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54 comments:
they just can't get enough.
note to dave cameron: you will have to give us spelman in the end, dave.
we want spelman's head.
Hmmm. If I had known life was so good chez Guido I probably wouldn't have been continuously (it seemed) handed over fistfuls of used Euros to encourage you to shift yourself towards the bar last Thursday.
One €20 note is hardly "a fistful".
how big are your hands?
Oh, you only saw the 20. Will have a word with The Hitch, the honest intermediary.
oh dear tt, that's blown the image a bit.
you tight bastard.
"Connect Online Backup - Keeps Guido's data safe ".
Well that is very comforting, thank you. I daresay Nu Labs Stasi Poice would love to get their hands on your database.
TaT
A name dropping tight bastard.
TAT,
I have one word for you, BALLS! and I hope the crooked thief and his crooked hag wife gets whats coming to them and I dont mean more taxpayer cash to support their champagne socialist lifesytle.
The Balls make Spelman look like a saint!
Guido has a great puff in the Diary Column of the final Standard tonight
Mrs Dale watch out paper reviews will be next
..there was also my rather substantial credit card bill behind the bar, where it sat being plundered and beaten for 7 long hours, from 5pm til midnight, Bob. The cash was payment for my lunchtime houmus. Guido picked up the large intermezzo bill from luncheon to teatime.
cassandra,
spelman is a liar and a thief.
to avoid any misunderstanding, can you confirm that you are defending such a low-life?
You can afford to give out better prizes in your next caption contest then.
A romantic trip for one to a remote Highland croft perhaps (porno literature supplied, of course).
Then fix the result like you so obviously did the last compo and give it to Thick has Thieves or Bristol Mafia.
:-))
(Okay, okay, lads - keep your hair on, I'm only joshing wit' ya)
I hope you sampled some Polish Vodka in your outing. A toast to their President is in order.
Pay back for all those Polish Plumbers jibes the French were throwing around a couple of years ago?
Glad to see the Total bollocks(poltics) ad has gone with its giant sized image of Gordon.
Does Ian Dale do mind altering drugs?
tt,
no need to ignore me, I was only joking you bastard.
TT,
So was I you bastard.
I won all the caption competitions, until he started judging them and giving out prizes that is...
where the fuck did cassandra go?
was it something I said?
thick, bob, waaaaay too tense. I recommend a break in Tuscany, or perhaps a swift and vigorous waxing.
Love you both, in a matey-manly kind of way, of course.
TT,
No drink, in the middle of the damn countryside and trying to remain sober until PMQ's tomorrow.
Will go and have a lie down.
The Total Bollocks ad has gone from Mrs Dale's site too. I think she had a hissy fit and deleted it in error, mistaking it for a post criticising Spelperson.
Sorry TAT,
Fucking genny cut out again, fucking crap Greek diesel(what the fuck do they dillute it with I wonder).
Back to the question, Spelman paid her nanny TEN years ago and thought it was within the rules, while the scumbag Balls are fucking cabinet ministers FFS! I have no time for any crooked polititian but the Balls are under investigation and the BBC NuLabour mouthpiece are silent yes? Whereas with Spelman the BBC are in full rant mode, now does that seem objective?
If Spelman goes and if she is guilty then she should, then the scumbag thieves Balls & hag should go first yes? Its only fair!
I very much enjoy reading your posts though I disagree with you often. I dont mind you ripping in to me if I deserve it by saying something stupid as I would do the same to you.
Guido, your poverty sickens me
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Is this Guido's site,can't be everybody is being so nice to each other including TT and Guido sheesh ,Iam going over to the Dale for tea and crumpets.
Crumpet??!?!?! I say!!!!! Lead on, McAnonymong.
Sorry to gatecrash this 'Love In', but it's still Scotland's oil.
(Stands back and waits for the fireworks...)
Fucking delicious!
Fuck me as the blog been taken over by pissed up bum banditry old fart persons?
All this love in the air must be provoked by the thought that post-Brown Britain is nearly upon us.
I'll say that again, just to savour it a little longer...
Post-Brown Britain.
Lovely.
Maybe you should have one of counters put on the site;
"Hours till Gordon is Gone" Then we can all cheer ourselves up each knowing we are closer to the end of this fukin Nulab nightmare
And on behalf of all the parasites like myself (who shamelessly like to post links to their own blogs) I would like to thank you for all the visitors who come over from this site, Guido.
And here is a picture of Wendy Alexander that my wife thinks is truly horrible
Post-Brown Britain.
Everyday a holiday.
Coming soon....
Every picture of Wendy Alexander is truly horrible...
"Tell us where the bombs are, Ahmed, or we'll show you the one where Wendy's laughing!"
"In Allah's name, noooooo!"
FD - my old dad was at Edinburgh Academy and was beaten by Magnus Magnussen with a tawse - surely that entitles me to some of Shetlands' finest?
cassandra said...
"Spelman paid her nanny TEN years ago and thought it was within the rules .."
Spelman new perfectly well what the rules were (don't forget that her husband is an accountant) but she thought she could get away with it. The Chief Whip ordered her to desist.
That was all 9 years ago but it was only a few days ago that she LIED about how long she claimed for the nanny on expenses and she LIED about how much constituency work the nanny did. She also LIED about not having a constituency office (the nanny was, of course, in residence at Spelman's family home in Kent, not in the constituency).
Her Westminster secretary knew how little constituency work the nanny did and she was the one who made the initial complaint.
The nanny's father-in-law recently said that she wouldn't have a clue about real secretarial work.
Hasn't Spelman resigned yet as party chairman?
Hello idiot lefties, this is Castro's Cuba!
http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article2516287.ece
After 100 million murdered by their own countries, I wonder how anyone who claims to be moral, can support socialism?
As pointed out earlier, comparing Spellman to the Balls of this world is a bit like comparing, a bloke groping a womans arse on the tube, and the Yorkshire Ripper.
Spellman should not allowed to resign, she should be sacked.
Balls should not be allowed to resign (fat chance) he should be hung drawn and quartered!
That is one reality TV program I would watch.
W.W.
Spelman carries on in post. Meanwhile Dale heaps abuse on his readers for not finding it as outrageous as he does that he now has to pay an extra 70p for leaving his car at Tonbridge station for the day.
If spellman stays around, balls and co (what do you call two ballses - oh yes bollocks). As I was saying...
If spellman sticks around then the bollocks will cite her in defending their position.
I guess all parties have a league table of 'MPs at risk' - I wonder where spellman ranks? I guess it is actually quite low, meaning there are many, many others worse than her who would have to go if she did.
But - that is just too bad - they must go to leave those with out sin to throw stones to their (and our) hearts delight...
guido : whats the top lab bloggers site??
i take it lib dems dont blog as the repetative shame injury ??
that fit on mrs dales last week was bizzarre , must be all the pressure of politics magazine .not really sure how much he likes debate.
mandelson was on news night , "must defend against protectionism" no peter you must debate why protectionism doesnt have any value , tut tut there you go again with your EUSSR speak , must exterminate , must intigrate , make one ruled by the socialists
re post on count down clock , its somthing like 375 days , although i am more hope full. i am puttting a few quid aside each week to buy some vintage moet , and on election night i am going to try and have one glass per labour loss.
cant wait really cant wait to see this lot of liars and schemers gone , "labour wasting your time and money since 1901"
will dave pick up on the harmans promise to not brief the press before the house , which she broke herself last week .
or would the PM like to inform the house , how at the next gen election he plans to beat the BNP and the greens "
Ma Dale's stats not good. A distant second to Fawkes. The rot has commenced and entirely predictable. Ma Dale is trying to ride three horses(Blog, Total Tat, TV sofa habituee(sic))with one backside. His blog is thin and it shows.
The greedy self regarding tosser is heading for a triple whammy. And he won't find a safe seat either so make it a quadruple failure.
"And he won't find a safe seat either so make it a quadruple failure."
There's sure to be a constituency somewhere run by the blue-rinse brigade who would be delighted to elect one of their own.
The problem with Dale is that he soooo wants to be a wonk MP it hurts - ie, an MP for all the wrong reasons, a real status quo merchant.
Its a bit like people who volunteer to serve on committees, they're usually the wrong people, whereas those you have to co-opt on, are the people who actually get work done. Same principle seems to apply with MPs.
"Post-Brown Britain."
I love that phrase its like "free bar" or "tax refund" or even "lottery win" I suppose its all 3 rolled into 1.
You appear to have no shame in using the opportunity to promote the hand that feeds you but haven't you forgot to promote the LABOUR PARTY of which you would be nothing if you did not publish LIES about it?
Capitalist pig.
Gary
I see Mr Elsby's still incoherent with grief after Henly.
My heart bleeds.....
The Spectator is run by reptilian shapeshifters, there is some weird sh*t going on in that place.
cassandra,
dave must give up spelman so we can get ed 'sweaty' balls. it's like when you sacrifice a piece in chess. and if we are being honest, spelman's good for fuck all anyway.
you are obviously a decent person judging by your less than resounding defence of the thief.
don't let party interest sully your decent character.
Yo, Basils of Britain; as ever, the big Mafia (banks) get away with murder as you titter & witter about the little pol crooks fiddling their expenses & dipping their wicks. Meantime, the ‘economists’ maunder: will the banks lend the sheep money at 5%, to pay off their debts to the same banks, incurred at 8%? You gotta larf!
Wake up dumfuk muttonheads, for krissake. You also really think the Coke Party will solve the problem by replacing the Pepsi Party? Dream not of greener pastures. Both are PR arms of Threadneedle Street. Much more likely, ‘the House’ will be a large gift shop annexe to the bijou museum of British democracy. Privatization is efficiency, baaaaaaaa.
The trains & buses were sold off so fares could be jacked. The oil corps (bankers in plastic hats) could then screw you unmercifully for your car fuel. Council housing was liquidated, enabling the housing ‘boom’. When the banks maxed out on mortgage suckers, up went the lending rate. Naturally, when a bank goes wobbly, the gov borrows from another bank to shore it up, & you basils get the bill. Ooh, I’m crying in me kaks!
Good thing Guido the Westminster village idiot keeps you laughing, eh? Old git Tom
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