Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Win a Peerage!

Sunny boy?! Like the big orange thing in the sky?!...

2006-05-31T16:24:00.000+01:00

Sunny boy?! Like the big orange thing in the sky?! Or does Gary really mean sonny boy?! And after ALL that money our Dear Leader invested in education, what a numptie...

So the Humphrey story is kind of a "Secret of NIMH...

2006-05-31T05:06:00.000+01:00

So the Humphrey story is kind of a "Secret of NIMH" thing? Ah, it all makes sense now.

Humphrey was 'disappeared' as part of a plot by Nu...

2006-05-30T21:10:00.000+01:00

Humphrey was 'disappeared' as part of a plot by Nulabour moles. Ask the No 10 mice.

Oh and don't forget Mr Galloway

2006-05-30T15:48:00.000+01:00

Oh and don't forget Mr Galloway

Knacker,Where's Ken Livingstone?

2006-05-30T15:25:00.000+01:00

Knacker,
Where's Ken Livingstone?

A dangerous war criminal from SW1 slipped quietly ...

2006-05-30T14:47:00.000+01:00

A dangerous war criminal from SW1 slipped quietly out of the country last Thursday and is currently rumoured to have gone to ground in California (or maybe Tuscany).

HarveyAre you still in shirts?

2006-05-30T14:37:00.000+01:00

Harvey

Are you still in shirts?

Gary,Shouldn't it be, Edwina Curry is on parole fo...

2006-05-30T14:15:00.000+01:00

Gary,

Shouldn't it be, Edwina Curry is on parole for Johns part in her?

Cecil Parkinson? FFS that was 1983! Some people v...

2006-05-30T14:10:00.000+01:00

Cecil Parkinson? FFS that was 1983! Some people voting at the next election were not even born then!

Perhaps we should we be talking about Hardold Wilson and Marcia; and what about Ramsey McDonald's public and private life?

All this proves is that power corrupts and whether you're Labour or Conservative there will always be people who think they can "get away with it".

Fortunately, most of them don't although some of the "Golden Ones" go on to become European Commissioners or Heads of Nato.

Gary, you forgot to mention Cecil Parksinson, Davi...

2006-05-30T13:55:00.000+01:00

Gary, you forgot to mention Cecil Parksinson, David Mellor, Alan Clark, Jerry Wiggin, Stephen Milligan, Edwina Currie, Stephen Norris, Shirley Porter, Keith Best, Neil Hamilton, Lord Caithness, Tim Yeo, Michael Mates, Hartley Booth, David Treddinick, Tim Smith, David Willets... and me.

None of them are missing as far as I can make out....

2006-05-30T13:12:00.000+01:00

None of them are missing as far as I can make out.

Jonathan Aitken (Conservative central office and the "sword of truth") was banged up for ages and has found God.

Jeffrey (I'll show you power you little t****)Archer,did a bit of bird in an open prison as far as I can recall.

I gather John Major is still tagged for his part in Black Wednesday, Edwina Currie is on parole for her part in John. Norman Lamont is on a curfew.

This isn't all one way traffic sunny boy, but it will be worth a mention come election time, just you watch.
Gary

Obviously this is a send up - given the level of L...

2006-05-30T12:53:00.000+01:00

Obviously this is a send up - given the level of Labour party problems due to -

A: stupidity
B: Corruption
C:Complete detachment
D: Hypermania
E: Invincibility (Due to Gerrymandering)
F: Cronyism
G: Party Sausages

It would not surprise me if Blair started selling off bits of number 10, including the front door, his children, their homework, the dead cat that disapeared in 1997 (Humphrey?)and the horse shit from the parade square behind no.10 he would probably claim it was for modernity and like the roses would come up well (I think the horses leave the shit on the parade ground, some have said it is john Prescott but i think it would stink more from him!!!