+++ Ted Kennedy Rushed to Hospital +++
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77 comments:
Who gives a fuck? The fat cowardly bastard is long overdue a visit from the Grim Reaper.
Mary Jo Kopechne never got a chance to be rushed to hospital because Teddy fled the scene.
Gordon called him yesterday to congratulate him on his long and healthy life.
Nothing trivial one hopes. Doubtless he arrived at A&E a lot quicker than the late Ms Kopechne
Hopefully there were no bridges en-route...
I learned an important lesson from Ted Kennedy.
It is the sort of lesson everyone should learn if they want to have a successful career in politics.
And the lesson is: Don't drive across narrow bridges while you're pissed out of your mind.
Lets hope they didn't rush him via Chappaquiddick !!!!
Hope it's nothing trivial.
Hope the ambulance didn't have to cross any bridges
Well, the whole world knows that Kennedy is able to swim and then run miles in wet clothes, so we can rule out drowning or exhaustion.
Did he? Maybe that is what caused his stroke.
And we care because ?
So what? are we supposed to give a toss?
Nearly drown......did he?
Did Gordon pay his respects the last time he was in the States?
It's just a thought...
Was he left drowning after a drunk crashed his car off of a bridge?
When his time comes I hope he rots in hell. He should be rotting in jail, not a lawmaker.
Good thing for Ted that the route to hospital didn't require the crossing of any river bridges...
a touch of the Chappaquiddick's, a sort of breast stroke.
A bridge between the here and now and etarnal fantasy.
Did our esteemed Prime Minister call by mistake?
A nation needs to know!
err....and?
So?
Saturday April 19 2008
Gordon Brown and his wife Sarah meet Ted Kennedy during their visit to the John F. Kennedy memorial library in Boston
Gordon's Jinx is getting ever more powerful. China, Cardiff city and now the Kennedy's, where will it all end?
Since the Kennedys arranged that there was no proper investigation, a friend of mine assumes that he raped and murdered her, and all the rest was a stunt to disguise the fact.
hope the bastard dies,
along with
Miranda war criminal Bair
gordon the unelected moron
mandy the unelected mandelson
the nazi german bitch
burrusso the genocidal dictator
cameron not nice but dim cameron
boris more ethnic than you johnson
alibaba racist brown
all filth the country could do without.
Gosh, you can just feel the love ...
Honestly, Hillary will stop at nothing to ensure Superdelegates don't vote against her.
"Some of Tony Blair’s expenses claims, which the High Court last week ruled should be disclosed to the public, have been shredded".
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article3953909.ece
oink oink
One down.... only about a million of the fucking cunts to go...
Oh well, a toast to the hoped-for timely demise of one of the biggest of them all. Cheers!
Gorgon visited a small town called Bilston two weeks ago some poor bastard got shot there today.
He`s just getting on with the job,on with the job,on with the job,ruining the country,on with the job......
State Police Detective-Lieutenant who investigated the accident, said that Senator Kennedy "killed that girl the same as if he put a gun to her head and pulled the trigger.".
Have you seen this authoritarian shit? http://liberalengland.blogspot.com/2008/05/now-michael-gove-wants-to-tell-teachers.html
No teacher of mine ever wore jeans, leathers or a crop top. I think I've have noticed!
'Ted Kennedy Rushed to Hospital'
Why Rush??
Surely it should have been, 'Ted Kennedy pulled by tortiose to Hospital'
W.W.
The gates at Downing Street where originally put up to keep the Prime Minister safe from us.
They should now be used to protect us from him!!
Only the good die young.
You'd be better off reporting the fact that Cardiff lost to Portsmouth today in the cup final.
Nice to see the moron politicians from Question Time, all of whom publicly supported Cardiff, being made to look like twats.
Oh, and yet another case of Brown's 'shidas' touch coming to fruition. He, too, supported the welsh losers.
The cunt.
re: Kennedy. Let's all hope and pray that it's something serious.
"Gordon called him yesterday to congratulate him on his long and healthy life."
Looks like the Jonah curse of the one eyed son of the manse strikes again.
The sooner Teddy pegs it the better all round. The hypocritical devious lying cunt fucking son of a bitch is long overdue for the great void. May he journey, hand in motherfucking hand, with that fucking queen bitch Nancy Pelosi.
I have a bottle of Jack Daniels earmarked for celebration.
For years now I have been grateful that this coward has been calling himself 'Ted'. I hope his upcoming and long awaited obit will keep up this tradition. The embarrassment of sharing a name with him is painful.
Edward
That twat kennedy might of been a drunk driver, but, hmmmm....wasn't someone else round here banned from driving recently due to being over the limit???
This has been posted because?
I think Guido must be on 4 fucking bottles of plonk a day!
Pete Doherty admits he was a prison gay: http://www.gubuwire.com/?p=713
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMqOe5iBQEI&mode=related&search
Enjoy this great Ted Kennedy song!!
verity said...
"Mary Jo Kopechne never got a chance to be rushed to hospital because Teddy fled the scene."
True, but I thought Verity was banned from this site.
dean wins.
BTW it wasn't a stroke; it was a seizure of some kind. Like, perhaps, the brain lightning kind? 76 is a bit old to be playing with substances, but that's never stopped a Kennedy yet.
what does it say about the good folks that have kept him in office.
Mr Brown has now made it clear that a nationwide "bin tax" of up to £100 a year will not be levied. "It will be brought in over Gordon's dead body," a Downing Street source said last night.
better start saving then!
Tuscan Tony said...
Gordon called him yesterday to congratulate him on his long and healthy life.
... Very funny
Cry Me A River.
And he never shagged Marilyn.
I'd be more interested if it was Ted Rogers rushed to hospital.
Do you know that Kennedy warned Obama several days ago that if he allowed Hitlery as his runing mate he (Obama) would end up dead like so many of the Clinton's former associates. And now he is suddenly 'ill'. Has the last of the Kennedy boys been dealt with? Makes you think...
Unfortunately Ted Kennedy is expected to make a full recovery - Gordon needs to get in there and send him a 'get well soon' card.
What an outpouring of affection for our esteemed American cousin, Mr Kennedy, scion of a noble political clan whose purity and selflessness are a beacon of hope to all.
I am sure I speak for many when I wish him a speedy recovery from this affliction -- evidently brought on by over-work, for he was ever a tireless campaigner for the needy and deserving.
Get ill soon.
The ditherer wouldn't write 'get well soon'. More like 'get well in the long term'. Actually, he'd probably announce that Senator Kennedy has never felt better, while he was just getting on with his self-appointed task of making Britain an even better place to live.
"what does it say about the good folks that have kept him in office."
They are complete assholes?
Nice to see Ed Milliband getting a good seeing to by Adam Boulton.
Re C&N Not only is Timpson beeing smeared as a 'Toff' apparently he's also 'a friend to Paedo's' becuase he somtimes represents sex offenders in his capacity as a lawyer. (See the Times today).
My normal position with Labour is that I loathe them, now they are making me sick as well.
Cunts.
There are not many, (Cherie is the only other I can recall), post subjects that receive complete and total agreement that nobody likes them (even Gordon & Tony get some support).
So it's official, Ted Kennedy is a cunt.
OT - Have just listened to Hattie Harperson on the Sopel Show.
Ugh!
"I thik this..." and "I think that..." - but never a firm opinion or hard policy. It as the same when she suggested Johns be outlawed - does she support criminalisation or not?? She just wants to keep in with the left by floating leftist fantasies, while not actually going against the "line" and thereby losing her minister's salary.
What a cow...
The only thing I remember about Ted Kennedy is that he left a woman to drown whilst saving his own skin.
I recall a recent programme on Radio 4 about a former French resistance heroine who secretly met one the leaders of the Algerian independence movement. She told him that bombing civilians was committing murder. I remember her being quoted as saying "the blood of the innocent cries out for vengeance."
Remember the blood of Mary Jo Kopechne, O Lord.
the bad luck experienced by the kennedy clan is just deserts for forcing rosemary kennedy to have a lobotomy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary_Kennedy
7:45 PM
I did give him one of my recipes...
***********************
UNSAVOURY RICE
Preparation time less than 30 mins
Cooking time 10 to 30 mins
Ingredients:
15g/½oz butter
1 tbsp olive oil
½ onion, finely chopped
200g/7oz long grain rice
1 vegetable stock cube
500ml/18fl oz boiling water
200g/7oz dessicated bogies
handful broccoli florets
2 tbsp chopped fresh coriander
1 tbsp fresh smegma
Method:
1. Melt the butter with the oil over a medium heat in a deep, heavy-based saucepan.
2. Add the onion to the saucepan and fry gently for five minutes, until softened.
3. Add the rice to the saucepan and stir to coat. Crumble in the chicken stock cube and add the water and bogies. Bring to the boil, then cover and simmer gently for five minutes, or until all the water is absorbed by the rice.
4. Add the broccoli to the saucepan and stir well. Place the lid back onto the saucepan and heat for a further two minutes, or until the broccoli and rice are cooked through.
5. To serve, place the rice into a serving bowl and, using a fork, fluff up the rice and stir through the coriander.
6. For presentation, serve dish topped-off with a sprinkling or dusting* of smeg, according to taste.
*Depending on availability of fresh produce.
ENJOY!!!
************************
I've got one for special fried rice too. Anyone want it?
Re Ted Kennedy: the jinx of Jonah Brown strikes again.
Gay Gordo met Kennedy on his recent visit to the US after which the ludicrous Ted was singing snotgobblers praises to the media.
Hence Ted's demise.
How about my macbroonie cheese?
When I read that Teddy K was involved with a seizure I assumed it because he had grabbed a waitress.
Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke,hope you die slowly Ted and see the ghost of Mary Jo watching while you do.
6:00 PM
the cunt needs to be kept in quarantine
6:00 PM
I feel like chucking up
Better 'Ted Kennedy rushed to hospital' than the utterly terrifying 'Rushed to hospital by Ted Kennedy'.
Dennis ,Julian
So glad to see that the pair of you (Two of my favourite posters)wish this fine man all the best.
I hope the fucker lives for at least another 30 years as a drooling prisoner in his own body. Every waking, living breathing second being sheer torment for him until he finaly expires and then meets our Lord who no doubt will instantly boot the cunt into the huge boiling pot of shit where he deserves to spend all of etrnity.
9:55 PM
What's the betting he doesn't even wipe his arse afterwards.
8:55 PM
Is that a new version of the Lord's prayer?
I'm not detecting much love at all for this esteemed veteran of American politics. Esteemed only if you forget about poor old Mary Jo.
On 16th July Apollo 11 lauched for the moon landing and landed on the 20th. Chappaquiddick happened on the 18th. If had stayed at Mission Control to represent his brother who started the moon programme he'd have been the President one day.
But he had to fuck it all up and drunk drive and murder a girl instead.
So fuck him.
RE
gordon pansey's queasy cookbook of classick downing street hotchpotches said...
Nice receipt you wrinkled face Jock twat, but its out of season you cunt. Sorry to tell you GB has taken you recommendation of the other week and now its off to the fecking tower for you, to be strung up by your gonads until you die!!!!
;-)
Ted Kennedy would have prospered equally well in zanulabor. Money-money-money and shit on the electorate at every opportunity. If he is getting better there will be wide-spread disappointment across the pond.
@ nony 11:21 AM: as a leftist north american, I can say if he finally croaks we will be well rid of him, a man who has stained our entire movement with his sordid actions and his rancid sense of entitlement. And by the way, should he make a full recovery and meet me in a dark alley I will say the same, just as I have for the past thirty years.
8:53 AM
Ah...Now what will I use to to garnish the rumpsteaks for those nice butch boys in red dresses...?
Like the bumper sticker says,
I'd Rather Hunt With Dick Cheney Than Ride With Ted Kennedy.
Ted Kennedy is a malignant brain tumour: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/may/21/usa
The cunt.
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