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Friday, July 25, 2008

Election Losses Blur

The former Blur drummer has failed to drum up support to become a London councillor.

Dave Rowntree, who is according to reports back from last year's Labour Party conference, perceived as something of a sex god by some Labour ladies, saw a 14.1% per cent swing to the Tories in a Westminster City Council by-election last night. Modern life is rubbish...

40 comments:

Slim Pickens said...

Wouldn't most Labour "Ladies" (as you quaintly call them) find anything which paid them even the scantest attention "something of a sex god"? I mean fars I can see all these these wimmin fell out of an Ugly tree and got whupped by every branch on the way down. Lets hope this Scottish revolt kills New Labour stone dead. Deader than a corpse in a CSI morgue.

Clapham Commoner said...

I always wondered what the ugly one was called.

Thank you.

la breeze said...

A charmless man. For the voters at least.

Throbber the Magnificent said...

Ha Ha fuck off you spekkie cunt.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps with the end of Labour will come the end of pig-ignorant, self-appointed, rock-stars-of-yesterday spouting about things they know nothing about.

Eileen Critchley said...

The Arts & The Left! soooooo boring.

Creative people....oh how amusing.

Lemmings the lot of 'em.

bergen said...

I thought that "Luvies for Labour" were made extinct with the dinosaurs.

Fluffy said...

Lives in a 'ouse, a very big 'ouse in sum c'untry,
Mouthing it of' a-lot in sum c'untry,
He f'ck ya' up the arse, being middle-class in sum c'untry,
But download his music illegally and it is 42-days detention-without-charge!

Cunt!

The voters have spoken said...

So has his politcal life been parked?

Dick the Prick said...

Blur are rubbish. That Albarn and the food tool make me wanna puke with their conceited, banal, irrelevant, naval gazing, self opinionated, mediocre, sputomic drivel.

Guido Tell Me Please? said...

Where are all the Labour Teeth-Gnashers?? Direct me to a Labour blog so I can laugh at all the wailing? Labourhome don't carry any pieces that reflect the feelings of socialists getting back what they are doing to the country.PLEASE!! show me where the S.O.Bs are sobbing!!!???

talwin's testicles said...

Is that him in the pic?

Sex-god? Fuck me; even Dennis is better looking than that. Sorry, Dennis, I mean that in a caring way.

the man from UNCLE said...

Bring back Billy Bragg mate. Much as I love his music, his 6th form politics and 'comments' make me howl with laughter.

To hear him on t' radio is like listening to an old general reliving former campaigns. The Barrking working class lad (who owns a very nice mansion in Dorset) still seems to think that Maggie (out out out) is still in power and that the gawd bless their working class souls miners are still on strike with Arthur Combover manning the barricades.

That said, I think the bloke can write a decent song, unlike the cunts in Blur and those frightfully 'bad boys of rock, Part VXXXIIII' Oasis.

Anonymous said...

Everthing for Brown is seen in a Blur these days.

Watch out Southwold for a freak tidal wave coming down the North sea when the Great Leader is in residence near you.

King Canute time Gordo?

Anonymous said...

Stick to making your fruit pastilles and wanky music you ginger retard!

Anonymous said...

Was he one of the "cool britannia" fuckers who trooped through the door of no. 10 to visit Blair shortly after May '97?

If so he thoroughly deserves the kicking. As Fucking Delicious might say, 'fucking delicious'!

If not the New Labour luvvy tart can still just fuck off anyway.

Bring on the revolution and independence.

I worked for Goebbels, the Stasi, Breznev and now the BBC - can I work for Putin? said...

Oh fuck, now he will be all over the BBC with his commie mate Billy Bragg providing media balance as the-man-in-the-street.

So, Mr Rowntree do you not think it reasonable that painters and decoraters should not immolate school children, babies and BBC reporters in enormous fireballs caused by smoking in the van? Has not the EU saved us all, amen? Tories smoke don't they? Brain-dead eccentric and odd working classes have been known to vote Tory and Tories smoke.

Mr Bragg you have a different view? Yes, I agree with everything that's been said.

That all we have time for on Toady but we'll force more of the same on you sops later on PM.

conceited, banal, irrelevant, naval gazing, self opinionated, mediocre, sputomic drivel said...

the halcyon days of the Blur/Oasis false dichotomy seem so far awway... So much more refreshing to open the morning paper (online, of course) to YET ANOTHER PHOTO OF THE PUKE FACED BIG-HAIRED TATTOED DRUG WHORE THAT IS AMY WHINEHOUSE.

So bring back Blur and let's all sing along to their preening class-hatred aganda lyrics.

backwoodsman said...

The Man From Uncle Said :
re Billy bragg, or as the locals round here call him, Silly Billy.
He's been invited to fuck off back to Barking and do something about the bnp nutters, if he feels so strongly about them, on a number of occasions. Still here though, telling us peasants how we've got it all wrong, yadda yadda.

Anonymous said...

backwoodsman @ 11:04

Ah, so Billy is of the "do as I say but not what I do" brigade then - he should be in politics.

Hazel Blears gusset smears said...

Which Labour ladies would these be then?whoever they they need to buy some fucking glasses.

hortense said...

Sex god??? John Major meets Chris Evans.

Not necessarily the biggest turn-on.

Dick the Prick said...

There's something of the Opik about him - cheeky cheeky.

Dave's bike said...

met their manager on a train once. he was off to his very big house in the country. Socialist values to the end.

jonah said...

Perhaps he should write a song about hopping on a band wagon well after it's hit the buffers and is now just a pile of rust somewhere in Siberia.

Minekiller said...

Hasn't he heard of the "Make Rock Stars History" Campaign.

Apparently, the campaign is something of a success.

What were the full results for that council gig?

Zastrozzi said...

Christ, I wish these fucking ex-Blur retards would disappear up their own arseholes and leave the rest of us alone. Have you even seen the colossal pile of taxpayers' money that's been pissed up against a wall by the BBC paying for Damon Allbran to write the Olympics intro for the TV coverage? Dire and embarrassing doesn't even cover it..

Anonymous said...

So Brown is "getting on with the job of seeing us through these difficult economic times".
The freak is totally deluded if he thinks hammering poor folk with unfair taxes is a going to help anyone.
I now going to shave my pubes off in protest.

Old Holborn said...

Excellent. He'll be snapped up by the BBC and paid half a cunting million a year of my money to produce a "right on" politics show with that tapeworm Bragg.

Joy.

Wait for that Ginger Downs Hucknall to get involved and they'll be rioting on the streets.

dull spark said...

Off thread, but I see that EDF have hiked gas and electricity prices this morning.

Good job they didn't announce that before the Glasgow by-election.

Head of Communications at EDF? Some guy called Andrew Brown, brother of...

traveller said...

So Brown has done for another candidate? Wonderful.

Alex James is the smart one in Blur said...

Rich lefty rock 'star' gets a hammering at the polls.
Labour lose a crucial by-election.
It's Friday.
It's a fucking great day!

Dennis said...

Talwin's Testicles, 10.50 -- I have not been called good looking since I met David Blunkett, and that was the first time ever. Thanks!

I can see I shall have to attend the Labour Party Conference, now that Bunty has ditched me.

the man fron UNCLE said...

Backwoodsman,

I fear that Mr Bragg might find Barking a tad too 'mulitcultural' even for his refined working class taste these days.

Of course, he could prove me wrong by selling up (as all property is theft, except when owned by ageing has been rockers) going back to his roots, doing a couple of benefit 'gigs' at the local mosque for gay and women's rights and or er, perhaps that won't be happening then.

Anonymous said...

Who will rid us of these fucking faux, art student millionaire champagne fucking socialists?

Phil5 said...

Oi conceited@11:03, I rather fancy Amy. And she has talent too (unlike that Lily some-of-drunkard Allen)

Conand said...

REJOICE!!!

Fuck Off you realpagne cunt. You are shit, Labour is shit, Blur is fucking shit. Fuck off out of politics and off my telly you fucking twat.

Anonymous said...

with a face like that drumming and politics are the only things that will get him the lads..errr I mean ladies. Drummers are not classed as the most talented people in the world and the same can be said of most councilors.

Anonymous said...

The Press Association service told the nation's newspapers that he was favourite to win. Hmmmm.

liam gallagher said...

Fucking stupid ginger haired mockney cunt!

Mad fer it!



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