I think this shows the general public, and the fine constituents of Glasgow East in particular think that they have problems and have demonstrated that they think Gordon Brown is the right man to lead them into the future
The Brown bottom has had so much put inside it in the last 11 years but I suspect it will be sad, drug ridden, poor little rent boys only from now on. Oh, and perhaps the odd trade union leader grasping at straws!
think brown is feeling another foreign visit coming on . ..whoops not yet...... ... got Obama coming ..cannot hide this weekend ...got the whole worlds ( well the US's) press coming...to see his humiliation ..joy
la breeze, Scotsmen practically ran the whole fucking world 100 years ago and we're still running the UK for you. You, the English, will be fucked without us.
Douglas Alexander is so fucking deluded we could tell him shit was sugar and he'd believe us.
What utter, utter crap coming out of this tools mouth!
"Focusing on the business of government...fourth Labour term...National Policy Forum...Issue not coming up on the doorsteps...blah, blah, blah, fucking, blah!"
And Chuck: I assume you're a whiskey guzzling idle Scot right? English/Welsh taxes are paying for idle Scots to stay on benefits, subsidising the economy...we'd really be fucked wouldn't we?
If this does mean the men in grey suits finally get their act together, I don't see a) who will pick up the poisoned chalice (please God not Harman) or b) how Labour can legitimately carry on without calling a general election. Dave may not be *able* to do the shopping on his own at Tesco for much longer.
"How low can he go?" "How low can he go?" "How low can he go?" "How low can he go?"
Would Gordon be better off if he hadn't bottled the original election?
Answer:*NO* - by putting off the general election he (and his herd) will have benefited from two years at the trough, rather than just a few months.
When he offers his rear end (if you can tell them apart) to the unions this week for a severe shafting, in return for them keeping the loan sharks at bay he may get the slightest inkling of the level of humiliation he wrought on the electorate of this country.
Third safest labour seat? - oh to imagine that labour could be reduced to 2 seats in the HoC...
Anybody else laughing at the BBC 'pollster' claiming that Cameron's ability only to achieve a swing of 4ish percent towards the Conservative in a SNP/Labour two horse race is some kind of disaster?
Javelin...sorry buddy, was only trying to help. Have a strong drink and relish the fact that the good people of Glasgow have shit all over Labour, and by extension Crick, their cheerleader in the Beeb!
Arse, I want to laugh at wee Dougy but I'm visiting the parents and their TV seems to be broken (and this comp is so old I can't get streaming to work). FiveLives analysis is fine but I want to watch Dougy cry
Also, how long before Broon sacks this shit - it's all gone down hill since the election that never was which, if I remember, was wee Dougy's idea.
(Bastard still kept his ministerial salary while planning the election instead of pretending to do his proper(ish) job too)
They're talking about two adjacent Currans on the ballot being confusing. I think the implication here is that Glasgow East voters aren't very good at reading.
yeah jo swinson is ok i'd shag her, mind you I've downed 12 cans of tescos lager so perhaps my judgment is impared somewhat - (sorry gordon u cunt, will try not to binge drink in future) looks like a recount :(
Dougie is peddling the line that there are 2 Curran's and this complicates the process. You reckon Labour are so desperate to polish this turd that they'll actually imply Glaswegians are illiterate?
Curran told the returning officer.. Where's all the postal votes? I bought in 5 sacks of them myself. We have won. We are ZanuLabour. We don't lose. And not to Morgan Salmond. We have been in power here for 60 years, since the end of colonial rule. WE WILL NOT GO AWAY. NOW GET COUNTING
The Arrogant Worms have a lyric for historic nights like this: History is made by stupid people Clever people wouldn't even try If you want a place in the history books Then do something dumb before you die
Gordon can feel the boot of history upon his backside and even now is spinning it as: "s'not my fault, it's Tony/the credit crunch/Russia/any other world event for which I am not responsible", before finally resorting to "we are listening" (which they aren't or they wouldn't be down this hole.)
He is going to do down as not just an unsuccessful Labour leader, but The One who presided over the implosion of the Party despite being handed plenty of money, a growing economy and every reason to sit back and not pass a lot of sodding silly legislation. Labour can only stay in power now by declaring a state of emergency and refusing to hold elections at all.
Sorry red despot spotter...I'm quite giddy at the thought of things getting ever worse for Brown. I've cracked open some bubbly and having a right old time.
Shit, I've run out of booze and my gorgeous wife is demanding I get out of here and be a good husband! Me in my sixties, delicious. Fucking labour shit!
What bunch of cunts on BBC news why don't they just get the hack on site to ask if its a full recount or not? If it is then put the fucking test card on for an hour and spare us all these wanker not saying they don't know whats happening
Definition of irony: Englishmen who pour venom and abuse on anything and everything Scottish while simultaneoulsy bitching and wailing that the Scots don't appear to like them in return.
The gimp will still be in power in the morning whatever happens.
Your crystal ball is malfunctioning - power is slipping away from him with and embarrassed look on its face, doing up its trousers and claiming it was a case of mistaken identity. He's only in office, not power. The preciousss has slipped off his er, finger...
Bill, "In Office but not in power" is where your Gimp will be after this! God, Dougie really is a piece of pathetic work. Sopel so jolly at the recount happening. Maybe he will get to Chequers just one more time for a last sweet and fragrant lick of Snotties nether regions.
As I just tweeted at www.twitter.com/craigmcgill - about 354 in its. Recount - asked by Labour - due to two Currans on voting sheet and closeness of number. Full recount on go, result expected 2.15am
42% turnout so glasgow fair didnt have that much effect
good night Bill
e voting , i would think that is more open to corruption , no plod to keep eye on ballot box , mutiple person registration , deletion of data , knowing how you voted ??
if indeed the good people of Glasgow East have voted for the scotch twatnolist party then let's hope the trend continues in 2010 - independence for England after 300 years of scotch appeasement, - fuck the union :) and bollox to scotch/zanunulab/bbc cunts.
la breeze, I feel I must stick up for the Scots. Two friends of mine have just got a new house mate who is a very nice girl from Glasgow. Admittedly she's moved to Stevenage to get away, but she's still very nice
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get the graphs up from betfair
the Brown bottom proves to be bigger than you thought Guido :-)
I think this shows the general public, and the fine constituents of Glasgow East in particular think that they have problems and have demonstrated that they think Gordon Brown is the right man to lead them into the future
SHIT IS GOING DOWN!
Gordon's Bottom's fallen out - again.
Next step independence.
The Brown bottom has had so much put inside it in the last 11 years but I suspect it will be sad, drug ridden, poor little rent boys only from now on. Oh, and perhaps the odd trade union leader grasping at straws!
Independence for Scotland - brilliant, at least now the rest of the UK won't have to subsidise the lazy bastards.
I guess this means the break-up of the UK isn't far away..
PB is back up. Guido, scrap the caption contest later today. Replace it with "Questions to Nick Palmer on electioneering" instead.
As they say in sweatie-land fucking delicious!
Wee Dougie Alexander looks as if he wants to eat his own tongue. This is joyous.
Wee Dougie Alexander's getting a bit nasty on the BBC...calm down dear!
Wee Dougie can't even convince himself that Labour are going to win.
He must have spent the past fortnight playing knock down ginger on the door steps rather than face the punters.
The Bunker has been breached!
think brown is feeling another foreign visit coming on .
..whoops not yet......
... got Obama coming ..cannot hide this weekend ...got the whole worlds ( well the US's) press coming...to see his humiliation ..joy
other local election news
labour take newton aycliffe (very few votes)
but come 6th in boston with only 44 votes beaten by UKIP
yeah wee dougie right on man "I have decided not to comment on what advice i gave gordon on the general election "
la breeze, Scotsmen practically ran the whole fucking world 100 years ago and we're still running the UK for you. You, the English, will be fucked without us.
To the Tune
O`Flower of Scotland
Nats stood against them
Proud Gordons Army
And send them homeward
Tae think again
I don't give a fuck about this, I just want my bike back.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mason_%28Scottish_politician%29
lol!!!
Douglas Alexander is so fucking deluded we could tell him shit was sugar and he'd believe us.
What utter, utter crap coming out of this tools mouth!
"Focusing on the business of government...fourth Labour term...National Policy Forum...Issue not coming up on the doorsteps...blah, blah, blah, fucking, blah!"
And Chuck: I assume you're a whiskey guzzling idle Scot right? English/Welsh taxes are paying for idle Scots to stay on benefits, subsidising the economy...we'd really be fucked wouldn't we?
Newspapers will lead with "Earthquake shakes Scotland" - 3rd safest seat in Scotland lost to SNP.
Gordon will be to scared to resign. Milliband and Balls will plead with him to stay.
"david cameron said...
I don't give a fuck about this, I just want my bike back."
Maybe it's because it's late but that had me in stitches.
Chuck@July 25, 2008 1:00 AM
Didn't we have the run-up to a world war 100 years ago...? Keep taking the drugs cunt (when you are not selling them back to the Scottish NHS)!
Word verification: dqlladeg. Does that mean I can now speak Welsh...?
What's with Dougie and his 63 quarters ,I thought this crap had only been in for 11 years.
If this does mean the men in grey suits finally get their act together, I don't see a) who will pick up the poisoned chalice (please God not Harman) or b) how Labour can legitimately carry on without calling a general election. Dave may not be *able* to do the shopping on his own at Tesco for much longer.
BBC saying best guess SNP win by 1400-1500 votes
"How low can he go?"
"How low can he go?"
"How low can he go?"
"How low can he go?"
Would Gordon be better off if he hadn't bottled the original election?
Answer:*NO* - by putting off the general election he (and his herd) will have benefited from two years at the trough, rather than just a few months.
When he offers his rear end (if you can tell them apart) to the unions this week for a severe shafting, in return for them keeping the loan sharks at bay he may get the slightest inkling of the level of humiliation he wrought on the electorate of this country.
Third safest labour seat? - oh to imagine that labour could be reduced to 2 seats in the HoC...
BBC Scotland suggest SNP majority of 1400
chuck , i cant thank your kinsman enough , if you think this labour lot are abunch of degenerate crooks , or what ever the highland term is .
treble macallan all round and some of mcsweens finest eh chuck
anon @ 1.10
Why 2 Lab seats in HoC? The predicted majority is 1400/1500. I think they might all get wiped out
(Well, I don't, but it's late and I'm having a beer, celebrating and am allowed to get carried away)
Perhaps it's because it's late, but I'm singing 'So Long, Farewell' to myself and laughing like a bitch!
Delicious!
Crick is such a NL fanboy "I was taunting Dave he would lose his deposit."
Are we really paying our taxes to pay for this card carrying socialist?
Hope you guys are enjoying this rare insight into the BBC/Labour love-in in Scotland. You thought the EBC was bad.
The whole FUCKING thing has been about Labour, and how they can get back on track. Not a cunting word about the surge in support for SNP.
in the words of another prolific poster:
FUCKING DELICIOUS!
javelin, ignore Michael Prick - shit, sorry, Crick - just enjoy the moment...
Anybody else laughing at the BBC 'pollster' claiming that Cameron's ability only to achieve a swing of 4ish percent towards the Conservative in a SNP/Labour two horse race is some kind of disaster?
Oh this is just so much fun watching Scotland screw Brown. It's just so ironic.
la breeze said...
javelin, ignore Michael Prick
I can't he's living of my f*cking taxes!!!
There's a massive dick on BBC 1, I'm outraged...oh, hang on, it's Dougie Alexander!
Headline:
....It was THE STAN wot won it....
Polish Plumber's hatred of a Brown slightly outweighs his distaste for Salmond.
Yipeee ... here we go!
Javelin...sorry buddy, was only trying to help. Have a strong drink and relish the fact that the good people of Glasgow have shit all over Labour, and by extension Crick, their cheerleader in the Beeb!
Always look on the bright side of life...
By elections come and by elections go
There'll be a lot of fuckwit Glaswegians who put their Soash on the racing certainty of a Labour win.
Plenty of folks off to the pawn shop later today.
Anyone got a spare Nokia?
Wonder how many phones Gordon's got through so far tonight?
Jo Swinson...quite fit...but then again, beggars can't be choosers. Absolutely no totty tonight. Come on Beeb!
And I've just realised, no Jeremy Vine twatting about! It doesn't feel right...
Arse, I want to laugh at wee Dougy but I'm visiting the parents and their TV seems to be broken (and this comp is so old I can't get streaming to work). FiveLives analysis is fine but I want to watch Dougy cry
Also, how long before Broon sacks this shit - it's all gone down hill since the election that never was which, if I remember, was wee Dougy's idea.
(Bastard still kept his ministerial salary while planning the election instead of pretending to do his proper(ish) job too)
Oh, fucksocks - something is up. I really, really don't want to have to stay up for a recount.
recount
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh bollocks!
A recount.
Fucking Sweatie education system! The effing can't count a few votes.
Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
Key question not being discussed by the panel:
So, who would / would not shag Swinson then?
RECOUNT IT IS !!! YAY !!
THERE IS SOME BRICK-SHITTING GOING ON !!
"Anonymous said...
Hope you guys are enjoying this rare insight into the BBC/Labour love-in in Scotland. You thought the EBC was bad.
The whole FUCKING thing has been about Labour, and how they can get back on track. Not a cunting word about the surge in support for SNP.
July 25, 2008 1:18 AM"
I thought I was watching a f******g wake.
BBC 24: bunch of MFs who'll be first against the wall...
where d'I put my scotch...?
Sopel's talking about a full fucking recount. So much for Labour conceding.
wot a joke........ the sweaties cant even count
Dougie's on hand he sorted out the last vote in Scotland and screwed it up as per most of Labour's recent efforts.
BBC rumour SNP majority 354 votes on the first count.
They're talking about two adjacent Currans on the ballot being confusing. I think the implication here is that Glasgow East voters aren't very good at reading.
Hang on, Labour look as if they may have found some "extra votes". Bastards.
yeah jo swinson is ok i'd shag her, mind you I've downed 12 cans of tescos lager so perhaps my judgment is impared somewhat - (sorry gordon u cunt, will try not to binge drink in future) looks like a recount :(
Don't rule out a double recount. If this suddenly swings Labour's way, the SNP are bound to respond.
liz - notice they are warming up their excuses ready !!
Fucking stupid illeterate, innumerate Scots bastards!
Dougie is peddling the line that there are 2 Curran's and this complicates the process. You reckon Labour are so desperate to polish this turd that they'll actually imply Glaswegians are illiterate?
Glaswegians too stupid to tell their currans from their sultanas
Sturgeon acting a bit defensive on News 24. This could be interesting.
1000 maj 1500 maj then 354.
this is better than watching an england penalty shoot out
Talk about grasping at straws! these jocks can read well enough when they fill out there dole forms!
Betfair interesting again...
labours fault as they should have called on this issue 3 weeks ago
Come guy and gals it's not over till it's over even if it's so close it's a Brown snot kicking
I've thought of a couple of new slogans for Jo Swinson at the next election:
"Jo Swinson - quite sexy after some Tesco lager."
"Sexier than Douglas Alexander and Nicola Sturgeon - Vote Swinson"
"Jo Swinson: any port in a storm"
Looks like they're pulling out all the Curran bundles (both flavours) and recounting *those*, rather than the whole shebang.
Curran told the returning officer..
Where's all the postal votes? I bought in 5 sacks of them myself.
We have won. We are ZanuLabour. We don't lose. And not to Morgan Salmond. We have been in power here for 60 years, since the end of colonial rule. WE WILL NOT GO AWAY.
NOW GET COUNTING
"Sexier than Douglas Alexander" <-- So is leprosy.
Apparently the recount was ordered by Sarkozy.
He didn't like the first vote so Glasgow East will have to vote again.
la breeze how much have you had ??
choice between dougie and jo ??
another Labour attempt to corrupt the process
The Arrogant Worms have a lyric for historic nights like this:
History is made by stupid people
Clever people wouldn't even try
If you want a place in the history books
Then do something dumb before you die
Gordon can feel the boot of history upon his backside and even now is spinning it as: "s'not my fault, it's Tony/the credit crunch/Russia/any other world event for which I am not responsible", before finally resorting to "we are listening" (which they aren't or they wouldn't be down this hole.)
He is going to do down as not just an unsuccessful Labour leader, but The One who presided over the implosion of the Party despite being handed plenty of money, a growing economy and every reason to sit back and not pass a lot of sodding silly legislation. Labour can only stay in power now by declaring a state of emergency and refusing to hold elections at all.
Here's the song with Dr Who clips set to it. Has anybody seen Dr Who in Glasgow East this evening - he always shows up at historic disasters.
Bollocks to this. Time for bed. The gimp will still be in power in the morning whatever happens.
Sorry red despot spotter...I'm quite giddy at the thought of things getting ever worse for Brown. I've cracked open some bubbly and having a right old time.
Such fun!
Gosh!
Jon Sopel has just pointed out that the recount is being undertaken by staff of the Labour council of Glasgae...! CUNTS!!!
its the chads , yea nae understan'
Goodnight Bill if this goes SNP then you will miss history in the making with these liebour toerags shafted.
Hear Hear to la breeze
Quango, you're just not hardcore. Where's your dedication, I feel disappointed
Shit, I've run out of booze and my gorgeous wife is demanding I get out of here and be a good husband! Me in my sixties, delicious. Fucking labour shit!
sopels foundering ...he only did enough homework to last until 1.am
wee douggie has livened up
What bunch of cunts on BBC news why don't they just get the hack on site to ask if its a full recount or not? If it is then put the fucking test card on for an hour and spare us all these wanker not saying they don't know whats happening
Wish he *had* eaten his tongue.
Definition of irony: Englishmen who pour venom and abuse on anything and everything Scottish while simultaneoulsy bitching and wailing that the Scots don't appear to like them in return.
It's times like this they should have strippers and lounge singers on TV...anything to pass the time...Dougie's going on about e-voting.
The laugh is it's a recount on a 12000> Labour held seat
sky is useless tonight
The gimp will still be in power in the morning whatever happens.
Your crystal ball is malfunctioning - power is slipping away from him with and embarrassed look on its face, doing up its trousers and claiming it was a case of mistaken identity. He's only in office, not power. The preciousss has slipped off his er, finger...
I've finally got streaming to work - wee dougy is a twat, I still want to see him cry
(He'd best not win now or I'll be severely pissed - I'm only staying up for a tragic Labour loss)
Quite right la breeze
Jo, get 'em out
Bill, "In Office but not in power" is where your Gimp will be after this!
God, Dougie really is a piece of pathetic work. Sopel so jolly at the recount happening. Maybe he will get to Chequers just one more time for a last sweet and fragrant lick of Snotties nether regions.
Lib Dems - getting them out for the lads!
Ooh - so apparently it was a full recount, but they estimate they'll be done in ten minutes.
wee Dougie's lot would love e-voting since it must be easier to fiddle. Twats!!
Why did that ugly Sweatie bitch look at her watch when she said that the vote would be called in ten minutes. Scottish cunts!
Recount called by Labour.
But not a full recount. Just bundle checks
As I just tweeted at www.twitter.com/craigmcgill - about 354 in its. Recount - asked by Labour - due to two Currans on voting sheet and closeness of number. Full recount on go, result expected 2.15am
42% turnout so glasgow fair didnt have that much effect
good night Bill
e voting , i would think that is more open to corruption , no plod to keep eye on ballot box , mutiple person registration , deletion of data , knowing how you voted ??
i dont think so
It seems that Michael Prick (...shit, always do that, sorry...) Michael Crick is more devastated about this defeat then Dougie Alexander!
I think Crick might just get a violin out soon for his trot mates who are being dry bum fucked by there rab c nesbit friends!
Labour must be desperate if they're trying to count single votes.
Looks like Dale has gone to bed, judging by the sudden cessation of comments over there. Lightweight. :)
How tall is the BBC camera man in the hall? The camera's peering down at people.
Or are the labour lot hobbits?
stopped in dales as all my posts have to wait his approval
Beeb: Apparantly it's because Mason is a Christian that he won, not the fact he's SNP
Ha. Looks like the recount is done. If the buggers ask for another I shall throw a mobile phone at something.
Something's afoot!
Curran is *biting her wrists*. Surely it can't be *that* bad?
the beeb are rattling on about nu-labour being the party of social justice. Please spare us!!!!!!
masons trying not to smile.... did curran have to give up her other job to run ?
if indeed the good people of Glasgow East have voted for the scotch twatnolist party then let's hope the trend continues in 2010 - independence for England after 300 years of scotch appeasement, - fuck the union :) and bollox to scotch/zanunulab/bbc cunts.
Looks like Curran wants to cry. Almost feel sorry for her...nope, not anymore. Ha!
Is there any totty at all at this bloody count?
The SNP bloke has a bit of a resemblence to a blonde Jeffrey Archer? Is it just me?
Bollocks, have I jinxed everything?
cameraman fancies the tall bint in the yellow dress ...
david cairns mp ran the campaign ??
snotty will be getting the strap ready for ye laddie, better get one of those books on courage , down your trousers from the pile of unsolds in no10
arf archer ...he does
Great.
I only hope Gordon Brown REMAINS PM so that nuLab get seriously kicked out at the next election.
Dave get on your bike and prepare for government., oh sorry,
Dave get a new bike, get on it and prepare for government
no totty @2.13...there isn't any. But then again, it is Scotland, would you really want to see what passes for totty in Glasgow?
*shudder*
About the Archer thing - I was thinking that too. *Shudder*
totty was definitely spotted on counting tables
Ooh. Simulshudder.
Is this why Gordo prefers to avoid these election nuisances?
Very nice to shudder with you Liz!
Ooh! Candidates only called at 2.18!
la breeze, I feel I must stick up for the Scots. Two friends of mine have just got a new house mate who is a very nice girl from Glasgow. Admittedly she's moved to Stevenage to get away, but she's still very nice