Stat-Porn April Drill Down :
593,233 Pageviews from 406,732 Visits
All here in Google Analytical technicolour detail for downloading. Statcounter recorded 602,817 pageviews from 433,702 visitors. Guido won't quibble...
22 comments:
My own stats show a pleasing 36 visits last month! I'm well chuffed. Look out Guido!
At the end of a busy day enlightening young minds and working towards a 7% improvement in faculty retention and success rates (you multiply achievement by retention, I think), I can now announce how my upper sixth virgin voters performed during the day. Independent (anti-academy), the fucking lot of them (apart from one sad bastard who's Dad is the local Lib Dem agent). What's that tell us, eh? EH? Not sure I know, really. Perhaps it means both the big parties are well effed. Or my students are thick. Given that they come to this College and I teach them...probably the later.
"Guildford" - is that were Rick came from? Last time I click on one of your links....
Anyway, RickRolling is old hat lets start a new craze - BoggyPicking.... now if we only had a video to go with it....
FTSE 100- Why am I getting this perculiar feeling?
NOTICE the close on FTSE 100 in the last 5 trading days, never seen this before.
25.4.08 close 6091.4
28.4.08 close 6090.4
29.4.08 close 6089.4
30.4.08 close 6087.3
1.5.08 close 6087.3
Guido,
fucking great numbers.
I'm not surprised. after all, what could be better than reading political stuff which also involves satanist zombies getting their heads blown off.
that's what I call entertainment, thankyou sir.
yours etc.
Cracking figures, Guido. Well done. Beers and chasers and a tootle down Victoria Street to celebrate?
If you can keep this sort of performance up from inside the Scrubs you will be doing very well indeed.
NOTICE the close on FTSE 100 in the last 5 trading days?
It suggests to me that the free market is being manipulated - more than usual.
Richly deserved and will grow.
nice one guido , never gonna give you up , never gonna let you down .
technically minded !!
Oh, Lol! This must be some kind of a game, right? I geddit.
He he he. I must come here more often.
Okay, so for the more technically minded, is there a high-security government web site where people living in Manchester can log on to vote for Boris?
Just wondering.. thought the passwords might not be too difficult.
Just a final reminder Ladies and Gentlemen that, as of today, I have merely to 'observe the offence' of you parking illegally for me to send a fixed penalty winging through the post.
No more Mr nice Guy 15 minutes grace malarchy.
No more listening to you bleat on about your pregnant wife, sick child at the surgery, urgent delivery, just posting a letter bollocks. I don't have to listen to any of that now.
No more waiting in the rain for you to overstay your alloted time or scribbling your details with a poxy pencil. All our lovely cameras and super computer will do it for me. ( And you thought they were there to stop crime and terrorism, makes you laugh, don't it ! )
www.southampton.gov.uk/transport/parking/civil-enforcement-officers.asp
Don't even think about challenging my 'observation' because if you do, MY word will overule YOURS and your fine will be doubled Yay.
Mind you, I'd best go a bit easy or they ( my Local Authority employer ) will up my target pronto so less time in the cafe or round my mates house.
Now, about my final salary pension scheme. If I up my productivity will that enhance said pension ? Oi ! motorists, I'm not talking to you !
Who gives a shit how many hits you have had? If I want shit stats i'll listen to Gobshite Brown.
Guido, I hope this isn't going to prompt another bout of inanity from twatty lefty bloggers over the technical definition of 'visit' - fuck me, that was tedious!
I don't give a f**k about stats - I have been a life long Labour voter but not anymore. (51 year sold)
No insult to you Guido but they (stats)don't mean much anymore.
What does count is the fact that I visit everyday to enjoy your systematic dismantling of the biggest bunch of tossers to ever be let loose on this planet
Hero :-)
from political betting comments page
"in Tower Hamlets, one council officer was frogmarched out of a polling station for telling Bangladeshi voters in Bengali that they must vote for Livingstone"
http://politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2008/05/01/kens-day-hour-by-hour-on-the-markets/#comments
"May 1, 2008 8:00 PM"
"Okay, so for the more technically minded, is there a high-security government web site where people living in Manchester can log on to vote for Boris?"
Here's one; more interesting question is; how do you know the visitor is from Manchester, and more, how they voted.
Enquiring minds would like to see the script
Dialup Internet: 3.3%
Presumably thats those bleeding edge chaps who run Harriet's blog for her.
thick shit thieves said...
Guido,
'fucking great numbers.
I'm not surprised. after all, what could be better than reading political stuff which also involves satanist zombies getting their heads blown off.
that's what I call entertainment, thankyou sir.
yours etc.'
Looks like a very big job but Nurse, can you try and remove her tongue from Guido's arse please. Thank you.
what a bitch!
hold on... harriet harpy, is that you? I hereby etc.
note to mental woman: stalk someone else. if you want to hassle someone, hassle your husband you miserable cow.
Nurse well done for removing TAT shats tongue from Guido's arse. Now if you could just chop her fucking hands off to stop her typing jobs a good 'un! Thank you.
bog @ 8.36:
you are a sock-puppet with Guido's hand up your jacksie and I claim my £5.
Good one Guido - obviously I'm referring to the fact that more than 25% of your readers use firefucked :-)
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