Who Will Tell the PM?
Guido has been asking around his Labour Party sources. Nobody has any knowledge of a planned Milburn putsch - though one source said he would support one. The difficulty in a candidate getting 71 nominations from the PLP is irrelevant, the rules state that a challenge had to be in place in April for the party conference. Guido's Sage of the Handbook says it doesn't really matter about the rules. If a significant number of Labour MPs told Brown to go, he would have to go. If only people like Milburn, Clarke, Hoey or McDonnell say it, he can weather it.The sage thought that if only a handful of members of the cabinet were to tell Brown to his face that he had to go for the sake of the party, that would be that. Jack Straw would be the man deputised to do the job. Brown has been a disaster for the Labour Party, he can't be the change he promised, he is clearly physically and politically exhausted. Will Jack be the one to put him out of his misery on Friday?
UPDATE : Word is that Gordon will flee to Fife on Friday. What was it Alex Salmond called him? "The big feartie from Fife" will want to be well away from any PLP posse wanting mutiny. When there is trouble he will be gone...
113 comments:
The Straw that broke the Jonahs back?
Not without others. Jack wants the job himself. He will want others to wield the daggers with him, lest he lose the crown.
This is all ridiculous. Tammy will will with a big majority and all this tittle-tattle will go away. Typical DC salesman talk.
From Adam Boulton's blog :
Rumours are even circulating that Milburn or Charles Clarke may be preparing to challenge Brown as party leader.
link
It's the whole corrupt lying pack of them we hate, not just the snotgobbler.
The YouGov poll for the Sun showed that under any other leader Labour's support would get EVEN WORSE!
McTwat gone by Friday! Cannot wait. I can smell blood already. Hope you are not raising false hopes Guido. I am a schadenfreude junkey and I need a fix.
Straw doesn't have the guts to do that. He has always been one to be blown by the prevailing wind - never a leader of opinion.
I don't think Labour has anyone of the necessary stature to don the proverbial grey suits.
No! Please no!
It is vital that either the labour party don't find the guts to push, or Brown is arrogant enough to cling to power.
The longer he is there, the worse the eventual defeat will be for him.
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It makes me laugh that for the last 10 years he's been saying how wonderful the economy is and how we can thank him for that because of the great a job he's doing.
Now he's saying "I've brought you through difficult economic times before, and I can do it again."
When was this exactly? When we're these difficult times? And is he telling us he's led us into economic hard times twice, now?
The country needs someone who is committed to make the hard decisions, the right longer term decisions for the good of the country.
We need Gordon to stay on for the good of the country. The longer he keeps struggling on, the more dramatic will be ZanuLabours defeat and the longer they will be kept out of power
Best someone confiscates Gordon's mobile phone first.
By the way, cracking post Guido, thanks for doing the research. Your story certainly sounds a lot more plausible than political betting's. Yet again you are well infront of the mainstream media.
15 years of scheming to be PM... and for what?
COME ON GORDON, WHERE WAS THE MASTER PLAN? what did you plan to DO with the firking job once you finally got your bogey crusted hands on it?
He was never elected in the first place, so he's effectively just a caretaker PM anyway at the moment (or a dictator, depending on how you look at it).
I think it'll take longer than until Friday to push him out; the labour MPs have no backbone at all; it'll take them about a week just to summon up the courage to tell him that labour lost the by-election.
"Oh, was there a by-election going on?", he'll say, "I didn't know that".
Then when asked about the negative campaign he'll say:
"that negative campaigning was nothing to do with me guv."
Then he'll say "the loss of the labour vote was nothing to do with me either. It was George Bush's fault for starting a global recession. I didn't do it."
you just wait and see; he'll say all those things and then top it off by saying even more insane things, the raving loony idiot bastard wanker.
I must be missing something - what is significant about Friday?
The brevity of Broon's premiership would be a personal humiliation to him but it could be very handy to Labour. If they act decisively now, get rid of him and have a proper, non-divisive contest, then get some decent policies, there's a chance they could paint this last year as a little mistake and get on with things.
Otherwise it's just 2 years of drift and despair to an inevitable election defeat. The people just do not like Brown, so why keep him?
Yep. That'd be the icing on the cake.
NuLab's resident stand-up comedian - Jack Straw (we can win a fourth-term).
Ever the trouble-maker eh? Jack. Has the FO ever forgiven you for your student-hood 'japes' down in Chile ?
... 'n world class Climate Change Bill (Marr's show from a while back earlier this year)
... typical NuLab - legislating the climate back to 'good behavior'
ROTFL. Read your Knut recently Jack?
No, at least he *knew* he couldn't hold back the inevitable ... (Crewew and Natwich is a sampler for ya')
Oh, you are a one aren't you Jack...
Cummon' Jack - tell us a few more NuLab jokes ...
no, quick, someone stop them! He's the best thing to happen to the tories for a decade!
....unfortunately....no...for PLP to ditch GB would be like the Turkey's voting for Xmas
Don't be silly, no. You'r just recycling old stories now.
would an unemployed single mum of five be safe round groper jack ?
Stiff tot and a pearl handled revolver on an otherwise empty cabinet table.
That's the way to do it.
Nice to see new labour so fucked up after what they have done to Britain.
Changing leader wont do them any good though. Its just shuffling deckchairs on the titanic.
Brown will go one way or another, either as leader of the Labour party, with a knife in his back from the 'comrades' or as ex PM removed by the voters.
Sad fact of the matter is, his removal matters not one monkeys fuck for this country as the real government is the EU.
Remove Brown, by all means, remove Labour permanently from the political scene, but to really restore the nation to independence from socialist control freaks we must leave the EU.
vaguely o/t but can I say that, having seen "I Am Legend" for the first time on DVD over the weekend, the vampire-thing that Will Smith captures and experiments on bore an uncanny resemblance to Tamsin Dunwoody?
No we need brown in place, torturing himself and his party of liars and fools.
The next leader will automatically benefit from not being Brown, & this electorate is incredibly gullible.
Without Brown the result will be a hung Parliament, a positive step but a huge reverse from current polls.
How can they get rid of Gordon when, as he so often used to remind us, as chancellor he famously defied the post-war economic boom-bust cycle and brought us a golden age of a stable economy and ...ur
I have always thought Black Jack Straw would be the man to stick the knife into McTwat. The cunt is ambitious, he wants power, and the NuLabor crime family will be out of power for a generation when Grim Gordon has finished with it. Black Jack might only get to be PM for 18 months, but that's better than nothing, and the political assassination of McTwat would be a small price to pay.
Is that a knife I see before me?
Guido, don't count on Gordon going just because enough people tell him to do so. That man will cling on until his fingernails fall off.
On a continuing theme, the C&N Labour website has a new welcome screen:
http://www.creweandnantwichlabour.org.uk/
They even put the word 'Thatcher' in it now. And surely if the people of C&N elect a Conservative MP, that's a sign that they don't want him standing up against Tory Party bosses?
Put him out of our misery more like.
No is the short answer to your question. Do you really think that having spent the last 25 years plotting to get into Number 10 he will be driven from it that easily? No chance! He's here to stay until the next election and then we can all play our part in booting him out. What fun!!!
Thats what I've been saying for a few months now! Jack by Christmas, looks like Jack by June.
Guido,
Assuming you want a Tory majority govt next time around, why are you so keen to see the back of the lying Scotsman? Surely the longer he hangs around the better the Tory prospects?
But would he seek revenge on the putch by calling on HM to disolve parliament?
Depends on the Tory majority - if it were to be between 1 and 1000, probably no, between 1001 and 3000, maybe, 3001 plus, then words will be said.
But what of Bean's virility symbol, 42 days, for any of these majorities?
He does have a genuine excuse to leave.He looks ill and more and more exhausted day by day
I'll tell him... would love to see the look on his face.
It is so very different now. The mood in Downing Street is dark and thunderous. Staff avoid Gordon Brown in the corridor. There is no cheery greeting or smile; and Frank Field, well able to look after himself, is not the only one to have been at the short end of one of Gordon's shouting rages. It seems that the Prime Minister is now demanding new policy initiatives to improve the Labour 'brand'. But as a Downing Street insider said to me "It's not new policies we need to improve the brand; it's a new Prime Minister. But no-one's got the guts to tell him the obvious".
Shumm mishtak shurely? Don't forget the tonic in my Gordon's. Where is that Prescott fellah when you need him?
... to be continued
FOR SALE: NuLabour cowboy outfit (size 58). One not-so-careful owner. Soiled pants but otherwise clean. £5 ono.
FOR SALE: Paper shredder. Ideal for MP expense claim forms, dodgy dossiers, Nantwich & Crewe poll leaflets or anything that the Met police might like to look at. £199.99 (no offers).
Brown won't step down until his very last breath.
but perhaps he will do a blair, i will be going - when, we are not quite sure, i just have to conplete 5 million laps of (dis)honour and i will go!
need to spend more time with the family etc, would you like me to start another war before i go? -
as with Blair `fuck off Labour scum` was the collective reply from the public in regards to Brown.
the Labour dogma has burnt out, in theory it sounded warm and cosy, yet as with all forms of communism - in practise it was deadly, threatening, controlling and destructive.
leaving the country perhaps to the point of no return, much like the Labour party itself.
Brown will swagger off to Europe with his pockets full of our cash for even more wads of cash that he was promised for surrendering our country along with Blair to the German fascists.
The Tories will win the next election(just), the Labour party will fragment much like the country they destroyed, and `Dave` will be no better than `Major` as he surrenders to the EU.
the death of democracy is complete.
Frankly I was hoping to get some cash on at the 6-1 being offered yesterday that Gordie would be history by December. This odds-shortening announcement means I'll probably now have to trade down a couple of poolsize notches for my holiday villa booking this summer - very disappointing.
Aw Guido, - shome mishtake shurley? Savaged by the strawman? Like being savaged by a sheep? – to quote another infamous politico.
Non-Muslims To Lose Citizenship Under New Constitution
By Judith Evans in Malé
May 18, 2008
Information minister Mohamed Nasheed has admitted on his personal blog that Maldivians who convert away from Islam, or who are children of Maldivians married to non-Muslims, risk losing their citizenship of the country under the constitution in progress.
The issue is believed to have been raised with government by international diplomats visiting Maldives during the development of the constitution.
http://minivannews.com/news/news.php?id=4484
I have been saying this since Milburn withdrew from the limelight many months ago. I did think that he might challenge Brown after Tony, but he thought better of it and to me it was, in hindsight, a better move. Now people have seen the clunking fister and so, when Brown is on the back he will be less of a thorn.
Gordon has the goods on Milburn and in Damian McBride, he has the man to pull the trigger. Milburn won't risk 'Siangate' ending-up all over the MSM just as he launches a bid for the top job - better that he continues to spend more time with his family...
I doubt if such a serious Presbyterian would pay any attention to a suave boulevardier like Straw.
Gordon,
Hello, Jack here. No there is no trouble in the Courts. It is just that I drew the short straw (not a pun! Ha Ha) and was asked to come and have a chat.
Yes a majority of the cabinet, well, actually all the cabinet, apart from yourself obviously, asked me to ask you if you woul possibly consider standing down.
We have all lost confidence in you frankly.
What? But Gordon, you cannot sack us all, can you? But I drew the short Straw. All right then just who are you going to replace us with?
Frank Field! Charles Clark! Alan Milburn, Stephen Byers! but, but they are yesterdy's men Gordon.
Pardon? Oh yes I will bring you my letter of resignation, pardon.I dont need one!.
I have to tell myself and the rest of the cabinet, what Gordon?
YOUR FIRED!
It's not a matter of going for the sake of the party it's a matter about the country. We can't afford his taxing and spending.He is crap.Sod off Gordon!
'Big Brother' database alert
20/ 5/2008
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1050395_big_brother_database_alert
PLANS for a giant database to hold details of every phone call and email sent in Britain will be considered by ministers.
The information would be passed to the government by internet service providers and telephone companies, a newspaper has reported.
The plans are being considered for inclusion in the draft Communications Bill to be published later this year, the Home Office confirmed.
Lib Dem home affairs spokesman Chris Huhne said: "This is an Orwellian step too far.
"Ministers have taken leave of their senses if they think that this proposal is compatible with a free country and a free people.
"Given the appalling track record of data loss, this state is simply not to be trusted with such private information."
When he does go it will be blamed on ill health, some mysterious undiagnosable illness such as an obscure neuromuscular problem.
Then ZaNuLabour will be able to trot out the expected bollocks of the tragedy of them losing such a talented leader blah blah.
'Asylum' a negative word - report
More word games(doublespeak) from the govement,
when will they ban the word socialism and social engineering for which you will now recieve a seven year prison sentence for uttering such offensive words that are to be rebranded and replaced with - progressive governance with a Nazi logo - too late!
Can we have a approved goverment list on the words we are now allowed to say?
when are the words mother and father banned, or have they?
ALWAYS look to the schools for the most evil of goverment marxist propaganda!
'Asylum' a negative word - report
The word "asylum" should be phased out in regards to foreigners seeking safe haven in Britain and replaced with "sanctuary", a report suggests.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7409652.stm
Labour are in until the next general election, and then they are gone indefinitely.
Why should ministers stir things up, when they have plenty of time to trouser plenty of our family silver and leave the earth as scorched as possible for any new government.
Two years to live it up - and they will.
Where is John 'attack dog' Reid these days? No love lost there, it has been said.
Guido, what a great days posting. you've surpassed yourself. I can almost see that grin on your face as you type.
i think it will be a few more than jack straw , i think harpics had enough . to be honest iam surprised that he didnt go when the local elections were drawn in . the party that created the GLC looses to the conservatives , lowest ever polling figures !!.
re launch 4 began last week and the trolly wheels have fallen off culminating in him not visiting crewe which the public read as labour couldnt give a toss .
one story i had was that 10p rate was bit more cynical than you might think , take it from the poorest for a year let them struggle, the give it back to them come gen election to secure there vote as they are the ones most likely to vote labour , the mans making muppets as part of his job title.
Gordon Brown in the 1940s!
http://bp3.blogger.com/_tBYna5z42J8/SC3D0haGXWI/AAAAAAAAAo0/vOV9SmornPE/s1600-h/scan0001.jpg
Gordon is a fine fellow and should continue as PM until the next election.
David Cameron
(Oh what a give-away)
I believe it might go something like this;
Straw ; "Dear leader, I think it's time you did the honourable thing and resigned"
Brown ; "You whaatt?"
Straw ; "Er Sorry Gordon,l it was dark and I mistook you for Robert Mugabe"
Poor old Gordon. Unable to pick his nose and govern at the same time.
Take a good look at that power-hungry face. Straw, Mandelson, Miliband and the rest of NuLabour have been working towards a communist state for many years and they'll get it if they're not stopped. Their contempt for us should be repaid with trials for crimes against the British state, after which they should be put to work on something fitting their talents and personal worth. Jack could watch the deckchairs in Llandudno, for example.
Oi – arseholes! Just realised. Nobody’s gonna do nuffink on Friday!
They’ve gotta find him first!
and Well done again Guido mate!
I had a putsch once.
Labour is the Zombie (the walking dead .... not that great pop group) Party.
Jack is a Man of Straw - what went wrong as Foreign Sec?
Brown is taking them all down - Lloyd George-style - the pendulum is swinging back to less tax, more Friedman - even Clegg reads it.
C'mon, someone explain it to Dave!
All Brown has done is to follow through with the crappy neo-conservative polices beloved of Tony Blair. Of course, Brown had no choice, having signed the cheques the previous 10 years and thus been partly responsible for the likes of Iraq, ID cards, the replacement of student grants by loans, 75p on the pension and the wholesale privatisation of the public services - despite this being a terrible deal for taxpayers. If Blair had stayed around even he would have lost the next election - Blair's greatest talent as a policitican (EXCEPT FOR the N. Ireland peace process) was knowing when to get out.
Come Friday they'll turn on each other like a pack of rabid wolves. What else can they do; they know they are over.
Make way for the next set of incompetent self serving twats.
Siangate???
just wanted to show tango man Hain the latest fruits of his Labour -
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1020512/Wave-anti-foreigner-violence-sweeps-South-African-townships.html
comming to a socialist town near you
oh well glad a few others can see the communist state , dont worry even if stalin does go still got plenty of silver bullits for the rest of em .
loosing gordon will not be the relief they hope for , the tories are erm just warming the engine at the moment having given it a tune .
shoot the monkey PMQs on wed i imagine, but i doubt the broadsides will stop for this bunch if decievers even michael gove got stuck in yesterday , take it from me there are some very pissed off, up for it tories now , the lisbon vote was an eye opener for many as was GLA.
they have lied big time, wasted money filled there own pockets , reason enough for me to want to see the back of them.
come to think about it the more i look back at labours hsitory the more i think that since 1947 they have been wasting our time , disguised as pop music , carry come home , andrew marr , white heat of technolgy etc etc .
60 years of wasting the native populations time and money , only to sell of us broken to the EU without a vote.
the bastards , i cant forgive them for that no way , its not over for me until nu labour call the general election , which they had better do pretty soon
im scottish---but i hav the feeling england wants---anybody but a scotsman canidate.
i support the union--but see where england is coming from.scottish(rangers fans-unionist)trashing manchester was icing on the cake.i think england is scotlanded out so to speak.
actualy i would vote for clarke--labour wouldnt win--but it would stop labour meltdown
Let's go back to anyone who actually wants the job.
Why, why, why would anyone want to take over with the housing market disappearing into the dust (and the 'wealth' that goes with it!), petrol prices going up 5p a litre every f*****g day, food prices excalating at the rate of knots, utility companies about to press the trigger to increase gas and leccy prices by 25%+. Oh, and sterling about to reach parity with the Euro... or is that the dollar?
Economic meltdown - and you're going to put yourself up to lead the country as it falls into third world status? Any serious Labour minister or MP putting himself up for the top job now is likely to last less time than the snotgobbler!
You realise of course in your blood lust you are about to whack Mr Britishness himself.
Some jocks still loyal to London subservience might take it as an insult and give up on London misgovernment alltogether. In general how will the resulting shambles play in Scotland against the tide of the hyper-efficient, brilliant SNP?
You could say - no Broon, no Union.
To Red Despot Spotter (3:12pm) -
No, there was another reason behind the 10p tax band fiasco.
Labour have a target to reduce the number of children in poverty, which they are about to fail to meet.
"Poverty" is defined as "relative poverty", so there are 2 ways to achieve the target - make poor people with children better off, or make people without children worse off.
To measure poverty they take after-tax income. Hence the 10p idea - increase taxes on low earners, but give the money back to people with children through tax credits. Families with children aren't any better off, but since everyone else is worse off, their relative position has improved. So your target is met.
The poor sod, Edward Timpson, on Tamsin's C&N website, has now become 'Thatcher Boy Timpson'. Dear God, talk about desperate. He was only 16 when Margaret Thatcher ceased to be PM; and there's no compelling reason to believe that he's spent any of the past 18 years consumed by her influence. Bet he's never met her.
What a shower of bastards Dunwoody & her minders must be. Come to think of it if there's a miracle & Tamsin pulls C&N off she'll have no difficulty, character-wise, fitting in with most of the other self-serving losers of the PLP.
Having emptied our pensions, half tha nation's gold, and banks, now we have a crisis in the sperm bank. Could co-conspiritors look out for mcbean creeping into a sperm bank, to create thousands of Gordo snot-diggers for the future of the party?
Bloody Hell Tax Lawyer (4.30) you are dead right. I could kick myself for not seeing that ruse.
Brown is a bigger shitbag than I gave him credit for.
White Feather the unelected PM , unelectable Gordon Brown .
Guido should launch a new campaign where the ordinary toff in the street can White Feather Rockin Gordo wherever he is skulking, be it in Fife, Crewe or Broadmoor.
'Lets go back to anyone who actually wants the job...Why, why, why would anyone want to take over...' 4.11pm.
Simple.
Power. Self-aggrandisement. Money/perks/expenses. Mega-pension. Status (Gordon, of course, provides the exception to the rule). The prot. officers. The chauffeur. Etc., etc., etc. Only eighteen months of this? Why not? Despite protestations to the contrary half the Cabinet would kill for it.
The things you mention - the collapsing housing market, petrol, food prices, utility prices, economic meltdown: they wouldn't get in the way of rabid ambition.
Jimbob said...
I must be missing something - what is significant about Friday?
Chequers do a choccy and vanilla icecream with a flake on top for Gordon on Fridays.
when petrol is £2 a litre,im sure someone will write a nice letter to the times.
heres me thinking £1.25 is a scandal
It goes without saying that the cabinet are a gutless bunch of cunts. They were selected by the despicable, blubbering, blubbery, scrofulous arch-cunt Brown who would most certainly not have chosen anyone with the balls to stand against him. More persuasively in terms of a leadership challenge most of the cabinet are in fairly safe seats with only four or five being likely candidates for redundancy in 2010 (Smith, Darling, Kelly and Hutton). So we can expect no move from any of the rest.
It’s abundantly clear to anyone with any time in any reasonably large organisation that once confidence in a leader has been lost, once weakness has been seen, the game is up. These cowardly. toadying, no-account, arse –lickers have shat themselves for years in fear of Brown because of his supposed intellect and fierce temper. Grown men and women intimidated by a grumpy shouting bully? – how much that speaks of their lack of moral fibre. They will see very clearly that Brown is a write-off with no possible chance of seeing Labour re-elected. But they have no reason to force the issue because it’s also clear that not one of them has the power base to mount a successful challenge.
So their natural tendency will be to do nothing, the advantage of which is that that they will benefit from two more years of ministerial salaries, There’s no disadvantage because the next election is lost already, mainly because there’s not one of them with the political or leadership skills to turn the situation around. Most of them have a sufficiently large majority to see them back as MPs, still riding the gravy train but with more free time. They’re like people who live up the hill, contemplating a flood – it’ll just pass them by.
So the only group who have any interest in pushing Brown out are the people who live near the coast, the 150 plus labour MPS who’ll join the dole queues, next time round and their only motivation will be bitter spite. There may be a few in the party who will support a push because it’s actually the right thing to do for party and country but these people are such whores that this will be a very small group. But the catalyst, as in all these tales of small minded folk, will be the real malcontents, Clarke, Byers, Milburn and all the rest who do it because they really do resent the way they’ve been treated, their vain over-vaunting ambitions dashed by the surly closet queen and his circus act of minions.
How the tongues will wag in the country house hotels of Co Durham and the labour clubs of Teesside, how many little cliques will swirl around, endlessly forming and reforming at the Irish Club in Newcastle, ostensibly to celebrate the anniversary of the accession of the Labour group, full of pubescent ear-ringed, knob jockey civil servants, there at the expense of the public purse for the pleasure of their parliamentary master.
Milburn is a nasty cunt, Clarke a fat stupid cunt, Byers a shifty smooth little cunt. Forget talk of friction. This is the playground, more particularly the boy’s yard and they’re going to kick that fat scotch cunt’s head in. The two Milliband ponces had better stay inside, heads in their books together with the rest of the rest of the turd burglars and the lads will deal with the split crutch mob later, fat ugly skanks that they are.
Remember Gordon, you snivelling, masturbating, strange looking, awkward, dull pile of shite - what goes around, comes around .
My Mum feels sorry for Gordon, luckily she does not live in Crewe.
Ahem, re: Jack "The ugliest man in politics" Straw: Wasn't there "a bit of an issue" about a certain Fiona Jones? Perhaps I was mistaken? I suppose I just assume that these power crazed NuLabour loons assume we were all born yesterday and that none of their grotesque personal miasma leaves a trail that leads back to their past deeds. Allegedly
Tamsin's a skank
Look on www.amateur-blogs.com in May 2007 - you need to suck a few knobs to get teeth like that.
Gordon will not stand down after spending years waiting for his inheritance,he's got a limpet for an arse you would need a spade to prise it from the P.M.'s chair.
Trouble is if they boot out Gordon as NBG it calls into question ALL their efforts since 1997. Admitting he's NBG scuppers the whole project. Even if he goes on a sickie it still blows a hole in it. So they are stuck with him. The Great Unwashed are just waking up to the financial ruination that is New labour and also realising what a skilled salesman Bliar was. (Classic super rep behaviour - sell shed loads of product, get loads of up front commission, bugger off to new firm on back of success figures, miss all the cancellations and clawbacks). Brown was conned as much by Bliar as everyone else, or he may have been complicit, using the same analogy, fiddling the order forms and the numbers to share in the success.
But whatever, the remaining management is clueless to sort the mess because whatever it does it's, technically, fucked. Bit like their allies in the clearing banks actually - banks are buggered until the existing management fucks off.
So, nope I don't see any change unless the knife wielder has the guts to do it and immediately go to the country.
"Let's go back to anyone who actually wants the job....Why, why, why would anyone want to take over...
An instant index linked £125,000 a year pension the moment you walk through the door to Number 10.
I'd do it, wouldn't you?
You could be the worse PM ever and it wouldn't make a sodding difference.
It's inconceivable that Gordon/Treasury were not aware of the full effects of the 10p tax thingy. I just couldn't work out what they were up to. I therefore applaud Tax Lawyer 4.30pm, now all becomes clear about their intentions. It's worse than we thought.
Nick Robinson & co. I expect you to quiz Brown/Darling etc on this.
Completely OT and sorry if someone has posted this already here but:
Teenager faces prosecution for calling Scientology a cult
He's an idiot if he turns his back on the PLP on Friday, unless he's given up and has gone up to Jockland to sulk - like Ming did.
If Mr Brown is hiding in Fife, Her Majesty could call Mr Straw to the palace. Stay by the phone, Jack!
Gormless Bown needs to be fucked off to the nearest nut house. I think we all agree on that but lets not replace the cunt with an even bigger cunt for fucks sake!
Please please please please please let 'Blinky' Balls inherit the poison chalice of UK plc. Its essential that somebody who fucked up the economy is caught red-handed at the scene of the crime. 'Blinky' and his Eva Braun sidekick would make a nice little public execution tableaux outside No10. And it would prevent them from subsequently stinking up our public consciousnous. Imagine 'Blinky' and 'Eva' in charge....oh my gawd!
Does the Kingdom of Fife have a secure psychiatric unit with a spare room?
Perhaps McBroon will have to be kept away from mobile phones and sharp objects, after 02.00 on Friday Morning.
Can't imagine Blair being set up in the same way as Brown was at the General Assembly of The Church of Scotland. McBroon looked as if he had been set up as a prize exhibit in a freak show. It looked like an allegorical painting, The Rape of Prudence.
Prepare for a huge borrowing binge when they lose on Fri ol snotty is gonna go mad(madder) with Camerons credit card he will leave so huge a mountain of public debt that even that Sir Edmund Hillary bloke would have said fukit!.He is a big enough cunt to do it,if he can`t have the big job nobody else will either.
I reckon Gordon will go for a Lib/Lab pact with an election in October.
They'll agree not to oppose each other where they now hold the seat and leave the best-placed a clear run against the Tories.
And the, PR for the next time.
jack straw's the guy who releases rapists, drug dealers and other assorted thugs out of prison early.
many of them go on to rape, murder and act violently against members of the public. without jack's help, they would still be inside and pose no danger to the public.
note to 'deaf boy' straw: you have failed to protect the public you fucking spastic.
that is your primary duty and you have failed in that duty you cunt.
"why would anyone want to take over"
John Pickworth 5:23 said "An instant index linked £125,000 a year pension the moment you walk through the door to Number 10."
Quite so, which is why Italy has so many Administrations, a model followed by the EU. Join the queue.
Who will give Gordon the message; perhaps a trail of Senior Labour Persons will traipse up to N0.10, each bearing the same malign message until the PM finally gets it and leaves with his spouse, dabbing a hankie at his red eye in bewilderment.
The Blessed Mrs. Thatchers' revenge.
Our public toilets are a disgrace. Labour should keep the current boss who knows his way around them. Getting rid of him would be a disaster, getting Jack Straw in might be a short term fix but he does not have the expertise in public lavatories.
You've got me confused now Guido, if Gordon is fleeing to Fife on Friday how the fuck is he going to meet up with the Dalai lama in Lambeth Palace, Lambeth Palace road, London, Engerland?
It will be Frankie Field to tell him. He's already prodded the snotmonster with a stick once and he'll do it again stating - "I HAD MY FINGERS CROSSED WHEN I SAID SORRY!"
I don't see the Flunking Cist jumping, he'd rather chance his arm on a General Election than to back down to one of his own.
Animal Farm in action is whats going on here, Napoleon's and co have got their snouts in the trough, Four betrayials good, two promises honoured bad.....
For some strange reason, TV's Iain Dale is censoring my comments.
I don't understand why...
Gordon spoke at the NESTA "Innovation Edge" conference today in the Festival Hall. Ten minute speech without notes that was relaxed and included two reasonable jokes. No sign of the "claw" or mindless repetition of trite statistics. Either he's getting better at this stuff or someone's demob happy
I think the "Ceauşescu" solution would be very fitting for "New" Labour.
Nothing like a fresh start.
I think David Blunkett has the credentials for delivering the black spot.
alan - wifebeater - milburn
You must have mentioned Siangate...
I think the April thing is wrong GuF. That refers to the process when we are in opposition. And that hasn't come up these past 12 years.
I think the April thing is wrong Paul. That refers to the process when we, Labour are in opposition. And that hasn't come up these past 12 years. In Power sudden death is allowed. But unlikely I think just now.
5:35 PM
I deduce from your expert clinical diagnosis that you are a medical man, Sir. The atrocious writing is also somewhat of a giveaway.
Alan Wifebeater Milburn. Welcome to the club but if you want to be top gun you must be prepared to apply your fists to women other than your wife. I certainly put myself about amongst the fairer sex - in a pugilistic manner of course. Fancy a punch up Bring your 'partner' to The Tudor in Aidrie for a taste of my clunking fist.
From Catastrophe Brown to Milibot! Fuck me! They really are screwed. And two unelected PM in two years? Hmmm? Anyone would think they held the public in contempt?
To have 3 pensions being paid in one parliment without a corpes to show for it? Time for the Queen to step in and say "I want an election, my people should decide..."
On the subject of a Milburn challenge...
All at Westminster know that Milburn cannot run against Brown - even politically-correct, anti-gossip Newsnight hinted at the true reason on the night of his first resignation - though, true to form, Martha Kearney refused to tell the sordid truth and Newsnight proceeded to patronise its viewers for fifteen minutes with reasons for the resignation that the political correspondents at Westminster knew were bogus. I have not trusted its political coverage since.
If you don’t know, ask yourself why Milburn has resigned twice from senior ministerial posts with little notice or explanation. He resigns when read the Riot Act by his wife, and returns, tail between legs, to the North East to repair the damage done to his marriage by his indiscretions in London. If you are a doctor, and a member of doctors.net, do a search for Milburn to discover more. The private forum for doctors has the inside track since Milburn’s wife is a consultant psychiatrist in the NHS.
taxlawyer May 20, 2008 4:30 PM....
fuck me, you're a genius; tell the beeb and sky as they obviously don't know, and then see how they greet you with roars of deafening silence and then a blanket refusal to report it.
I hope the people in crewe read your post; it explains really well the kind of tactics gordon's been using the last 11 years.
I always knew he was an evil lying cunt, but never realised he'd stoop so low as to deliberately make people poorer just to make his own twisted stats look good. What a wanker.
Wacko Jacko for PM? You must be having a la