tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post1137372251521448557..comments2008-04-08T09:49:40.105+01:00JSnoreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-78904385807518959032008-04-08T09:19:00.000+01:002008-04-08T09:19:00.000+01:002008-04-08T09:19:00.000+01:00Expect nulab fact finding mission to visit old uncle bob shortly, to see what handy tips they can pick up for delaying inconvenient election results - arresting election officials for not registering enough votes for the government candidate , might be worth a try !backwoodsmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-16375712213247069122008-04-07T23:42:00.000+01:002008-04-07T23:42:00.000+01:002008-04-07T23:42:00.000+01:00O/T Stuck on the Eurostar at Calais, earlier, where they wisely held the train in case we had to reverse to the station and get off go find a ferry. It took almost over an hour for the train operators to get any contact at all with London control and the cabin staff were getting decidedly nervous and annoyed at not having any idea of what was going on. <BR/><BR/>A number of people with Blackberries who were able to assure them that London hadn't been blown up (yet) and the tunnel, whilst shut, didn't appear to be in serious trouble. <BR/><BR/>At St Pancras the operators were reduced to begging anyone who could do so to travel on another day and offering no-questions asked refunds to anyone who now felt too nervous or inconvenienced to travel by train at all. The police in the station looked like thunder - they may have preferred everyone to be out of there and wouldn't let people in to the normal departure lounges, so the concourse was filling up. <BR/><BR/>The public - presumably having seen the footage of the progress of the torch - were scowling at the police officers. It was perfectly obvious that London is just about the last place one should try to hold the 2012 Olympics, unless queing for the toilets and muttering through gritted teeth whilst hauling a trolley case is going to be an official event. If it is, many Brits are in with a chance of silver. <BR/><BR/>A cabdriver interviewed about it said 'I'm looking to go away for six weeks in 2012, perhaps to a Greek island. Should be able to get a good deal - I'm not interested in taking a bunch of people out to Stratford and then not being able to get a paying fare back. I'll vote for Boris, but only because he's the best of a bad bunch.'woman on a raftnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-57800417510444696252008-04-07T23:32:00.000+01:002008-04-07T23:32:00.000+01:002008-04-07T23:32:00.000+01:00It doesn't matter WHY Pitt-Watson isn't taking the job.<BR/><BR/>Because he isn't and Brown clearly chose the wrong person for the job.<BR/><BR/>Brown makes his own bad luck, doesn't he?M person of no fixed political abodenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-43670111115210071602008-04-07T23:28:00.000+01:002008-04-07T23:28:00.000+01:002008-04-07T23:28:00.000+01:00just watched him on the 10p on his video show.<BR/><BR/>Wait I think Ive got it..<BR/><BR/>You abolish the lowest rate of tax..Take that money from the lowest paid people..and share it out to .. the lowest paid people in a fairer more equal way. <BR/><BR/> And this will give some people a tiny bit more and some people a tiny bit less.<BR/><BR/>Ok, Ive got that bit.. Now part 2.<BR/>Why are you doing this again. doesn't it just piss off the people at the lowest rate..some 5 million mainly Labour voters?<BR/><BR/>Ahh, you are doing this to end world poverty.<BR/><BR/>Nope, lost me. let's start again.<BR/>I have 3 apples. You take 1. then you give me back 1/4 of an apple in tax credits and give someone else 1/4 and you keep 1/2 an apple to pay for the taking of the apple in the first place. I see. And this stops poverty? <BR/> But haven't I just become 3/4 of an apple poorer. Yes..<BR/>Ahh, so now I qualify for another 1/4 of an apple handout.. I see..<BR/>Wait a minute.. Isn't this just bollocks? I mean if you took say 5 apples from a non dom wouldn't that help stop poverty? <BR/>I see, No it wouldn't..hmmmBill Quango MPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14861116614665461655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-3004427528997263082008-04-07T23:21:00.000+01:002008-04-07T23:21:00.000+01:002008-04-07T23:21:00.000+01:00The comments I saw on www.labour.org.uk were hilarious if they were the best the Nuliebour could publish - full of whingers complaining about paying more tax and not claiming enough benefits and saying they would not vote Labour again. Well done Broon, you've made the poor realise what it is to be middle class - having your pockets continually raided by the taxman. Just as well he has inflation under control...er. I liked the joke attributed to Berlusconi, who is otherwise a cunt, about the socialist party. He said they love the poor so much that every time they are in power they create more of them. How apposite.Geordie Scootnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-50697176760098769012008-04-07T22:49:00.000+01:002008-04-07T22:49:00.000+01:002008-04-07T22:49:00.000+01:00I overheard a very strange phone converstion when I picked up my outside line.<BR/><BR/>" Yes, it is all going to plan. "<BR/><BR/>"I know. The orange head, the torch , the Invasion slip, Missing the Queen, two twats on a string, Nazi symbolism and now a hopeless media interview and a text service telling him he's shit.. I knew you were thought a media genius .. but I didn't know you could work so quickly."<BR/><BR/>"well I have some good material to work with.. its pretty easy really..Our deal still holds yes?..Cabinet post for me after the next..Shh someones coming.I must go. Bye Dave"<BR/>"Bye Stephen."Bill Quango MPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14861116614665461655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-13140403875713127072008-04-07T22:48:00.000+01:002008-04-07T22:48:00.000+01:002008-04-07T22:48:00.000+01:00"That's why he didn't touch The Torch"<BR/><BR/>That torch is wayyyy too phallic for dear Snotgobbler to be seen wrapping his hands around.<BR/><BR/>Can you imagine the fun the snappers would have capturing the exact moment those stubby paws gripped the ridgid shaft of the torch, his eyes widening with glee?Ratsniffernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-22807109634176770552008-04-07T22:33:00.000+01:002008-04-07T22:33:00.000+01:002008-04-07T22:33:00.000+01:00Wanted! said...<BR/><BR/> Wanted: Gordon Brown's fingerprints, £1,000 reward...<BR/><BR/>That's why he didn't touch The Torch.1984 1/2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-91783448761602840282008-04-07T22:25:00.001+01:002008-04-07T22:25:00.001+01:002008-04-07T22:25:00.001+01:00Sod a 10% lower tax rate. How about a 5% or no fucking tax rate at all?<BR/><BR/>Give Cameron a term. Then if you don't like what you get, vote Libertarian while Fascist Labour are still eating shit.<BR/><BR/>All of our parties have to a greater or lesser extent been effectively taken over by Marxist Banksters and their beloved New World Order.<BR/><BR/>Only the details are now up for debate. <BR/><BR/>You either vote for small c conservative liberty or you vote for big STATE socialist authoritarianism. <BR/><BR/>You will get State Socialist authoritarianism to a greater or lesser extent anyway. <BR/><BR/>So the only thing left to do is to vote for less. You never know it might even make a difference.<BR/><BR/>Atlas shruggedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-92068278487615100682008-04-07T22:25:00.000+01:002008-04-07T22:25:00.000+01:002008-04-07T22:25:00.000+01:00"No more UK for you little englanders to rule. Fucking delicious!"<BR/><BR/>On that I am in total agreement.<BR/><BR/>If only the Scotch would fuck off, Brown in particular.<BR/><BR/>We won't rescue you from your own ineptitude this time, you'll have to go begging to Brussels.<BR/><BR/>Good luck with that.Dariennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-16489369662394495552008-04-07T22:06:00.000+01:002008-04-07T22:06:00.000+01:002008-04-07T22:06:00.000+01:00Note the careful wording of the Labour Party statement: "David Pitt-Watson has been voted for as the General Secretary of the Labour Party, he is making arrangements to move from his existing employment and this is taking some time to resolve." <BR/><BR/>This is a classic non-denial denial. They do not say "move from his existing employment to Labour"<BR/><BR/>But of course by trying to hush it up they will only make the story worse. Clowns!starcoursehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16884409344184272410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-34493402472978158492008-04-07T21:39:00.000+01:002008-04-07T21:39:00.000+01:002008-04-07T21:39:00.000+01:00Mr Anon 6.48<BR/><BR/>Broon also claims he's going to answer our questions at 7.00PN, PN? PN?<BR/> Listen again 2min 18secs approxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-1366834530839765432008-04-07T21:19:00.000+01:002008-04-07T21:19:00.000+01:002008-04-07T21:19:00.000+01:00Think you'll find Mike Griffiths from AEEU will have something to say about that.<BR/><BR/>After all, he actually won the NEC ballot for General Secretary! <BR/><BR/>Don't believe in nu labour voting procedures - makes Mugabe look democratic!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-37805698083218934612008-04-07T21:11:00.001+01:002008-04-07T21:11:00.001+01:002008-04-07T21:11:00.001+01:00Do I detect a faint whiff of disapproval here of our beloved Prime Minister?<BR/><BR/>You are being most unfair! He is <A HREF="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article3701540.ece" REL="nofollow">more popular than ever</A>.impartial observernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-4082193809707828062008-04-07T21:11:00.000+01:002008-04-07T21:11:00.000+01:002008-04-07T21:11:00.000+01:00Not surprised a city fund manager refused the job; the astonishing thing is that he was in the frame in the first place.<BR/><BR/>The UK is clearly moving into Brown's debt induced recession. I wouldn't want some muppet who has only just realised this managing any fund I was invested in.<BR/><BR/>Was David Pratt-Hyphen buying housebuilder & financial shares at the same time he initially accepted the job?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-4375882811215047352008-04-07T20:59:00.000+01:002008-04-07T20:59:00.000+01:002008-04-07T20:59:00.000+01:00"Gordon, is that you? Sorry, but I have had second thoughts about taking the job -"<BR/><BR/>SMASH!!!!<BR/><BR/>If the good news carries on like this, Gordon will soon hit 10 trashed phones a week....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-45022423326674529822008-04-07T20:52:00.000+01:002008-04-07T20:52:00.000+01:002008-04-07T20:52:00.000+01:00Times poll sees Gordon Brown’s rating fall to its lowest ever level as a third of voters regard him as worse than Tony Blair<BR/><BR/>hahahahahaha oh hahahahah he is so shit!!mitchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-39229580106647483822008-04-07T20:18:00.000+01:002008-04-07T20:18:00.000+01:002008-04-07T20:18:00.000+01:00A couple of decades back there was a Scarfe cartoon in Private Eye re: Maxwell and the Pergamon disaster.<BR/><BR/>The caption was "Rats leaving a sinking shit".<BR/><BR/>Happy days are here again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-41170543117248746862008-04-07T19:48:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:48:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:48:00.000+01:00Another humiliation for Team Snotgobbler followed by more spewing out of tractor production figures to cover up one simple fact: No one wants to be associated with a loser.Ratsniffernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-86934022322958953692008-04-07T19:39:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:39:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:39:00.000+01:00Could Mr Pitt-Watson's decision have anything to do with Hermes' poor investment performance in running the British Telecom and Royal Mail pension schemes ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-71583643095106340712008-04-07T19:30:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:30:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:30:00.000+01:00Whenever I see Gordon Brown on the television, I am reminded of Les Dawson playing the piano.Gooey Blobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11942258874510613070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-51647624303289004582008-04-07T19:23:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:23:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:23:00.000+01:00most transport accidents in the end are due to driver or pilot error . i can only assume david pitt watson must have surveyed the position as more of kamkaziee job.<BR/><BR/>ed balls "so what" Banziiiii!red despot spotternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-15752117400010591282008-04-07T19:17:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:17:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:17:00.000+01:00is the sound fucked or is it my pc?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-47445360838291708082008-04-07T19:12:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:12:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:12:00.000+01:00watching brown live now........<BR/>http://www.labour.org.uk/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8212152.post-91259544417786673162008-04-07T19:10:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:10:00.000+01:002008-04-07T19:10:00.000+01:00is anyone over at labour.org asking the shit stabber questions?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com