Totty Watch : Undercover on Embankment?
A Guido co-conspirator on his way to Westminster yesterday morning snapped this picture on his phone-cam. The man at the back has taken off his wig, perhaps because of the warm sunshine, to reveal a bald spot. The big broad-shouldered man at the front in the coat, skirt and high heels is marching purposefully towards Westminster bridge.
At first the co-conspirator suspected a terror threat - heavy coats on hot day, bulky bags, quick Sir Iain, shoot 'em. Closer observation alerted him to their feminine disguises. He thought Guido's readers might be able to answer his questions about these gentlemen (they might, given the direction they were headed in, even be readers).
At first the co-conspirator suspected a terror threat - heavy coats on hot day, bulky bags, quick Sir Iain, shoot 'em. Closer observation alerted him to their feminine disguises. He thought Guido's readers might be able to answer his questions about these gentlemen (they might, given the direction they were headed in, even be readers).- Are they secret agents on an undercover training mission from spook HQ at Vauxhall Bridge? If so the taxpayer deserves better.
- Are they just your average transvestite commuters on their way to their Westminster office?
- Are they Liberal Democrats?
Hat-tip : www.jamiederooy.com
61 comments:
These hard-hitting Westminster exposes are what make this blog great.
Tories - the bags are full of satsumas and poppers.
You were lucky you did not get your collar felt under section 44 of the 2000 Terrorism Act.
Poor old Wat Tyler over at "Burning Our Money" is always getting his felt, every time he gets his camera out!
The lady in front is my aunt Maude. She is returning from her gynecologist where she is receiving treatment for a disastrous outbreak of vaginal warts.
the lady/gentlemen at the back has quite shapely legs.....
Is it August already? Or has NuLab finally run out of initiatives?
Surely this is the sort of story that only happens on a 'slow news day'.
Don't fancy yours, Guido.
Incisive as ever Guido
They've probably just packed their most treasured possessions and are making their way to the airport so they can fuck off from Brown's Britain.
Must be Gay Gordo in front doing a test of his emergency escape route.
Calm Down Guido , probably just a couple of Blair's Babes going to a cabinet meeting.
It's Mr and Mrs Dale, and I claim my £5.00...
ahem, I can assure you sir I have never seen these two women before in my life.
but if I did have to bet on it, I would say they are definitely liberal democrat perverts.
Guido, you walk?
Take A TAXI!
Your poverty sickens me
My initial suspicion was that it was Messrs Morgan, Moore, attempting an escape a la The Birdcage...
Holborn,
Can you read?
Is that John Scarlett in front?
old holburn - bitter and bummed
That aint old holburn he's on. Thats pure heroin!
Sorry Guido,
This is not funny, it is just bigotry. These girls deserve their privacy.
I defy you to put up a similar post about 'mincing queers' with a picture from Old Compton St, or something really nasty about papists etc etc. Why do you think trannies are fair game?
Harriet Harman's appreciation society?
Fifi - why do you thinks trannies aren't fair game?
......
Because they look funny.
These aren't trannies, are they, Fifi? They're a laughing stock. Fair game. Easy prey. They look ridiculous! True transvestites have a little respect for themselves, I imagine.
Go back to the establishment now, doll-face. Guilt trips unnecessary around here. This is freedom of speech.
Fifi,
We do mincing PMs on Wednesdays, wait and see.
Everyone's fair game. Black, white, skinny, fat, able-bodied, disabled, Jews, Christians, muslims, scientologists, male, female, youmg, old, gay, straight. I think Curb Your Enthusiasm as a point of reference.
Offensive is not the greatest crime you can commit. That's that's just A ZaNuLabour Lie (TM). Commie cunts.
That is an astonishingly heavy looking rucksack - I wonder what is inside it ?
the real question is ....
did you score ..?
Guido, your three options are by no means mutually exclusive... but if the spooks are employing Lib Dems we are all f***ed!
Is it Mr and Mrs Dale, delivering the latest issue of Total Bollocks to Westminster?
see that John Lewis may announce a profits warning later this year ..!
A little humour is fine on a quiet day but what about the current MPs expense demands - an extra 40K to drop their f***n mortgage theft.
The Scottish parliament have just dropped their second home mortgage claims without any recompense. What's so special about Westminster, other than being a gathering of the country's biggest thieves under one roof?
It could be pretty much anyone from the Lib Dem's on their way to Henley.
ive got it its a misunderstanding
the trannie had heard joining the whig party was where the action was
chunky unknown up front , defintely bluffer macnulty , ide know those calves anyhwere
oooohhhh matron
I've instructed my solicitor accordingly.
You bastard.
Guido
Taking the Mick out of people in the public domain is one thing, and you are very good at it, and it is a much needed public service. These people are private citizens. Unless you have grounds for believing they are John Prescott and Andy Burnham, of course, in which case, go for it.
They can't be Lib Dems, they aren't wearing sandals.
Tune in, turn up and be proud to wear your stockings hemales! No masturbating in front of the mirror though you filthy bastards!
Lib Dems Guido - obvious because of the disguise failure. Usually their disguise fails when supporting Labour in Westminster on matters such as the Lisbon Treaty referendum vote while pretending to be part of the opposition.
Stephen
bullying is fun but still mean. we're even nice to the irish now guido.
Is it Gordon trying out his new Tranny outfit? He's already going through the change, we can clearly see he has no balls, especially when he get's the speaker to help him out EVERY single PMQ's.
"Your usual Mr Oaten"
"Yes please, the career ender."
"Are you sure sir, you may only be doing this due to premature alopecia"
Those geezer-birds are walking because they couldn't reverse their cars out of the drive ... not since they started dressing like women anyway.
"Taking the Mick out of people in the public domain is one thing, and you are very good at it, and it is a much needed public service. These people are private citizens."
Doesn't make them immune to mockery, especially if they're freaks.
Oih! - Guido! – leave it orf - this is the pride of Brit Secret Service you’re talkin abart!
It's TAT and his mum en route to Clapham Common.
drphil,
leave mother out of it.
you cunt.
I'd assumed it was Gordon & Friend? No? Am I wrong?
The one in front has to be Gordon - look at the build - the hunched shoulders. And hotfooting it towards Westminister - he's had a night on the tiles & is on his way to work (sorry, his 'place of work').
Gordon & Ed Miliband on their way back from a night on the tiles?
The Gay Gobbler ordered these two from an agency (Chris Bryant gave him the number). They are not up to his usual standard, but Davina Milipede is having rectal reconstrucive surgery following a particularly heavy night of fisting. The heavy rucksack contains a five gallon jar of vaseline, as word has got out about the Grim Gurner's "special requirements". They charge extra of course, but it goes on expenses, so who gives a shit. If you check the Gasping Gargoyle's expenses for the period you will find £500 charged for "special secrtarial services".
The rear one is Mark Oaten.
The balls on a romantic trip into the city, before the credability crunch takes hold
Could be Boris and his sister, being incautious about their little secret, happens in some of the very best families, not that the Johnsons are the very best families, but you know what I mean. It's probably not even illegal any more but its a good job we don't all do it. That's all I can say.
stanislav,
I was recently ambushed by a pair of apostrophe jihadists.
I bashed their brains out.
and I think you should be aware that we also have been recently infiltrated by a ` jihadist.
maybe if we find their training camps and destroy them then we can stop these people from taking over the internet.
You're all wrong.
It's a pair of local council undercover opperatives (possibly Newham's well known parks constabulary AKA Keystone Kops) following some poor sap because their dog shat on the pavement and their bin is so full there is a 0.05mm gap between the lid and the bin.
Evening all!
What a crap pointless post.
Grow up Guido!
carl,
what a crap pointless post.
cheer up you miserable cunt!
thick as thieves -
I'd laugh if it were funny. Instead its like the ramblings of some incredibly immature public schoolboy.
"ooh look, men in womens clothes"
Hilarious. I think not!
carper,
we are not all here just to amuse you, you fucking titbox.
why don't you amuse us.
for a change.
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