Sun Says : Harriet Definitely Plotting
The insider panel on Politics Home agrees - two-thirds reckon she is positioning herself. Lets see if she does well at PMQs today. If she cheers the Labour benches it will put some oomph in her covert campaign. Guido's top tip to those briefing UPDATE : Fathers4Justice campaigners are back on the roof of her house again.
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She can't be any worse than Brown, but is she really the best that Labour can manage?
That's it then. If Rupert Murdoch is backing Harriet, then Gordon is toast and perhaps Dave too.
God preserve us.
I say, Guido takes it up the arse off max moseley's strsp on.
Knowing that brown will go into anti virus mode at the thought that he's getting a dose of his own plotting medicine, I'm more inclined to think that someone or more like some thing inside the PLP wants her out the way, hence the briefings.
She'll never be PM, she doesn't have the integrity to be a parish councillor.
If she does then Heaven help the white, English, indigenous male! And if you think this is already the nanny state then you aint seen nuthin' yet....
Has she been on the pies?
I blame Gordon, telling us not to waste food.
Guido.
Interesting juxtaposition here of the two photos of sweet Harriet. See all the new chins? Not much grub finding its way into the Dromey/Harman waste bin.
But her plotting will enrage the PM, who insisted yesterday he is still the “right man” to lead the party.
The problem there for Gordon is that Harriet is not a man and is rumoured to be a woman.
Is Harriet trying to do an impersonation of our very own Dennis?
Dennis
Fuck!
Guido you managed to find an even worse picture of the fucking ugly bastard.
I'm now bringing up £55 worth of booze.
Bastard!
Time for the Tories to indulge in seal clubbing for beginers, or the new sport at the Olympics, shooting fish in a barrel. HH was let off the hook last time she stood in for Brown. Hague or Dave should stick the boot in, and run not let this useless bint off.
And who is that sitting on your roof Harriet?
"those briefing Dave today" - aren't we getting Billy Hague instead?
Likely to be PM ?
PMS more like. (Permanent Menstrual Syndrome.)
We've had skilled white men treated badly by a woman PM before.
The result ?
A third world country.
is to write 'integrity and harriet harman' an example of an oxymoron ?
If you gave her some stubble and 5 o clock shadow - she would look remarkably like Broon. Maybe it's all a clever plot to replace himself with himself - just a wee bit of plastic surgery?
Christ! She'll be after more than our brollies: http://www.order-order.com/2007/12/day-heffer-nearly-donated-his-brolly.html
She cannot be serious? Does she really believe she's up to it? - or that the general public would vote for her as PM in an election?
...is there something in the water in the Cabinet room?
She'll have to tighten up her website security if she becomes PM.
What's this Scotland visit all about?
Woman on a Raft, I'm sure mad hatty harperson will benefit from you dress & deportment tips.
Have you considered asking Fawkes for a regular fashionista agony aunt slot ? For example I would welcome you advice on toning down my tanned & chiseled outdoor look, for a slightly more metrosexual immage. Tuscan Tonys' Tony Curtis quiff & Terry Thomas dress sense, is, frankly, looking rather dated. And as for Denis, well , we warned him that too much botox can be a problem. I shouldn't waste time on the beast, an apple and a burqua are the only answers there !
Back to mad hatty, I was quite surprised you didn't suggest a brain transplant as most likely to register an improvement. The thing is, with her policies, there will be lots of spare organs available for transplant , from all the white working class males she doesn't have any use for.
"If she cheers the Labour benches it will put some oomph in her covert campaign."
An obvious point: if the story of Hettie's leadership bid is in The Sun, it can't be very covert, can it?
Why do I get the distinct impression that she is an utterly useless minister but very adept at being sneaky and two-faced?
Guido - if you get the chance, please can you show that clip of the woman in the audience's reaction when HH's announced as winner of the deputy leadership campaign? Priceless.
To continue Guido's jockey theme, runners and riders: Harman and Johnson (dead heat to finish the deputy leader race), Cruddas (won most votes in first round of deputy leader vote; 49 MPs nominated; Amicus/TGWU), Miliband (I suppose, I don't think he has any charisma, nor a base in the Labour Party), and Jacqui Smith (former chief whip, haven't we all seen "House of Cards").
Might explain why IDS had a distinct spring in his step on the tube this morning!
as you say, though, Guido, it's time to play softly soflty catchy monkey.....reel her in, let her feel comfortable, let her openly declare running and then watch as NuLab stab each other in the back ad infinitum.
As Elvis might once have said:
She's a devil woman....
http://www.harrietharman.org/fileadmin/endorsements/womens_001.jpg
what a larf. This proves she's deranged. Another shoe in Zanulabour PM will not be welcoemd by the Great British Public.
Anyway she's just as bonkers as Brown, and has even less leadership ability. So really, I couldn't give a fuck, except I am really looking forward to Gordon getting a kicking.
I agree with Blue Eyes, sod it, game on. Give the gal a break, we need rid of the loser who's in at the moment so what's the problem. Game on. I think Cameron's a jockey but it doesn't harm his electoral chances (probably enhances them - constitutional rape etc) so fair play to her.
I'm left breathless with glee, astonishment and shadenfreude.
Is this all they've got?!
She's got as much intelligence as a pork pie and the integrity of a weasel guarding a hen house.
Even Gordon has more charisma.
Oh boy this should be good.
Bring it on!!!!!!
Bloody hell Guido man, that's one frightening photo; I really doubt I could utilise my considerable CS3skills to improve it in any way at all.
The last time I saw a head like that, there was a jockey behind it...
Fucking delicious!
Fuck me. Surely this is a Guido story to get the diary pages off his back?
Bet Gordon isn't so pleased about the G8 summit after all.
Has Harman had a phone call in the middle of the night, or did McHasbeen-Brown phone Fathers 4 Justice instead?
That's quite a photo you've posted Guido.
It makes her look like Jabba the Hut!
Agreed, shit-bag. If this is Guido's idea of covert, we should be glad he's a blogger and not a spy.
Bob, 9.44, I am mortified.
As for Hatty's bid, when the twat's away the lice will play.
Why is there a picture of John Prescott ?
This is shaping up delightfully.
One retarded PM who is now bound to fight tooth and nail for his position with a retarded and much hated deputy PM. Its like going back to medieval times - bear-baiting and the like.
No doubt all the fun will start after Glasgow East - surprised Harridan Harperson hasn't waited for the result before lashing out, but I guess she's even more stupid and ambitious than I took her for. In fact her particular mix of stupidity and raw ambition is just what is needed to challenge Gorgon for top spot in the stupid and extraordinarily ambitious stakes.
Should be fascinating to watch as the Gorgon camp square up to the Harridan camp leaking bitch-slap stories to the press to tear strips off each other without actually being publically nasty. Lets face it, Gorgon isn't just going to walk out of office without a fight. He's fought tooth and nail for this job over the last ten years and to be honest I think that's the only thing he's good at - he's probably relishing the fight to come. Everyone else in the cabinet knows that and kept well away, but not our dim-witted Harridan. She's right there, her eyes gleaming at the thought of getting her hands on the big prize and her name in the history books (or is that herstory books?). Surely even she can't be so stupid as to believe she can rescue Labour from awesome defeat at the next election? She's about as popular in the country as drug-resistant bubonic plague. Nevertheless her deep desire to be Britains first left-wing female PM is what's rubbing her rather underused G-spot right now.
Gladiators are you READY?! Harridan YOU will go on my FIRST whistle! Gorgon YOU will go on my SECOND whistle!
Watching Brown in Japan is a national embarrassment as it is, so I suppose it wont make any difference if Harperson took over - a decade of NuLab and we think we've reached rock bottom with unelected Brown but now we know - IT COULD GET WORSE WITH HYPOCRITE harperson - will the nightmare ever end?
she's pretty, damn fucking ugly even for a leftie
The Dear Leader is in it for the long term tho
Pass the eyeball fork!
There's no vacancy. Gay Gordon will not resign if Labour lose Glasgow East. He will listen to what the voters have said - that they want him to steer Britain through troubled economic times. He'll be getting on with the job, making the right long term decisions for the future.
Unusually the Currant Bun article doesn't have a by-line. Neither Pascoe-Watson, Wilson or Wooding prepared to step up to the plate on this story?
There use to be a thin(ish) woman of the same name who was Legal Officer of the National Council for Civil Liberties. Anyone know what happened to her?
Am I right in hearing that the Glasgow East election, as well as belatedly having a Margaret Curran (Labour) candidate on the list, has a second Curran (Francis, Socialist Workers Party and, wait for it!!! She comes before young Margaret on the lineup.) In the event of a close election!! You just couldn’t make it up!
Me thinks, it’s a pity the list has probably closed, it would have been a “jolly wheeze” to run around Glasgow East recruiting as many Currans to stand as possible.
At least Harriet stood for and won an election. Gordon is a coward, he is shit scared of elections, he rants and raves in private yet makes forced smiles in public. He will get someone else to try and put the knife into Harriet. Little wonder then, that Harriet wears a stab jacket. What's Tom Watson doing these days?
She's got one of those faces that is rapidly being subsumed by her ever growing neck. Five more years and she won't even look vaguely human.
Has the "Tories for Harriet" group been announced yet?
Don't think so-but her sisterhood friend Tessy MAY would be good for chairperson.
username : harriet
password : harman
A memorable testament to her depth of intellect.
Have you noticed how "the current economic difficulties are due to the rest of the world" yet "the previous economic sunshine was due to Gordon" can be rewritten thus:
"Previous economic sunshine - due to the world - and not Gordon"
Gordon's claim to good economic management is now shown for what it was - just a Scots boy who got lucky.
I hate the ground she walks on!
I wouldn't spit on her if she was on fire.
I HATE her as much as she seems to hate white Englishmen!
Did I metion how much I hate the evil bitch?
FTSE just passed 5529.After ITN News saying it PLUMMETED 150 points yesterday.It goes up,it goes down.They should be sued for subtracting 1% from all the consumer sentiment surveys in the next month.If it's not news,don't report it!
I knew her when she had a chin.
She was a bitch even then.
As she has difficulty filling in forms about donations and as her instincts are so second rate she accepted donations from Abrahams' proxies 'in good faith', she has proved herself to be gullible in the extreme. That sort of incompetence is bad enough on the back benches but its an insult to the electorate to have her posing as proxy PM.
Anony dude 10.36 - that ain't poetry dude - that's art. Cheers
The public hate her and everything she seems to say is jaw droppingly stupid.
It would be like having the most irritating, interfering of your mate's mums running the country.
New legislation released every week to ensure that everyone tucks their shirts in and all members of the armed forces must wear clean underwear each day in case they get shot.
Dear Labour, fuck off.
Good on Harriet, I say.
The rest of team Brown's ministers are spineless creatures willing to let the country go to the dogs under Brown's lack of leadership. They are unwilling to stick their necks out and recue their Country fom the claws of the psychologically flawed scotsman.
The only one amongst them with the Balls to try and topple Brown is Harriet, that deserves respect not scorn.
Guido loves Harriet.
Guido loves Harriet.
Guido loves Harriet.
You sick fucker.
I wouldn't p*ss on her if she was on fire.
However, that probably the only thing that would stop me.
Saatchi thinks we should be prosecuting Nulab! not voting for them!
Seven reasons to indict New Labour
is to write 'integrity and harriet harman' an example of an oxymoron ?
More like an ox I'd have thought! But she certainly has the look of someone who's been on a Prescott diet.
OT
Paxman's grilling of Yvette Bioychild-Cooper was legendary stuff last night on newsnight.
Paxo "Where is this economic plan"
Cooperman " Blah blah, oil prices, blah blah, credit crunch, blabeddy blah, houseprices, blah blah, did i say credit crunch? blah blah
"Yes, but what about the economic plan?"
Repeats ad nauseum.
They should give him a lever to pull which plunges MPs into the fiery bowels of death when they fail to answer a simple fucking question.
Is accessing let alone reporting on The Scotland Visit pages an offence in New Labour Britain?
Pity I missed Paxo grilling Mrs Balls. I hope it was a lot better than Snow's attempt on Ch4 News - just pitiful.
This latest Harman absurdity plainly shows the position of the Labour party in fact very similar to the demise of Thatcher’s premiership.
When a strong leader is deposed, resigns or dies basically what is left is the rag taggle yes men/women that remain. These are rarely Premiership material although they covert it and may believe that they are the chosen.
Courage, New ideas, new faces and a plan for the UK is the only job specification that can save Nulabour, sadly the UK sees only a silly collection of opportunists tail gating a runaway cart.
The conclusion of such a irresponsible free ride is inevitable.
Somone has put a bicycle pump up her arse and is bashing away. She's about to explode in that photo.
You have to wonder about her lack of intelligence though.
I mean, if the ship's about to hit the iceberg who the fuck would volunteer to be captain?
An intelligent and sentinent being would wait for the crunch, be first in the lifeboat and then say "it was his fault - vote for me".
A failed student politician, incompetent, inept and crazed...arrogance and naked ambition appear to have combined to dim the brain completely.
Colonel Madd's Forward Intelligence is telling him that Harman may NOT do PMQ's due to lengthy cross examinations yesterday in the Moseley case (where she is "Witness C")
I'm just updating the "about Harriet" page on her web site. Any suggestions for correction gratefully received (as Sir Max might say).
QUOTE
Under the leadership of Neil Kinnock, John Smith and then Tony Blair, Harriet has been a “key campaigner” for Labour, Harriet has campaigned in all Council elections, General elections, European elections and Parliamentary by-elections building Labour’s electoral strength across England Wales and Scotland.
In 2007 Harriet was elected as Deputy Leader of the Labour Party. She has since been appointed by the Prime Minister to serve as Chair of the Labour Party, Leader of the House of Commons, Secretary of State for Equalities, Minister for Women and Lord Privy Seal.
The following year, she announced plans to castrate all white British males and feed their genitals to the starving Zimbabweans. While the Prime Minister was in Japan, making a complete ass of himself, bringing shame to Britain and telling ridiculous lies, she is rumoured to have engaged in a shabby and opportunistic plot to dethrone him, aided by other frontbenchers including the Right Honourable Max Hitler, Minister for Discipline, the Right Honourable Pol Potnoodle, Minister for the Reduction of Food Waste, Ms Cardamom Poppadom, MP, PPS to the Rt Hon. Potnoodle, and others yet to be identified and brought to book.
Off-duty, Harriet enjoys eating up leftovers and telling people what to do. She is married to the glamorous fillum-star, man of action, poet, raconteur, financial genius and wit, Lord Sir Jack Dromey, VC, OM, BA (failed).
She is for the high jump when Fatty gets back.
ENDQUOTE
Adrian (11:10): The increased pension might be a motivating factor.
@10.47 am.
I too wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire,with one proviso - if I ever acquire the ability to urinate highly inflammable liquids then i would gladly treat her to a golden shower from hell!
Hectoring, censorious, bootfaced, jowl laden bitch!
That dippy old biddy Ann Widdecombe tried this lark on in the Tory party - didn't work.
Harman is more ruthless than Widdy but thicker - the Scotchman in the bunker will see her taken down to a concrete cellar where her screams can't be heard and given the treatment by his goons
Gotterdamerung-Brown is easily capable of taking the whole Labour "movement" down with him in his ruthless determination to remain leader
mind you , she makes a useful stalking mare for the rest of the rabble of hopefuls!
is she just a stalking horse - no doubt about the horse bit :) - for Straw?
That dippy old biddy Ann Widdecombe tried this lark on in the Tory party - didn't work.
Harman is more ruthless than Widdy but thicker - the Scotchman in the bunker will see her taken down to a concrete cellar where her screams can't be heard and given the treatment by his goons
Gotterdamerung-Brown is easily capable of taking the whole Labour "movement" down with him in his ruthless determination to remain leader
mind you , she makes a useful stalking mare for the rest of the rabble of hopefuls!
Tories for Harman?Yes it has been formed but has yet to declare itself.Its being led by Malcolm Powers who incidently,if Janestheone is to be believed-and why not Jane Griffith knows a thing or two you know-has three -yes three not two- nipples!
Yes and hes bald as well.Bet you didnt know that!
Let's all slit our throats now. God help Britain.
Let's all slit our throats now. God help Britain.
Let's all slit our throats now. God help Britain.
What a splendid prospect...for everybody except the Labour Party!! I wish her every success; if she gets it, she will truly come to understand what a crock of ordure she and her fellows have been preparing for themselves all these years.
At last an up-to-date photo, revealing a face, dare I say it, of LATE ONSET OBESITY.
Someone hold her down while I stick drawing pins in her forehead.
charges against this government
1. Taking us to war on false premises
2. Breaking manaifesto promises
3. Signing the Lisbon Treaty which was made deliberately unreadable.
4. Ratifying the Lisbon Treaty after the Irish 'no' vote, thereby breaking the EU's unanimity law.
5. Increasing the risk of terrorism in this country by failing to implement a co-ordinated border security strategy (thereby allowing militants to enter and leave this country undetected).
6. Failing to invest in flood defences which would have decreased the number of last year's flood victims.
7. Failing to maintain government research facilities so that foot and mouth could escape into our countryside(see part 8).
8. Promoting the destruction of our farming industry (Blair promised his friends during a visit to Brussels in 2005 that 'Britain would shortly cease to be a food-producing nation'(see part 7)
9. Selling off our gold reserves at rock bottom prices and wasting public money in times of 'spare' so that the country is now in record debt in times of 'lean'.
10. The charge of Corporate Manslaughter for failing to address the worst death rates in the world from MRSA and other hospital-induced infections, which cause over 17,000 UNNECESSARY deaths in NHS hospitals a year not to mention chronic illnesses and amputations also as a result.
Only an idiot would want to head up ZNL now!
I rest my case m'lud.
The photo of Harridan Harperson at the top of this story really shows off her 'pigs in the trough' double chins to best effect
Anon 11:33 - absolutely spot-on. Depressing though, isn't it, that none of them will ever be brought to book. As previously commented, the Political Class has become untouchable. And they will go on trousering vast sums of public money until they get kicked out onto the street in 2 years or less - when the next lot line up at the trough. And they wonder why politicians are seen as being worse than pond-life...
The lunatics are very clearly in charge and we seem powerless to do sod-all about it.
She hasn't got a neck in that photo. She still looks like a cash till operator at Budgens supermarket
Malcolm Powers would like it known that he strongly believes that references to a persons personal attributes have no place whatsoever in grown up politics...so leave it out you bunch of twat faced,jug eared lefty layabouts,i bet youve never done a days ....
Anonymous @ 10.43 said...
"Good on Harriet, I say.
The only one amongst them with the Balls to try and topple Brown is Harriet, that deserves respect not scorn."
Sorry, we don't do respect here, but can supplythe right amount of scorn for this evil fucking warthog posing as a woman.
You can really see her fat in that picture.
Well, that wasn't particularly fun while it lasted. Pan, flash etc etc
electro-kevin said...
"skilled white men treated badly by a woman PM before.
The result ?
A third world country."
Very true. But we can, and will, be worse.
Anonymous said...
"She'll have to tighten up her website security if she becomes PM.
What's this Scotland visit all about?"
Don't know, but the Filedownloads/Presslobby is her lecturing the Parliamentay lobby on26 June 2006 on how they have too many men.
Anon 11.21am "if I ever acquire the ability to urinate highly inflammable liquids then i would gladly treat her to a golden shower from hell!"
10 pints if Belgian raspberry beer will grant you that superpower. Ask The Beast if you don't believe it.
Tony, also creme de menthe. As good as petrol.
Is that Jeremy beadle without a beard?
I do hope that the Fathers For Justice have taken plenty of fibre rich food with them and have to take dump down her chimney.
Just returning the favour like
Alex 1.01===This is a terrible slur on Budgens!
There wouldn't be any Labour MPs left at the next elec tion if Harriett came on!
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