Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: A Soiled Story

Dear dear old Charlie...the man who really shat on...

2006-08-31T13:09:00.000+01:00

Dear dear old Charlie...the man who really shat on the majority of the SDP in 1988...couldn't happen to a nicer scumbag....

When i was at university i mixed beer with sleepin...

2006-08-31T12:39:00.000+01:00

When i was at university i mixed beer with sleeping seditive. I was sleeping in a friends bed while they were away- I woke up at 6AM and discovered that i had pissed and shat the bed - I also had somebodies underpants on inside out - so i opened the kitchen window and through them out and scraped the shit off the bed as best i could!!!

Didn't tell anyone but they thought there was a funny smell in there!!!

Guiness is lovely, but after a really good night o...

2006-08-30T16:28:00.000+01:00

Guiness is lovely, but after a really good night on the lash I can testify that it plays havock with your guts the next morning!

P.S. Even pissed and (Des) Browne-ing his pants Charlie is still more appealing than that old fart leading the Lib Dems now.

must be a right old shitty job being leader of the...

2006-08-30T15:33:00.000+01:00

must be a right old shitty job being leader of the Lib Dems

Well we all know that Persil washes whiter than wh...

2006-08-30T14:54:00.000+01:00

Well we all know that Persil washes whiter than white, so there is clearly a job for Charlie boy in advertising and indeed for the rest of the Lib-Dems involved in the "cover-up"

"Spring was never waiting for us, girl It ran one ...

2006-08-30T06:05:00.000+01:00

"Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants"

Richard Harris - bless him - sang this like an angel! I still weep when I hear these words, especially after a Wincarnis or three...

Sums it all up really.

sammy the sailor said...I nearly shit myself when ...

2006-08-30T00:46:00.000+01:00

sammy the sailor said...
I nearly shit myself when I think of the of the government we've got and the stae of this country!!Anyone with half a brain would do the same!3:28 PM

I have sammy,and I do

Charles Kennedy was going out with an editor who, ...

2006-08-29T22:48:00.000+01:00

Charles Kennedy was going out with an editor who, tired of waiting for Charlie to come back from the pub, had gone to bed. Charlie came in and seeing a manuscript, she had been working on, laid out on the living room decided to piss all over it. Not sure if this story is true - anyone know who that editor might be?

Charlie Boy gets my vote, at least it's better tha...

2006-08-29T22:40:00.000+01:00

Charlie Boy gets my vote, at least it's better than shitting on the rest of us like Prezza does!

My dear Guido, which department has the biggest bo...

2006-08-29T21:39:00.000+01:00

My dear Guido, which department has the biggest booze bill?

I think we should be told.

But in the meantime, no prizes for guessing...

Most of the Scots I know would want their money ba...

2006-08-29T21:36:00.000+01:00

Most of the Scots I know would want their money back if they DIDNT wake up with a hangover and shit in their pants.

I think Charlie has more in common with Oaten than...

2006-08-29T21:16:00.000+01:00

I think Charlie has more in common with Oaten than you might realise.

But did Charlie pick himself up, dust himself down...

2006-08-29T21:05:00.000+01:00

But did Charlie pick himself up, dust himself down and start all over again? The answer is a resounding 'Yes Siree!'.

I have heard this story before, except in the vers...

2006-08-29T19:55:00.000+01:00

I have heard this story before, except in the version I heard, it was in his hotel room at party conference, and it happened long before he was leader.

...and you won't name the Labour Minister who was ...

2006-08-29T19:32:00.000+01:00

...and you won't name the Labour Minister who was photographed having a joint. Strange standards.

Temporary blindness once made me wake up with Yasm...

2006-08-29T19:19:00.000+01:00

Temporary blindness once made me wake up with Yasmin Alibhai-Brown.

Really, 3.28? Did she enjoy being invaded by a neocolonial imperalist, or are you the cause of all the subsequent bitterness?

Is this the first documented use of the correct en...

2006-08-29T17:30:00.000+01:00

Is this the first documented use of the correct end of Charles Kennedy producing shite?

Charles Kennedy has been my idol ever since my lob...

2006-08-29T16:05:00.000+01:00

Charles Kennedy has been my idol ever since my lobotomy. I base my life on his teachings. I'm ginger (but need to work on my gut), and I'm shitting myself as I type this. Although, to my shame, I'm sober. But fear not! My probation officer has just arrived with a nicely chilled bottle of meths. Excelsior!

Magners can cause some damage to the underwear dep...

2006-08-29T15:47:00.000+01:00

Magners can cause some damage to the underwear department

Sithee, I didn't need no bloody cider to wake up w...

2006-08-29T15:42:00.000+01:00

Sithee, I didn't need no bloody cider to wake up with Rosie. Just asked the lass when she were starting out if she needed a leg up.

She were relieved when she found out it were a lot smaller than a leg.

Imagine coming round from a sound sleep and findin...

2006-08-29T15:41:00.000+01:00

Imagine coming round from a sound sleep and finding out that you were in charge of the LibDems.

What would your first reaction be?

It is so good that the children are getting ready ...

2006-08-29T15:38:00.000+01:00

It is so good that the children are getting ready for school and have brought all their playground stories for us to hear.

The great thing about British politics is the way it works with the media to give us the feeling that they are simply unevolved schoolchildren in need of being made to stand in a corner while the adults get on with real life

I nearly shit myself when I think of the of the go...

2006-08-29T15:28:00.002+01:00

I nearly shit myself when I think of the of the government we've got and the stae of this country!!

Anyone with half a brain would do the same!

Temporary blindness once made me wake up with Yasm...

2006-08-29T15:28:00.001+01:00

Temporary blindness once made me wake up with Yasmin Alibhai-Brown.

The Queen Mother told Mad Frankie Fraser that she ...

2006-08-29T15:28:00.000+01:00

The Queen Mother told Mad Frankie Fraser that she often did the same at Royal Variety Performances whenever Max Miller told a joke. As usual Mad Frankie had the answer: "Colostomy Mum"