Dark Force Recognised
The Mail this morning casts Gordon Brown as the Sith Emperor from Star Wars. The dark forces of the Smith Institute are still under investigation...
Friday, June 20, 2008
The Mail this morning casts Gordon Brown as the Sith Emperor from Star Wars. The dark forces of the Smith Institute are still under investigation...
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53 comments:
Perfectly cast. Guy lives on another planet in a galaxy far, far away.
Now that is fabulous!
Darth Snottius.
Wish I could throw him down a shaft...
I can't see the similarity frankly.
Senator Palpatine spent years secretly plotting to take over the government through a shadowy campaign involving an illegal war and a deliberate policy to undermine the elected leader.
Oh.
Where's Yoda when you need him?
I wish he did live on a planet far, far away, the further away the better...
Silly boy, it's alreay been decided that the activities of the Smith Institute have been totally legal and above board. We just haven't been told yet.
He's begging for a length of light-sabre.
Guido,
One of the funniest items I've seen in ages. Well done it's really cheered up my Friday
The Sith emperor is way more attractive and has has oodles more charisma.
If Gordo is Palpatine then Darth Vader must be Milliband. Hans Solo is David Davis and Clegg is C3PO....
Brown the Sith Emperor? - Nah, that's Sarkozy.
Sarkozy - with all the arrogance of the Gallic, Napoleonic, French Republic - tells the Irish that they are to vote again until they get a yes to the EXISTING treaty.
And where is Merkel in this conspiracy? Why, she is telling the Poles that the only way they'll get back their lost lands in the East is to get Bylo-Russia to join, which just so happens to need the Lisbon Treaty. I wonder whose other 'lost lands' she has in mind? East Prussia??
Brown is more like Neville - and as for Miliband, I just don't get it. His parents fled here from the 2nd World War tyrrany - and yet he cow-tows to the re-emerging tyrrany.
Hope the Poles and the Czechs don't get fooled again.
We need a prequel to the prequel to see how the Sith Lord rose to infamy...."It was another grey day in the manse, and even the snot withdrew into the dark nasal cavities of the inhabitants......"
Over to you Mr Lucas.
Is that the Mr. Jeckyll to Mr. McBroonhydeaway?
Or is it the mysterious taxi driver hinted at in earlier blogs...looks a bit stunned by someone's light sabre!!
Makes Gollum look positively healthy!
I suppose the greatest difference is the Emperor actually wielded great power.
The Sith emperor is way more attractive and has has oodles more charisma.
He also looks in better health.
Gordon looks more like June Brown aka Dot Cotton in Stenders
Gordon Brown - Emperor
Andy Burnham - Princess Leia
Prescott - Jabba
Milliband - C3PO
Hazel Blears - R2D2
Ruth Kelly - Chewbacca
Ed Balls - Jar Jar Blinks
No way is the Mail right. Since when has brown known how to use his power? He scraped home on 42 days, he retreated on 10p tax, he retreated on non-doms, he blinked in front of the tanker drivers - todays NUM - he stumbled around with the US relationship for left-wing votes while our troops were alomnside the americans in two different theatres, he ran frit from an election, he has led a political party into bankruptcy and on and on ...
No Emperor he.
So, Brown likes to hug a hoodie too!
Guido, no mention of Nicholas and Ann Winterton from you. Their fraudulent expenses claims are much greater than Caroline Spelman's.
Are they friends of yours?
The Dark Emperor picture doesn’t quite tally with the below piccy of ‘Mrs Slocombe’ of (Are you being served) fame.
Gordon says "I'm free" Mr Peacock
Ah, here they go. Those of us that spend time on the net are nuts and need treatment. Looks like the first attack dog has been unleashed in the war against bloggers:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2152972/Internet-addiction-is-a-'clinical-disorder'.html
Mr-Mr-M-Mr Speaker, in response to the leader of the Jedi Council, I would say this. The decision to destroy that planet with our Death Star was the right one, when balancing the rights of citizens with the need to maintain security across the empire.
"as for Miliband, I just don't get it. His parents fled here from the 2nd World War tyrrany"
Only Nazi tyranny, because they preferred Marxist tyranny (grandfather was a member of the Red Army). Hence his adoration for the EUSSR. It's all so depressingly obvious. So depressingly obvious that you wonder why the media doesn't expose it all. Until you realise that the media are all part of the same gang.
Am I alone in finding Snotty's inability to tie a neck tie irritating?
Surely the knot is meant to be sort of trainagular, with a dimple in the middle. Snotty's tend to be tubular, like a bog roll tube, with no dimple. Your photo is by no means the worst example.
Might I suggest that after McPension-Pilferer has learnt how to say the word "Mister", that he learns to tie a knot properly?
Sorry, my mistake.
It's not a tie - it's a portable handkerchief.
Logically speaking that makes Cameron Yoda.
I suppose that's what he means by, " Vote blue, go green."
Any pictures of Andy Burnham with his full makeup on? Mascara the lot.
I think a Friday Caption Contest would be excellent. The first prize membership of Liberty!!!!
Nu Lab are totally fucked now read http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2008/06/meltdown-in-the.html
Anonymous @ 9:50 said...
Wish I could throw him down a shaft...
Huh - he probably wishes he could throw his shaft down you!
Gordon is Jabba the Hut - disgusting fat loser who ends up dying a slow agonising death....
The EU is the Dark Empire trying to destroy the free world. The Lisbon Treaty is the Death Star.
Yellow card to Chris for likening R2D2 to the derwaaaarf from Salford. Chewwie was a cool dude too.
The Clone wars - in theaters 08.15.08
Brash young NuJedi Knight Anakin Skywalker-Milliband leads the clone armies of the Zanu Soviet Republic into battle against the EU-Seperatist forces during the galaxy-wide tumult of the Clone Wars.
palpatine and brown bear no resemblance.
the senator manipulated people's fears and the political process to acquire massive arbitrary power and become the evil emporer.
Brown.. oh
Just cheer up, OK?
Brash young NuJedi Knight Anakin Skywalker-Milliband leads the clone armies of the Zanu Soviet Republic into battle against the EU-Seperatist forces during the galaxy-wide tumult of the Clone Wars. And loses.
Brown is ugly and creepy.
not true - we will have retreated to the Uber Salzburg by the time the sea levels rise.
May the farce be with you.
So who's Princess Leia? Shami?
Typo in the caption. It should read..
Gordon Brown as the Shit Emperor
Ed Balls - Jar Jar Blinks..
As comic book guy says in the Simpsons..cuddling his Jar Jar doll
"Jar Jar Binks..No one likes you but me."
Brown is a psycopath.
I think Brown, with his robitic delivery, and awkward movements is much more like the computer in The Demon Seed.
A great intellect trapped inside a computer..
Chilling stuff. It also explains how he came into the world without humour, emotion, or childhood experiences. Just punched out of a swirling Toblerone covered in gold paper.
"Proffessor Harris...... When are you going to let me out of this box"
MacShithouse rules ok lORD Sith
May the farce be with you...
A great intellect trapped inside a computer...
Apart from the fact that Gordon isn't very clever.
the shit emporer i like that one .
turd sabre
kieth vaz is jabba
peter tapsel as obi wan (he for many years has said gordon is from the dark side)
hillary benn as c3po and blears as r2d2
mr speaker as count duckoo
Bollocks.....that's another mobile phone fucked.
nigel
Don't you mean
"May the Fawkes be with you" ?
The BBC is to 'prove' that 9/11 was no inside job in two documentaries. If the position is so laughable why bother? Tower seven collapsed without being hit. This has never been explained. Plane fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt the metal structures within the twin towers: FACT. A BBC journo annonuced the faling of tower 7 seven and it is visible behind him on the TV screen: FACT. This can all be examined on yoitube and YOU can 'make up your own mind' before auntie nazi beeb decides to 'make it up' for you first.
We need a Jedi Knight
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FG2PUZoukfA
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