Guy Fawkes' blog of parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy: February 2008
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Friday, February 29, 2008

Exclusive : Which? Spinner to Spin for Brown

Word reaches Guido that Gordon Brown's new "Strategic Communications Adviser" will be Nick Stace, who is currently Director of Campaigns and Communications at the Consumers' Association (Which?).

Gordon must be in a real mess as Stace is not what you would regard as high calibre - he so badly mishandled the whole Home Information Packs (HIPs) stuff that the Consumers' Association went from supporting the government to half supporting the government, to eventually disowning the government plan. Or something like that, it all got a little confusing.

Also as early as next week a new Head of Press and Broadcasting for the Labour Party will be appointed - expect it to be an internal appointment. This follows the appointment of Stephen Carter over Damian McBride in Downing Street.

Gordon is said to have performance concerns about McSnide's ever increasing tendency to be found propping up the bar. Guido sympathises - spinning for Gordon would drive anyone to drink...

+++ Harry Landing Brize Norton for Breakfast Tomorrow +++

Too late for the Taliban, just in time for Boujis...

Friday Caption Contest (Hain Rebels)

Labour Were Thinking What The Tories Were Thinking

Immigration minister Liam Byrne told BBC News this morning that the Australian immigration control model had been closely examined by the British government: "I think that people want to know that only those who we need to come to Britain should be allowed to come and I think a points system has worked extremely well in Australia so we have studied that hard, we think it would work well in this country."
The 2005 Conservative Party Manifesto promised "We will introduce a points-based system for work permits similar to the one used in Australia. This will give priority to people with the skills Britain needs."

Remember how the Labour Party made a huge issue of the policy and campaign posters, outrageously condemning the commitment as a racist dog-whistle policy. Less than three years later Labour is implementing the same policy.

UPDATE :
Gordon describes himself as a Daily Mail reader in the paper this morning when backing their campaign against plastic bags. So he is actually thinking what Paul Dacre is thinking.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

+++ Drudge : Harry Fighting Taliban Since December +++

Met Police Commissioner - We Are Waiting to Investigate Conway

Labour's favourite copper has written to the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner to inquire about whether or not Conway is going to be referred to the Met. Guido is as keen as mustard on seeing Conway prosecuted, yet one can't help wondering if Ian Blair would be so eager to investigate Geoff Hoon or David Blunkett, both of whom are guilty of fiddling large sums from the taxpayer.

The Commons Standards Committee, which investigated the case, has said there was not enough evidence to refer it. Blair hints that this is not the protocol that is supposed to be followed. Guido wonders if Sir George Younger is really qualified or motivated enough to conduct criminal investigations.

If Conway has done nothing wrong why was he suspended from parliament? Why are his wrong doings not ordinary matters for the criminal justice system? Do MPs think they are above the law?

UPDATE :
Almost forgot, Duncan Borrowman, Conway's LibDem opponent in Bexley and Sidcup wrote to the Commissioner in January.

Calamity Logic

Guido had his good impression of Clegg diminished during his leadership fight with Huhne, which he won (just) on votes while Huhne won on style and determination. Interviewed yesterday Clegg tried to justify wriggling out of his manifesto promise to hold a referendum. He claimed that the Lisbon Treaty was too "measly and paltry" to hold a referendum on. He was then asked whether the UK needs a clear cut definition so that we can judge if something is constitutionally significant and therefore warrants a referendum?

Clegg: "I strongly agree with that. There's some good organisations, an organisation which I think is great is Unlock Democracy which is putting forward some ideas about how we could get some sort of logic into when a referendum is appropriate or not." (BBC 5 Live, 27 February, 2008)

That would be the Unlock Democracy group which put out a statement on Tuesday from its director Peter Facey criticising the Lib Dems for refusing to back a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty saying: "they should back down and support the Conservative amendment." Logical?

Sienna Director Did Dave Advert

Trendy film producer Matthew Vaughn, the maker of gangster flicks "Layer Cake" and "Lock Stock and Two Barrels" was behind Dave's glossy new advert. Unfortunately Sienna Miller does not star in this production, it is just Dave and some groovy graphics with the "you can get it if you really want it" theme tune. In Guido's dreams...

See it on GuyNews.TV

Tory "Deep Polling" Shows Seismic Public Attitude Change
Strengthens Hand of Modernisers

What brought about the unusual change of tone at PMQs yesterday? Brown was mildly bemused by the line of questioning. It confused Iain Dale so much he judged Brown the winner. "I can't really understand the logic of Cameron asking about internal House of Commons issues when there are far more important things to talk about" blogged Iain.

The Telegraph's Iain Martin speculated that "Cameron was trying to suggest he is on the side of those with their noses pressed up against the Westminster window (voters) who dislike what they see going on inside in terms of expenses, high living generally and a refusal to listen to voters legitimate demands ... I suspect, however, that if it was shown to a focus group of civilians they would understand it much more easily." Exactly correct.

The regular Ashcroft financed deep polling asks questions not just about voting intentions (it examines more deeper qualitative lines of questioning about motivations) has revealed a watershed change in voter psychology. The general public now views politicians with contempt, two years of tales of sleaze since Cash for Honours up to the current fiddles by the Speaker, have shifted the public's attitude beyond merely seeing politicians on a par with estate agents. According to the polling "the public think politicians are either incompetent wankers or crooks" Guido was told by one Cameroon.

Michael Gove has been at the forefront of an internal debate about what to do in the face of what is not just voter disenchantment with politics, it is real voter disgust with politicians. Gove and Steve Hilton argue that politics as normal won't do, root and branch change is needed. Transparency, real change, not just lip service or an attempt to change perceptions is required. Osborne and Cameron, though more pragmatic, are sympathetic to the argument. It is one Dave himself made in a little noticed 2006 speech to the Power Inquiry:
Public faith in our political institutions is draining away and being replaced by a progressive and debilitating alienation. I wish I could say that this is also a universally accepted truth among politicians. But, incredibly, there are still some people in Parliament who don't really get it.

Of course, they accept that things aren't great but there's also a sense that it's just a passing phase or a product of public annoyance with a particular government. That's part of the Westminster Disease.

You'd be amazed at the complacency that pervades the corridors of power. Put simply, despite paying lip service to the need to re-engage the public, the political class is in denial.

I believe it's time to wake up.
The speech went on to make a number of recommendations, such as increasing the number of free votes, something he urged Brown at PMQs to allow Labour MPs for the Lisbon Treaty vote. The speech also dealt directly with the sleaze dilemma of the political class:
It's ridiculous that the final, indeed often the only, arbiter of ministerial probity is the Prime Minister. That system of self-regulation inspires little confidence. The only way we can start to repair the damage done to the reputation of politics is to insist on genuinely independent scrutiny from top to bottom. And that must include the Ministerial code.
These are themes that Cameron plans to return to in the coming weeks as the repercussions from the expense scandals will continue to reverberate. Older politicians remember warily Back to Basics and are urging caution. Hague and Davis in particular see in the issue a Pandora's box out of which will fall many MPs on their own benches who have paid off multiple mortgages (and worse) courtesy of the taxpayer.

Yesterday he got Brown to agree that MPs should no longer vote for their own pay rises, or gold plate their own pension arrangements. Cameron intends to push for more transparency and reform. The modernisers believe that they must inoculate themselves against the Westminster Disease by siding with the people. In America Obama and McCain are both successfully running against Washington. Cameron is going to try to run as the change candidate who stands against the shadowy, sleazy old ways of Westminster. He can talk the talk, can he walk the walk?

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Jim Murphy's "Lines to Take"

The all-party "I Want a Referendum" campaign had a mass lobby of MPs at parliament today. The campaign is really getting under the skin of the government and particularly ministers in marginals.

If those people who travelled to London discover that they all were getting the same answer from their respective MPs they should not be surprised. The Minister for Europe, Jim Murphy, sent out an "idiots guide" to Labour MPs on what "lines to take" when dealing with constituents who expect an answer as to why Labour is not sticking to the manifesto commitment to a referendum.

Obviously these are tricky questions to answer, Murphy has come up with answers full of sophistry. The bottom line is, Brown is breaking Blair's manifesto promise...

Download Jim Murphy's "PLP Lines to Take"

Runaway Protesters

Right now anti-Heathrow runway protesters are on the roof of parliament irritating Ben Brogan and hundreds of referendum campaigners are lobbying MPs in support of a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty. No gunpowder in sight...

LibDem Stunt Amuses

In Guido's schooldays he had an RE teacher with the distinction of being held in contempt by the boys and the headmaster. We would compete to get thrown out of class and sent down to the headmaster's office. The headmaster would invariably shake his head and send us on our way.

Yesterday's stunt by Ed Davey had the same feel. He was clearly desperate to get thrown out, he was followed by a few of his faux-harumphing fellow Cleggies. Boys will be boys...

Police as "Judge and Jury" Hallmark of a Police State

That New Labour simply has no respect for civil liberties is now axiomatic and one of the reasons why Guido thinks that in a hung parliament, the Cleggies will be wary of a coalition with Labour.

Big Jacqui wants drug dealer's assets to be seized as soon as a suspect is arrested. No trial, no jury, no conviction required, just the say so of the police. That is not the British way, it is the way of a police state.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Show Us Your Expenses Nick

Nick Robinson seems quite chuffed with himself, having managed to provoke fifty odd MPs into signing an EDM after his well deserved dig at the Speaker:
THE REPORTING OF MR NICK ROBINSON
25.02.2008

Kilfoyle, Peter

That this House deplores the innuendo of the blog of Nick Robinson, the BBC's lobby correspondent; calls upon him to substantiate the imputations he makes in his blog concerning the Speaker and hon. Members; and also calls upon the BBC to publish a full, itemised account of the expenses of Mr Robinson, in the name of transparency and accountability of public funds.
Nick accepts that "If you ladle it out, you've got to take it, as the old saying goes."

Well let Guido dish it out a little more to our favourite public service broadcaster. This Freedom of Information request has just been submitted to the BBC's FoI unit.
Dear Sirs,

Please could you send me, by return as soon as possible, a full, itemised account of the expenses of Mr Nick Robinson, in the name of transparency and accountability of public funds.

Am particularly interested in the itemised receipts for Shepherds, Le Caprice and The Atrium restaurants.

There is considerable public interest in this as evidenced by the Early Day Motion 1037* signed by over 50 members of parliament.

Please acknowledge receipt by return.

Yours faithfully,

G. Fawkes
Although Guido is with Nick on this, it should be a bit of fun to see his wine choices. Before you ask, Guido spends nearly all his pocket money on booze, the rest is wasted...

UPDATE :
Curly reckons Nick is beginning to sound like Guido. Say it ain't so...

UKIP Handbags Swinging

Nigel Farage is threatening to sue the Sunday Times over the claim that he employed his student son, paying him out of EU funds. He admits to employing his wife on the EU gravy train but totally denies any gravy splashing on the boy.

Fingers are being pointed at Roger Knapman, the former UKIP leader, as the source of the story. The word is that he was on the phone to UKIP donors demanding Farage should be ousted on Saturday night. Cui bono?

Polls Tell Labour Blair Was Better

It must be a bit galling for the Brownies to discover that Cameron not only as expected wins over "toffs" (in the vernacular of Kevin Maguire's fantasy Beano world) - the breakdown is now showing Cameron ahead in the lower D & E income groups in England. Even in Maguire's North East home region (not in his adopted millionaire's colony of Richmond) the Tories are more popular than Brown. That is Labour's heartland, if they can't win there, they can't win anywhere.

The SNP are hammering the corrupt Scottish Labour Party, now if only the LibDems could pull some more votes from Labour, the anti-Brown vote will reach 2 to1 in England. Guido always said the Labour Party would come to miss Blair, watching Portillo last night on Thatcher it was interesting how even the dripping wet Chris Patten regretted the manner of getting rid of her - in hindsight it would have been better to let the voters decide rather than disaffected MPs.

Similarly many Labour MPs in marginals will, come the general election, rue the day they swapped a proven three times winner for a dithering, cowardly, psychologically flawed weirdo.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Gordon and Sarah's Weekend With Dave and Posh

Guido is at a loss as to what to say about the Beckhams and the Browns weekending together at Chequers. The Beckhams are not known for their intellectual pastimes. What does Gordon see in the footballing gay icon?

Hughes Remembers the "Straight Choice"

Simon Hughes is celebrating the dirty Bermondsey campaign that got him elected 25 years ago. He made his name in the early 80s winning working-class Bermondsey from Labour in a vicious battle. The gay-rights campaigner Peter Tatchell was his Labour opponent. Hughes made it clear in this election pamphlet that he was the "straight choice". Ironically it turned out he wasn't...It took some twenty years for Simon Hughes to apologise to Tatchell for that campaign, and that was only after he was outed himself.

Hat-tip :
Guido is grateful to the Bermondsey Labour Party for pointing this out.

Rich & Mark's Monday Morning View

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Time To Wave Goodbye Mr Speaker

The resignation of the Speaker's spin doctor over the "mis-briefing" of the £4,000 in taxi expenses for Mrs Speaker caps a bad week for Speaker Martin.

The charge-sheet is getting longer and the voices getting louder, if he had any sense he would stand down before a way is found to push him out. That he was involved in efforts to hide MP's expenses from Freedom of Information requests shows he is clearly the wrong person to lead parliament into a more open and transparent future. The revelation that the Speaker claims mortgage subsidy allowance for a property without a mortgage when he already lives in a grand manner at the public expense is a fiddle too far. This is an abuse fo the system which Martin has been using to featherbed his lifestyle and subsidise even his family's lifestyle. Time to say "goodbye" Mr Speaker...

Supporting Wikileaks and Freedom of Speech

Guido is showing Wikileaks some love with Google-Juice. The IP address http://88.80.13.160/wiki/Wikileaks is the internet postcode for Wikileaks. A judge has ordered the web authorities to remove the website URL address from the internet so this is the only way directly access it now. This is where Guido uploads important documents (like that Northern Rock memo) and others they don't want you to see...
Coincidentally Guido will be in London on Tuesday to speak to the Manifesto Club. The theme is "Thought Crime - from the Lyrical Terrorist to Beenie Man". Guido will be putting the case for the freedom to offend everyone except the truth - alongside Hari Kunzru, novelist and deputy president of English PEN, Aki Nawaz, the front man of the group Fun-Da-Mental (famous as a 'suicide bomb rapper') and Brendan O'Neill from the Spiked clique of lefties turned libertarian

Apparently there will be readings from literature that has been banned over the past century. Guido might even try to crack a few Bernard Manning jokes.

When: Tuesday 26 February
Time: Doors open 7pm; event begins 8pm; bar open till 11pm
Where: Corbet Place bar, 15 Hanbury St, London E1 6QR
Cost: Free to Manifesto Club members; £5 non-members (pay on the door) - or join the Manifesto Club.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

After Much Dithering the Winner Is...

"1984 1/2" who actually remembered it was supposed to be about Gordon's ideal day, the entry begins:
Awoken by Yvette Cooper. "Blair is Dead", I am to preside at his funeral and every world leader is coming. Merkel telephones. Says '"Can you be EU president and Prime Minister now there is a vacancy? " I say I can. Des Browne calls. Iraq have declared war on the Taliban, now we are allies!!
It carries on and is worth a read as a satire that contains some innate truths. Some of the other entries were amusing and of a much better quality than you webmongs have achieved in the past. (Particularly enjoyed the Beatles parodies.) If "1984 1/2" could email Guido, he will dither about a book prize...

Fair Trade Coffee from Freedom Fighters

It is Fair Trade fortnight next week, let's be honest, fair trade coffee is not renowned for its great taste. Guido can recommend one fair trade coffee that tastes good and does good. Contra Café buys its coffee from a cooperative of 500 small-scale farmers in the north of Nicaragua. In the late 80s, many of the cooperative's members fought with the Fuerza Democrática Nicaragüense to defeat the Sandinistas. In 1990, these farmers laid down their arms when Violeta Chammoro defeated Daniel Ortega at the polls.

Today, the farmers live in peace side by side with former Sandinista fighters. They cultivate coffee on their small mountain plots. In caring for their coffee, they aim to produce a quality bean, to maintain the environment on which they depend, and to provide for their families. Unfortunately, they often struggle to meet the needs of their families on the small and volatile profits from their farms. Contra Café aims to make their earnings larger and more consistent.

Rest assured that this is a premium, tasty coffee that also pays producers more than the Fair Trade price, but unlike Fair Trade, isn't a handout, it is paying what this outstanding coffee merits.

There is also the pleasing ideological angle for those of us who supported their struggle for freedom when we serve it to our dinner party guests.


You can, as you pour for them, say that at the height of the Cold War, the Contra rebels bravely fought for political and economic freedom in Nicaragua against a Cuban-backed dictatorship. Their heroic efforts forced democratic elections and led to the fall of the Marxist Sandinista regime. Today, the cooperative of former Contras grows an exceptional coffee high in the mountains of northern Nicaragua. Contra Café roasts this outstanding coffee and delivers it fresh to your home. In addition a portion of Contra Café revenues are donated to Ollie North's Freedom Alliance charity which provides scholarships for the children of active duty service members killed or disabled in the line of duty in Iraq.

Of course you should really drink it out of a Free Trade Coffee Mug, in the Fawkes household we won't drink it any other way. So order the coffee online and help third world farmers who fought for freedom.

Friday, February 22, 2008

"Auschwitz Gimmick" Jibe Backfires

CCHQ put out a press release listing 26 Brown gimmicks including under the heading "Trips to Auschwitz"
What was announced: ‘Two pupils from every sixth form and college in the country will be able to visit Auschwitz and learn about the Holocaust thanks to £4.65 million of funding’ (DCSF press release, 4 February 2008)
In fact schools would have to find £100 to fund every sixth-former’s trip (Times, 4 February 2008)
Ed Balls pounced on it and press released:
"This is a truly disgraceful remark by David Cameron and he should apologise immediately for the offence he has caused. Anyone who has seen the horrors of Auschwitz at first hand knows what a life-changing experience it is. To call the announcement I made of £4.65 million to fund visits by school children over the next three years a 'gimmick' just beggars belief. In trying to make this issue into a matter of party politics, David Cameron has shown once again that he not only lacks judgement but also a basic sense of decency."
Aside from the fact that it is not a remark by Dave, but in the notes of a CCHQ briefing, there is obvious irony in Blinky criticising the Tories for "trying to make this into a matter of party politics" in a Labour Party press release.

The Tories now say that they support the educational Auschwitz trips and that they would fully fund them via the Lottery fund. Whatever the substance of the matter, somebody is going to get a bollocking for the original press release...

Friday Caption Contest

Guido Dithering Over Gordon Birthday Prize

Guido is in a bit of a dither over who should be the winner of the competition from Wednesday. Some cracking entries, some crap entries. Have decided that the "anonymous" entries are not going to win. Not sure which book to give as a prize either...

Is there a popular choice? The Beatles parodies were quite good. Guido has decided to put the prize decision out to review by the readers. Recommendations in the comments please. If Guido disagrees he will ignore the recommendation, just like Gordon.

Whisky Business at the GLA

These pictures of a "lively" Ken are from a recent meeting.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

EXCLUSIVE : The Numbers Are In
The Myth of the "Quality Loan Book"

Alistair Darling and Gordon Brown chant the same mantra, the government's investment is backed by the assets of the bank, "a high quality loan book", which they claim has been verified by the FSA - as if the FSA employs surveyors and has the competence to take a view. Anecdotaly this untruth was unraveling, Anatole Kaletsky said this week that it was a delusion to believe that "Northern Rock had a “sound book of assets” when it was the country's biggest lender of mortgages worth more than the houses on which they are secured." Guido now has the hard numbers to prove it:These figures were compiled yesterday and are taken from analysis of the Courts Service, Possession Claims Online Database. Guido has obtained the list of 690 individual Northern Rock Possession Claims, averaging some 40 every working day. Of all mortgage lenders Northern Rock has the absolute highest rate of possession claims. Hardly evidence of a sound loan book...

UPDATE :
As of midnight last night Northern Rock has withdrawn from offering 125% mortgages.

UPDATE :
In the comments a co-conspirator has made an effort to normalise the results by market share using market leader HBOS against Northern Rock:
HBOS has 20.4% of the market, with 520 reposessions in Feb = 25 repos per 1% of market

Northern Rock has 7.2% of the market, with 690 reposessions in Feb = 95 repos per 1% of the market.

In short, Northern Rock repossesses almost 4 houses to every one repossesed by HBOS, when market share is factored into the equation.
Hat-tip : HousePriceCrash.co.uk via LabRat

Granite's Lawyers Boast of "Socialist Model"

Angela Clist is the mega-bucks partner at City lawyers Allen & Overy who advised Barclays and Merrill Lynch on the establishment of Northern Rock's £20 billion mortgage-backed note programme, "Granite Master Issuer plc".

In a tombstone note to clients she boasts that
The Granite Master Issuer plc securitisation restructured the existing Granite RMBS master trust, with cashflows being changed from a "capitalist" to a "socialist" model to simplify the addition of new tranches of debt from a single issuing vehicle.
How prophetic of her...

Hat-tip : BOF2BS gets sent a well deserved T-shirt for this tip.

+++ Government Loses Northern Rock Vote +++

Lobby and All Turn Against Speaker

Some members of the Lobby have detested the Speaker from the beginning, dubbing him "Gorbals Mick". This allowed him to shield himself by blaming his bad press on posh public schoolboy scribblers. Sensitive as he is, he even got the taxpayer to cough for Carter-Ruck to protect his reputation. He is really dreadful and it is now recognised by all sides they he has to go, the question is how to get rid of the worst Speaker in living memory? The Speaker enmeshed in an air miles fiddle when he is supposed to oversee the crackdown on MP's fiddles may provide an opening.

The feeling is that if the PM and/or leaders of the opposition let it be known that it was time to take the ermine he would have little choice other than to go. There is no constitutional mechanism for deposing him.

Jon Craig is tipping Sir George Young and Deputy Speaker Sir Alan Haselhurst. Rumour has it that John Bercow fancies himself in fancy dress as well. He seems a bit too young for the job...

Does Yvette Know Her Granite from Her Elbow?

The Granite securitisation vehicle is causing the government a lot of confusion, it may even cause the LibDems to back out of supporting the government's nationalisation of the Crock. Yvette Cooper stated in the Commons debate definitively that Granite is not covered by government guarantees. "It is not being taken into public ownership and it is not, in fact, owned by Northern Rock, so it is not part of the taxpayer's exposure and has never been so."

Compare and contrast that with the Treasury statement of 18 December, 2007: HM Treasury today confirms that the guarantee arrangements for Northern Rock plc described in HM Treasury's announcements dated 20 and 21 September 2007 and 9 October 2007 are being extended, at the request of Northern Rock plc, to the following unsubordinated wholesale obligations, whether now existing or arising in the future... all obligations of Northern Rock plc to make payments on the repurchase of mortgages under the documentation for the "Granite" securitisation programme.

That seems pretty clear. Looks like the lawyers are going to get rich out of this...

UPDATE :
Something of a stewards inquiry in the comments as to the nature of the obligation - though no one has argued that there is no obligation - except Yvette when she said "it is not part of the taxpayer's exposure". Like Guido said, the lawyers could have some fees out of the argument.

UPDATE II :
Northern Rock's Annual Report 2006, Note 22, Page 86 states that the Granite group of companies "are regarded as legal subsidiaries under UK companies legislation". Odd because they aren't really structured that way.

Benn Was Against the CAP Before He Was in Favour of the CAP

Hilary Benn, like his father Tony, makes a strong claim to moral authority. His years as Secretary of State for International Development saw him campaign against the inequities that make life difficult for the developing world. Chief among those inequities is the functioning of the EU's Common Agricultural Policy (CAP). In 2006 Benn railed against the farm subsidy regime:
“Through the Common Agricultural Policy (CAP), two fifths of the EU budget goes on subsidies and support to Europe’s farmers who represent 5% of Europe’s population, and produce less than 2% of Europe’s output. Most is not spent in the poorer parts of Europe where it is needed. Most goes to the biggest farming companies and landowners, not small farmers.
Hilary Benn is now at DEFRA. His tune has changed as well, now the developing world's small farm exporters are the competitive enemy and he is leading the British effort to ensure that there is no limit to the subsidies that the biggest landowners in Britain claim. The European Commission proposed to redistribute subsidy money away from farmers receiving more than €300,000 a year. DEFRA opposes even this sensible modest suggestion.

Hilary told the NFU conference this week that "We're alive to some of your concerns about limiting higher levels of payments. We share them."

Hilary's father Tony, the second Viscount Stansgate, has now retired to the family seat, Stansgate Abbey Farm on the Essex coast. From this satellite picture it appears to be a working farm. Guido wonders if the family farm benefits from CAP subsidies?

Hat-tip : CAP Health Check

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Scotland Yard is not playing ball with Ken's request to investigate a crime that no one said Jasper had committed. So this means the "no running commentary on an ongoing police investigation" strategy to push the issue off the agenda has come unstuck.

Brian Paddick, the ex-Scotland Yard Deputy Commissioner and LibDem candidate for Mayor puts it succinctly:

“Last week, Ken Livingstone suspended one of his closest aides, Lee Jasper, saying he wanted to enable the police to investigate the allegations of malpractice and corruption made against him.

We now learn from Scotland Yard that there is no such police investigation taking place. It begs the question why was Lee Jasper suspended in the first place?”

The GLA will now presumably be able to cross-examine Jasper. The police are still investigating six companies which have enjoyed the LDA's generous patronage...

Fijian PM is Commander Bainimarama
British PM is Completely Bananas

Guido is not making this up, this is the official advertising campaign for the Fijian Visitors Bureau:Fijime.comGordon gave permission for the use of his image according to the advertising agency behind the advert "so long as it was not derogatory and it did not appear that he was endorsing the islands in any way. We showed them the image of the Prime Minister with the red flower behind his ear and they said it was okay to use". Presumably the PM just wants to show solidarity with another unelected PM?

UPDATE : Have just been looking into the situation in Fiji, widespread human rights abuses, suppression of pro-democracy activists, violence against activists by the dictatorship and the jailing of independent bloggers in the forefront of the widely suppressed anti-government media. You can see the attraction for Gordon...

Gordon's Birthday Prize Competition

Guido will give a prize to the wittiest 200(ish) word long description of Gordon's ideal day in the style of A Day in the Life.

A full 24 hours please (remember Gordon is rumoured to be suffering from insomnia - those demons torment him). In the comments please, closes Friday morning. A book to the winner...

Huck Me!