.000+01:002006-09-22T20:17:00.000+01:002006-09-22T20:17:00.000+01:00Q. Why did Mark Oaten cross the road?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>A. To shag the chicken.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158949775770933782006-09-22T19:29:00.000+01:002006-09-22T19:29:00.000+01:002006-09-22T19:29:00.000+01:00"My hair is starting to grow again. That shit really works."prawn crackersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158948734772353592006-09-22T19:12:00.000+01:002006-09-22T19:12:00.000+01:002006-09-22T19:12:00.000+01:00Scroaten went because someone told him he'd be buggered if he went to Bangkok during the conference.Roger Thornhillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16865987103407430410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158946573642868502006-09-22T18:36:00.000+01:002006-09-22T18:36:00.000+01:002006-09-22T18:36:00.000+01:00Do the two bits of skirt you see there have damgly bits? If not then it would be a perfectly good place for Oaten to be.<BR/><BR/>I alwasy thought he sucked...and apparently swallows too.Shotgunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13195449995290263185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158944113316545722006-09-22T17:55:00.000+01:002006-09-22T17:55:00.000+01:002006-09-22T17:55:00.000+01:00"When I say scat, I don't mean run!"Keith Dovkuntshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11490170635771684186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158943502904066732006-09-22T17:45:00.000+01:002006-09-22T17:45:00.000+01:002006-09-22T17:45:00.000+01:00Sawadi krap!Manfaranghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10904172979442407028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158941631095119042006-09-22T17:13:00.000+01:002006-09-22T17:13:00.000+01:002006-09-22T17:13:00.000+01:00"For the record<BR/> I Simon hughes would like to state that I ever been to Thailand on holiday nor have I any intention of doing so."<BR/><BR/><BR/>17:00hrs<BR/><BR/>"I simon Hughes would just like to state for the record that due to an entirely understandable case of turning facts upon their head that I have in fact visited the Soi cowboy area of Bangkok on many occasions in the company of many young companions of the chick with dick persuasion, I would like to wheel out the feelings of my 80 year old mother as an excuse for my telling pork pies"<BR/><BR/>17:05<BR/>"For the record I peter Lilley would like to state that I find the idea of Thailand as appetising as card board"Richard littlejohnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01816568885192858665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158939920816694792006-09-22T16:45:00.000+01:002006-09-22T16:45:00.000+01:002006-09-22T16:45:00.000+01:00Theres always Lembit...Monkeyspanknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158939444984222072006-09-22T16:37:00.000+01:002006-09-22T16:37:00.000+01:002006-09-22T16:37:00.000+01:00Oh go on Jane, show us yer sourcesThe 100% genuine Peter Hitchens accept no substitutesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158939107561334062006-09-22T16:31:00.000+01:002006-09-22T16:31:00.000+01:002006-09-22T16:31:00.000+01:00Jane-yes!<BR/>But you may find he has more than one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1158936084241341952006-09-22T15:41:00.000+01:002006-09-22T15:41:00.000+01:002006-09-22T15:41:00.000+01:00Remember, when Ming finally departs that the Lib Dems could well be totally heirless!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com