Still No Sign of Clegg's Expenses
Do you remember back in March when Nick Clegg righteously boomed that the delaying of publication of MPs' expenses is a "hammer blow" to public confidence in the Commons?
Do you remember Guido called his office and asked when he would be publishing his expenses. They said in two weeks. The two weeks passed and no publication was made. Things got very testy, they denied telling me what they had told me. So Guido pressed them. They would be publishing them "in a few weeks" said Hannah his spin-mistress. So that meant "that month [April] not next month?", pressed Guido There was some "humphing" from Hannah.
The month has passed.
43 comments:
Forget NICK!!!
If Dave came out and said that not only would He NOT restore the 10p tax band but he would raise pesrsonal allowances to take the poor out of the taxation system once and for all. He would be the certain next PM and probably this year.
Why the fuck is Dave still going down the Communist tax worker credit system?
On a footnote: We were taught as kids that the BAD Russians forced women with children to go out to work to support their comrades and were made to submit their children to State education/brainwashing in order to do so.
OT, but have you noticed that all Lib Dems have something funny about their mouths? In Clegg's case it shows up very clearly in your photo.
Nick is proving to be a disappointment. Chris H. would have been a better choice.
I'm not sure that Vince would have made a satisfactory "permanent" leader, but he sure made a good temporary one!
Nick's 'Robinson' background is showing - he lacks the gravitas of the Oxford College system.
Stuff Clegg,
the guy screwed up our chance of a referendum on Europe, the man should be in prison for treason.
"OT, but have you noticed that all Lib Dems have something funny about their mouths? In Clegg's case it shows up very clearly in your photo."
Yes it's common to all politicians...an inability to keep them permanently shut.
nick clegg is a lying cunt and therefore anyone who votes lib dem is obviously a complete spastic.
I think that covers everything lib-dem wise.
I can attest that Guido brought this up ages ago. What is the point of Nicholas Clegg?
6.29pm: that weird thing LDs do with their mouths is called expostulation. All LibDems expostulate, all the time. It's a bit like wanking, except it's always directed at other people.
WENDY ALEXANDER MAY FACE CRIMINAL PROCEEDINGS!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article3868681.ece
Presumably it is because he can't remember which of the 30 (plus or minus) wimmin he was nailing at the relevant time was his dinner companion of the evening(s) in question. A perfickly natural state of affairs, I am sure you will agree.
THAT is one gay mouth.
If Chris Clegg has nothing to hide then he should publish today.
If he HAS got something to hide he should still publish today.
Does Hannah do Humping, then?
Bloody hell people, TAT shat has said something that makes sense. Nurse, keep him on the new medication, it appears to be working.
PS He is still a cunt though nurse so dont let the fucker out to often! Thank you.
SidSid
I doubt if Mr Clegg got a mouth like that on him from sucking oranges.
TT,
I fucking dread to think of the standard of woman who would desire to be humped by a Lib dem, it probably goes some way towards explaining why Lib Dems are so keen on back door action, neither protaganist has to look at the face of the other.
Calamity Clegg strikes again. Beggars belief that they didn't appoint Huhne. More fool them.
Keep going Guido, if that pillock was ever in any position of power, (thankfully never), he'd be authorising all sorts of demands on small businesses who have to keep records for bureaucrats to spend huge time on to justify their pensions.
Presumably, his own receipts are lost in the post...
Why do the Lib Dems have to prance around the outside of every issue without ever getting properly stuck in? I thought Vince Cable was doing a great job until their little 'internal' committees began squawking and waving their arms about. If he had been chanting Lib Dem stuff during the elections, the result could have been very different.
Not by here I might add; (un)fortunately, I can remember when they only had three MPs...
OT Someone earlier said Mr Bean scored zero on the oft repeated IF poem.. but actually he scores very highly with just a few minor adjustments;
IF you can keep your head when all about you
councillors are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all the cabinet doubt you,
But harbour a grudge for their doubting you;
If you can wait and become very tired by waiting, say about 10 years,
Or being lied about, and being a liar
Or being hated, by everyone in the land,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: [not too difficult]
If you can dream and have visions;
If you can think only about power;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And find that Disaster is a more frequent visitor;
If you can't bear to hear the truth spoken about you,
Spoken by backbenchers to make you look a fool,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, lie broken,
And stoop and realise you can't build 'em up with these worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your gold
And risk it on one turn of the guilts markets,
And lose, and start again by raising taxes
And never breathe a word about your loss; or even admit to it.
If you can force your heart and nose and throat
To serve your every waking, haunted hour,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on! For the sake of Power I'm holding on''
If you can't talk with crowds or keep your virtue,
' Or walk with presidential candidates - but can lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can be heard by you,
If no men count with you, but your cronies count too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of soundbite,
Yours is Number 10 and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Prime Minister, my son!
Cleggover's mouth isn't as funny as Wendy's.
I think the LibDums are an irrelevance now, and surprisingly considering they dumped Huhne, they are even more of an irrelevance with Clegg.
He is probably the most low key and disappointing leaders I can think of since Michael Foot, and then even for a Lib Dum, and that's saying something.
Forget Clegg, everyone else would have done soon.
LDs certainly wear the correct colours,,,, YELLOW TO THE CORE ... all except the handful who defied 30 and not out Clegg to vote on the Lisbon treaty. Make sure they are not let forget this monumental blunder when they next come looking for your vote.
That mouth has smoked a lot of bone!.
this is the only person I know who makes snotty seem electable.
In relation to Clegg's expenses he probably paid for advertisements in lonely hearts magazines. Surely only the lovelorn would want this creepy poorly endowed male?
I see from Conservative Home that the Times has just come out with a quite astonishing poll :-
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/torydiary/2008/05/55-of-labour-vo.html
Apparently, 55% of Labour voters want Brown to resign!! I just cant believe it, this has to be fixed - surely it must be nearer 90% !!!
Clegg's been boasting down the pub how he spends hundreds on durex.
Me thinks the only thing he's been screwing is the tax payer.
Somebody replaced Frank Field's batteries - let's hope they have a copper coloured top this time.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=564341&in_page_id=1770
55% of Labour voters?
Let's see, that'd be.... um... about 13% of the electorate according to last week's election.
No worries there then, a very small number.
Full speed ahead with the NuLabour Project!
Is this the famous Guido Fawkes political website? If so, can someone direct me to the discussions on Wendy Alexander and her scheming Scottish skullduggery as I seem to have mised this?
Patience Angus
"OT, but have you noticed that all Lib Dems have something funny about their mouths? In Clegg's case it shows up very clearly in your photo."
My dear fellow, that is because you are looking at his ring piece, which is the natural, and prefered, orifice of communication for LibDims, especially their temporary leaders.
Hth?
Still no expenses, and Cleggy having the looks of a 3rd rate accountant!
Bill Quango MP @ 8.48pm - Absolutely brilliant - thank you.
Red Wendy revealed live to Eddie Mair on PM Prog about 5.15 today that she had discussed the referendum with Broon.
This was not mentioned in the main news one hour later, or since.
Indeed Broon seems to be denying all knowledge and describes it as a Holyrood matter.
WTF is going on?
Apparently, 55% of Labour voters want Brown to resign!! I just cant believe it, this has to be fixed - surely it must be nearer 90% !!!
The other 44% abstained, leaving the one percent of cunts like Terry Kelly, Bob 'the cunt' Piper and some of the cabinet. Even Polly Poison Piss Flaps Toynbee thinks he's toast, so things must be bad as she's the one who used to lick the dingle berries from his ring piece.
Apologies for off-topic, but I just had yet another "fucked by NuLab" experience I would like to share.
I just looked at a vacancies list on a temping website. Copied below is a small sample of the total, with a few I.T. jobs for comparison. All those NHS non-jobs state that they require no previous experience. Looks like I'm in the wrong line of work in NuLab's Britain - silly me for being born here!
Someone *really* needs to explain the broken window fallacy to this fuckwitted government.
Databases Assistant £8.54
Website Designer £7.33
IT Support Engineer £7.41
Website Designer £7.33
PHP Web Developer £8.24
Updating & Maintaining Website £8.54
Albanian Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Albanian Speaker £14.87
Amharic Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Arabic Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Benghali Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Bosnian Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Burmese Interpreter Required £14.87
Farsi Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Kurdish Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Luganda Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Tigrigna Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Lingala Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Polish Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Polish Interpreter £14.87
Punjabi Interpreter - NHS Glasgow £13.50
Punjabi Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Setswana Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Somali Interpreter - NHS Coventry £13.50
Somali Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Somali Speaker - Southampton £13.50
Swahili Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Turkish Interpreter - NHS £13.50
Urdu Translator - NHS £13.50
It's Groundhog Day!!!
Frank Field has a meeting with Gordon Brown, comes out and says the 10p tax problem is solved.
Later that evening a cabinet minister (Yvette Cooper)on Newsnight is incoherent when asked a simple question "Will all losers be fully compensated"
Labour is then decimated in the local elections with the 10p tax being quite understandably a major issue.
Frank then threatens to reinstate his amendment and is granted the honour of an interview with Alistair Darling. Comes out and announces that the 10p tax problem is solved.
Later the same evening, a cabinet minister (Hazel Blears)on Newsnight is incoherent when asked a simple question "Will all losers be fully compensated"
These people just do not learn, do they?
Election, What election, Once Lisbon is Ratified, that's it, Britain is abolished, that's why none of the Parties care about renaging on the Referendum, Lisbon is going ahead.
Britain will have no more General elections.
http://thewestminsternews.co.uk
http://www.eutruth.org.uk
Who has the contract to replace the broken mobile phones at Downing St. There will be a few heids broken this morning when McBroon reads the newspaper headlines.
The only ray of sunshine which will cheer McHasBeen or Goron the Loser is that Sarkozy is thinking of vetoing Blair as EU pressident.
Would Nick Clegg like to write an article showing how a President chosen by Heads of Government is compatible with liberalism and popular politics.
Perhaps someone could ask Jilted John to rerecord Gordon is a Loser, Gordon is a Loser for the YouTube generation.
Will Camoron ask the PM if he agrees with Paxman's view that the Lab leader is a loser.
Red Wendy revealed live to Eddie Mair on PM Prog about 5.15 today that she had discussed the referendum with Broon.
I heard that. Anyone else think Wendy sounded like a drunken incoherent bag lady? Presumably she's like that all the time? And she's the top Labour dog in Scotland? Fucking hell, King Alec must be pissing himself laughing 24/7.
Re Fewquer 12:13
Lingala intrepreters on the NHS ?
Ye Jest ! Years ago I had a gig in the congo basin, right in the middle of it, miles from anywhere in dear old Mobuto's Zaire.
The local language was Lingala & it was incomprehensible.
How the fuck do we end up paying for interpreters for there ? No wonder I can't get an NHS dentist !
Anyone else think Wendy sounded like a drunken incoherent bag lady? Presumably she's like that all the time?
I tuned in to First Ministers Questions a few weeks ago and Wee Wendy was so shockingly piss-poor that I felt embarrassed watching her. She made Alex Salmond sound like Demosthenes
OT, but looking at the photo of Hilary Clinton on the Guardian website, how could someone so intensely in the public eye have forgotten to moisturise? Or has this campaign taken its toll? Poor cow looks like some old biddy you might accidentally sit next to on a bus in Reigate.
Red Wendy revealed live to Eddie Mair on PM Prog about 5.15 today that she had discussed the referendum with Broon.
He also asked her (twice) was that discussion with Brown before or after she had called for a referendum, she did not answer.
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