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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Henley News

Was this one of the most unexciting by-elections going?

Guido gave a former senior LibDem apparatchik 9/1 on the LibDems winning. So they are still optimistic...

122 comments:

realist said...

The media haven't covered it because it's going to be a walkover for the Tories and an embarrassment for Labour who may lose their deposit.

Now if Labour stood a chance of winning it would be ramped up all over the BBC.

Anonymous said...

Both the main parties seem to behave as if they are electing a councillor rather than an MP who will vote on our behalf for 2 years. There has been more coverage of some wretched local (ish) gravel pit than any national issue of significance. The local saying is that if you put a donkey up as Tory candidate for Henley it would get in. It would be about as conversant with current affairs.

Anonymous said...

If the LibDems stood a chance of winning it would also be ramped up all over the BBC.

Dick the Prick said...

Why are there 2 ppc's for the Miss Great britain Party - yowzers!! Ahem, spoilt ballots again....

Trubes said...

Totally off topic Guido, but have you visited The Lakelanders View recently? he has a brilliant caption of the Ball's expenses fiddle...
I listened to you on Radio 4 yesterday and you were very good...
What next...Question Time ? Bring it on!

Anonymous said...

I see from the Times that the balls have been under investigation for 4 months!

I wonder if greasy ed made any comments on Tory sleaze during those 4 months

Anonymous said...

Word from the Lib Dem high command is the Tories will win by about 5000.

Anonymous said...

And another off topic.

I do telemarketing, Guido is a great way to ligten my day.

Today its road hauliers - very orinary folks, not the most political of people.

Their message is simple - the business is being killed by rising fuel prices mainly caused by Tax.

Gordon and Darling are despised for doing nothing about it and having spent the country's money this last ten years.

Broon will need an armed guard for life after this.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If the LibDems stood a chance of winning it would also be ramped up all over the BBC.

June 26, 2008 11:48 AM

Not so sure.
A good result for the Lib/Dims increases pressure on the 'Dear Leader' and the (national) Socialist Party.
Combine that with a Labour lost deposit, resurgent Conservatives, then come GE time, all those Labour voters with no place to go may look to cleggy as their new messiah.
More importantly the Unions may see a rising Lib/Dim Party as a better bet than the failing soc/dim party that has sold them out for the past 13 years.

Albions rousing defenders of Gordon said...

Anonymous 12.27, fear not, I have the very men for the job.

A bevy of Albion's knights now sadly reduced by age and infirmity. I shall volunteer that they shall have one last glorious mission.

'Rise! Rise from your Parker Knolls and commodes, Albion has need of ye! Gordon, the heretick, is in need of protection. He hath whored our land into regions, and the workers of the land are wroth with him: he hath rogered the oeconomy."

They would have revenge: they surge to his gates with scythes, pitchforks and flaming brands. Elderly knights, go, defend Gordon."

And they will go, with their weak bladders, their Alzheimers, asking where they left their hearing aids, with their dicky hips and afternoon naps to defend the guardian of our treasury and liberty.

The Turks should evade them with ease, and my care bill drop a mort.

harman helps the bnp said...

Commissar Harpersons latest order to discriminate against straight white males is already acting as a recruiting sergeant for the BNP:

http://www.bnp.org.uk/2008/06/harriet-harmans-1984-newspeak/

Well done Harriet, when the race war comes you'll be delighted to know you played your own significant part in starting it.
Stupid commie bitch.

Anonymous said...

harman helps the bnp 12:52

If I said I was ethnic, how would anyone prove that I wasn't?

Also, if you were choosing between a white bloke, a woman and an ethnic -- would it ok to recruit the woman over the ethnic 'cos she has got bigger tits? Or is some other tie break going to be laid down?

(Of course her main interest is ensuring that she will be able to get a job when she is chucked out of parliament -- as an old woman she has two advantages already).

Josef K said...

Harman is a racist and I beg someone to take her to court for it. Whatever happened to Meritocracy?

I don't think any of us can deny that the world has gone slightly mad now, with its insanely liberal drive.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps your former Lib Dem apparatchik has a gambling problem.

mandango said...

Has anyone seen the Great wafer seal? It seems to be an endangered species and unless Gordon can find it, he can't ratify the Lisbon treaty.

sion simon's scion incarnate! said...

Anonymous said...
(Of course her main interest is ensuring that she will be able to get a job when she is chucked out of parliament -- as an old woman she has two advantages already).

June 26, 2008 1:02 PM

She does have one major disadvantage - she is fucking well BARKING!

(or does that count as a disability and is therefore subject to positive discrimination?)

Anonymous said...

Nick Clegg is still like Neil Kinnock!

Anonymous said...

mandango said...
Has anyone seen the Great wafer seal? It seems to be an endangered species and unless Gordon can find it, he can't ratify the Lisbon treaty.

June 26, 2008 1:09 PM

Don't Panic!

Crash will save us.
He will reach into his utility belt and pull out his implement.
After a few moments he will have whittled a new seal from a potato (after all, jacquie smith is useful for F.A. else)

Anonymous said...

has harriet the harpy considered what advice she will give in the event that a white woman and someone of ethnic origin (could be a woman) are both equally qualified for the same job ?

perhaps as she considers this conundrum her brain will explode (or not).

Anonymous said...

Who trumps who for the job?

Does a woman trump an ethnic minority male?

Does an ethnic minority woman trump a white woman?

Or are they both employed on a job share!

lancey howard said...

For those who wonder over the relative merits of ethnicity, gender, religion etc. may I refer you to:
http://dicklist.blogspot.com/2006/07/tdl-gaming-world-series-of-victimhood.html

Eileen Critchley said...

There are hundreds of people on the Conservative candidates list and most of these aspiring types dutifully fire off a CV as each seat comes up.

But isn’t it now the case that your inclusion on the list is highly likely to be a complete waste of your time and money?

So why does this process matter to the casual reader?

Well today’s candidate is tomorrows Prime Minister; get it wrong today and pay a hefty price tomorrow.

Circus Cameron will have long left town by the time the bomb goes off.

Or put another way, the Conservative Party is not choosing its best candidates – that is to say the brightest, most able, presentable and credible people to lead this country through an inevitable series of unforeseen disasters and opportunities.

History will be very unkind.

Dangermouse said...

I didn't know the LibDems had so many carping trolls. They all sound like sexually disatisfied housewives from Inglenook, complete with sandals and flagellation gear. They always sound so bitter and twisted.

I was fortunate enough to be involved in selecting our PPC and there were many excellent candidates. I find Eileen's ill-founded remarks just pure LibDem bile. Doesn't she understand the simple fact that to have an election you have to have a range of people to select from?

Tories will win by a country mile in Henley as despite Clegg's best efforts (and I like the man), the Lib Dems are simply a contradiction in terms.

I hope Henley is a romp as that will really stick it up to snotty McBroon.

horace said...

Newsflash:

A statement from Mr Stickfingers.

" Yesterday I behaved in an inappropriate manner by ramming an Armenian goatherd from behind. I realize now that it is no excuse that I mistook him for my mother. Instead I should have escorted him to the nearest benefits office and instructed him personally in how to screw our welfare system.

For this I am deeply sorry, and apologize to him, Noel Edmonds(1/4 Armenian) Polly Toynbee, Shami Chakrabarti, The queen Gordon Brown, and any other fucker they tell me to.

I ask you to take into account that my jock father only knew two words," cunt " and " apple ". However this did not stop him rising to the rank of corporal in the British Army, and for this he should be clapped, a condition he is not unfamliar with."

Mr Stickfingers has been told that he can be released if he confines hia attacks to Somalians and Peter Hain.

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has commented that attacks upon Armenians have dropped 36% year on year since labour came to power.

old pa pipsqueak said...

Is it just me or does anybody else find that shower of shit at Mongminster hideously white? If the next canidate round here aint a one eyed big tittied lezzer with a 3 arseholed cat who used to be a man 'till issues took hold and is; of course, ethnic, then i fucking refuse to vote!

Clapham Commoner said...

OT: I was on the tube about two hours ago between Green Park and Bond Street, and who should I see strap-hanging with a "look-at-me-on-the-tube" smirk but Nick Cleggover and his entourage (a man in a suit and two nice young men keeping a respectful distance but with their Commons pass hanging round their weedy necks, just-so-we-know).

The thing is, one of the nice young men had a suit so cheap it made Primark look bespoke. And his tie was so cheap and so polyster I thought I'd stepped through the space-time contiuum and landed on the set of The Likely Lads. Why aye!

Come on Cleggy, either pay your staff a living wage for London, or hire people with more dress sense that Tony feckin Booth.

Thank you.

Clapham Commoner said...

Guido - There is an important job to do, and you are just the man to do it.

How much does hattie pay her staff per hour? Would an FoI request smoke her out?

Is it equal per hour for men and women? If not, why not?

And a question for Hattie: Which Govt was it who had a Minister for Equality, but paid her no ministerial salary? Just askin'

Jingouk said...

The BBC is setting its precedence - we didn't cover Henley so we won't Haltemprice ...

Hand of History said...

Why not go further and outlaw discrimination against the stupid?
After all, a low IQ is something you're born with just as much as your sex or age.
It would make recruitment much easier - just draw a name out of a hat! Nothing could be fairer!

i like chinese food but at the chippy they said sowwy no pish, pish off said...

Horace said:

"A statement from Mr Stickfingers"

Who the fuck is Mr stickfingers?

Perhaps a name change to horseshit might be more appropriate for you as you seem to be talking it!

twat alert! said...

Hand of History said...
"Why not go further and outlaw discrimination against the stupid?"

Can't do that, where the fuck would Thick as Shit do then!

45govt said...

Anonymous asks @ 1.31...

"Who trumps who for the job?"

Simple - a points system, viz:-

Effnics 4 points
Wimmin 3 points
Cripples 2 points
Queer 1 point

Additional points to be added:-

Foreign born 1 point
Non-English speaking 2 points
Illiterate 3 points

Thus it can readily be seen that any position of worth will soon be filled with a full house of illiterate foreign, queer, one-legged wimmin, from some obsure effnic minority who haven't a word of English, or indeed any language:

Bingo - 16 points - come on down, and mark your X on the dotted line.

In the event of a tie-break, an applicant who is an illegal immigrant will of course be given preference.

red despot spotter said...

i do hope kevin maguire posts more often , nice piece kevin on money problems .

however you failed to say if , treating parliment and making fools out of the public is a worthy past time of nu labour ??

am i right in thinking that todays policy barrage is to try and salvge henly .

sky news called harman "hadran" ref to article in express , she looked shocked . i might have agreed with wage issue, but forcing employess to not hire who they want , is doomed , doomed i tell ye

green annoucement already full of holes , nuke lobby not yet happy , not much on who what , already sniffing for chums donations scams


i am going to laugh so much if you come fourth in henley

Anonymous said...

TAT aka i like chinese food.

theresa may is a useless fuckwit said...

Theresa May has welcomed Hariet Harpersons discriminatory dictat against white men. What a stupid fucking cow she is. Do us all a favour Dave and ditch the useless bitch before she loses you any more votes.

Anonymous said...

Bit of class Mr45. Always value for money!

Anonymous said...

theresa may is a useless fuckwit said...
"Theresa May has welcomed Hariet Harpersons discriminatory dictat against white men. What a stupid fucking cow she is. Do us all a favour Dave and ditch the useless bitch before she loses you any more votes."

Call me Dave probably agrees with both!

Gordon Is My Leader said...

I like this top trumps theme. That hook handed freak Abu Hazma would be the best card:
Foreign Born - 1 point
Cripple - 2 points
Illiterate - 3 points
Ethnic - 4 points
Islamic - 5 points
Illegal Immigrant - 6 Points

Old Holborn - bitter and twisted said...

Harriet Harperson MP - UK HR Director
House of Cards
London


Dear Idiot,

As an employer, could you please clarify for me your latest diktat about who should be running my business under Zanulabour

Applicant A is a white male - I have already reported him to the Police
Applicant B is a white female
Applicant C is a black male
Applicant D is a black female
Applicant E is a black female crippled lesbian illegal immigrant.

The role I need them for is heavy lifting, fork lift truck driving and minor proctology examinations on male patients.

Get back to me with the correct choice for my business please. I realise that one wrong move here could see me sweating with Gordons Brownshirts for 42 days, let alone going bankrupt and giving you 400 new "social customers" for your benefits/ZNL lock in scheme.

Love and Kisses

Old Holborn
Farqham Hall

Anonymous said...

David Davis has got a battle on.

Jill Saward is standing for H and H

http://www.saward.org/
and
News

henry said...

White guy? That's me!

After years of being excluded from the ranks of those discriminated against, I can only thank Ms Harmonster for her last act of lunacy before her fated appointment with lasting obscurity.

45govt said...

gordon is my leader - quite right -I forgot the trump of trumps, being an Islamofascist would of course normally eliminate all other competition, with extra consideration due if you have arrive by hijacked plane with AK47 in hand. You will be personally recommended by Jackboot Straw, who will find you the perfect non-job, commensurate housing and an advance of benefits in his very own constituency.

21 points!!! BlackjackStraw!

AntiCitizenOne said...

They really are going for scorched earth policy.

How long before white males have to ride at the back end of public transport?

I'm going for 100% tax avoidance from now on. Even if it doesn't save me money, it cannot be used to harm the country.

I say this as a small business which has employed
1) A "muslim" Accountant (about as muslim as I'm CoE).
2) A OAP Book-keeper.
3) A Gay designer.
4) A woman graduate trainee.
5) and a couple of Eastern Europeans to help move stuff.

WHY? Not because of the above, but becuase they were the best people at the time. Now I might fight back and only employ those victims of British Government Apartheid.

Anonymous said...

Look, I don't mean to be a bore about this but it isn't white males, it is English white males, all the others are eithnics, like Guido.

Old Holborn - bitter and twisted said...

Get to the back of the bus, honkey!

Yes, massa

Bob said...

Does this mean that in the whole of the EU the only group that can be discriminated against are Englishmen (who are white) and between the age of 18 and 65.

I'm fucking honored, they must be really shit scared of us.

thick as thieves said...

bob,
you sound like the kind of guy we need in The English Resistance.

Bob said...

TaT,

I've always been in it (undercover wing).

PS I should have said 'straight, white Englishmen with all their bits and no scews loose', though come to think of it there can't be many left.

mick jaggers lips said...

i'm a
honnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnky tonk man!

Rick said...

Just seen on Politics Home:
Police hand file on Labour donors probe to prosecuters

atheist said...

45govt:

"Thus it can readily be seen that any position of worth will soon be filled with a full house of illiterate foreign, queer, one-legged wimmin, from some obsure effnic minority who haven't a word of English, or indeed any language"

Too late, the BBC thought of it years ago.....

thick as thieves said...

we may be few in number bob,
but that never stopped us ruling the world, did it?
resisting and then ruling europe should be a piece of piss.

stephen said...

45govt, I dislike your tone. I'm a liberal, and I think we need many more queers in the beeb!

Oooooh, that Graham Norton's a hottie! Mmmmmm!

Now, I'm off to find myself some cock!

Anonymous said...

New Labour's answer to discrimination - more discrimination.

What a surprise.

Alex said...

I see Wnedy Alexanders is getting a 1 day ban for accepting illegal donations, on the same day that Paul Collingwood gets a 4 match ban for a slow over rate. Puts illegal donations in perspective then.

Anonymous said...

Slap on the wrist for wee wendy. 1 day suspension...

Anonymous said...

The local Henley Newspaper is reporting an Oxfordshire Liberal Democrat councillor as defecting to the Tories over the imposition of an outside candidate.

Talk about timing or what?

http://www.henleystandard.co.uk/news/news.php?id=13141

The comments on defection are in the Henley by-election blog.

Anonymous said...

WHITEHALL MYSTERY.

MISSING MP. Not seen for months.

Can anyone help?

Please help us find the former leader of the Lberal Democrats
CHARLES KENNEDY.

Not seen, not heard from, not heard of?

Who can help his dedicated friends
Down at the Old Bull and Bush??

Anonymous said...

June 26, 2008 4:16 PM

Strange he was on Newsnight last night along will 2 other has beens.

Anonymous said...

June 26, 2008 4:24 PM
Take no notice of me Iam a bit pissed

Tartwatch said...

BBC saying Wee Windy Alexander is suspended for her neck.

Ratty's Ghost said...

Pub landlord interviewing three people for the job of barmaid.

Q. to applicant 1.
'If you found ten pounds on the floor what would you do with it?'
A. 'I would stick it in my pocket.'

Q. Same question applicant 2.
A. 'I would call out to the customers and see who claimed it.'

Q. Same question applicant 3.
A. 'I would put it in your till'

Who got the job?

Ratty's Ghost said...

Answer: The one with the biggest tits!

Man in a Shed said...

Labour funding scandal -= where are you in the pub ? Mrs Fawkes is going to get suspicious.

Anonymous said...

I can't see the Lib Dems winning too many more by-elections under Clegg. His approach to the referendum treaty votes in both houses was curious to say the least, and seems to have disillusioned some of those who have supported him in the past.

45govt said...

BEYOND PARODY, PART 12,986.

"Gurkha, 87, who won the VC returns war medals to Downing Street after being refused free hospital care"

Regimental Sergeant Major Pun Tulbahadur was told he had no right to free care by a revenue enforcer at West Middlesex University Hospital.
Mr Pun, one of just 10 living VC holders in the UK, was close to tears and forced to leave after being told he also owed thousands of pounds because he had 'misled' the hospital over his immigration status.
The Gurkha, who lives on just £135 a week, was ejected this week on the anniversary of winning his VC in Burma on June 23 1944.
The VC war hero was refused heart treatment at West Middlesex University Hospital, and Andy Finlay, its income generation manager, demanded to see Mr Pun's passport and said his visa showed he had indefinite leave to enter Britain, not indefinite leave to remain - meaning he was ineligible for NHS treatment.

He allegedly then threatened Mr Pun, who does not speak English and had a friend acting as interpreter, with a bill for past treatment.

Mr Pun's lawyer, Kieran O'Rourke, said: '(Mr Finlay) then made the serious allegation that Mr Pun had "misled" the hospital previously in relation to his immigration status.

'Mr Finlay told Mr Pun he would have to pay back the NHS. He was shocked and extremely upset.'

Mr Pun said: 'I could not sleep worrying about having to pay thousands of pounds for treatment I have already had. I have not misled anyone - the British Government allows me to live here.

Makes a mockery of the points system for job preferences we were laughing about above. Fuck me - he should have applied to Harriet Harbint for a job - he'd fucking get preference then. So only parasitic bastards who want to kill us like Capt Hook must live it large off the taxpayer, not some deluded Ghurkha who fought for us, oh dearie me no, probably doesn't even vote ZaNuFascist.

This is a government of the vilest cunts imaginable, and turds like Andy Finlay, doubtless another ZaNuLab Scotch asswipe of a jobsworth, need to be put in fear of their lives. What the fuck does a cunt like this do to get employed?

Up against the wall motherfuckerism needed NOW.

What do you reckon Mr fucking delicious about a cunt like that?

Anonymous said...

I don't think that Clegg will be rolling his foreskin back repeatedly in pleasure over this result!

Clegg really is like Neil Kinnock! A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bofl said...

so that's it then.if by a fluke of nature a man with white parents is born in england he is now personae non gratis.....the whole of the uk's problems have been down to these disgusting people . i wonder when the yellow stars wll be sent out for us to wear?

i feel that there is something very sinister going on here.....europe has been trying to conquer us for ages.they couldnt do it by war but now they are succeeding by stealth.starting with the traitorous ted heath the politicos of both parties have sold us down the swanee.

these nazis play the long game.by filling the country with aliens the natives will be diluted.eventually there will be nobody left to fight back.

the constant vilification of the English is SICKENING!

we need to find out what is REALLY going on!
there has to be dirt about her as being a lawyer she has lied all the way through her fucking revolting life........fight filth with filth i say

Gordon said...

BBC site is saying "Equality minister Harriet Harman has set out plans to allow firms to discriminate in favour of female and ethnic minority job candidates.

She said firms should be able to choose a woman over a man of equal ability if they wanted to - or vice versa." (my italics).

I've not seen this mentioned anywhere else? Is the BBC wrong or are we actually allowed to now employ only white English men if we want to? I'm confused.

Either way, she's still a moron with a moronic husband who should be in have been charged due to be zanulab treasurer and not actually looking at what money they had. Actually, maybe his incompetence (and Broon's and all the other white men in the cabinet) have convinced Harperson that white men are stupid and should be discriminated against - it would be understandable

Anonymous said...

Ref bofl:

Well, for starters there's the bit on wikipeadia about her sister "Her sister Sarah was a lawyer and part-time judge. She resigned having been caught passing confidential papers to Harriet Harman, then Solicitor General. Sarah Harman was found guilty of contempt of court and "conduct unbefitting a solicitor". She was ordered to pay £25,000 costs.[41] Her other two sisters, Janet and Virginia, are solicitors." Nothing about HH being done for that - always somebody else's fault.

Anonymous said...

The Harman woman is a good example of being in a post just because of a quota - not because on any intrinsic talent on her part.

Anonymous said...

Off topic

This morning I heard on RTE radio news a depressing item that 'the Irish and the British transport ministers were getting together to propose some (craven) bit of legislation as part of an EU move.

Christ, yet more EU, masterplan, 4th Reich "harmonisation" - we'll all be put in a mincer and come out as uniform Euro wursts.

However by chance I saw some Italian Television and my gloom lifted. Watching the glorious lingustic and gesticulation capabilities of a country that can easily make a drama a crisis and then a disaster, I realised that they represented the big spanner in the Teutonic works of the EU.

Viva Italia!

Anonymous said...

hi this is nothing new, on the ethnic form when u get to uni there is the option of 'scottish', 'irish' 'welsh' (not 100% on welsh) or 'other white british'

if you are english, you are other.

yet the dvla translates the driving licences into a million languages at a cost of how much?


oh just fuck off harriet. the only racist or sexist is you, most of us don't see lables but see people.

ya big gay (go on ripa & 42 day me, dares ya!)

ps. can we discriminate if people are fat or bald or ugly or loud or smelly or waht?

Anonymous said...

This amounts to a declaration of war by Harriet Harman on hardworking aspirational nuclear families.

It is a shame - A piccaninies charter for watermelon smiling second rate people. It is not about sex discrimination or race relations but a sop to the minorities that owe Labour for their entry to teh UK!

Fucking delicious! said...

45govt; reprehensible new labour bastards, they're giving me a bad name!

Most of their fucking leadership are Scots, right enough, but they're despised just as much up here as they are in england.

This moral compass they spout on about is as rare as hobby-horse shite...

Fucking delicious!

some english bloke said...

The other ism covered by the Equality Commission is Ageism; not only will employers not be able to select employees in terms of age but it is now ILLEGAL to ask about length of experience since this amounts to indirect ageism

So, to add to the points system

Age/ Experience ? who knows, take you pick, 1-2-3-4 or 5 points at random.

electro-kevin said...

All by-elections are exciting these days.

They should be re-named bye-elections.

Say 'bye bye, Nu labour'

a ghhty hjhiijmnv cfdrr; I know, makes as much sense as a scotch cunt said...

"This moral compass they spout on about is as rare as hobby-horse shite...

Fucking delicious!"

Or a working scotchman!

Anonymous said...

OT, but can you please get rid of that effing " TOTAL POLITICS " ad.The gargoyle leaping out like that is frightening the chickens.

Thankyou

bob said...

Can't someone report Harperson to the Commission for Racial Equality?

If this was you or me proposing that English whites should be given preference the police would be round your house before you could say 42 days.

Anonymous said...

bob said...
"Can't someone report Harperson to the Commission for Racial Equality?"

It doesn't apply if you are white and English!

Owl Man said...

BBC - Labour leader faces one-day ban

"They were joined by Tory Jamie McGrigor, who said there were "mitigating circumstances" in the case."

Eh! Do the Tories even realise that the public are sick to dearth of one law for politicians and another for the people?

There are people who have "mitigating circumstances" about not paying their sky high energy bills but that doesn't stop them getting court summons and even greater fines.

Once again the Tories show themselves as just as high minded and sleazy as the Labour party.

A disgrace.

mary jane rotten-crotch said...

Frankly I don't want to be superior to men.

I like to be dominated.

gizza job said...

45govt
Simple - a points system, viz:-

Effnics 4 points. GJ ( gizza job ) White Anglo, 0 points.
Wimmin 3 points. GJ Man, 0 points.
Cripples 2 points. GJ abled bodied, 0 points.
Queer 1 point. Oh goodie, 1 point !
Foreign born 1 point. English born, birth cert as damnable truth. 0 points.
Non-English speaking 2 points. GJ Speak only English, 0 points.
Illiterate 3 points relativly literate. 0 points.
Gordon Is My Leader contributed
Islamic - 5 points GJ, nominal C of E. 0 points.
Illegal Immigrant - 6 Points. GJ UK passport holder. 0 points.
some english bloke
contributed
experience at the job - Random Points GJ, 20 years 0 points.

I claim 1 point out of a possible 27 so do I get the job or what ?

45govt said...

gizza job - no you get sent to the BBC for work experience - unpaid. They like arse-bandits, cocksuckers and carpet-munchers there - learn you how to make tea for your betters.

Lilith said...

What's this about outlawing homophobic bullying in the workplace? Isn't that provided for already? Under "bullying in the workplace"?

Does that mean heterosexist bullying is legit? Polymorphicly perversist bullying? Are we allowed to bully white polyandrists?

Lilith said...

45, can I have my very own Gurkha? I would never be scared again. This story is so very, very shameful. It turns my stomach and steams my wee.

lizard said...

The heat's on. David Icke is standing in H&H. Davis is toast.

harpy hatpin said...

Fuck off the lot of you.

gina said...

Hey, miss harminster bitch face, I fuck who I like, 'kay?

Jim Kurtz said...

"Don't be white, don’t be male": this is Harriet Harman's message to Britain. So she wants to discriminate against white people and men, to deprive them of a livelihood in order to pursue her own political agenda. So whatever your circumstances, level of deprivation, automatically you will be ruled as inferior in the eyes of an employing organisation because you are white or male.

Dennis said...

8:41, you speak with forked tongue.

johnny psephology said...

Well. There goes the white male vote. Wonder what her next trick will be?

red despot spotter said...

45 govt , that post on gurkha is appaling , so we give out bits of a cannon ball from the battle sebastapol, but thats about it for bravery in defending our nation .

i am really ashamed that he has been treated in this way !!

i keep looking at harriets legislation , and whilst i think the pay declaration is ok (assuming they do the same job) the discrimination bit is just wonk . i mean why cant you just employ who you think would work best in your company .

i mean if you are to work in the labour party , surely you cant be a conservative member , its another example of astroturfing of freedoms . perhaps the BNP will be forced to hire an ethnic diversity co ordination officer, same goes for the communists . its anear to the state forcing who you want to work for you . just loooks a too much this one .

not much from henley except turnout expecte to be low due to weather ,

Anonymous said...

WEE WENDY'S DAY OFF

Ms Alexander will be serviced by the Regimental Mascot (Dyson Eubank O'Cufflink the third) at 11.30 a.m on Tuesday 11th July on the main parade ground Allenby Barracks(If wet in Gymnasium)

I Madd (COL) Officer Commanding

mitch said...

Ho Ho Ho Mugabe just called brown "the demon in downing street" and called for him to go so not all bad then!.

Anonymous said...

More disclosures on the CAROLINE SPELMAN fraudulent expenses claims (£25,000).

Apparently it was first raised with Conservative Central Office by Spelman's secretary who was concerned that, because Spelman was claiming for the nanny, there was little left from the office expenses allowance for actual secretarial services.

It was only then that Central Office told Spelman to stop claiming for the nanny. Spelman was lying when she said that she herself initiated the query with Central Office.

Spelman's previous secretary also expressed concern at the time.

dog in the stable said...

the most consistent purveyors of bigotry (the caucasians) crying about being discriminated against

fucking priceless

fat bitch with a virginia ham under her arms crying the blues

Englishman said...

One small snag with your argument:

THIS IS OUR FUCKING COUNTRY!

45govt said...

dog turd in the stable said...

"the most consistent purveyors of bigotry (the caucasians) crying about being discriminated against"

Try your luck at getting positive discrimination in any of the home countries of the cunts who demand it here, you ignorant asswipe.

Listen to what the englishman told you, and fuck off.

the archbishop of baghdad said...

2:30 PM

At last this blog has attracted a poster with the requisite intellectual depth to understand politics, politicians and the cunts that spend every waking hour discussing them.

Well done Sir! I salute all your efforts! May God bless you and all that sail in you! (even if you turn out to be some queer jock atheist bastard)

pedigree chum said...

dear 45

is that your IQ or the number of blokes your missus had tonight

spreadbedwetting said...

dear pc

i'd wager that's a bit of a close call

Englishman said...

11:22

"Well done Sir! I salute all your efforts! May God bless you and all that sail in you! (even if you turn out to be some queer jock atheist bastard)"

Not sure who you're talking about, but just in case it's me - I am straight, English, pagan, and born in wedlock.

Unlike in so many ways, some of the posters here.

other said...

8:09 PM

Non-specific discrimination claim coming your way, matey.

the archbishop of baghdad riding point on an armour-plated font said...

11:42 PM

Thank the Lord for that. Accept my most sincere apologies with a complementary ticket for Wimbledon Centre Court and have a jolly good wank over Venus. I would join you myself, but I've a stiff job on my hands here converting the last pockets of Islamic resistance. But we shall overcome! (God willing)

Exeterminator said...

New Henley MP says he has has 'big shoes to fill', reports Beeb.

He knows Boris is a clown.

Anonymous said...

5th - nice one - and lost deposit
What now Snotgobbler ??

RM said...

So, a Tory win in Henley - no real surprise there - and NuLab came in a close runner up - in fifth place losing their deposit! (Un)Happy Anniversary to Gordon Brown - trashed in the local elections, beaten in Nantwich & Crewe, beaten in the London Mayoral election & now beaten in Henley. Life just isn't too great when you're a lying traitorous incompetant unelected PM is it? Couldn't happen to a more deserving chappie & I shall certainly toast the voters of Henley for bitch slapping Gordon yet again when I sip my beer later today. Downward & backward - ever the rallying cry of NuLab.

Rog said...

In 2005, Labour polled 6,862 votes.

This time only 1,066, came 5th (behind LimpDims, Greens & the BNP) and lost their deposit. They only just beat UKIP.

Less than one sixth of the mugs that voted for them last time could bring themselves to do so again!

The next General Election is going to be a stunner. Must start stocking up on the booze and fireworks in preparation.

ZaNuLab are history. Possibly for good. Bloody brilliant!

sealed with a cunt said...

1:22 PM

Spud stamp? No Jacquet Potato whittling necessary. Dab her twat on the inkpad and Bob's yer uncle. Splat!

jade x said...

3:12 PM

"How long before white males have to ride at the back end of public transport?"

any cunt telz me t'move n ime startin n epick sinful whites champagne

dave stringalongadavis said...

4:06 PM

By the tits hopefully.

upside-down-cake said...

4:53 PM

None of the above.

I would get every customer to complete a Tax Credit form, spend a year assessing who was the most needy beneficiary, then lose all the data and give the tenner to an illegal nigerian immigrant making a claim with dodgy papers.

top cat's tip said...

5:45 PM

Right. Having poked their noses down about every rabbit hole in Britain, one of your posters has finally got the sniffed the drift, Guido. In order to be non-discriminatory, this pro-discriminatory legislation must not be employed to discriminate against particular group. Get it?! Harman is effectively neutralizing the existing (ineffectual) Equal Opportunities legislation and smoothing out the wrinkles in the old racial red-carpet to reinstate a free-for-all roll-out of the pre-multicultural/multi-sexual status quo. No prizes for guessing who the winners will be. The BBC interviewed Harman and reported this story accurately - because this law change is a deliberately overt go-smoke signal to racists up and down the country. But the racist numbskulls on this blog were just too dim to understand! Tragic.

big brown bratwurst said...

6:05 PM

Wow! Socialists eliminate penis envy at a stroke! Sounds like positive discrimination for Weisswurst to me!