Ruth Turner Fundraising for Blair Again
Actually, she is doing it for charidee - the Tony Blair Sports Foundation. At ease Commander Yates...
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51 comments:
ruth turner, the lady who was abused by tony blair.
Shame the chosen charity wasn't for disabled service men and women returning from Iraq.
But then, we never saw many pictures of Tone visiting them in hospital either, did we?
F*** all for poor kids down South then. Why am I not surprised? Not too many NuLab voters in this neck of the woods. I wonder how much of the charidee money will actually reach the kids & how much will be creamed off for admin, expenses etc? A friend was telling me about some charity with collecting boxes in pubs in London (thought no longer) where 2.5p in every £1 went into charitable works & the remaining 97.5p went straight into the pockets of the organisers. He's not building his slush fund to go after the EU Presidency is he? Joke!
What a crap cartoon on her webpage.
Who did it? Rich and Mark?
I would happily shag Ruth Turner. I'd like to have been a fly on the wall when that plodette arrested her and watched her getting dressed. I wonder of a spot of lez action occurred?
Apparently there's a new website for MEPs - it's called www.justtaking.com
I'd slip her one up the bottom, too. After 11 years of them doing it to me it seems like the least one should do.
Tony Blair is sponsoring 100 runners for £500 each is he? That'll be on expenses, then?
So Blair sponsors 100 of 'their' runners with £500 to start with and then expects us mugs to add to it.
Fuck them and Tony Blair.
He should pay for the whole 'charidee' with the money he and his ugly crone have milked from us.
Tight cunt!
She looks like she once travelled in Variety Club Sunshine Coach
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42143000/jpg/_42143888_ruthturner_bbc203b.jpg
Nope, call me fussy, but I wouldn't chuck my muck at that
"Tony Blair is sponsoring 100 runners for £500 each is he? That'll be on expenses, then?"
I can't see how he can do this. Isn't he now socially excluded for his treatment of the people of Great Britain
I've just googled '"Gordon Brown" + cunt' and I got 121,000 hits.
Interesting list of sponsors: Andrew Adonis can only manage £30, whereas Jonathan Powell and Mary Ann Bighead run to £40 each. And, assuming Peter Kyle is the former SpaD to Hilary Armstrong and Ed Miliband, ex-Spad's can afford £50.
Sorry, I just had to try it too but I got 'Results 1 - 10 of about 390,000 for ............' Unbelievable! Has there been a sudden rise in the amount of abuse flung at the Dear Leader?
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home.
“You know,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there’s a wee bar called McManus’. The landlord there really knows how to look after the regulars. After you’ve bought 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you.”
“Reminds me of my old local, the Black Horse,” said the Englishman, “the guvnor there always gave me my third drink free.”
“That’s nothing,” said the Irishman. “Back home in Dublin there’s O’Malley’s Bar. As soon as you get through the door they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you’ve had plenty of drinks, they’ll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house.”
“Fantastic,” said the Englishman, “and this actually happen to you?”
“Not me, personally, no,” said the Irishman “but it did happen to my sister!”
Bean - worst poll ratings in history - fastest falling house prices in history - fastest rising fuel prices in history - dodgiest banks in history - highest taxation in history. Now we have fuel shortages as well.
Wonder how long Labour MPs will stand by and watch their UB40s fast approaching?
As Ed Bollocks would say.
SO WHAT?
anon at 6:57
let's hope the Irish think 'So What?' and vote NO.
Actually the Irish people will lose NOTHING by voting NO.
No one can understand what this European/Lisbon treaty is about.
The small print is intelligible, and under European trading laws it should be declared illegal.
The worst that can happen if the Irish vote no, is that our unelected Euromasters have to explain to us exactly what the new treaty means.
What happened to your long awaited house price crash you mugs?
You Toryboy doom-mongers have been proved wrong yet again now that house prices are going to pick up again and go strongly back on the rise after a brief blip while the market caught it's breath. I told you all that Gordon Brown was a great leader and would get the economy through the global turbulence and I was right. The UK economy is driving forward and leaving all the others in it's wake. We have record low debts, record growth, a growing balance of payments surplus, record employment, a consumer boom, and the public accounts have never looked healthier.
Bow down to the great Gordon, you bitter, resentful cretins. Bow down and weep. It's many more years in the wilderness for you Tory losers, as UK plc, under Gordon, powers ahead.
What happened to your long awaited house price crash you mugs?
You are Mad Bruno from Housepricecrash and I claim my free five pounds. As to the rest of your post, I guess you don't get the papers and telly in your mental health facility?
mmmm ....
??? Is this a Ruth T different from the famous Ruth who provided such stimulating conversation for her Police Interrogators, albeit at an unnecessarily early hour
Good for Ruth Turner, whoever she may be - this Lady & her Supporters are at least trying to make the World a better place
LMAO
House sales fall worst in 30 years, says RICS
By Harry Wallop, Consumer Affairs Correspondent
10/06/2008
The number of houses changing hands has "collapsed" to the lowest level in 30 years, an influential housing market survey shows today.
The fall in sales far exceeds the depths of the last housing crash in the 1990s and is the lowest since records began in 1978......
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2008/06/10/nhomes110.xml
Off topic...but some of us have to work to keep the greedy tax pigs fed. Stealing the words of Simply Red...
I been elected to the EU
My kids all need brand new Gucci shoes
So I went to the European Bank to see what they could do
They said son looks like good luck got a hold on you
Expenses too loose to mention
I can get an unlimited house extension
Expenses too loose to mention
I went to my accountant to see what he could do
He said brother I can help, plasma TV, just one or two
So called on my party leader, leader
Almighty leader, he said.
Aga stoves, holidays, household repairs all at the taxpayers expense
Expenses too loose to mention
Oh expenses expenses expenses expenses
Expenses too loose to mention
I can even qualify for a million euro pension
Were talking bout embezzlement and theft
Oh lord down in the Brussels
They’re shredding all kinds of expense bills
Any restaurant we can have our fill, we’ve tried it
Expenses too loose to mention
Oh expenses expenses expenses expenses
Expenses too loose to mention
Cutbacks! There are none!
We’re talking bout the residential cleaning bill
And multi-million euro mansion over the hill
Now what are we all to do
When expenses got a hold on you
Expenses too loose to mention etc.
Were talking bout expenses expenses
Were talking bout expenses expenses
Old Holborn - never forget that the uglier the munter, the more eager she is to outperform in other departments. Could be worth a go.
Old Holborn - bitter and twisted said...
June 10, 2008 6:11 PM
She looks like she once travelled in Variety Club Sunshine Coach
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42143000/jpg/_42143888_ruthturner_bbc203b.jpg
You fucker, you ought be stopped one weeks baccy for that pic link, should have included a warning. All I saw was what appeared to be an unwashed grubby looking suspect after an arrest on an early morning plod raid. Further more I felt she was gloating at me after trousering my wallet, her eyes followed me around the room, phucking scary I tell you.
Nope, call me fussy, but I wouldn't chuck my muck at that.
Spot on there, me neither.
This thread wins the prize for funniest of the week, and also scores 79% for offtopicness.
Keep up the good work, lads.
Highly commended by the panel of judges: Mr O. Holborn, Mr T. Tony.
Recommended for sectioning: Mr H. Potts.
PS I used to get letters from Henk Potts. I think he worked for cahoot, or Egg, or one of those other banks with stupid names. "Dear Dennis, You misunderstand the nature of our relationship. You are meant to be banking with us, not the other way round", etc., etc.
Try Googling "Gordon Brown" + gay
2,370,000 hits - every fucker thinks he's gay - except him
If you do the same for
"David Cameron" +gay
you get 437,000 hits.
So what?
I tried Googling "Gordon Brown" + martian and got 80,000 hits, including this.
Guido + "sock puppet" 4760 Hits
"Gordon Brown"+"sock puppet" 973 Hits
says it all really
Dennis-
Fucking brilliant!
I've seen Ruth Turner "in real life", and believe me, you would. She's very attractive. Verging on "very attractive indeed".
Anonymous at 10.30 pm:
You've got a hell of a point there.
I Googled "anonymous" and "sock puppet" and got 58,300 hits. If you don't believe me, try it for yourself.
Can I just say how privileged I feel to be corresponding with someone who has been Googled so many times?
@Anonymous 6:32 PM
Don't forget Ed Owen gave £25 - Straw's former SpAd... think he's running EURO RSCG APEX (helped sell African oil to ChiComs I believe) - cunt should be able to afford more!
I googled "Nick Clegg" and "sexual partners" and got 119,000 hits.
Which shows that's complete bollocks
If you're prepared to fork out the £2 minimum donation for the privilege, you can sponsor the gorgeous Ruth via that page and leave her a message of undying love for the whole world to see.
Too much scaremongering from you Tory boys. If you keep talking up a financial meltdown, house price crash, and oil at $250 a barrel then it will happen. And it will all be the fault of scaremongering, doomster, Tory boys like you losers on this sad Tory blog.
My advice to you lot is shut the fuck up!
arse
dear henk potts
well next time mend the roof when the sun is shinin eh !!
do you know stoke by the way!!
love garys nemasis
henk potty said...
"Too much scaremongering from you Tory boys. If you keep talking up a financial meltdown, house price crash, and oil at $250 a barrel then it will happen. And it will all be the fault of scaremongering, doomster, Tory boys..yadayadyada"
Hedging your bets a bit from your first gung-ho Gorgon for King post earlier aren't you Henk? Or are the pills wearing off?
" It's many more years in the wilderness for you Tory losers, as UK plc, under Gordon, powers ahead"
This phenomenon seems to passed the financial world by Henk. Perhaps you should be writing to the FT, the BOE and City leaders, to expound the Henk theory. I am sure they will be mightily relieved after you have explained it all to them.
oh good news from the bunker , post terrorism vote , waining ministerial lackies will be fired , the fuher says so , aparently not commited to destruction of the uk enough !!
emo cult tactics being used on the greens .
ed now thought of as a liability , teachers have staring wax effergies complete with dunces cap of ed for staff room darts practice and stress relief. rumours are hes shitting it at going up against gove every day
Is this Lord Levy's coded way of saying he thinks Gordo's a big shit? (From an interview in the Sun 28/3/2008))
"There are people who are great number twos but when thrust into leadership they cannot cut the ice. Gordon Brown has not cut the ice."
If ever there was a great "Number two",Gordo is proving to be it.
A British minister admitted Tuesday that the government had spent just 230 pounds (450 dollars) promoting England's national day over the last five years.
Culture Minister Margaret Hodge confessed her department spent 116 pounds on promoting Saint George's Day this year, 114 pounds in 2007 -- and absolutely nothing in the previous three years.
Conservatives - tough on knife crime? Family values? Wife stabs County Councillor with 9inch knife after sordid affair!
STABBED: Wife attacks husband with nine-inch knife after his affair came to light.
Here's a story that the Tory's want to hush up, it actually concerns Conservative County and District Councillor Oliver Pearson He was viciously stabbed by his wife, and Conservative Candidate Susannah Pearson who was physically restrained by their daughter - also a Conservative Candidate. (as was their son)
Tourism Minister Margaret Hodge was involved in an extraordinary slanging match with one of the leaders of the British holiday industry at a cocktail reception on the House of Commons terrace.
Guests were shocked as Mrs Hodge stormed off after clashing with Philip Green, chairman of UK Inbound, a trade group that encourages foreigners to take holidays in Britain.
She was furious after guests booed her speech. One heckled: 'You don't know what you are talking about,' and she fired back: 'Yes I do, you are totally wrong.'
Mr Green had enraged Mrs Hodge by accusing the Government of driving away foreign tourists with 'high taxes disguised as green initiatives, ridiculous red tape and a schizophrenic approach to air travel'.
She stormed: 'I came here for a pleasant summer evening on the terrace, not to be lectured.'
Mrs Hodge then claimed British hotels were overpriced and big visitor attractions offered poor service - and left the moment her speech was over.
One guest said: 'I have never seen anything like it on the terrace before - there was heckling and even booing.'
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Mrs Hodge then claimed "British hotels were overpriced and big visitor attractions offered poor service"
Ah Mrs Hodge, supporting the tourist industry with such fine words of support.
with friends like Hodge (Millionairess `communist` Margaret Oppenheimer) who needs enemys?
Torys tough - blimey! Sounds like there'll need to be an Operation Trident-style squad fired up just for prospective Conservative candidates.
Henk potts, toss to his friends (if the gobshite as any) you are a scotch cunt in a skirt and i claim my fiver.
Crooks hire crooks! Fuck! Stop the press! Fucking child...
Turners website's a disgrace;where's the link so you can buy her used underwear/knighthood/contract to supply the MoD with cardboard tanks etc?
She sems to have forgotten everything "Lord" Levy taught her
Says Colonel Madd
Have you noticed how most of her donations appear to have been raised offline, is that some sort of charity raising PFI?
As for all you sad sacks who think they like to do her, she's hardly Carla Bruni is she.
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