Spot the Difference
Spot the difference : Naomi met Gordon in Downing Street today. Known to be hot-tempered, she was once charged with second degree assault after allegedly hitting her assistant. The assistant needed four stitches to her head after being hit by a mobile phone following a row according to NYPD. The other has so far missed his target.
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Easy ones an unbalanced bad tempered psychotic with with a history of tantrums that would make a 3yr old blush and no concept of a real days work and the other is Naomi!
Thank goodness that Gordon Brown has ended the celebrity / politico culture that infested three time winner Blairs time as Prime Minister.
Oh dear, she's met Jonah. Her tits are probably gonna fall off, or something.
Given the football result last night, it would seen that the way Jonah Bean could help the world's economy is by resigning...
I shouldn't think they have similar hands. This photograph of his is disgusting.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7402803.stm
Two of the Carphone Warehouse's biggest customers there.
Perhaps they where discussing which phone had the greatest aerodynamic efficieny and throwing techniques.
Brown probably couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo tho, he's useless at everything else he tries.
Gordo was just having Lesson One for his GNVQ in Mobile Throwing.
It was going to be a BA, but this was considered too mickey mouse a degree course even for NuLab's Higher Education sector.
In March, as Sarah Brown & Carla Sarkozi were attending an awareness raising event in London,for maternal deaths around the world, my daughter was, prematurely giving birth to her baby in the toilet of a major, north London hospital.Her solitary & sordid experience could not even aspire to 3rd world conditions. The cruel absence of care & medical neglect is unforgettable.
We are from up north & didn't realise that the maternal care was so bad.Her collegues opt for private deliveries,we had no idea. I wil never forget this except at the ballot box.
Have you seen the photo of Broon's hands? Absolutely disgusting! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7402803.stm
Is it just me or does Brown look as though he's appealing for divine intervention? Well he needs a miracle to unfuck eveything he's touched.
Look, for the umpteenth time, Gordon Brown does NOT throw mobile phones at the wall.
He throws them to exercise Doug and Ed. He is training them to catch and retrieve. That's all there is to it. Now, can we please move on.
He's not telling god to " Bring it on " is he?
Two things. Speccie says the unlovely Naomi was there to see Mrs Brown. Which is it?
And that photo ofBrown makes him look remarkably like Mussolini. Il Duce anyone?
Two things. Speccie says the unlovely Naomi was there to see Mrs Brown. Which is it?
And that photo ofBrown makes him look remarkably like Mussolini. Il Duce anyone?
Well, erm, I think I can confidently say that Gordon's long association with Grace Jones is just further evidence as if any were needed, of his undiminished popularity in the country as a whole and there'll be many a disappointed face in the ranks of David Cameron's SDLP and errrrrm...
She can't say I haven't warned her about the effect of the Gorgon on looks.
If she looked at the smile, she'll be less attractive than an angler fish by morning. Her transformation will be like in the film She, when Ursula Andress unwisely enters the flame for the second time. RIP the modelling career of Naomi Campbell.
Hopefully, by working for Boris Munira Mirza will avoid the same fate.
In the pic, I think Gordon was just looking at the sky yesterday. Immediately afterwards the weather deteriorated.
but douglas alexander has such a fucking large nose he would not be able to get his mouth close enough to the floor to pick up the mobile.
on the plus side, after nick robinson has finished rimming gordon, douglas alexander's nose is a perfect large penetrative tool.
this spastic must be the ugliest member of parliament.
he wins it by a nose.
Meanwhile down the Road at Buckingham Palace according to The Sun an 88 yr old ex WW2 SAS Soldier chained himself to the gates to protest against current soldiers pay & treatment.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/campaigns/our_boys/article1166897.ece
Of course the moody malicious jabba the hut lookalike festering in our Prime Ministers offical residence is more interested in inviting a lanky vicious catwalk thug round for a chinwag.
It makes you sick.
They are both old slags!
I notice it looks quite sunny in the Naomi photo. Gordon appears to have felt rain falling
Says it all really.
Siberia said...
Is it just me or does Brown look as though he's appealing for divine intervention? Well he needs a miracle to unfuck eveything he's touched.
I think that even the Lord knows to keep well away from Ye Cursed Son O' The Manse.
Perhaps they had a cell phone trashing session?
Naomi campbell was visiting Sarah Brown to raise awareness of maternal deaths around the world.
Our maternity services are below 3rd world levels. And then they came for me.
Looks to me as if they are both impersonating Wee Wendy, but the Gorgon is doing a better job - he's got the mouth just right and he is looking up in just the weird, wan way Wee Wendy would!
Interesting article about Il Duce and The Gay Gordon on www.grumpyoldsod.com ... reincarnation, perhaps???
Hands - man on the edge ... wouldn't it be lovely if someone famous visiting No 10 lost it with him on the front step in front of the cameras a la Grace Jones/Russell Harty. He'd be chewing them up to the elbow!!
See he's been tarting about all the media shows he can sleaze his way onto today- utter drivel! As they said in the 50's about another dodgy type (Nixon) - 'Would YOU buy a used car from this man???" Hope he gets a proper pasting at C & N very, very soon...
Has he missed his target? Perhaps he really hates walls!
Gordon was secretly sounding Naomi out as the female support for his " Apprentice " style TV reality show Young PM ; she would be Carol Vorderman to his Richard Whitely.
Naomis' main role would be to hurl her phone at each discredited boy or girl with the chant of " L.O.S.E.R. " while Gordon would keep his phone in reserve to beat senseless any child coming up with better ideas than his.
The ecstatic Naomi was overheard
" You're kidding, right ?
Oh My God ! Where did my TITS go ? "
( thx down like the bismark 6:14 )
Why's he looking to the heavens?
Also - how does he square the circle of economic disaster which on the one hand he says is nothing to do with him or his policies, cause it's all the worlds fault or something, then on the other hand he tells us that only he (egotistical fucker) can save us (and presumably the world) from the economic mess that none of his policies contributed to?
It's fucking confusing!
Just had a look at the photo of Gordon's hands (yuk!) What crossed my mind was that he must have rather large piggy nostrils, otherwise how does he reach the bogeys?
What? Don't tell me I missed the phone-throwing convention?
I thought it was next week.
Innit just great to see G Brown surrounding himself with his intellectual peers? First the Beckham and now the Campbell.
Celebrity culture, eh?
So she drops round for a gander at Gordon's private bogey collection...gets out her loupe and tweezers...examines everything from the crusty little crumbs to the mucal asteroids, all neatly labelled according to date and nostril of origin, of course...following strict rubber-glove protocol to avoid risk of contamination to rare and priceless samples...maybe does a few swaps...and judging by the satisfied smile and the savouring mouth-shape, he's given her a free taster to take-away...lucky cow. Wow she's come a long way from the backstreets of Streatham...used to love playing with my cherished little stones then...even made her a pair of classy earrings from two of my most irridescent granules...I was only seven, she was just six-and-a-half...doubt whether she'd even give my rocks a second glance these days mind...sure, she's not the same person now...I blame it on the furnace of celebrity obsession...and those bumps she got as a teenager...I'm not bitter though...but I still remember the day we first met...with a trinkling little tear in my eye...I'll never forget the timid little knock on our front door...when she first asked to use our lav...it is with similar emotions that I also fondly recall our final parting...when I tried to cop a feel amongst the shrubbery and she caught me with one criss karate kick to the nuts. happy days.
Good piece by Kaletsky in today's Times:
When the Treasury and chancellor can no longer say “no” to demands from the prime minister for political fixes and wheezes, the country risks Enron government…
I'd rather do her up the arse than him!
I honestly think somebody in No 10 ought to record Gordon blowing his top with an underling.
He would have to resign and it would be bl**dy funny.
Spot the difference?
She's stupid and contemptible.
He's stupid and contemptible.
Sorry, did I miss something?
Jonah Cyclops McTwat does not have the gift of stereo vision and is therefore incapable of judging depth or distance. It would be quite easy to dodge his Nokia chucking tantrums by just keeping at more than arm's length. Naomi was probably teaching him the art of the deflection shot. I fear for her now she has met Jonah - she will awake tomorrow covered in warts.
You really are a despicable bunch of goblins.
The thing that really gets up your nose is that Gordon is squeaky clean. And despite your invective The Captain is weathering the storm a treat.
I stand by my man. He is top banana and he is beginning to realise it.
Naomi Campbell is going round tonight telling anyone who cares to listen, that, in her opinion, Gordon Brown is definitely gay.
td 10:25 PM
Yeah, she can't give it to anyone up the arse...unless she's using a strap-on Sony Ericsson K608i slimline.
11:47 PM
Brown's behaviour is just too appalling. Criminal really. Simply no way to treat the one of the world's most beautiful supermodels. Any other man in the country would have honoured Naomi with a big smile and a stonking great hard-on.
Brown clearly going completely cuckoo then. Or perhaps this is actually fashionworld code for "gay as a chocolate teapot". Mind you I'd certainly be "jolly" if I managed to get that near to Naomi's nips.
They richly deserve each other!
Is Broon saying, "Those clouds are looming but I cannot feel any rain drops at the moment, so just probably I can pretend that I can see blue skies like B'Liar and none will notice"
What`s up with her forehead, ugh!
Jesus, if her hair line goes any further back she will be combing her arse!
The Scene---Some gay club in Camden. Another middle-aged man walks through the door, wearing jumper, shirt, cords and black loafers. It's Gay Gordon, cruising for some ass.
A rent boy comes up to him: 'Hi. How you doing?' says Gay Gordon. 'Can I get you a cup of tea'.
'Shit not you again' says the rent boy. 'Why don't you just go home and talk to your wife about all your hatreds and frustrations'.
Gay Gordon replies 'That would take too long'.
5:35 AM
Inter-Continental Ballistic Mobile coming your way, duckie.
One's got their kit off for Playboy, the other uuuurrrrggghhh...
Can we have a Hoon caption competition please?
8:53 AM
Does she have a position open for maid?
My good God, if she catches the cunt who's been writing these comments he's gonna be found floating down the Thames with a cellphone protruding from every available orifice.
"pearl before slime said...
11:47 PM
Brown's behaviour is just too appalling. Criminal really. Simply no way to treat the one of the world's most beautiful supermodels. Any other man in the country would have honoured Naomi with a big smile and a stonking great hard-on."
Er - no actually - I wouldn't give that violent psycopath of an over-inflated, self-obsessed bitch a second glance except to dodge an attack, and am looking forward to the day the cunt finally gets locked up. Campbell is an ignorant and utterly unappealing slag who singlehandedly makes racism seem respectable.
45g 12.54pm
u obviously not a real man, sweetie
1:11 PM
now Gordon on the other hand...
PM respectfully kneels down to shake hands with pussy of greatest supermuddle of all time.
One for celebrity Death Match? Jonah V the Vixon of Vauxhall?
1:23 PM
Oh Gordon! Your so vain!
1.11 PM
And you're no Nelson Mandela, Skinata.
1:52 PM
Nein! Ich bin ein Blinger!
2:02 PM
Oh fuck off you worthless whinging welsh windbag.
12:53 PM
It may have escaped your attention, but I'm currently changing tack in my career, and (a la ugly duckling) am developing with osmotic grace into a stylishly serene photographer.
1:35 PM
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into, BALLS!!
With all due respect to the preceding hypotheses, she's could, of course, be an agent provocateur - or even saboteur. Perhaps she's planted a booby-trapped blackberry under his bed, or bugged-out Brown's bog or something. Keep an eye on Youtube for final outcome...Go for it girl!
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