Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: "Make Britain Fairer"

Make Britain Pay(for its war crimes?)

2006-08-24T03:48:00.000+01:00

Make Britain Pay(for its war crimes?)

Make Britain Pay.Would be a more truthfulslogan.

2006-08-23T11:40:00.000+01:00

Make Britain Pay.

Would be a more truthful
slogan.

"Fairer" sounds like it came from one of those yog...

2006-08-23T10:47:00.000+01:00

"Fairer" sounds like it came from one of those yoghurt ads, or was that "fairerer"?

I want to "Make Britain Rational"!

"Firm but fair" would be better, but would certainly cause the Finbarr Saunders to come out the woodwork (fnk fnk).

"making Britain a fantasy land where nothing bad e...

2006-08-23T10:19:00.000+01:00

"making Britain a fantasy land where nothing bad ever happens and all the bad people get a telling off and disappear off somewhere undisclosed without harboring any bad feelings of resentment towards the governors of this new fair, but not airan,land"

Ok, so its going to cost a fair bit to get it made into a sign, but I think it gets the point across in a true libdib style!

So the Tory slogan should let's get an unfair brit...

2006-08-23T08:58:00.000+01:00

So the Tory slogan should let's get an unfair britain!!! Bet that's a real vote winner.

They would be better to use a tree as an emblem with Lib Dem fuzzily printed below to show their unfocussed policies and lack of clarity.

Stones an glass houses spring to mind.

Since when was life ever fair?

2006-08-22T18:51:00.000+01:00

Since when was life ever fair?

Make anglais nice!

2006-08-22T18:02:00.000+01:00

Make anglais nice!

Nulab could adopt something similar to reflect the...

2006-08-22T17:35:00.000+01:00

Nulab could adopt something similar to reflect their 'achievements'. Something along the lines of We've Made Britain Queerer or We've Made Britain Dearer. Perhaps one to reflect their immigration policy, We've Made Britain Nearer'

Er, which particular lib dem politicos are on infl...

2006-08-22T16:27:00.000+01:00

Er, which particular lib dem politicos are on inflated salaries and expenses?

If you're talking about Lib Dem staff, you're talking out of your big fat arse. While lots of Tories have nice big bank balances from daddy to pay their researchers, and Labour have the party to top them up, Lib Dem researchers routinely get bugger all.

If you're talking about MPs, then I think we all know that it ain't the yellows who've got their noses deepest in the public trough...

Since when has life been fair. Is it fair that we ...

2006-08-22T15:45:00.000+01:00

Since when has life been fair.
Is it fair that we have Lib-Dem politicoes on inflated salaries and expenses. Is it fair that we have to listen to their whinging and hand-wringing protestations that they will do better if in power.
Methinks that anyone who is not fair should launch a discrimination law-suit against the tossers.
Where's the Advertising Standards Authority when you really need them.

Anonymous said... Make Britain Minger! Yeah, that'...

2006-08-22T15:35:00.000+01:00

Anonymous said...
Make Britain Minger!

Yeah, that'd fall into the "if it's not funny and it's not funny - why say it" category.

Ginger?

2006-08-22T14:34:00.000+01:00

Ginger?

Make Britain Minger!

2006-08-22T14:17:00.000+01:00

Make Britain Minger!

Surely Anonyming would be more appropriate here?

2006-08-22T14:10:00.000+01:00

Surely Anonyming would be more appropriate here?

'Make Britain Fairer' reminds me of a scene repeat...

2006-08-22T12:10:00.000+01:00

'Make Britain Fairer' reminds me of a scene repeated in nursery playgrounds all over the country - "No, go on, let him play with the tractor now, you've been playing with it all day, it's only fair."

They might at least have been honest and written 'We Haven't Had A Chance To Run The Country For Bloody Decades. Come On, You Guys, Vote For Us. It's Only Fair'.

Perhaps. But its also appeals to me as a nicer sou...

2006-08-22T10:20:00.000+01:00

Perhaps.

But its also appeals to me as a nicer sounding word than "anonymous".

The repeated assonance on the "on" is more pleasant than the traditional "on" "ou", wouldn't you say?

Its sweet how you say ‘anonymong’ because Guido do...

2006-08-22T10:10:00.000+01:00

Its sweet how you say ‘anonymong’ because Guido does – like you’re in a special club with him.

Anonymong 8.31I thought some of them were rather a...

2006-08-22T09:34:00.000+01:00

Anonymong 8.31

I thought some of them were rather amusing actually.

I particularly liked Mr Gisoad's "Because policies are for zealots" and "Make Britain Fairier" raised a wry smile.

Too subtle for you, perhaps?

Humourless indeed. Especially the 'all Lib Dems ar...

2006-08-22T09:22:00.000+01:00

Humourless indeed. Especially the 'all Lib Dems are gay' comments. You'd think there had never been a Tory or Labour gay scandal. Get a grip!

Rubbish slogan though. But then most political slogans are.

God all mighty the comments on this thread have be...

2006-08-22T08:31:00.000+01:00

God all mighty the comments on this thread have been thick and humourless.

Why are we all getting so upset about the Glib De...

2006-08-22T01:23:00.000+01:00

Why are we all getting so upset about the Glib Dems? The Sendero Luminoso has more chance of getting into power, Dave or no Dave.
Mind you, I am worried about all this violence-fuelled alcoholism.

"make britain fairier" ?You mean back to the late ...

2006-08-22T00:01:00.000+01:00

"make britain fairier" ?

You mean back to the late 1950s (if I remember the date correctly) when the catch phrase was "There are Tories at the bottoms of our Guardsmen"?

Does this mean that Ming now agree that the Englis...

2006-08-21T23:38:00.001+01:00

Does this mean that Ming now agree that the English should also be allowed their own Parliament, vote for their own government, be allowed the same cancer drugs as his own Scottish constituents, get the same funding as his Scottish constituents, English students won't have to pay the top up fees, English pensioners won't be forced to sell their homes, England's sick won't have to pay the most for their prescriptions, English school children can have the same amount of funding as Scottish school children have for school dinners and that Scotland's MPs will no longer vote for discriminatory policies for the English only and that Charles Kennedy will be forced to apologise for his speech saying that he and the rest of the Scots are laughing at England because Scotland has its own Parliament and England has been broken up into EU Regions and no longer exists?

When the Lib Dems say they want a fairer Britain do they even have the country called England in mind? Like hell they do.

Agree with Robin Hoodie; Vote Labour and make Brit...

2006-08-21T23:38:00.000+01:00

Agree with Robin Hoodie; Vote Labour and make Britain darker.

Well I suppose anything is better than "PLEASE, pl...

2006-08-21T23:29:00.001+01:00

Well I suppose anything is better than "PLEASE, please, please pay attention to us (with a cherry on top)!"