Comments on Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: Labour Sources : Blair to Quit Sedgefield Seat++ G...

I wonder if the Middle East envoy job may yet fizz...

2007-06-26T20:40:00.000+01:00

I wonder if the Middle East envoy job may yet fizzle out? After being heavily trailed as a shoo-in, things are a little quiet. Perhaps the Russians are not playing along...

I would say it is aking to putting a paedophile in charge of a children's home, but Labour had a track record of that when Margaret Hodge was in Islington!

He looks like a kid who's been gulping down undilu...

2007-06-26T19:58:00.000+01:00

He looks like a kid who's been gulping down undiluted ribena.

sort of a cross between the laughing cavalier, al ...

2007-06-26T15:56:00.000+01:00

sort of a cross between the laughing cavalier, al jolson and marlene dietrich

god i want him!

I joined the circus when but a weeboy. I fell in l...

2007-06-26T15:02:00.000+01:00

I joined the circus when but a weeboy. I fell in love with one of the performers there but she said our love was doomed and ran away to join a different circus.

Heartbroken, I have tried for twenty years to relocate her. Thanks to Guido for posting a picture of my dear bearded lady to which I have taken the liberty of downloading and printing out a number of flyers in support of my quest to find her.

from another place:What is that keeps Tony Blair a...

2007-06-26T14:29:00.000+01:00

from another place:

What is that keeps Tony Blair and Peter Mandelson stuck together as if by super-glue? Or, to put it even more directly, does Mandy 'have something' on Tony?

It is well known that the 'gay' Mr. Mandelson and Mr. Blair have been very close friends from their very early days in Labour politics. Just how close is a matter of speculation.

We are left wondering whether there is any connection between all this and a little story which appeared in The Mail on Sunday on August 8th [2004]. This concerned the nickname 'Miranda' which our Tone somehow earned himself when a young lawyer in the 1970s. One of those then acquainted with him was barrister and later-to-be cook show hostess Clarissa Dickson Wright. In the MoS story Miss Dickson Wright was reported as saying that the name originated in the Prime Minister's "then boyish good looks and effete mannerisms."

In addition she said:-

'He was either referred to as Miranda or sometimes Antonia. The implication was that Blair was not quite as masculine as he appeared. He was effete and a bit of a dandy. He loved expensive aftershave and was always very fragrant.'

Masculine as he appeared? Miss Dickson Wright is surely not serious! But maybe she just chose her words carelessly. The point was nevertheless made. Photos of Labour's future leader in his student days rather underline it.

Warhol's take on Blair?

2007-06-26T14:12:00.000+01:00

Warhol's take on Blair?

"This is not a moment for sound bites but Tony fee...

2007-06-26T14:03:00.000+01:00

"This is not a moment for sound bites but Tony feels the "hand of destiny" on his shoulder" For such a man Sedgefield is too small a stage

anonymous: "did these rumours reach you from dizzy...

2007-06-26T13:44:00.000+01:00

anonymous: "did these rumours reach you from dizzy's blog?"

*snigger*

Should we now e-mail the Prime minsters of Israel ...

2007-06-26T13:34:00.000+01:00

Should we now e-mail the Prime minsters of Israel and Palestine with THAT photograph which shows the real 'tosser without'?

Im gagging for a cock up my arse.

2007-06-26T12:59:00.000+01:00

Im gagging for a cock up my arse.

Can multiples take the hundreds together? Prezza a...

2007-06-26T12:46:00.000+01:00

Can multiples take the hundreds together? Prezza and some say Beckett also gagging for the Lords. Four by-elections would utterly screw the Lib Dem machine. Two is enough, but three or four or five is even better.

did these rumours reach you from dizzy's blog?

2007-06-26T12:10:00.000+01:00

did these rumours reach you from dizzy's blog?

If you betray your country, as Blair has done with...

2007-06-26T11:50:00.000+01:00

If you betray your country, as Blair has done with the latest EU treaty, isn’t he a traitor, and can’t he be tried for treason. If some lawyer was willing to take him to court, I’d certainly contribute towards any fund that pay’s his fees.

PS in the original that is not a moustache. It is ...

2007-06-26T11:03:00.000+01:00

PS in the original that is not a moustache. It is just shading. he does not look old enough to grow one in the pic. This was when he wanted to pull out of Europe and get rid of nuclear weapons, wasn't it?

With his new role as Middle East facilitator it is...

2007-06-26T11:00:00.000+01:00

With his new role as Middle East facilitator it is hard to see how Blair would commute between Jerusalem and Durham, one minute sorting out lost welfare benefit claims and the next minute pacifying the Palestinians.

Don't you know that Tony can walk on air?

PS, notice how the teeth follow you around the room - I think that was an early MacPaint job using Cherie's mouth and Tony's face.

Blair based in Jerusalem?Bethlehem, surely?

2007-06-26T10:56:00.000+01:00

Blair based in Jerusalem?

Bethlehem, surely?

Guido, you should run.

2007-06-26T10:48:00.000+01:00

Guido, you should run.

keith dovkunts [applause, applause]

2007-06-26T10:26:00.000+01:00

keith dovkunts [applause, applause]

No, No, Guido - you have it all wrong. He has deni...

2007-06-26T10:24:00.000+01:00

No, No, Guido - you have it all wrong.

He has denied standing down as MP for Sedgefield.

Just like he denied he would be converting to Catholicism...

Love that picture of him - the 'tache makes him look like a cross between Hitler and Peter Mandelson..Nice..

Eeyore (in Winnie the Pooh) "I don't care who you ...

2007-06-26T10:08:00.000+01:00

Eeyore (in Winnie the Pooh) "I don't care who you blame, as long as you don't blame me ..."

It is not fair for all the Voters of Sedgefield to be blamed for Mr Blair

Yes, most of them should be blamed because they voted for Mr Blair, time after time, after time, however dismaying his policies ...

but sympathies must go to Sedgefield Voters who wanted Mr Blair gone, to Amerika, to Palestine, even as el Presidente of Europe (presumably a long-standing ambition of Cruella), even Australia or Cardinal in Charge of the Spanish Inquisition .... as long as it be not in the United Kingdom

when good folk of such good sense and desperation knew that they were massively out-numbered by Durham Dummies who would vote Labour, however much (or rather little) Mr Blair would do for Durham Miners or for Manufacturing Industry in Britain

The accompanying Diplomatic Passport that Toady wi...

2007-06-26T09:15:00.000+01:00

The accompanying Diplomatic Passport that Toady will receive as Quartet Envoy (a four faced shit?) will neatly sidestep any US qualms about him being a fugitive from justice in connection with BAE and subject to Blair's own ridiculous extradition treaty with the US. I always thought he was a cunt. I never thought he was a dim cunt.

How long he will keep the job once Diplomatic Immunity for life kicks in....Levy - you're fucked. Anyone else for tennis?

What an interesting picture you have there.

2007-06-26T09:14:00.000+01:00

What an interesting picture you have there.

Middle East facilitator...How did he get this job?...

2007-06-26T09:10:00.000+01:00

Middle East facilitator...

How did he get this job? Self-appointed save-the-world fruitcake?From whom does he take his instructions? To whom does he report? How often? Was he elected? Appointed? By whom? Who is paying his salary - and, doubtless, enormous "expenses"? How much? What are his terms of reference? Who drew them up? Who approved them?

Questions, questions... Been out of touch for a few weeks so just asking...

And, when Tony Blair is no longer the MP for Sedge...

2007-06-26T09:01:00.000+01:00

And, when Tony Blair is no longer the MP for Sedgefield, who here thinks that he would ever visit the miserable shithole of a town again, ever???

Anon 8:41 AM said... What odds have you been offer...

2007-06-26T08:54:00.000+01:00

Anon 8:41 AM said...
What odds have you been offered on this one, Guido?

Assassination or resignation?