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Wednesday, July 2, 2008
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The bloke's name is ruined, he'll be forever linked to grubby deals and greasy palms.
why does this government so consistently take us for idiots?!
jimg.
Is that a rhetorical question or do you really want to know?
jimg said
"why does this government so consistently take us for idiots?!"
err - because they can and the fact that they get away with it more often than not....
Vaz is WYSIWYG....and he certainly has bloated over the years since his firebrand years of calling for Rushdie to be sliced and diced.....Opportunist bringing Subcontinent Politics to Whitehall
jimg said...
"why does this government so consistently take us for idiots?!"
Because we are and they know we are!
Vaz - the anti British socialist scumbag.
Just how many of these foreigners are their in the New Labour Empire?
Malloch Brown
Hain (handed to the CPS at last)
Vaz
I am sure there are trough loads more - anyone got a comprehensive list of this foreign fifth column who seem hell bent on destroying their extremely generous host country?
O/T but I mean, bloody hell, it just gets better and better.
'British Govt spied on every 'phone, fax and email between UK and Ireland for 7 years.'
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/britain-rebuked-for-spying-on-us-for-seven-years-1425242.html
Guido: I hope they've got nothing on you
It's true. His office in Norman Shaw North was painted last week and is now vacant, with no name tag on the door.
I want hair.
I still think "Vaz" sounds like some kitchen or bathroom product. Drain cleaner? Squidgy stuff you spray on limescale?
Or maybe it's stuff you inject up the dog's arse to get rid of worms.
New Formula Vaz! (Contains ionic surfactants.)
You can stuff me full of ionic surfactants anytime dennis darling.
bbc reports that the file documenting Peter Hain's campaign funding has been handed to the CPS by the police. Now we have fevered speculation for a while, then the CPS decide not to prosecute.
Vaz could slide along a ten-mile razor blade and suffer no harm. Slugs probably take his correspondence course. I wonder if he's on a retainer from the BNP and working to descredit our vibrant multi-culti race paradise. If there were money in it, he'd certainly be willing.
Labour MP's have queued up to gang rape Liberty - They should be castrated at the next election the old fashioned way!
Nick Clegg is like Neil Kinnock, don't you think?
The CPS will be knobbled no doubt.
"... negotiate a better office."
Deputy PM perhaps ...
knobbled, that's their fucking nickname-no pun intended.
Hain is looking a lot less orange and lot more grey skinned.
The cuntbubble
For a moment I thought this posting header said," I want a better orifice."
Never in the field of human suffering was so much stolen by so few, in this house, from behind the backs of so many people of this Island.
Winston Churchill IV.
He looks like he could do with a stronger chair too!
Kieth Vaz, spiv,liar and thief extrordinaire has just told the BBC PM prog that the letter promising him his thirty pieces of silver for selling out his 'principles' was just a "JOKE"!
Like the one about the horse that walked into a bar? Or the Jew who went to heaven?
I have heard weak excuses before but WTF!
Do senior Government ministers write jokes to each other now when they shoud be working on our behalf?
Heard this joke? A greedy and stupid thief blackmails a weak and desperate regime in return for favours?
BASTARDS!
No, Vaz, you're the fucking joke, and a bad one at that.
I hope someone takes the cunt's new office away - after 42 days.
Nothing new here. Vaz has a long history of sleazy behaviour. Phony Blair once declared he had every confidence in Vaz when there were calls for him (Vaz)to resign.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/1153769.stm
If it's a joke, then all of the zanulab clique should get out a bit more. That's if they can find anywhere that would put up with them... and their jokes.
What's got four legs and goes WOOF!
Piper Alfa
So Keith Vaz sells his soul in order to save Gordon's skin for a "better office"?
No fucking way.
If I were some innocent dude, locked up for 42 days without any reason, I would gain great comfort in the fact that Vaz was enjoying his new office.
OH-B&T I think you'll find that's "Alpha". I saw some of the aftermath to that at first hand and I'm sure the widows and orphans are splitting their sides at your jocularity.
I also saw the way that certain pillocks and deadbeat bureaucrats at the Dept. for Energy faffed about when it came to putting forward ways of improving North Sea safety. It would make you weep.
Please, everyone, stop being beastly to that nice Mr Vaz - Did he not once describe himself as Britains most important Asian? So he must be very important,like that one who made a fortune in curries and then gave a load of money to New labour or the medical one who made a fortune in buying and selling badly run care homes (even though he is a doctor and must have signed the H/Oath) and gave a load of money to New Labour and...New Brits, New Rules..!
Perhaps Gordon is right?
There is no one in New Labour better able than him to be Labour leader. The whole rotten bunch are just corrupt self serving CUNTS, with Gordon being the chief CUNT.
It has been very many years since I had a bet, but wondered if there are any bookies offering odds on particular politicians being convicted of criminal offences, or even a, gasp, resignation.
Whenever I see Vaz, I think of that bloke in Ghostbusters who got "slimed".
After his appalling record of graft (remember the Hindhuja brothers and their passports?), how does he end up chairing a Commons committee?
And by the way, his committee is all about him. He constantly finds an excuse to invite a celebrite to attend his televised meetings.
His favourite drink?
What else but N'oily Pratt.
Does anyone know where Vaz the Spaz lives?.I would like to daub shit on his walls.
'Fund irregularities' & dodgy passports, WTF do voters continue to vote these waste of space losers into office?
On the topic of British Security monitoring emails, phone calls between Ireland & England for seven years, I'm not a terrorist but due to their blanket approach I take great satisfaction in thinking that I must have added considerably to their workload over that period.
Vaz is of course a product for benefit vaccuuming.
No other product hoovers up more! In test Vaz emptied troughs faster than it's competitors!
Buy Vaz now, only one Lordship!
Why does this slimey bastard need a new office? Can't he just convert one of the 6 houses he's managed to accumulate over the last few years.
jimg said...
"why does this government so consistently take us for idiots?!"
Because we are and they know we are!
Quite
I would also add.
Because they also make a tidy sum, get a comfortable pension, and most importantly, a much higher status then they could achieve without running the risk of a terminally long prison sentence. By consistently taking us for the idiots, we most certainly are.
Of course one could get philosophical at this point by saying.
" The biggest idiot of all, could be described as a person that has sold their soul and principals to the devil himself, for no more then a pocket full of mumbles. Plus several dozen rather tasty looking free call girls, 'loads of money,' and a peerage at the end of it all."
But there again, philosophy is plainly often bullshit. Where as politics has always been, the only real business the really big boys need to 'own'.
Atlas
Don't forget labour owe a significant debt of gratitude to vaz - this is the man that taught them the ins and outs of how to make government pay, Sub continent style.
Keith Vaz dis is YUUUR LOYFE!!!
According to Wikipedia he was born in Aden in the Middle East to Goan/Indian parents.
The Filkin enquiry at the House of Commons came to the conclusion -
"he committed serious breaches of the Code of Conduct and a contempt of the House"
He invited a contestant from Big Brother to the House of Commons for tea, Shilpa Shetty. Nu Labours Britain, well after all didnt they make an appeal for Deidres (from coronation street) release in a session of the commons. Well, I suppose now that 70-80% of our lawmaking has been treachesly been handed over to unelected commissioners in Europe they have to fill their time somehow.
He is part of the Black Socialist Society
His real first name is Nigel!
His constituency is Leicester East which since the 1960s is one of the most Indian places outside India and they're putting up a statue of Gandhi - After all Mohatoma has a long assocition with this mediaeval ancient English town????????
Did I read correctly a comment above informs us that he is saying "IT was just a joke" Surely he meant "I AM" not "IT WAS", but then English is not his mother tongue, so perhaps he got muddled up.
Foreign fifth column? I would like to nominate Dennis Macshane, David Milliband and brother Ed (if he really is human). Any Others?
So a fat socialist deals for a bigger office, '...each according to his need'.
TaT - damn - I guessed "Gary Elsby"
tt, close but no banana, sir.
anon 6.55, as requested:
the fifth columnists that appear on the list are;
jack 'deaf boy' straw
denis 'what post war plan?' macshane
david 'I do not have down's syndrome' miliband
ed 'Iamafatcunt' miliband
geoff 'war criminal, me?' hoon
gordon 'operation ore' brown
ed 'fuckinguselessfatcunt' balls
yvette 'bullshit' cooper
des "it's like the wild west in Afghanistan" browne
douglas 'pinocchio' alexander
jackie is not on the list because she's got great tits. and the filthy bitch gets them out quite a lot.
note to jackie smith: any chance of a soapy tit-wank?
In a tenuous link to the previous thread, if Vaz were to end up losing his seat / having to resign etc, he could apply for one of these great public sector jobs:
Dance Development Officer, Surrey County Council, £35k
Active Lifestyles Officer (Young People and Obesity), Walsall Council, £23k
Equality and Diversity Project Officer, Richmond Council, £29k
Unfortunately he has missed the closing date for the best of the lot:
Street Naming and Numbering Data Support Officer, Lambeth Council, £30k!!!
And Councils tell us they have to keep putting Council Tax up to 'maintain essential services'...
The new office has a stationary cupboard which is being turned into a den for the office gimp.
His chest in my Vaz's old office infringed health and safety regulations.
See, there's a perfectly reasonable explanation which does not involve every freedom loving subject getting reamed up the rusty sherif's by Vaz and the DUP
Vaz and the DUP
VAZDUP.
Eurgh. I just puked.
Oh, and following on from the community cohesion bollocks discussed in a previous thread, fear not:
Wycombe District Council are offering £45k for a 'role at the heart of the community cohesion agenda' , whatever that is...
All these non-jobs advertised make me vomit (projectile). My fucking taxes go to these bastards.
Was it not Norman Tebbit, some years ago, who described Vaz as a "well oiled rat?". I'm old and behind the times, still celebrating the comeuppance of Hain.
Surely something similar is in store for Vaz?
Anon 7:58 PM
Don't these non-jobs make you want to dance for joy?
Because if they do, you'll be glad to know that there is now a National Strategy for Dance backed up with £5.5m of your taxes.
Before you nay-sayers complain that this is a waste of money, the link above (an announcement by Margaret Hodge) boasts that:
"Body popping, polka and pirouettes will be available for many more young people across England"
Jesus fucking wept...
I'd like to pop Hodge in a body bag.
Labour are a bunch of butt fucking queens, Brown is butt fucker in chief.
No wonder the government stinks, I bet they have shit smeared cocks -bunch of dirty faggots!
Send some niggers with pliers and blow torches to number 10 and give Brown a work over.
If Vaz made you a sandwich - would you eat it?
anon.8.17.
Pophodge is an adverb isn't it? I'd give it a go if were you.
check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d4-NqdI27Q
Active Lifestyles Officer (Young People and Obesity)
Sounds like a job for a retired Regimental Sergeant Major and a cattle prod....
Seriously i cannot believe that Mandy isn't pulling the string somehwere to get his revenge over Gay Gordon.
Save your breath, losers, we already counted the postal votes for June 2010 (waddya mean "Mugabe-on-a-stick"?)
(and I don't understand this "Vaz-o-lene clean round the bend" thing at all)
This thread is overtly racist!
New Improved Vaz!
Patent pending (geddit?)
These are not non-jobs.
They are Labour party votes.
stuey griffin.
And?
I dont know if anyone else has noticed but Vaz spelt backwards is 'thieving labour scum bag cunt'.
Amazing.
dennis.
Damn!
I'm gonna miss those ionic surfactants.
I was wondering why i was enjoying it so much.
dennis.
New improved Vaz, now called Spaz!
But not for long.
Labour MP Helen Clark refused service in hotel bar and absolutely loses it, screaming `cunts` etc.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d4-NqdI27Q
Do NOT watch if you don't like to see Labour MPs in meltdown.
If the 'better office' happens to be in the European Parliament then he's done very well out of it indeed.
labour MP totally loses it on camera in a bar! said...
Labour MP Helen Clark refused service in hotel bar and absolutely loses it, screaming `cunts` etc.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d4-NqdI27Q
Do NOT watch if you don't like to see Labour MPs in meltdown.
July 2, 2008 9:15 PM
Fuck me! she goes nuts.
This is guido TV material, where the fuck is Guido?
Could someone define the exact nature of "come uppance" for a dodgy politician?
Could it be,
A. A post at the EU?
B. A non-executive directorship or three?
C. Chair of a Quango.
They must be shaking in their shoes!
Look out, chaps. It's past 9pm so Guido will be home soon. Time to tone it down a bit.
Nicolarse Steven has resigned as libdum leader!
hallelujah! There IS a god!!
non-job outreach co-ordinator @ 7.39 -
"Wycombe District Council are offering £45k for a 'role at the heart of the community cohesion agenda' , whatever that is..."
Have you BEEN there? - it needs a LOT of co-hesion, but only if you're not Asian, because every other cunt is. Probably why the salary is so much higher there than Richmond.
Helen Clark is no longer an MP. That said, it's a truly shocking clip of a pissed-up woman getting angry.
labour MP totally loses it on camera in a bar!
Thank you Soooo much for that perfect illustration of a Nu-Lab Hon Member doing what comes naturally. What an old munter, but at least she knew what she was, or perhaps that they all are. And it has a husband? WTF - how proud must he be?
Brilliant. Send it round everyone - hope the hotel makes some money off this, might help to compensate the poor girl the drunken old bitch was bullying.
You haven't seen my missus mate.
shit-bag - what a pity, it could have added to the one-eyed gay cunt's woes.
Disappointing really.
To spend more time with his family? I wonder what the real reason is...
labour MP totally loses it on camera in a bar! said...
Labour MP Helen Clark refused service in hotel bar and absolutely loses it, screaming `cunts` etc.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d4-NqdI27Q
Do NOT watch if you don't like to see Labour MPs in meltdown.
July 2, 2008 9:15 PM
Not an MP any longer, fortunately for us she lost her seat in 2005, and a bloody good job to!
But remember this is Labours top drawer MP material! exposed for all to see as the washed up, hopeless degenerates that make up their parties numbers.
Anybody else know of an Asian man who is pissed off with his office?
PS
It isnt his office
Have to say, Ed Balls and Keith Vaz must be the most obnoxious of Labour or any MP ever. It would be a brave punter who placed them first and second.
But who was that Labour MP at PMQs today who could not even string a few words of English together? Sounded like Sarr--warr or something very close.
"Wycombe District Council are offering £45k for a 'role at the heart of the community cohesion agenda' , whatever that is..."
And that is a Conservative-controlled council.
quote: "h loads more - anyone got a comprehensive list of this foreign fifth column who seem hell bent on destroying their extremely generous host country?"
Too bloody right - we're the HOST and he's the fucking PARASITE.
Greasy, opportunist, sleazy fucking parasite.
So Vast sold his soul for a nicer office and not one cunt in the world wants him to tie his neck to a rafter and try to stand on the floor? This is Britain for fucks sake, we should expect better. The boy Cameron had better bring government back to the people or there will be another Guy Fawkes, and he won’t be a blogger. Ten years of this and the country is in a shit state, while they bribe and lie their way to ultimately giving the country away for free. Fucking wankers the lot of them.
Mr 45govt, she was considered to be one of the best examples of "Blair's Babes" [sic]. Until she lost her seat, that is; and her marbles, the plot, etc.
There is no more pathetic a specimen as an ousted MP - they cannot even make a living as minor celebrities. However, if Ed Balls plays his cards right, he could reach supervisor level at McDonald's in a year or two. He's a bright and ambitious chap, after all.
"July 2, 2008 5:30 PM"
Far be it from me as a dereconstructed fuckoffster chap, to comment on the ladylike stuff like.
Nevertheless...by jingo, I think you've got it...not quite sweary enough but hey ;-)
Time to retire g1lgam3sh, events have overrun even the furthest reaches of the original sarcasm.
Ironically/predictably enough, now everybody believes Cassandra but the drone drowns it out.
(New ID coming but you've got my ip Guido, I won't be double posting)
"And that is a Conservative-controlled council.
The modern 'Conservative' party is committed to the same multi-culti hell-hole as all the others. Grocer Heath's enduring legacy.
They don't intend to conserve anything.
Don't much about Vaz other than the fact he is a corrupt fat turd.
Blimey, the woman's behaviour is disgraceful.
I hope she doesn't get one of the two Positive Activities Worker positions currently vacant at Blackpool Council. I'm not sure she's much of a role model.
That said, since they pay £22k "Unqualified", perhaps she'd be interested in applying.
BY THE WAY ISN'T IT FUCKING GREAT THAT GALLIC SEX DWARF IS GIVING IT WITH BOTH BARRELS TO THAT FUCKING HOMO MANDY.
SARKOZY IS CLEARLY A REAL MAN AND COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT UPSETTING THE TURD BURGLER.
WE NEED MEN LIKE HIM TO TELL CUNTS LIKE BROWN AND BRADSHAW AND THE REST OF THE FUCKING POOFS WHO SPEND THEIR FUCKING UP THIS COUNTRY THAT WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THEM AND THEIR NASTY QUEER WAYS.
Your joking right? That cunt is more pro Europe than Mandy. That cunt is even after the British Army.
I think I am in love with who- ever wrote this:
britain needs a vazectomy said...
Vaz could slide along a ten-mile razor blade and suffer no harm. Slugs probably take his correspondence course. I wonder if he's on a retainer from the BNP and working to descredit our vibrant multi-culti race paradise. If there were money in it, he'd certainly be willing.
July 2, 2008 5:06 PM
Shit I fell rushing to the keyboard, as soon as I get this sword out of my arse, I'll be down to sort those little shits out.
Many have pointed out Vaz has "a long history of sleazy behaviour". Round here we can confirm that: cash for passports, cash for access, cash gets your effnic problem solved.
He's not even subtle about it, but that doesn't matter cos he's got protection sorted. Like a subcontinental baron dispensing largesse, with dosh handed over to cronies by grateful supplicants.
Anyone fancy a taxi licence in Leicester? It's yours for a couple of grand in the right pocket.
VAZ - Shorthand for - Another fucking New Labour Crook!
This git has been carrying the whiff of ordure around him for bloody years.
It's about time he got his comeuppance!
Please concentrate on getting this bastard to resign, Guido, and force another by-election.
Who knows?
If we can trigger enough by-elections by exposing ALL the New Labour Crooks........we could get Gordon out well before 2010! WooHoo! :O)
Old Holborn:
You're such a FUCKING IDIOT!
So Piper Alpha was funny was it?
Shame you weren't on it at the time, if only to save us from the UTTER SHITE you continue to spout.
Guido....For Fuck Sake get rid of this piece of excrement, he keeps clogging up the drains with his posts. LOL
whose office will he end up in? have any senior labour mps recently vacated a decent office?
silent hunter - stay silent - it was just a joke, and not a bad one. We like old holborn thank you - his contributions are far greater than yours, and very sound - get over yourself.
Well if Vaz does get a better office (in the physical sense) we can at least console ourselves with the fact that he won't be occupying it for very long!
Well said Silent Hunter. Fuck 45govt. The cunt must think he is Thick Thieves now and running the blog!
As for Old Hoburn; that cunts bitter when not bummed so maybe missing his boyfriend!
What about the rumours about Keith Vaz and a gay sauna in Finland?
I've applied for the Dance Development Officer role. Looks good to me. I'm a fat, hook handed Islamic cleric so it's a done deal.
anon 8.09,
no, I do not run the blog.
I just keeo spastics like you in order.
TAT,
You are actually on the whole a waste of pixels boring us to death calling everyone a spaz.
That is why you are deleted so often.
waste of pixels, good one.
very harsh though, sir.
and I did go a whole week without calling anyone a spastic.
I will redouble my efforts to refrain from such base terminology,
but it is only fair that you should also take into account that I am a juvenile delinquent who suffers from tourette's and is on the spectrum of auticity,
yours etc.
Somebody, anybody.. put the cunt out of her misery and everybody else's!
yes, you will need help because you are incapable of achieving the task on your own.
you fucking invalid.
Yeah, - right up his capacious arse – I suppose it’s big enough
Study Guido's pic of Vaz carefully.
That's Diane Abbott without the wig, that is.
Asked whether the Prime Minister had completed his answer or was he in the middle of doing so, the PMS replied that he had seen what other people had seen, which was the Prime Minister attempting to answer, the Speaker calling order and then calling the next question. The Prime Minister was doing what he was told to do by the Speaker, which is what he would always do. Asked whether he thought the Speaker was rescuing the Prime Minister from a difficult situation, the PMS said that it was not for him to put any sort of interpretation on events that we could all see for ourselves. Asked whether the Prime Minister had had anything else to say on the matter, the PMS replied that unfortunately we would never know.
http://www.number-10.gov.uk/output/Page15892.asp
Awwww!
What's the matter 45govt?
Can't handle the competition! LOL
Ooooooooo!
What you going to do?
Shoot me with your BIG GUN! :OD
I would put up a picture of a Colt45 beer can instead if I were you mate.......far more in keeping with the level of comment you like to bore us all with.
Sub pub bore! LOL
As for Thick As Thieves.......well the first bit's accurate enough.
Scrolling past this post 'office' at first glance became orifice.
From what I've heard it's hard work being a Labour MP, I'm sure many of them do need a new one.
silent hunter,
it is most unwise of you to start on me. I hunt retards like you for fun.
you're out of your league, now fuck off.
THICKO:
Ooooooooooo!
I'm trembling in my boot's LOL :OD
So; apart from all the swearing.....where's the intellect?
The lack of which presumably explains the first part of your name and the second part probably derives from your habit of regurgitating what 'others' have said and passing it off as your own work.
I think I probably am out of 'your' league! Hehehehehehehee. :O)
Guido is right........TAT; you are a barely literate bore, which is why you get so many of 'your' posts deleted.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
So presumably you'll indulge in some more swearing and threats now.
Always good to have ones point underlined. LOL :O)
Well!
Colt45BeerCan isn't singing anymore! LOL.
Come on? I would have thought you would have got your BIG GUN loaded by now?...........BIG BOY! ;O)
Vaz like the rest will be dealt with just google hopi prophesies and dont forget he answers to the bankers he is just a tool
Keith Vaz would not take up the issue of EQWUALITY AND PROFILLING,
IF YOU DO NOT HAVE VOTES,
even if you are from East Africa and an ASian group griveously wronged. his office has simple refused even to convey it to his, a brilliant lawyer who would have understood the enormity of the WRONG perpetrated in a situation similar to that in UGANDA 1971----
but much worse in scale---and a direct rsult of the way a situation of an administration coming to power with a MINORITy of VOTES in the terrotory---just like what is happening in Zibabve
, but the GOVT supported the tghe minority based administration and used a LAW made by it AGAUNGT (own)British Citizens their only fault being that they were of ethnic asian origin
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