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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Tonight's Football

Guido was looking to see who Brown had backed so as to bet on the other team. It appears he cursed wished them both. Guido fears a terrorist outrage...

36 comments:

Big Jock Knew said...

A new rival blog - what a coincidence !! :)

http://www.alanmilburn.co.uk/

AnyoneButBrown said...

On current track record of the Reds vs. the Blues (plus McTwat is good mates with the manager of the reds)...I'd back the blues

Anonymous said...

Looks like Sir Alex has gone the extra mile in getting a Jonah Brown curse

Sir Alex backs Tamsin Dunwoody for Reds win.

Anonymous said...

The team's are gonna trapped behind the iron net curtain and Arsenal will be champs next season.

mint said...

gordo's curse means that neither side will score. 6-1 on betfair for a goalless draw.

it's only a game said...

Sir Alex backs the Labour toff in Crewe and Nantwich:

http://www.creweandnantwichguardian.co.uk/news/byelection/news/display.var.2283482.0.sir_alex_backs_tamsin_dunwoody_for_reds_win.php

That could lose Man U some support tonight, so it looks like the Blues to win!

Anonymous said...

Ha ha, I crack up whenever I see what tag you put down for Brown. Twat watch indeed.

Harry Basset said...

Didn't Grant go to Downing Street last week? But Ole Red Nose is supportin Tammy so perhaps that evens things up. A great pity Rangers aren't in Moscow, I don't think the Russians would be as ineffective as GMP.

Ian E said...

I suspect the match will be awarded to Germany on a penalty shoot-out!

Anonymous said...

Terrorists have detonated a device that has killed 5,000 Man U fans and 5,000 Chelsea fans in red square respectively.

Carlsberg don't do terror attacks, but if they did, they'd probably be the best in the world.

Anonymous said...

Frit has realised the power of his curse. Is it too late to advise the Dalai Lama not to be seen near him?

I luv to tea bag old men said...

Actually yes, we must all hope both teams lose.
One is 'owned' by hills have eyes greedy inbreds, the other is owned by a shyster, spending money on other shysters when it should be helping Russian orphans.


Perhaps Chechen rebels are preparing a welcoming barrage of 107mm and 122mm rockets.
I luvs katushya rockets me..specially when they land on Haifa

machiavelli said...

If Man U lose it will be a bad omen for the Government.

Patrick said...

He met Avram Grant at No10. That must give Man Utd a huge advantage.

The Ghost of Brian Clough said...

It ought to be better than Forest 1 vs Malmo 0 - possibly the worst ever European Cup Final.

Anonymous said...

Ah the mark of Jonah, known to stop Russian tanks dead in Red Square from a distance of thousands of miles...

As used in Scotland and recommended by the SNP. "No glen is complete without one"

robbie said...

Cameroon jeers at Brown for avoiding Crewe and Natwich like the plague.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pressass/20080521/tuk-pm-slammed-over-by-election-no-show-6323e80.html

red despot spotter said...

its raining in moscow , so the jonah phenomenon , now has dilema man u or chelsea .

rds predicts flood lights to fail and a gambling cartel to clean up !!

russians seem to have put on a good event , providing the turf holds , thankyou valdimir .

although i would advise our fans to behave , it was only 3 weeks ago that they were parading soviet era mobile nukes , and there plod dont take the softly softly approach , so no fighting please lads

PMQs review
following yet another mockery of the non answering of questions routine, interlaced with a few stutters on the tricky ones . given that the 10p saga is far from over i think cameron was right to highlight it again "will he come out of bunker" is that first use of bunker in PMQs i think vince might have tried it first ??. most of lab front bench looked a bit glum , indeed back benchers were dishing a bit out, the planted questions were bit expected esp after last weeks finacial lessons one , which turned out to be a statement rather than a question .

i fell asleep , overall gordon performance , ignore, blurr , make smoke and run off , just the qualities the country intend to show with there votes they think is the right attitude for the prime minister of the worlds 4th largest economy.

Judge Elvis said...

This evening, I shall mainly be cheering on the Russian Police...

Anonymous said...

Someone posted on here last week that Gordo had wished Cardiff luck in the FA Cup Final..

As Pompey fan, I was confident of victory from that point on.. :o)

Anonymous said...

If Ferguson is supporting McTwat and ZaNuLab then its the blues for me. I predict 2-0 for Chelski with Drogba opening the scoring in 55 mins and Ballack with a killer goal in the 88th minute.

Phoenix Park said...

I've said it before I'll say it again: Grant met Brown at No 10 thats 2 - 0 to Man U.

Pompey Girl said...

Pompey fan at 4.05. You must have been disgusted as I was that on Question Time last week all the panel said that they were supporting Cardiff for the Cup. OK, it was being broadcast in Wales and the panel probably had a vested interest in getting out alive but I thought at least one of them might have said something on the lines of "May the best team win"
Trust the BBC to broadcast the pre-Cup Final edition from Wales. I'm tired of all this sucking up to Scottish patriotism and Welsh patriotism but if you support England or an English side you are labelled covert BNP.

Anonymous said...

Are either of these Teams really British, being owned by Foreigners & with so many Players from abroad - how many British Players do they have ?

So much for British Jobs for British workers

freesherry said...

Guido, haven't you got anything to say about that ghastly display of Islington values last night over abortion etc?

Jim Dixon said...

Kingsley Amis claimed that Dylan Thomas was asked for his views on Welsh Nationalism on a live BBC radio broadcast.

Thomas's reply was short and to the point, as it consisted of three words, the second and third of which were 'Welsh Nationalism.'

transfattyacid said...

Looks like they are both trying to lose.... neither wants to seen with Gordon....

Ghost of Peter Osgood said...

So when did John Terry meet Jonah Brown?

Avram grant said...

Well, That's the end of me.

Tom FD said...

New rule:

When Gordon Brown wishes both teams well, they draw!

6-5 on penalties. I'm somewhat surprised it didn't go on forever.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha the Reds and Labour supporting Sir Alex and Man U win....come on you Reds!! guess who Shallow Dave backed.....the blues! haha

a passing libertarian... said...

Dylan Thomas is also famously quoted as saying 'Land of my fathers... and my fathers can keep it!' Having lived in Aberystwyth for more nine years and returned a sadder but wiser man, I concur with the old drunk's sentiments... We refer to Wales as 'Mordor' in my house... (reference to boring but no doubt worthy kid's book and film - fucking hobbits)... Oh, before I forget - fuck Gordon B too and the rocking horse he rode in on - and not in any interesting way...

Patrick said...

I told you so. I told you so.

Jonah Brown retains his 100% sporting loser talisman status as Chelsea go down just days after Avram Grant visits him in No 10.

WTF was Grant thinking by having anything to do with GB before a big game? Does he not read Guido?

PompeyFan@4.05 said...

PompeyGirl:

I am retrospectively disgusted!

Unfortunately at the time, I was forced to turn over and made to watch Family Guy instead, so missed it...

Gordon is Jonah said...

previous posts appear to have forgotten that the Chelsea manager VISITED Jonah last week thereby adding an additional curse on his team meaning they lost on penalties.

Gordon's Jonah law reads If Gordon wishes one team luck they are done for but, if he wishes both luck, the one that has the most recent contact with Jonah looses.

Simple Eh?

woman on a raft said...

GF, you have predicted the future, although you didn't foresee Exeter as the place for a would-be suicide bomber.

Are your crystal balls picking up anything else?


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